I'm still a boss after I retire

Wen Xia was frightened by Si Guyu's calm attitude as if he knew everything. He couldn't believe it and asked, "Uncle, isn't it haunted?"

Si Guyu turned around, with a smile that was not a smile, "Who said it wasn't?"

Wen Xia's scalp was numb from his watching, Si Guyu's expression now was scarier than the video he saw just now, "Uncle, don't, don't scare me. There is no ghost, right?"

"Whether there is a ghost or not, you will find out by going to see tonight." Si Guyu looked at Wen Xia, "Sao Nian, would you like to have a big adventure tonight?"

Wen Xia hesitated for a moment, then nodded in agreement. The young man was in full bloom and full of vigor, how could mere ghosts and gods scare him?

"What are ghosts most afraid of? Should I go to Grandma Wang at the entrance of the village for some talisman paper?" Wen Xia asked Si Guyu.

Grandma Wang is the goddess in the village. In the past, she was invited to dance at weddings and funerals. Now there is a formal shop in the forest park, which is mysterious and attracts many tourists.

Si Guyu didn't answer him, and curled up in the massage chair, sleeping comfortably.

Wen Xia: "..." The feeling that I'm the only one worrying about it is so fucked up.

Simu Yu touched Si Guyu's forehead, and covered him with a thin blanket to hide the worry in his eyes.

Si Guyu slept until evening.

Wen Xia failed to get the talisman paper from Grandma Wang. When he went, Grandma Wang was closing the stall, chatting and laughing with the old man in the village.

The uncle asked, "Is your son coming back soon?"

Grandma Wang narrowed her eyes with a smile, "Yeah, I'm busy with work in a big city, so I finally come back to see me during my vacation."

After Wenxia waited for the uncle to leave, he explained to Grandma Wang why he was here. The expression of Grandma Wang who was smiling changed suddenly, and she suddenly turned white eyes and muttered something Wenxia couldn't understand, "This is not a haunting, go back, young man."

Wen Xia: "..."

He left inexplicably, and always felt that after dropping out of university, there were always strange people around him.

The moon is dark and the wind is high, the best time to do some shady things.

Si Guyu took his old Gong, his nephew, and two dogs to "catch ghosts" in a mighty way.

In the small mountain village shrouded in darkness, the dots of lights are gradually extinguished, and the branches on the side of the road cast shadows with fangs and claws under the street lights, which looks ghostly.

Wen Xia still felt a little apprehensive.

He was walking side by side with Si Guyu, and suddenly he heard his uncle say: "Your Majesty, I'm so scared, you have to protect me."

But from his tone, there was no fear at all.

Simu Yu said: "My dear concubine, don't be afraid, with me here, no one can hurt you."

Si Guyu: "Your Majesty, don't forget that there is still a child in our womb."

Simu Yu glanced at Xiao Bianmu, "You just gave birth to me."

Si Guyu: "It's not that you want too much, people are still in confinement, so there will be more, beast."

Simu Yu: "Then do you like it?"

Si Guyu: "I like it, I like it to death."

Wen Xia stopped silently, knelt down and covered his face, really, really couldn't take it anymore! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

How fat and selfish are these two people? ? ?

I can't speak well, but I want to play role-playing, can I pour a little bit of emotion into it?His uncle and the male god sang together, but the tone didn't fluctuate the whole time. I don't know, I thought they were asking "Have you eaten today?"

Wen Xia didn't want to eat this strange-tasting dog food anymore, so he turned on the live broadcast on his mobile phone. He had agreed with his fans in advance that the broadcast would be added temporarily tonight, because gimmicks such as ghost hunting and adventure at night were very exciting and attracted fans.

Facing the camera, he described vividly in a hoarse voice, "Now, we are on our way to the forest park. Tonight, the sky is dark and the moon is hiding in the clouds. Not even a few stars can be seen, and there is no living thing around. ! Next—let me introduce the members of the expedition team.”

He turned the camera around and aimed at Si Guyu's back, "This is my uncle, he is the overall person in charge of this operation."

Then he turned to Simu Yu, "This is my male god, he is the man behind my uncle."

Finally, there are two dogs, "This is Simu Yu, responsible for the team's IQ, black plastic, responsible for appearance!"

Si Muyu grew up very fast, and in just over a week, she became a majestic look from a puppy, but standing with the black plastic, she was still half a head shorter than it.

There were two guys, one small and one big, the former obediently followed Si Guyu, the latter couldn't even be pulled by a rope, and wanted to run wildly, Wenxia was pulled by it so that he couldn't walk steadily, and his phone kept shaking.

There was joy in the barrage.

"Hahaha, uncle is so handsome, I strongly request to see his frontal photo!"

"Your male god is also very handsome, why only take photos from the back, I want to see the face!!!"

"Uncle and the male god go together so well!! Are they a couple? They must be a couple!!!"

"Uncle raises Bianmu, and nephew raises Erha? Hmm... I seem to know something..."

"Look at the status from the name, a Simuyu and a black plastic, ask for the shadow area of ​​the black plastic's heart, hahaha!!!"

Wen Xia didn't pat his face straight, and he couldn't casually talk about the relationship between his uncle and the male god, so he said a few casual words to fool him.

Several people walked into the park and first passed through a spacious food section with a row of benches for tourists to rest in the middle.

Wen Xia held up the phone to adjust the camera angle, "Uncle, where are we going?"

As he was speaking, he suddenly bumped into something hard and made a "bang" sound.

Wen Xia was taken aback, "Hold the grass, what is it?"

A black garbage recycling robot stood in front of him. After bumping into him, it changed its course and slid sideways. The gears under the pedals rubbed against the ground and made a slight "cracking" sound. After a while, it disappeared into the night.

"What's that?" Wen Xia asked.

Fans who have been to Forest Park told him that it is a service robot in the park with various functions.

Like the one it hit just now, it is a garbage recycling robot. It has a garbage can in its body, and tourists can throw garbage into its "belly".

In addition, there are robots dedicated to cleaning the streets and robots responsible for tourist consultation.

Wen Xia looked around, and through the dim streetlights, he indeed saw many robots of the same appearance, standing in different positions on the street, quietly and motionless, like soldiers guarding.

"But they don't move. Why is the one that hit me just now moving?" Wen Xia asked.

The fans who answered his question were not very clear at this time, "There are a batch of robots whose positions are fixed during the day, and some can move, but I don't know at night."

Si Guyu called him from the front: "Slow to death, be careful of being captured by ghosts alone."

Wen Xia hurried forward, "Uncle, a robot hit me just now. Are these robots not moving at night?"

Si Guyu stopped, "The robot won't move at night because it needs to be charged, otherwise it won't be able to work during the day."

Wen Xia asked: "Then did that malfunction just now? He was the only one moving."

Si Guyu looked at him fiercely, and said in a stern tone, "Don't you understand?"

Wen Xia's face turned pale, "What do you mean?"

Si Guyu said gloomyly: "It's not malfunctioning, it's possessed by a ghost!"

"Ah!" Wen Xia roared.

"Don't shout!" Si Guyu stopped him, "If you do this, you will scare the ghost away, and then we will return home without success tonight."

Some of the fans who watched the live broadcast were as frightened by Si Guyu as Wen Xia, but there were also some who were more courageous and had an attitude of watching the show, "Hahaha, uncle is so interesting!"

"Where is the ghost? Come out quickly!"

"Uncle, where are we going?" Wen Xia asked again.

Si Guyu told him, "Go to the farmhouse, we will naturally go wherever there are ghosts."

According to the village head, there are many haunted places, but they are mainly concentrated near the farmhouse.

On the way to the farmhouse, several people encountered several robots in action, and the number seemed to be increasing.

"Are these fully charged?" Wen Xia wondered, "Can you wander around after charging?"

Si Guyu looked at these robots with an indifferent expression, but after Wen Xia has been with him for so long, he always feels that Uncle is angry now?

Walking into the backyard of one of the once haunted farmhouses, it was quiet and nothing happened.

"Not here, change to another house." Si Guyu said.

Wen Xia was so nervous that he kept talking to his fans, trying to ease his emotions, "I feel that the ghosts are coming out soon, and the exciting moment is coming!"

His live broadcast was pushed to the home page by the platform, and countless people flooded in for a while, and the number of viewers of the live broadcast increased dramatically.

At this moment, Simuyu and the black plastic dog looked in one direction and barked.

"Out, appeared?" Wen Xia said.

Si Guyu and Simu Yu started walking in that direction, and Wen Xia followed closely behind them.

The fans swiped the screen frantically in the live broadcast room, but Wen Xia had no time to take care of it. He held his breath and stared straight ahead.

Si Guyu put his hands in his pockets and yawned, "It's cold."

Simu Yu took off his coat, revealing that he was wearing a simple black T-shirt underneath, covering his strong muscles.

He covered Si Guyu with his coat, "Then go back?"

Si Guyu glanced back at Wen Xia, leaned on Simu Yu, and sneered, "This silly boy really thinks there is a ghost."

"Get rid of the ghost before going back," Si Gu Yu said. "I can't walk anymore."

Si Muyu chuckled softly, and easily picked him up with one hand, like a child, Si Guyu sat on his arm.

All this was faithfully recorded by Wen Xia who stood behind them.

Fans are still frantically swiping the screen, but it seems that a style of painting has changed——

"Hold the grass! Hold the grass! Hold the grass! Tell me, sisters, what did I see???"

"Hey, it's really a real man to suddenly throw dog food at this intense moment???"

"Look at what I'm talking about, what I'm talking about! They are a couple, they really are a couple, I can see a strong smell from the back!!!"

"Isn't the point that we were ridiculed by uncle? He means there are no ghosts at all?"

"Look at Uncle, who looks like he knows the truth, there must be no ghosts, the point is to show affection!!!! Xiao Gong's boyfriend Li Max, other people's boyfriends never disappoint!!!"