My daily chat with the big guy

There was no sound during the dinner, and it was Ji's mother who came back to her senses first. She gently put down her chopsticks, and instead of expressing her opinion directly, she called Ji Li's name, "Come back to the room with me."

When Ji's mother was young, she was a beauty pageant champion. At that time, she was enthusiastic, cheerful and youthful. Ji's father took a fancy to her and chased her for a long time.

No matter how beautiful a goddess is contaminated with fireworks, she will become vulgar, especially after giving birth to Ji Li, this little bastard has never been idle for a moment since she can walk.Ji's mother gave up her career to concentrate on being a full-time wife at home, taking care of her husband and raising her children, and she was exhausted by being tortured by bear children every day.

No matter how you clean up the house, it's a mess. Although Ji's father didn't say anything when he came back from get off work, there was a trace of dissatisfaction in his brows.

That year Ji Miao was five years old, at the age of ignorance, he didn't understand why his father came home late, and he deliberately quarreled for his father after being beaten by his mother.

Ji's mother got angry a lot, and after calming down, she took him to find the father he wanted.

They went to Ji's father's work place, broke into the office directly, his mother took off her high heels and beat his father up without saying a word, Ji Li even made faces and complained about his mother's tigress with newly learned words.

When he got home, his mother said to him in a very stern tone, "Ji Li, a man's heart always wants to be crazy. If you don't take your relationship seriously in the future, remember what your father looks like today."

At that time, Ji Li didn't understand why his father was beaten, and his mother wanted to bathe him as usual after she finished talking, and his life went on as usual, so that day he still ran out with his bare buttocks to tease his mother, and then he was punished by Ji Miao.

"Son, you probably don't remember when I almost divorced your father, but Ji Miao must have an impression. In retrospect, I feel embarrassed, crying in front of a child. But I really felt that I couldn't live with your father at that time, Just tell him that if I leave, let him take care of you." Ji's mother sighed, "Although I found out that it was a misunderstanding, but Ji Miao has never broken his promise. He has done some things better than our parents You said he was a good brother, why did you hire him? There are so many people in this world, who can you find? , then everyone will lose face."

"Mom, I won't regret it. I'm going to tie him up. Why should he be someone else's brother, why should he marry someone else? If he chooses me, it will be settled. When he gets old and dies, he will have to engrave A character for Ji, stand side by side with mine, and Duodeng is right." Ji Li squeezed his mother's shoulders obediently, "Mom, believe me, I will bring him home and he will be mine, and he won't be able to escape. Besides, if you don’t believe me, you should believe Ji Miao. He never takes these things as a joke. He said it himself, which proves that we have reached a consensus. Mom, you can bless us generously. Wrinkle your face and be careful of wrinkles. ..."

Ji's mother slapped the back of his hand and reprimanded him for being less courteous, "That's your brother and not someone else! You change as you say, how can we accept it as elders?"

"Mom, anyway, things are like this, you accept that the family is still two sons." Ji Li paused, "If you don't agree anyway, both of us can only become monks."

The ear was twisted again, Ji's mother raised the volume, "Little bastard still wants to threaten me, don't you, just mess around, and I'll tell you when it's too late to change your mind!"

Ji Li screamed in pain, "I won't change, absolutely not!"

Ji's mother let go of her hand. When she was a child, she had a straight face. Ji Li would change her mouth even if she wanted to avoid being beaten. That little bastard who pretended to be stupid has really grown up.

"Hey...You brat gets bigger and stronger, I can't control you anymore, go discuss it with your father!"

Ji Li hugged his mother with a hippie smile, "Thank you, Mom."

Ji's mother pushed away with a look of disgust, "Okay, I didn't say anything, I'll let you find your father, get out and eat your meal."

Ji Li didn't leave, he pulled his mother's clothes to play tricks, and called his mother sweetly, "Who dares to move your chopsticks if you don't go down, let's go, let's go down together..."

Ji's mother was impatient, "It's okay, you are a soul, you are usually not so clingy. If you don't have a good face, I will give you two big mouths."

Ji Li flattered her tightly, "It's my fault, it's my No.1 beauty pageant mother who gave me all the good genes."

Back at the dinner table, everyone had different expressions, but no one continued the topic, tacitly ignored it for the time being, and the child should at least finish the meal first when he comes home.

After the meal, the family got together to watch a movie. Ji Li hid his hands behind his back, watching the movie in a serious manner on the surface, but actually touched his brother's back with his hands.When the movie showed some passionate scenes, the parents turned their heads away and coughed. Ji Li quietly leaned over and kissed the corner of Ji Miao's mouth, smiling like a cat that stole the fish.

The elders have something to say but don't know where to start, and it's late at night after staying up.

"Ji Miao, I have cleaned the room, otherwise let's go back and rest first."

Ji Li didn't panic at all, and smiled and sent his uncle and aunt and Ji Miao to the gate. The two courtyards were separated by a wall, and it was enough to open the window in the middle of the night.

Humming a song after taking a shower, Temensao sprayed on some perfume from someone who sent it, and whistled to the mirror.

Just this figure, just this face, blind people don't like it.

In the dead of night, it's time to do my job.

There were two crisp beeps from the floor-to-ceiling windows, Ji Li was startled, he calmed down and went to pull the curtains, Ji Miao was wearing a thin pajamas, and motioned him to open the lock with his chin.

Ji Li has always been the only one who flipped other people's windows, but he never thought that one day it would be the other way around. It seems that Ji Miao is more impatient than him.

Ji Li clicked the lock, opened the window and suppressed a smile, "Hmph, come in."

"No, I'm here to tell you that you have an injury in your leg and don't sleep at night. Don't climb my window. I locked it."

The smile on Ji Li's face froze, "You climbed up, and that's why?"

Ji Miao nodded his forehead and pushed him back into the room, "It's cold outside, close the window to sleep, I'm going back."

Ji Li couldn't believe it, Ji Miao was really gone, so free and easy.Lying on the bed, the more I think about it, the more I feel annoyed, no, it’s over just to call or send a message, and I’ll come here in person, let him think about it here and can’t fall asleep, how about playing with him?

Once the seeds of doubt are planted, they germinate in no time.Ji Li stood up, no, he had to ask what exactly Ji Miao wanted to do.

Going down the stairs to the tool room to carry the ladder with ease, I always felt the same thing but had a different mood. I was so frizzy that I didn't seriously confirm whether the ladder was level or not. After climbing a few steps, the ladder slid and swayed, and Ji Li exclaimed.

The ladder was supported, Ji Li turned around and looked down, "Hey, Dad, you just squatted in the corner to smoke again, and you didn't make a sound, you scared me."

His father was in a complicated mood, "Tsk! Sin, get on your ass, get out!"

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Xiao Ji: Today is another day to defeat beauty with foolishness

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