The sound of the explosion was about to shake the sky, and even the real thunder was not as loud as this.I lay on the ground in embarrassment, my face was covered by something I don't know.
"I wipe..."
"These bastards are bastards! Don't they love shit, so they have to make everyone like them?!"
"You mean mangy dog! You mean bloodsucker! Oh my God, there will definitely be a derogatory term called the Imperial Police in this place in another 20 years! At that time, I will be able to find the right words to describe you villains!"
Uh……
I silently swallowed back the swear words in my mouth. After all, compared with these words, my swear words are really uninspired by him.Anyway, there are so many people here who are scolding the sudden inspection team, so they probably won't mind if I lose my mouth.
"How are you??!"
Xiao Lin reached out and pulled me up, beating the dust on my body like a drum.The two of us standing still in the rushing crowd should not be too abrupt. From a distance, this scene may look like the beginning of a zombie movie.And the two of us happened to be the two unlucky ones who were first infected with the virus.
"In the current situation, there is no way to find someone." Xiao Lin turned me over and continued his enthusiastic work of collecting ashes.I focused all my attention on the explosion in the distance, and subconsciously replied "What?".And when I realized what he was talking about, he changed his words again.
"Who are you looking for?"
"Uh, a... girl?" I'm not sure, maybe Lott chose to cross-dress, or something else.I can't see her the way I see a normal girl, and it's even better if I don't see her the way I see a human being...uh, did I say something wrong?
Why did Xiao Lin look at me like that?
Although I can't see his face clearly, I just feel that he is upset, but did I say something wrong?
"What kind of girl?"
"Round face, big eyes. Well, then, should it be short hair? It doesn't seem to be...I'm not sure..."
"What kind of clothes are you wearing? Why are girls with you? What kind of person is she? She..."
Xiao Lin stopped, and I heard him growling in embarrassment and impatience in his heart, repeatedly asking himself why I knew a girl.
But I can't answer him, and I don't know how I got to hang out with that Lott guy, but I can explain other things.
"I don't know what kind of clothes to wear, because a troublesome girl like her must have the most troublesome look. You know, a teenage girl is more difficult to deal with than a little boy."
"The little boy is also difficult to deal with. You forgot the final boss of the last world."
[He looks like the type who would ask you for a kiss. 】
!
"Boys are different from girls in being difficult. If compared with you, Lott is simply a cute little angel."
"Oh okay, she is an angel, so what am I?" Xiao Lin complained in a slightly wronged tone, and then he tore off his hat, revealing his wrinkled, pitiful face .
"You can't say that about me!" He yelled, "We're still dating!"
……
I could feel my face burning hot.
"Hey!!!!"
Just as I was stammering and thinking about how to answer Xiao Lin, a shell hit me.I mean, Lott hit me like a cannonball.To be able to knock a monk at the golden core stage into a nearly fall, I think she is simply extremely talented and has a strange skeleton!
"I saw you standing in the middle of the crowd like a fool from a long distance! Do you know what those guys who are busy running say about you? 'Look at those two psychos!'" Poor little boy scared stupid by the vicious dog .'...This analogy is disgusting!"
I tore Lott off me and set it aside, agreeing with her point of view.I could feel Xiao Lin was staring at me, to be exact, it was my hand holding Lott's shoulder.His sight is melting the back of my hand, did he put a melta gun emitter in his eye? ?
"Ah! Poor No. [-], you...!"
I quickly covered Lott's open mouth. Normally, I was sure that Xiao Lin would not be angry, but now...he looks a little different from usual.
"Hello."
Xiao Lin squatted down with a smile, and stretched out a hand to Luo Te.He now looks like the xx ambassador in the public service advertisement, and his whole body exudes a kind of warmth that makes my scalp tingle.
"I'm Tres, the boyfriend of Little Poor No. [-]."
I could feel Lot's mouth turning into a circle under my palm, and it took what little sanity I had left to shut my mouth.At this time, Xiao Lin raised his head slightly, and met my shocked gaze with that kind of expectant gaze.
After three seconds, I was defeated.
"This is Lott, this is me...cough, um, you know that, that's what he said. We are, together."
"He's more handsome than you, Victor! But if you're willing to teach me how to fly in the sky last time, I'll say you're more handsome."
"Flying in the sky?"
"Uh... I am, I want to find you. So, I picked up the homework of the year a little seriously. What kind of spell, Yu Jian... I said, let's run quickly, Otherwise, you will be caught by the imperial inspection team."
As I said that, I grabbed one with each hand and strode into the crowd.It is said to be a crowd, but the density is completely incomparable with the crowd just now.Xiao Lin and I spent a lot of time polishing our lips as usual.I believe that in countless worlds, there must be a world that can shoot mouth cannons.So, in fact, this can't be regarded as useless work... probably?
"Victor, where are we going?"
For convenience, after running for a short distance, Xiao Lin took the initiative to stuff Lott into his arms, and then asked me to hold his arm.The discount gave Lotte a chance to raise her head in the chaos and continue to use her chattering talents to the end.
"I have no idea!"
Already raindrops are starting to fall on my face, then on my hair, on my shoulders, and elsewhere.The torrential rain finally arrived as promised amidst the sound of thunder and explosions, and in the darkness filled with raindrops, someone screamed loudly.
I guess it's probably not because of fear.
The surrounding area is getting darker and darker. The signs used to attract customers are basically turned off, and the lights are probably all kinds of electronic devices. In such a dark long street, their blue light is like a dying planet. The light outlines the surrounding crowd.
To be honest, this picture doesn't have a ghost movie atmosphere.Especially when there is a warm and wet breath spraying on the neck behind him.
I dragged Xiao Lin around aimlessly, but I didn't know where we would go.I just didn't think we could meet Yi Ling at a time like this, so I did.And after we keep up with most people, I seem to lose the power to choose another way.Well, but I always do.At this time, you should pray that your luck is not bad.
Xiao Lin's hand held mine tightly, making me feel that all of this is actually no big deal, making me feel that I will neither hesitate, nor be afraid, nor make mistakes.
"Turn at the intersection ahead."
Xiao Lin said this suddenly after maintaining a long period of silence.But that intersection was actually very close to us, and I didn't even have time to slow down—I don't know when I put myself on the acceleration state, and I kept it unconsciously.
Just when I thought I was going to knock over a large group of people, Xiao Lin grabbed me violently and dragged me into the intersection he said.But when I stood still, it occurred to me that it was so dark that I couldn't even see it, and how he found this intersection.He is neither an elf nor an assassin skill.
The answer is that technology is the primary productive force.
"Your expression is so stupid, Victor." Lott jumped down from Xiao Lin's arms, laughing loudly, while constantly adjusting a pair of strangely shaped glasses that ran onto her face at some point.I'm guessing that thing must have night vision, and...
That should have been prepared by Xiao Lin for me!
I gave the brat a dissatisfied look, took the glasses off her face, and brought them back to where they should have been.Now I can see Xiao Lin's face clearly, whether it's his wet hair, his wet eyes, or his wet face's smile that doesn't get wet from the rain.
"what should I do now?"
"Well, I have a little friend."
"Little buddy? You got into a mess with those red-nosed guys so quickly?"
"Not soon either."
[Don't reveal your identity, there are plot characters here. 】
"They're all nice people to get along with."
"You say those guys are easy to get along with, but I'd rather believe that it's your personal charm."
"It's true to say that." Xiao Lin laughed loudly: "He will probably arrive in... well, five minutes later, together with his personal flying machine. Then, we can have fun with Alpha Bull said goodbye."
"Personal flying vehicle?"
Lott, who had been ignored all this time, suddenly rang again: "Do you have a personal spacecraft that can complete interstellar travel?"
"No." Xiao Lin reached out and touched her head, then picked up the little girl.To be honest, they look like a couple of women, just the right age, and the picture is very warm.Even in the dark, it seems to be able to emit light.
"Interstellar travel is certainly not possible with personal spacecraft, but medium-sized spacecraft can be."
"You..." Lott asked cautiously, the expectation on her face was louder than her heart: "Are you a pirate?"
"That's right!" Xiao Lin turned his head and made a face at me.Then he freed up a hand, took out another pair of night vision glasses from his arms and put them on for Lott: "Now you two are my trophies!"
"Then you've got a great deal!" Lott yelled, "I'm very valuable!"
... Is there such a thing?Even if it is purely selling meat by the catty, I am worth much more than you!
I opened my mouth, but for a moment I couldn't think of anything to refute this brat, Lott.Well, isn't it raining a little bit, though?Thinking of this, I looked up to the sky.
Then a short man with a rosaceous nose fell from the sky.
"Tres!! You never told me you have a daughter!"
"Just like you didn't know I had a boyfriend. Noel, you're faster than I thought."
"Because in your mind, I'm not going to do this job at all... Wait, you have a boyfriend?"
"In the terms of the empire, he is actually his fiancé."
"Are you planning to get married??!"
"What nonsense are you talking about?!!"
While I was roaring, Xiao Lin had already quickly climbed onto the small flying machine.Lotte sat beside him obediently—the relationship between the two of them was so good that I was speechless, what should I say?Trouble with same-sex attraction?
"Hi...I'm Noel. The current leader of the Red Nosed Pirates."
[Perhaps I should say that I am the ex, it is better, after all, this is Tres's... er, fiancé.But looking at it like this, Tres must have done it right! 】
Depend on!
I gave this rosy nose a hard look, and quickly sat down next to Xiao Lin.Then, I pressed his head into my arms and kissed him hard on the lips.
"Let's go."
Noel stiffly activated his small flying machine.
"I wipe..."
"These bastards are bastards! Don't they love shit, so they have to make everyone like them?!"
"You mean mangy dog! You mean bloodsucker! Oh my God, there will definitely be a derogatory term called the Imperial Police in this place in another 20 years! At that time, I will be able to find the right words to describe you villains!"
Uh……
I silently swallowed back the swear words in my mouth. After all, compared with these words, my swear words are really uninspired by him.Anyway, there are so many people here who are scolding the sudden inspection team, so they probably won't mind if I lose my mouth.
"How are you??!"
Xiao Lin reached out and pulled me up, beating the dust on my body like a drum.The two of us standing still in the rushing crowd should not be too abrupt. From a distance, this scene may look like the beginning of a zombie movie.And the two of us happened to be the two unlucky ones who were first infected with the virus.
"In the current situation, there is no way to find someone." Xiao Lin turned me over and continued his enthusiastic work of collecting ashes.I focused all my attention on the explosion in the distance, and subconsciously replied "What?".And when I realized what he was talking about, he changed his words again.
"Who are you looking for?"
"Uh, a... girl?" I'm not sure, maybe Lott chose to cross-dress, or something else.I can't see her the way I see a normal girl, and it's even better if I don't see her the way I see a human being...uh, did I say something wrong?
Why did Xiao Lin look at me like that?
Although I can't see his face clearly, I just feel that he is upset, but did I say something wrong?
"What kind of girl?"
"Round face, big eyes. Well, then, should it be short hair? It doesn't seem to be...I'm not sure..."
"What kind of clothes are you wearing? Why are girls with you? What kind of person is she? She..."
Xiao Lin stopped, and I heard him growling in embarrassment and impatience in his heart, repeatedly asking himself why I knew a girl.
But I can't answer him, and I don't know how I got to hang out with that Lott guy, but I can explain other things.
"I don't know what kind of clothes to wear, because a troublesome girl like her must have the most troublesome look. You know, a teenage girl is more difficult to deal with than a little boy."
"The little boy is also difficult to deal with. You forgot the final boss of the last world."
[He looks like the type who would ask you for a kiss. 】
!
"Boys are different from girls in being difficult. If compared with you, Lott is simply a cute little angel."
"Oh okay, she is an angel, so what am I?" Xiao Lin complained in a slightly wronged tone, and then he tore off his hat, revealing his wrinkled, pitiful face .
"You can't say that about me!" He yelled, "We're still dating!"
……
I could feel my face burning hot.
"Hey!!!!"
Just as I was stammering and thinking about how to answer Xiao Lin, a shell hit me.I mean, Lott hit me like a cannonball.To be able to knock a monk at the golden core stage into a nearly fall, I think she is simply extremely talented and has a strange skeleton!
"I saw you standing in the middle of the crowd like a fool from a long distance! Do you know what those guys who are busy running say about you? 'Look at those two psychos!'" Poor little boy scared stupid by the vicious dog .'...This analogy is disgusting!"
I tore Lott off me and set it aside, agreeing with her point of view.I could feel Xiao Lin was staring at me, to be exact, it was my hand holding Lott's shoulder.His sight is melting the back of my hand, did he put a melta gun emitter in his eye? ?
"Ah! Poor No. [-], you...!"
I quickly covered Lott's open mouth. Normally, I was sure that Xiao Lin would not be angry, but now...he looks a little different from usual.
"Hello."
Xiao Lin squatted down with a smile, and stretched out a hand to Luo Te.He now looks like the xx ambassador in the public service advertisement, and his whole body exudes a kind of warmth that makes my scalp tingle.
"I'm Tres, the boyfriend of Little Poor No. [-]."
I could feel Lot's mouth turning into a circle under my palm, and it took what little sanity I had left to shut my mouth.At this time, Xiao Lin raised his head slightly, and met my shocked gaze with that kind of expectant gaze.
After three seconds, I was defeated.
"This is Lott, this is me...cough, um, you know that, that's what he said. We are, together."
"He's more handsome than you, Victor! But if you're willing to teach me how to fly in the sky last time, I'll say you're more handsome."
"Flying in the sky?"
"Uh... I am, I want to find you. So, I picked up the homework of the year a little seriously. What kind of spell, Yu Jian... I said, let's run quickly, Otherwise, you will be caught by the imperial inspection team."
As I said that, I grabbed one with each hand and strode into the crowd.It is said to be a crowd, but the density is completely incomparable with the crowd just now.Xiao Lin and I spent a lot of time polishing our lips as usual.I believe that in countless worlds, there must be a world that can shoot mouth cannons.So, in fact, this can't be regarded as useless work... probably?
"Victor, where are we going?"
For convenience, after running for a short distance, Xiao Lin took the initiative to stuff Lott into his arms, and then asked me to hold his arm.The discount gave Lotte a chance to raise her head in the chaos and continue to use her chattering talents to the end.
"I have no idea!"
Already raindrops are starting to fall on my face, then on my hair, on my shoulders, and elsewhere.The torrential rain finally arrived as promised amidst the sound of thunder and explosions, and in the darkness filled with raindrops, someone screamed loudly.
I guess it's probably not because of fear.
The surrounding area is getting darker and darker. The signs used to attract customers are basically turned off, and the lights are probably all kinds of electronic devices. In such a dark long street, their blue light is like a dying planet. The light outlines the surrounding crowd.
To be honest, this picture doesn't have a ghost movie atmosphere.Especially when there is a warm and wet breath spraying on the neck behind him.
I dragged Xiao Lin around aimlessly, but I didn't know where we would go.I just didn't think we could meet Yi Ling at a time like this, so I did.And after we keep up with most people, I seem to lose the power to choose another way.Well, but I always do.At this time, you should pray that your luck is not bad.
Xiao Lin's hand held mine tightly, making me feel that all of this is actually no big deal, making me feel that I will neither hesitate, nor be afraid, nor make mistakes.
"Turn at the intersection ahead."
Xiao Lin said this suddenly after maintaining a long period of silence.But that intersection was actually very close to us, and I didn't even have time to slow down—I don't know when I put myself on the acceleration state, and I kept it unconsciously.
Just when I thought I was going to knock over a large group of people, Xiao Lin grabbed me violently and dragged me into the intersection he said.But when I stood still, it occurred to me that it was so dark that I couldn't even see it, and how he found this intersection.He is neither an elf nor an assassin skill.
The answer is that technology is the primary productive force.
"Your expression is so stupid, Victor." Lott jumped down from Xiao Lin's arms, laughing loudly, while constantly adjusting a pair of strangely shaped glasses that ran onto her face at some point.I'm guessing that thing must have night vision, and...
That should have been prepared by Xiao Lin for me!
I gave the brat a dissatisfied look, took the glasses off her face, and brought them back to where they should have been.Now I can see Xiao Lin's face clearly, whether it's his wet hair, his wet eyes, or his wet face's smile that doesn't get wet from the rain.
"what should I do now?"
"Well, I have a little friend."
"Little buddy? You got into a mess with those red-nosed guys so quickly?"
"Not soon either."
[Don't reveal your identity, there are plot characters here. 】
"They're all nice people to get along with."
"You say those guys are easy to get along with, but I'd rather believe that it's your personal charm."
"It's true to say that." Xiao Lin laughed loudly: "He will probably arrive in... well, five minutes later, together with his personal flying machine. Then, we can have fun with Alpha Bull said goodbye."
"Personal flying vehicle?"
Lott, who had been ignored all this time, suddenly rang again: "Do you have a personal spacecraft that can complete interstellar travel?"
"No." Xiao Lin reached out and touched her head, then picked up the little girl.To be honest, they look like a couple of women, just the right age, and the picture is very warm.Even in the dark, it seems to be able to emit light.
"Interstellar travel is certainly not possible with personal spacecraft, but medium-sized spacecraft can be."
"You..." Lott asked cautiously, the expectation on her face was louder than her heart: "Are you a pirate?"
"That's right!" Xiao Lin turned his head and made a face at me.Then he freed up a hand, took out another pair of night vision glasses from his arms and put them on for Lott: "Now you two are my trophies!"
"Then you've got a great deal!" Lott yelled, "I'm very valuable!"
... Is there such a thing?Even if it is purely selling meat by the catty, I am worth much more than you!
I opened my mouth, but for a moment I couldn't think of anything to refute this brat, Lott.Well, isn't it raining a little bit, though?Thinking of this, I looked up to the sky.
Then a short man with a rosaceous nose fell from the sky.
"Tres!! You never told me you have a daughter!"
"Just like you didn't know I had a boyfriend. Noel, you're faster than I thought."
"Because in your mind, I'm not going to do this job at all... Wait, you have a boyfriend?"
"In the terms of the empire, he is actually his fiancé."
"Are you planning to get married??!"
"What nonsense are you talking about?!!"
While I was roaring, Xiao Lin had already quickly climbed onto the small flying machine.Lotte sat beside him obediently—the relationship between the two of them was so good that I was speechless, what should I say?Trouble with same-sex attraction?
"Hi...I'm Noel. The current leader of the Red Nosed Pirates."
[Perhaps I should say that I am the ex, it is better, after all, this is Tres's... er, fiancé.But looking at it like this, Tres must have done it right! 】
Depend on!
I gave this rosy nose a hard look, and quickly sat down next to Xiao Lin.Then, I pressed his head into my arms and kissed him hard on the lips.
"Let's go."
Noel stiffly activated his small flying machine.
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