Actually I'm an Author [Quick Transmigration]

I lay motionless on the bed, staring straight at the ceiling.

I know that Xiao Lin is lying next to me right now, and I can see super close-ups of his facial features when I turn my head.

But even so, I still have a sense of unreality.I never thought that my destiny is really to be a virgin for the rest of my life!Compared with this, having sex with a man is actually nothing!

But, but but!With Xiao Lin's current head and body shape, it's unrealistic for me to mess with him!If I really want to do this, at least I have to go back to the stage of "Legend of Killing Immortals"!

For a moment, my heart was full of aggrieved feelings, so I tried to stretch myself.

……

Grass!

"Get up the fuck!" Good guy, I have a sore back and back, and I still feel sorry for you, the culprit, but Is there any reason for sleeping so soundly!Your behavior is...

A man who was sleeping like a dead pig even though he was only moaning twice amidst my roar, opened his eyes suddenly just when my slap was about to touch him.

"Good morning~"

I stopped abruptly, and this guy went even further, stretching out his claws to hold my fist.

[It's really energetic. 】

……

"You...are you going to explain something?"

"Is there anything to explain?"

Shameless, simply too shameless!This bastard...

"Or do you actually want to pretend nothing happened?"

"How is it possible! It's all like this, why do you still ask me to pretend that nothing happened? I'm not a fool! No, no, no, I really am, in short... In short! What should I do now! You have to give me an explanation!"

"What's the explanation? We are a couple, so we don't need any explanation for doing such a thing."

"No... not this!! I am, I mean the relationship between the two of us! Yes, that's right! So why am I the following..."

"Victor!! Victor, are you in there? Victor!"

The roar that came to mind suddenly interrupted my roar along with the knock on the door.I subconsciously picked up the quilt, and it turned out...

"How can you sleep naked!"

"Please...it was like that last night, how could I remember to put on clothes. Besides, aren't you naked too?" Xiao Lin shook his head helplessly, and snatched a corner of the quilt from my arms.

"Victor! Victor!" Lott shouted louder and louder, and my guilty conscience suddenly made her cry so loudly.And just as I was about to send Xiao Lin, who was holding the quilt with a dead face, to put on his pants, a second voice sounded outside the door.

[Isn't it up yet? 】

! !Depend on!Who the hell is this? !

[Nuo Er is not lying to us, is he? 】

[Probably, that bastard likes to do such things the most! 】

【I don't think so, since last night, he has been guarding the monitoring room without moving, and he didn't even eat dinner! 】

[Come on, that bastard has done a lot of fooling around.All the lies that came out of his mouth were not all the same as the truth. 】

"What are you talking about? Is Victor here!! Hey, you are not lying to me, are you?"

…………

What else do I not understand?I glared fiercely at Xiao Lin who deliberately turned his head, that guy didn't even bother to hide his complacency!

"Well... They are more enthusiastic, you know, I have a good relationship with them for the sake of the plot."

"Are you such a warm, kind, sincere and amiable person?"

"Of course! You will never find someone who is more enthusiastic, kind, amiable and loves you more than me." Xiao Lin said confidently, then shook off the quilt he was reluctant to let go just now, and stood up slowly stand up.

……

What's the matter with this size? !It's really... too open!Why is his so big!It's even bigger than the previous world, and... that kind of place will change with the change of the world, don't you feel uncomfortable?Wait a minute in the last world, when did I see that guy Ren Wudi and still be so impressed?

"I suggest you start pretending to be asleep now, instead of staring at me so enthusiastically." Xiao Lin said slowly in that annoying tone while putting on his pants: "Otherwise, even if you want to show them, I won't allow it either."

Who the hell wants to run naked? I'm not a pervert... No, I don't care if I run naked or not!I need your permission!Xiao Lin, you bastard, scumbag!do you eat...

Well!What a strange character I have brought into myself!

I silently wrapped the quilt tightly.

With a light click, Xiao Lin should have opened the door.Then, there was an overwhelming shout.

"Boss, Boss!! You... are you just getting up?"

"We...we're just, get up and take a walk. Well, Noel says it's a great place to take a walk!"

"Yes! It's very good to take a walk here!"

"This is your room... Ah! Could it be that the two of you live in the same room?" As the only female voice, Lotte's voice was particularly sharp in the middle.Especially, after she finished saying this, all the voices suddenly disappeared.

I guess they have to wait a while.

"Can't you just keep your voice down?"

"Sorry, if I knew he was with you, I wouldn't be back. Well, you know I went to see Victor this morning, and there was no one in his room at all. I thought the red nose was lying I."

"He does speak glibly most of the time. However, he does tell the truth once in a while."

"I think the same statement applies to you."

"what?"

"I also thought you were lying to me when you said you were a couple at first."

"..."

[But now it's real. 】

What?

"You guys, if you don't want to be beaten by me, go and find Noel."

As soon as Xiao Lin finished speaking, there was a flurry of footsteps outside the door.Even Lott, after saying something, walked away with the members of the pirate group.

"Hey."

As soon as the footsteps disappeared, I got out of the quilt immediately.As a result, as soon as I showed my head, I found Xiao Lin sitting next to him.And this time I bumped my head right into his... abs.

What a pain!

"Did you say that to me on purpose?"

"what?"

Xiao Lin was taken aback for a moment, and then I watched his original expression freeze a little bit.

[Oops, I forgot. 】

Ah, it seems that I just heard the truth from this guy?That's really rare!

"you do not……"

"I……"

We both spoke at almost the same time, and then closed our mouths at the same time.I thought this kind of embarrassing scene would only appear in those cliché TV dramas, but I didn't expect that I could be there for once.Look at this scene, this time, this place, and this one sitting in front of me.Tsk tsk, I'm beginning to suspect that I'm actually the protagonist of a certain novel!

But if I am the protagonist, then what is the protagonist in front of me?Female number one?

Xiao Lin, who held hands with me and looked affectionately at Xiao Lin, made me think about it, I almost laughed my stomach out.After I laughed to myself for a while, I realized that there is still a big living person looking at me!

...So what was I going to say just now?

"You...uh, what did you want to say just now?" In order to end this stalemate, I stuttered and opened my mouth.But Xiao Lin's answer really didn't give me any face!

"As soon as you interrupted, I forgot." He said so, and began to look for his shirt in the messy room.In other words, the pants don't seem to belong to him either.

Because it is obviously short!But... this style doesn't seem to be mine either.

But I didn't ask, because before I asked, Xiao Lin also noticed this - when he squatted down and opened the drawer of the closet, the obviously small trousers were very embarrassing... they collapsed.

In Xiao Lin's hand, he was holding a pink... T-shirt?

……

"I... last night... I got the wrong room last night."

"what?"

"I mean, this seems to be Noel's room. Look..." He showed me the pink T-shirt with the strange pattern.And at this time, the owner of the T-shirt just pushed open the door that was originally hidden.

I think we've all been traumatized, three of us.

"That's my favorite dress..." Noel wiped his eyes in disgust, and sucked his nose at the same time: "But you actually tore it! Tear it! Even if you really want to tear it, at least don't In my face!"

"...I didn't do it on purpose, I just missed it."

[To be honest, I would rather tear you up. 】

Nuoer visibly shivered after Xiao Lin finished speaking.Obviously, although he can't read minds like me, he also has other ways to interpret Xiao Lin's anger at this time... the anger caused by embarrassment.

"You didn't just want to say this when you asked him, did you?" When I spoke, Noel looked at me gratefully, his wet eyes were like a big ball of jam, or yogurt, or something else Something slimy.Makes me really... lingering.

"How far are we now from the intended Hartfield?"

"It will take at least three more days. Tres, are we going to have a big ticket this time?"

"What else? Or make Red Nose a second-rate pirate forever?"

"No, no, no!" In order to show his determination, Nuoer said the series of negative words quickly and loudly: "Why would I think that way! In my dreams, I hope that the red nose can be better than before!"

"I think so too."

[After all, my purpose is not limited to this, Alafaber also...wait, he is still here...]

Xiao Lin's voice seemed to be cut off suddenly, and it simply and neatly disappeared into my ears.And when I looked at him, he turned his head to avoid my sight.

He didn't want me to know what he was thinking, but I could more or less guess that he must be thinking about Yi Ling.He always has extraordinary sensitivity and persistence in this regard.and some other things that I can't understand.

However, there are really people in this world who can chat with others without thinking about anything!Looking at Xiao Lin's extremely calm face, I felt a little complicated.

The author has something to say: Xiao Lin’s size problem]

Fourth Book>First Book>Third Book>Second Book

It's not that I'm black and clear... well I'm black and clear (hey

About Xiao Ming's memory of Ren Wudi's size]

When the plot rewinds to the beginning of the third world, two people parachute onto the plane.

The location at the time was the toilet on the plane...you know it.