Master, your personality is broken

Before he had time to explain, Master gave a cold look and turned to leave, Chen Xi immediately chased after him.

"Master, Master, it's not what you think! Listen to me," he grabbed hold of him, "I'm just joking! Situ Yao is going to make trouble when he's drunk, so I just..."

Lin Jingran stopped in her tracks, still turning her back: "You guys have a good relationship, and it doesn't hurt to make a small fight, but you must pay attention to everything, so that joke just crossed the line."

"Yes, yes, the teacher taught me that I was wrong, and I will never joke like this again in the future."

In fact, the master's discipline on him is not strict on weekdays, and he doesn't ask too many questions when he goes out to play.

But he found that Master attaches great importance to the sense of proportion in intimate matters, just like actively covering his eyes in the green and white jade illusion, preventing him from watching others kiss.

Knowing that he violated a minefield, Chen Xi secretly observed the face of the master.

Seeing Master's calm expression, he struck while the iron was hot and continued: "Master, please forgive me this time, I was also a drunk, so I said that kind of thing out of tune, and I will never do it next time, ah, no, no!" Second-rate!"

"Are you drinking? The four of you were fined for stealing alcohol before. Didn't you promise me that you would never drink again?"

Damn, he forgot about this!

Seeing that the face that had finally turned sunny became gloomy again, Chen Xi didn't know how to explain it for a while, so he hugged Master's arm tightly and played tricks: "Oh, Master, that, that happened more than half a year ago, why don't you Do you still remember? Anyway, I’m not at Lingfengmen now... The book says that a few drinks are good for your health, so don’t bother with me..."

"Which book?"

Of course it was his random nonsense book...

Chen Xihan smiled twice to cover it up, and changed the subject: "Master, have you ever drunk?"

"Never."

Hearing this, Chen Xi had an excuse, and dragged him back: "Some things must be tried. Since Master has never drank alcohol, let's go and have a few drinks with us! Drinking is quite interesting, otherwise Why do so many literati like to drink."

Lin Jingran didn't refuse either, letting his apprentice pull him back.

Seeing that the persuasion was successful, the three peeking at the door hurriedly returned to the house.

Situ Yao was still a little drunk, and when he hid to the side watching just now, he wanted to laugh, but Ling Aoyue covered his mouth.

After finally being free, seeing the two of them coming in, he drew a gourd and took Ah Bai's arm in the same way, while shaking it, he imitated Chen Xi's tone and said: "Master~ please forgive me this time~"

Chen Xi's face turned green: "Situ Yao, you are sick, are you looking for a beating?"

Situ Yao smacked his lips and said pitifully, "Don't be so fierce, I'm just imitating other people's acting like a baby..."

"You! How can I act like a baby?!"

Chen Xi was so angry that he was about to make a move, but was stopped by Ling Aoyue.

"Haha, don't be old, hahaha," Ling Aoyue laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten up, "Hahaha, don't be as knowledgeable as a drunkard."

Chen Xi: "Am I like this? How can I be like this, how can I be as disgusting and pretentious as him!"

"Okay, no, no," Ling Aoyue replied casually, laughed a few more times, and beckoned people to sit down, "Xianzun, sit next to Chen Xi."

After the person sat down, she muttered, "Actually, Situ Yao's learning is quite similar, especially the essence."

Chen Xi was furious when he heard this: "Ling Aoyue, you want to entertain me too, right?!"

"Okay." Lin Jingran said warmly.

When the master spoke, Chen Xi was discouraged. Seeing that the master was also smiling, he said dissatisfiedly: "Master, why even you... you all, hmph!"

Team up to bully people.

snort!

The "weak and weak" Chen Xi gave up struggling and took a sip of his wine.

Feeling that the opposite side has been looking at him, Chen Xi looked over and saw Situ Yao's eyes flicking back and forth between him and the master.

"Situ Yao, what's wrong with you? What kind of eyes are you looking at, why are you looking at me and Master?"

Situ Yao's eyes were dazed, apparently he was still unconscious, he looked at Chen Xi and then at Qingyu Immortal Venerable, hehehe smiled and said, "I want to see you guys kiss each other!"

Hearing that Chen Xi couldn't catch his breath, he was choked by the wine and coughed: "Cough cough cough..."

Lin Jingran looked normal, and reached out to pat his apprentice on the back to help him calm down.

"Tsk tsk," Ling Aoyue gave Situ Yao a hammer, "Why are you talking nonsense when you're drunk?"

Situ Yao retorted inarticulately: "Whoever is talking nonsense, the two of them are very suitable for kissing!"

"Kiss kiss, kiss you big-headed ghost, can you shut up your stinking mouth!" Chen Xi finally calmed down and roared.

Ling Aoyue smoothed things over: "Chen Xi calms down, Qingyu Immortal Venerable is not to blame, Situ Yao is drunk, he will inevitably speak wild words, please don't take it to heart."

As she said that, seeing that the Xianzun's glass was still empty, she quickly added wine: "Chen Xi, don't just drink it by yourself, I don't know if the Xianzun's wine glass is still empty..."

"Yes, it's Miss Ling," Chen Xi held the cup and touched Master's, "Come on, Master, this wine is quite clear."

Lin Jingran took a look at his apprentice and drank the wine in his glass.

Seeing Master being so forthright, Chen Xi applauded and asked with a smile, "How is Master? It's delicious."

Lin Jingran didn't answer, but slowly closed her eyes and fell to the side.

Surprised, Chen Xi hurriedly hugged his master, unable to wake up several times, he asked eagerly: "Ling Aoyue, what did you drink for my master?"

"Just... just the wine we drank," Ling Aoyue was dazed, and then frowned, "Chen Xi, you made it sound like I was deliberately trying to harm the Qingyu Immortal Venerable. Turn your face and deny people, okay?"

Situ Yao patted the table, and said vaguely, "Yes, yes! Don't turn your face away, Chen Xi, you are too much! Miss Ling didn't do it on purpose, why are you yelling at her?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, caring is messy, I was too anxious and said a little louder." Chen Xi looked at the drunk master in his arms, "Master said he had never drunk alcohol, but this drink is too outrageous Bar……"

Situ Yao raised his head and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, I didn't expect that such a powerful figure as Qingyu Xianzun would be poured down in one cup."

Ling Aoyue stood up: "Forget it, it's getting late, I'll go back to my room first."

Chen Xi said: "Ling Aoyue, I was really wrong, your lord has a lot, so don't take it to heart."

"I'm not the kind of person with a small belly, sweet dream, see you tomorrow." After finishing speaking, Ling Aoyue waved her hand and left.

After drinking up to this point, he and Abo were the only ones left who were still sober.

Chen Xi wanted to help Master up and go back to his room, but Lin Jingran was so drunk that he couldn't help him at all.

Originally, he wanted to ask Ah Bo to help him, but he couldn't get rid of the drunk Situ Yao who was hanging on his body.

Chen Xi gave up and proposed: "Abo, my master is too drunk to go back to the room. How about we change rooms, how about you and Situ Yao sleeping in my room with the master?"

Abe nodded.

Situ Yao shook his head in a daze: "No, no, Chen Xi, how can you do this? You do this every time! As soon as Qingyu Xianzun came, you left us and ran away, you...you are too much! Others You forget your friends after seeing sex, you forget your friends after seeing your teacher!!"

Situ Yao was talking excitedly, and suddenly stopped to stare at Lin Jingran, and said with a smirk, "Hey, Qingyu Xianzun is really good-looking, so... Chen Xi, you can be regarded as a friend who is obsessed with sex! You are oblivious to sex! My friend's flower picker! Ah, it's not a flower picker, I can't remember what it's called..."

Chen Xi didn't bother to pay attention to the drunk, and smiled apologetically at Abo: "I'm sorry to trouble you."

Abe: "No problem."

"Ah! I remembered—hey, why did you take me away? I didn't finish my sentence!" Situ Yao wanted to make a long speech, but was carried away by Abo.

The house was finally quiet.

Chen Xi looked at the sleeping master in his arms, tried to hold him horizontally, and put his right arm around his neck, and he held the master's right hand to prop him up.

Lin Jingran was taller than him, and it took him a lot of effort to get the two of them to stand up.

"Master, you are so heavy, go, go to bed and sleep."

He staggered and led the master to that direction, finally got to the bed, staggered, and the two of them fell on the bed.

"Hiss—it hurts, Master, are you alright?" Chen Xi knocked his forehead against the side of Master's face, and couldn't help crying out in pain.

Lin Jingran seemed to be startled, and hummed softly, hearing the voice of his apprentice, opened his eyes slightly, and hugged the person on his back with his backhand.

Only then did Chen Xi realize that the distance between him and the master was too close, so close that he could kiss the master's chin as long as he lowered his head.

He drank less alcohol today, the energy of the alcohol has long gone, and he doesn't feel hot.

But now the two of them are sticking too tightly, he can even feel the calm and powerful heartbeat of the master.Master's whole body was hot from the warmth of the wine, and Chen Xi suddenly felt that this heat also made his mouth dry.

It can't go on like this!

Chen Xi wanted to get up, but being held by his master, he couldn't get up at all.

Seeing the abnormal blush on Shizun's face, he coaxed softly: "Master, are you feeling uncomfortable? I'll ask Xiaoer for some hangover hangover, can you let go of me first?"

Lin Jingran didn't let go, he squinted his eyes and murmured, "It's uncomfortable."

"Master, why is it uncomfortable? Could it be that he has a heart attack again?"

"No."

"Is that because of alcohol? Master, I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be so incapable of drinking. I will never persuade you to drink again."

Lin Jingran frowned: "I don't want you to kiss Situ Yao."

"Good master, I was just joking, I really didn't go to kiss..."

Chen Xi didn't expect Master to be so concerned about this matter. It seems that Master really regards the boundaries of intimacy very strictly. No wonder he would be admonished for unintentionally teasing about intimacy in the illusion.

Chen Xi emphasized again: "Master, I really really won't say such frivolous words in the future, please forgive me this time."

Lin Jingran moved uneasily, reached out and tugged at the collar: "It's uncomfortable."

"Where is the pain?"

"hot."

Feeling the hands on his waist loosen, Chen Xi took the opportunity to get away: "Master, I'm going to get a handkerchief and dip some cold water on it, it will make me feel better."

After he turned around and hadn't taken half a step, he was pulled back again.

This time Master hugged him even tighter, and he couldn't move at all.

"No, I want to hug."

Hearing that Qingyu Xianzun actually said such childish words, Chen Xi smiled.

Unexpectedly, Shizun is usually like a walking ice cube, but he would be so clingy when drunk.

He couldn't get away, so he could only let Master hold him like this.

I don't know if Master will do the same to other people when he is drunk.Chen Xi thought, wishing that the master and apprentice could stay forever in a place where no one dared to disturb them.

He sighed, and suddenly remembered the book about telling the truth after drinking, and couldn't help but ask:

"Master, do you like me?"

The author has something to say:

Ling Aoyue: Mrs. md finally had a drink, and unexpectedly met two gay couples showing affection. Could it be that I am some kind of crooked pier?I was yelled at for pouring a drink out of good intentions, shit, I was so mad, I couldn't stay here for a second!

Situ Yao: Solemnly declare, I already have a real husband, can you two, master and apprentice, not involve me in your relationship?But speaking of which, I really want to see you kiss each other, come, come, kiss each other!

Master: Uuuuuuuuuu My disciple said that he wants to kiss others, but it’s not okay, even if he doesn’t have a real kiss, it’s not okay to just say it!I'm going to be crazy about drinking!