Flying all over the sky is a male pet
Chapter 4 Oiran Contest
I really have a deep doubt about the IQ of the king of this country.It's all right if you choose a concubine or a child prostitute, why do you have to fight for hegemony?It's all right for you to organize an oiran hegemony, but what's wrong with the whole country celebrating together?I really can't even admire it.
Qi Lang Zhai has been extremely lively in recent days, and the attic is full of lights and festoons.Aunt Mei and Xue Niang (the elder in green who was frighteningly indifferent) attended the Oiran Contest. These two served as judges.Me, Luo Chen, Xiao Xi, formerly named Liu Xiwei, and Xiaochen, formerly named Bei Chenmu, participated in the main election.It is said that the oiran is fighting for hegemony, but in fact, the unspoken rules have almost been established long ago.Those who can go on stage are all "actors" who have been pre-determined.Xiao Xi and Xiao Chen are also world-renowned beauties, one is glamorous and the other is enthusiastic and lively.
I inquired from the gossip and got it from Luo Chen sporadically. Together, I have a little understanding of this oiran's hegemony.
Oiran Battle for Hegemony, also known as "Yi Ren Chu Luo", is an annual grand event in this country named Jinghe Tianchao.No one would have thought that child molesters, who were worthless five years ago, would leap to the forefront of all professions after the new emperor came to power.Because there are no strict requirements, as long as you want to, you can enter any hall or fast, and the employment opportunities are frighteningly wide.It is not an exaggeration to say that all the beauties have committed child molestation.In this world of female venerables, everyone can take it easy.Child molestation, as the bottom of society that has risen by leaps and bounds, is a super-earth service industry that both men and women can serve.But for such a big event as the empress's concubine selection, after thinking about it for several days, I really can't understand why it should be held in this place of fireworks and willow lanes.Could it be that the empress has a soft spot for child molestation?It shouldn't be, don't you say that there are too many boys from a good family? I don't believe that those ministers don't have sons, and I don't believe that there are no beauties among the sons of those ministers.
Those who participated in this year's oiran competition have ten gardens in this capital, and there are also arenas in each of the other 26 provinces. Only one person is selected from each province and county to enter the palace directly, and those who have not served for three years will be sent out of the palace gate, and then enter each garden Or return home to be his common people.This empress is really enlightened, I have never heard of someone who can come out after entering the palace.
The ten gardens in Kyoto are Qilangzhai, Yuyuan Pavilion, Fuqing Pavilion, Liling Pavilion, Xiaoxi Garden, Mingxin Hall, Nianjun Residence, Changhuan Hall, Yilianfang and Yindie Tower.Qilangzhai, Yuyuan Pavilion, and Fuqing Pavilion where I live are collectively called "Jinghe Tiandu Sanxianyuan".It is a place similar to a high-end nightclub that is exclusively used for the entertainment and flirting of court ministers and relatives of the royal family.There is no doubt that the most beautiful beauties in the world will be concentrated during this period of oiran competition.The queen picks the rest and gives the ministers to pick.They are rarely visited in person.I expected to write the names of all the beauties on the posts and show them one by one. When they saw the ones they liked, they would ask the painter to draw a picture and have a look. If everything went well, they would directly pick them up. If they were given the title of wife and concubine, it would be over. .The selection of concubines and wives is given priority to virgins, and there is no way for those who have lost their virginity to like them... I feel that the women here are a bit problematic...
The child molester Xiaoya probably didn't participate in the past few years.If he participated, it would be unethical not to be selected for his appearance.As for Luo Chen, I'm very curious, let alone a concubine like him, even a queen should be three points behind him.Such a celestial being would make people blindfolded after walking around in this world, for fear of profaning him.I don't think the chosen one has the right to refuse, which means he didn't participate either?I heard that it is voluntary to participate in the oiran hegemony, which is very democratic.But I don't think this democracy will fall on me. Judging from the ugly ceremony a few days ago, my sister will definitely not be able to escape.
There are still 3 days before the start of the main election, and the main election will last for five days from the beginning to the end.Every day's project is different, as for what to compare, it will be decided by lottery.I didn't announce anything, and I was at ease. Anyway, I can't do anything except sing.
I leaned against the pillar of the Qinxin Pavilion and sat on the spot with my eyes closed.The autumn wind has a touch of cool water, itching on the face, like a feather brushing by.
It has been five days since I moved here to Qinningxuan.Enjoying the flowers every day, visiting the garden and looking at the handsome guys is actually quite good.But God knows how much I miss my computer at home, and the pile of snacks. 555555~When can I go back... Do I really have to wait here obediently for others to choose?And then died in that bloody palace with high walls?I don't want... so what should I do?Does my soul wearing situation mean that I have to die once before I can go back?What if it's really dead?can't risk...
I opened my eyes helplessly, and squatted on the ground to play with ants.These ants lined up very neatly, like a long winding dragon along the land.The wind was getting stronger, and it didn't take long for some water droplets to mix in.I looked up in a daze, and a flash of lightning struck the curtain of rain pouring down.I was instantly drenched.Uh, it is said that the ants moved because there was heavy rain... I retreated into the pavilion, pulled the wet hair and twisted it.The white robe was a little wet, and the autumn wind swept it against the body, making it really uncomfortable.
I sat in the pavilion and propped my chin to watch the rain scene.Those autumn peonies are very delicate, and the ground will turn red when it rains.That cluster of chrysanthemums is also crumbling.I feel sorry for that green chrysanthemum, after all, it is a valuable thing, so I have to protect it.But this rain is really merciless, I gritted my teeth and rushed into the rain curtain.The rain hit the head and face, but it hurt a little bit when it hit the body, not to mention the delicate green chrysanthemum.At this time, he drooped his head lazily, completely losing the style of the past.I looked around and couldn't find any shelter, seeing that the chrysanthemum was about to die, I took off my robe and propped it on the flowers in a hurry, and stood there firmly in only an inner garment.I thought it must be hilarious.Fortunately, there is no one in this garden.I looked at Lu Ju tremblingly, and suddenly wanted to laugh for some reason.This rain is really heroic. If I move a step, the chrysanthemum will definitely be broken, and it will be worthless.
My whole body was numb, and my teeth were chattering from the cold.Shaking the rain off my robe, I was about to withdraw my hand. (I was afraid that there would be no cure for my illness...) Suddenly, I found that the raindrops above my head were cut off. When I looked up, I saw a plain oil-paper umbrella propped above my head.
The umbrella is painted with green bamboo, which is neither dense nor thick, but a light ink color.Half of it is empty, not only is it not obtrusive, but it makes people feel fresh and elegant.I looked back at the people behind me with a slight smile, took back my robe and prepared to put it back on my body.But he blocked it, took the robe and put it on his arm, holding the umbrella with the other hand, and the long sleeve slid to the elbow to reveal a white forearm.The fur is purple, all kinds of luxury and elegance.
I stared into his eyes and whispered: "Luo Chen, are you here to pick me up?"
He nodded and took my hand.Watch out, tragedy is coming.
He put the elegant umbrella beside the flower bed, and under the cover of the paper umbrella, a large area of flowers including the green chrysanthemum was protected.And my body, which was petrified in an instant, was shivering from the cold under the suddenly enlarged rain curtain.Holding my robe in one hand and leading me in the other, he walked towards the cabinet very calmly.The distance is neither far nor close, if you run for about 5 minutes, you can get there.I watched Luo Chen, who was pacing leisurely with a gentle expression, almost died without a mouthful of old blood.
Brother, I know that you are a celestial being, and you don't change your face when Mount Tai collapses in front of you, but I'm not... Don't you think that our behavior is so stupid that there is no cure?May I ask, in this world, besides Lin Daiyu whose head was flooded again and again, she would dry-bury flowers, who else in the world would leave the umbrella to flowers on a heavy rainy day and go home in the rain and go for a f*ckingly leisurely walk... I guess you are Lin Daiyu's distant relative...
He really didn't care about the rain, his footsteps were slow and steady, and he led me for a quarter of an hour for the distance that could have been run at a very fast speed.When I entered the lobby, I almost sat down on the ground.Before I could stabilize my figure, he unbuttoned my undershirt for me.I was startled, quickly pressed his hand, and asked him vigilantly: "What are you doing?"
He was a little surprised, but his expression didn't change: "Your clothes are completely soaked, I'll help you take them off."
Well, the black line at the top of my head has slipped down again.No matter how firmly you believe that I am a man, I wear what I fucking wear, it is not up to you, let alone me.Forgive me for not being able to accept a man taking off my clothes for me, no matter how celestial you are, a gentleman can't do it! (As for Xiaoxiang, hehe, I feel that he is still young, so it doesn't matter if I read it...)
I shook my head, and said in a gentle tone: "I'll do it myself, Luo Chen, you can change too." He stared at me, his eyes full of searching.I swallowed, and lowered my head unnaturally.He responded lightly, then turned and entered the room full of night pearls.The bead curtains touched lightly, making crisp sounds.I sighed and went upstairs to my room to change.
Hey, I didn't bring Xiaoxiang here when I moved here, what a mistake.God knows how many nosebleeds I get every time I change clothes and take a shower.This body, how should I put it, just looks like a beast. (She scolded me...) She seemed to have shown her chest to Luo Chen before she said it.Uh... Now that I think about it, my lips are dry and my tongue is dry.
If I had known that he just wanted to sleep with me in my clothes, I wouldn't have done such a shameful thing.
I looked at the seductive man in the bronze mirror and felt sorry for myself. It's a pity that he has such a good appearance. He hasn't traveled in this world yet, and he will enter the palace and wait for his old age.It is said that you can be released if you don't sleep for three years?Well, my sister will bear with him for three years.Be as low-key as possible.I just pray that the empress has higher eyesight and doesn't look down on me.I folded my front skirt, tried my best to cover my body, and left the room with my clothes on.
It's still raining, with no intention of stopping.The dampness can be felt in the lobby.I'm hungry, but I don't see Luo Chen.
I sneaked into the room with bead curtains suspiciously, the soft light was still as usual, and there seemed to be water and light flowing in those colorful luminous pearls, which was very beautiful.
The blue-brown zither was placed in front of the purple night pearl, on the low platform, beside the zither, there was a purple figure.I ran to him in a hurry, and found that his belt was undone, but he was lying on the ground with his eyes closed and his brows slightly wrinkled.My heart was lifted instantly.Didn't he suddenly have some kind of emergency...I helped him up, and tremblingly raised my hand to check his breath.Heaviness, rapidity, and abnormal scorching heat.Fortunately, I am still angry.I put my hand on his forehead, and the scorching heat made me shiver.I have a fever... Damn!too weak!
His clothes were still wet, the hair on his forehead was tightly attached to the skin, and the tips of the hair were still dripping, his cheeks were blushing, his eyelashes were trembling, his thin lips were slightly parted, and the heat was burning.I admit I was evil next to his hot body.Swallowing my saliva, I patted my forehead vigorously and told myself: Lu Yamo!Wake up, you're a man now...
I struggled to lift him up, almost dragging him out of the room.That purple fur left a waterway on the ground, I was so tired that I was out of breath, so I put him on the chair and sat on the ground to rest.
He seemed cold, shivering uncontrollably, and his face was pale.But the blush on the side of the cheek was even deeper.I can't go on like this, I have to change his clothes, but...
I once again regretted not bringing Xiaoxiang.I started to complain about the injustice of God again. It’s fine if you let me dress up as a man, but I have nothing to say if you dress up as a child prostitute. Who told you to be God... But you should be a little more humane and let me dress up, this soul Wear the most heart-wrenching OK?If only I was wearing that, how good would it be in this world of female venerables?Let’s not talk about that for now, at least I can bring some Yunnan Baiyao, which can cure bruises, and antipyretics, etc... At that time, no matter how bad it is, I can open a small medicine shop and wave around the world with the hat of a genius doctor...
What should I do now... I looked at his trembling body, and my heart was struggling like a river.off?Still not taking off?this is a problem……
Finally, I jumped up after seeing him fall to the ground exhausted.Drag him and run upstairs.Die and die!The big deal is to not look at him when changing his clothes...
Turns out I still watched it. (Forgive me, don't watch how I take it off...) Just looking at his naked upper body, the nosebleed didn't stop.I dare not continue to look down.Closing his eyes, he pulled his pants and threw them aside, touched the quilt and covered him.Anyway, the wet clothes have already been taken off, and it is his business to wear them again.I don't want to die from watching handsome guys spraying nosebleeds naked.How do you think about this way of death?
I took his purple fur, wiped off the nosebleed, and took it out for him like a good wife and mother—throwing it away.No way, I don't know how to do laundry... (Hey... a modern girl who was killed by the washing machine...)
When I went back to the room, I saw him pale and fragile.The brown hair was spread loosely on the couch, but a strand hung down from the edge, and the jade-like skin seemed to be transparent at this moment.His brows were slightly frowned, his eyelashes fluttered slightly, his nose bridge was straight, his lips were thin and his teeth were white, and he opened and closed as if he was talking in his sleep.The chin is clean and white, the neck is delicate, the collarbone is clear, and the shoulders are perfectly curved, which I also envy.Go down... go down and it will be gone... (Want to face the wall.) His body shouldn't be so weak, no matter how you look at it, he is stronger than mine, it's strange...
I reached out and touched his forehead helplessly, it was still hot.Hateful world, even ice is hard to find.I can only make do with a towel soaked in cold water, wrung out and placed on his head, and I have to change it from time to time.After a sleepless night, his breathing finally calmed down in the morning.I also fell asleep lying on the side as if the electricity had run out.Ha, Xiao Luochen, let me pay homage to your eldest sister, it's best to make another promise...
Three days passed in a blink of an eye.Tonight is the opening ceremony of the Oiran Contest.Calling it the opening ceremony, it was nothing more than complicated etiquette.If you don't want to go, it seems that you can not go.I postponed the ceremony on the grounds of taking care of the sick Luo Chen.Aunt Mei was overjoyed, and told me to take a good rest and take care of Luo Chen, but before she left, Xue Niang gave me a deep look, her cold eyes seemed to freeze me.
Uh... I've always wondered why those two big sisters who are only 25 years old call themselves "aunt" and "mother".Does this sound more domineering?Not quite like it...
I held Ziqiu in my arms and searched around Qinningxuan, but I still couldn't see Luo Chen.Although the attic is not very big, it feels empty when I am alone, which is really uncomfortable.Besides, this place is far away from the street market, I can't help but tremble when I think about the wolf and the tiger, and I call out hastily:
"Luo Chen, Luo Chen—"
There was no answer for a long time, and I was a little crazy.Brother, don't you know that patients should lie down and sleep?Get up when you get up, at least put on the fox fur and go out.If the cold wind sweeps away your fragile body, it won't let go of your illness...
It's really not worrying, it doesn't look like a man a year older than me, but like a playful boy of seven or eight years old.I am helpless.
I sat on the threshold with a fox fur and looked up at the sky.It's a blue-black night, with a few sparse stars, twinkling and twinkling, but it's cute. The cool wind blows through the branches and leaves and makes a "squeaky" sound.I don't know where Yaxing came from, tried my voice and started to sing:
"Twinkling and twinkling, the sky is full of little stars, hanging in the sky to shine brightly, like thousands of little eyes."
The sudden applause almost choked me to death.When I turned around, I saw Luo Chen coming out of the inner hall with a smile clapping his hands.I suddenly felt a little embarrassed, hurriedly shut up, got up and handed over the fox fur and stepped aside.He took it and looked at me, his eyes sparkling in the candlelight.
"Xiaoya is so excited. I haven't heard this song before. Did Xiaoya compose it?" His voice was a little hoarse, with a morbid depression.I smiled wryly and shook my head, but he didn't ask any more questions, just turned around and looked up at the sky.The candlelight softly supported his shadow flickering and flickering, which was really beautiful.
"Xiaoya, you must like the palace, right?"
he asked suddenly.I do not speak.Starting tomorrow, it will be the main election.If I was really chosen, I would eventually leave him.And this Qi Langzhai, I'm afraid it will be difficult to come back...
That night was a little cold and a little long.Luo Chen never said a word.Elegant like a heavenly being, yes, a noble heavenly being.So far away, separated from ordinary people.
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I stood in front of the bronze mirror and looked helplessly at the busy little handsome guys around me, touching their foreheads and sighing.In fact, there is no need to dress up too much, among other things, I am quite confident in the appearance of this child molester Xiaoya.It is said that the first day of the Oiran Contest is Bimei.These children have been busy since Maoshi.Xiaoxiang told them to be busy, but she was not idle, holding a box of pearl hairpins and asking me which one I wanted.Actually, as a girl, I should like these things very much, but... I'm a fucking boy now, okay boy!Why do you want this thing?Is it for suicide?
Finally, after some tinkering with them, I successfully turned into a goblin.The beauty in the bronze mirror opened a pair of charming peach blossom eyes, with thick and slender eyelashes, slightly tilted upwards.Although the long black hair hangs down naturally without any carvings, it is also full of charm.Picturesque eyebrows and eyes, a straight nose bridge, vermilion lips that never blush, a peachy face, and amused eyes.The figure is slender and slender, a blue and white robe wraps a beautiful figure, the cuffs are trimmed with silver, and the hem is embroidered with black plums.The plum branches climbed upwards and stretched, and finally formed a strand around the waist. The blossoming red plums were either in bud or in full bloom, a natural style.A jade belt is tied around the waist, and the tassels are silver, hanging from the waist, floating on the robe and dancing in the wind.
I looked at it and thought it was okay, so I repeatedly refused to use the jade hairpin and went out.Before the fifth day of the Oiran Contest, each contestant was served by a dedicated person, but each contestant was restricted from each other.I'm afraid it's to prevent unnecessary fights.Because after all, there are still many admirers in that latter position.
I followed Xiaoxiang and Ling Luo, the servant sent by the palace, to the direction of the venue.This strange courtyard is extremely beautiful.The venue for the Oiran Contest is located in Fuqing Pavilion, which is said to be the most beautiful place in Kyoto except for the imperial garden. In my opinion, it is indeed beautiful and magnificent.It is bigger than Qi Langzhai, but more detailed than Yuyuan Pavilion.
Those rockery and strange trees, those rare flowers and plants, and the gurgling clear spring radiate fan-like around the dark green pavilion in the middle.The pavilion is large but exquisite, with glazed tiles on the top, four stone lins at the corners, jade beads in its mouth, burning eyes, silk like living things.There are stone tables and chairs in the pavilion, all of which are made of oily and transparent quartz. The light sprinkled on it scatters along the edges and corners, forming rainbows.I can't help but look a little crazy.
Seeing me stop, Xiaoxiang tugged at my sleeves, I regained my senses, pouted and continued walking.
After passing through the long corridor several times, he finally stopped in front of a side hall door. Ling Luo pushed the door open, leaned over and made a gesture of invitation.Xiaoxiang looked at me confidently and nodded.I sighed helplessly and walked in.The door closed from behind.
This hall is really spacious, apart from a few chat tables on the high platform facing the door, there is nothing else on the ground.I looked at the empty tables, full of doubts.Don't want to choose?What about people?I scratched my head helplessly, turned around and was about to go out, but as soon as I turned around, I froze in place.Standing in front of the door was a tasteless woman, all in high buns and long green gauze skirts, each holding a wooden board with words written on it... well, I don't know it.
I stared at the five identical faces, deeply expressing that the world is very messy... Did they come from the sky?
The five women spoke at the same time: "Lu Yamo, Qilangzhai's oiran candidate, is seventeen years old and born ten years ago, are you talking about you?" I nodded blankly, but I was very upset.Eldest sister, do you believe me when I say I am not born?
The woman on the far right took a step forward, and her toes lightly jumped off the ground. The fluttering skirts passed over my head and fell straight to the middle foot table on the high platform.Could it be... this is the rumored lightness skill?When I watched the woman in a daze with admiration, the other four also jumped up.Agile in stature and light in stature.
The woman who was seated first held up a sign and announced word by word: "Farewell after examination, pass!" The other four raised their signs at the same time and nodded slightly.Then I was helpless, I was messed up, and I was sad.Is this TM over?It's that easy?Why did I wake up so early and go on for several hours so that I didn't sleep well... Well, this competition is cheating.
I leaned down slightly, trying to hold back the rage and appear polite as much as possible.When I looked up, there was a colored bell flying towards me. I caught it subconsciously, and found that the bell was actually made of colored glaze and the heart was made of pearls.It is passionate red.
"You put this bell away, and it will be used as a voucher for the competition in three days." The woman in the middle spoke calmly, with a calm expression.I nodded in yes, and then retreated under their gaze.Xiao Xiang and Ling Luo were still guarding the door, looking respectful.I patted Xiaoxiang on the shoulder, and he grabbed my hand nervously and asked how the situation was.I called back and showed him the red bell.Ling Luo next to me was very surprised. He looked at Wangling and then at me, hesitant to speak.
"Ling Luo, is there something wrong with this bell?" I noticed his surprised eyes and asked worriedly.He shook his head, his expression returned to his calm expression, and his tone was a bit stiff and respectful: "Congratulations, Mr. Ya, for passing the first round. This bell is a symbol of concubine's status. Collect all red, green, yellow, blue, and purple bells." These five colors can directly enter the palace title." I almost choked to death.Nani?Does this bell have this effect?No, I have to find a way to throw it away.Hey, when the time comes, my sister didn't ring to see how you pissed me off.
"Young Master Ya, forgive Ling Luo for speaking bluntly. Every young master can get this bell, but it's useless if you don't collect all five colors. You have to work hard." He probably saw me with a malicious smile and thought I was It's so loud.I didn't deny it either, just nodded and walked back.That's good, then I'll give this bell away.Haha... Someone must want this bell.No, it's not cost-effective to give it away, and it really should be sold at a high price.
Xiao Xiang seemed to have guessed my thoughts, pulled me hastily, separated Ling Luo a long way, and asked me in a low voice: "Brother Xiao Ya, don't you want to give this bell to Brother Xiao Xi and the others?" I was overjoyed Pat him on the head, answer yes.He had a frustrated expression on his face, which was very funny and cute.He lowered his head and murmured: "I just can't figure it out, you are obviously the one who has the best chance, Xiao Ya, but you don't even want to enter the palace, and you don't even comb your hair well... You must despise me for combing it so well." It's too bad... you look down on me, don't you?"
I was speechless immediately, um, is there an essential connection between not letting you comb your hair and entering the palace?By the way, would you believe me if I said that I don't want to comb my hair because I think it looks better hanging down?Look, don't you believe it?Then I'd better not say it.I dragged him to the residence, I was hungry...
Facts have proved that I have really been unspoken.I looked at the four colored bells on the dressing table and wanted to cry.By the way, I'm going to sell that bell to someone else, who can't even sell wool...
The next day, compare love.Throwing me a rabbit gave me a green bell without saying a word (I guess the so-called love refers to caring for small animals...);
On the third day, compare the volume.As soon as I entered the door, I was scolded all over my face, like a cannonball.Before I could react, there was a yellow bell in my hand (the so-called volume probably refers to the belly volume...);
On the fourth day, Bi Cheng.Just asked me a very frustrating question and threw the blue bell to me.what is the problem?It was the cheating one: "How many people have you lost yourself to?" I almost took off my shoes and covered the woman's face.Lose your sister's body!My sister is really a virgin... Uh, virgin, okay... But it seems that others don't think so... Luo Chen, this is the first time my sister wants to bite you.After I answered "one person" helplessly, I got the bell (the so-called sincerity probably means that the answer matches what they investigated.).
Hey...is this a hack?Could this be the rumored halo of the protagonist?Sister, don't, sister, don't...God, you are so fucking cheating...My sister's chastity is forced to run naked by you, okay...
Then, it was the highlight of the fifth day.
During the first four days of this competition, everyone will be assessed individually, and on the fifth day they will compete on the same stage.The test questions are still randomly cast pots.
When I entered the competition arena on the fifth day of the biggest main hall of Fuqing Pavilion, those sparkling night pearls directly blinded my dog's eyes... What kind of trouble is this magnificent momentum like swallowing stars and spitting out the moon?Just choose a concubine and don't make it look like the Emperor of Heaven is personally conscripting, OK?I found out that the queen of this country is really out of her mind.
There is a high platform in the hall, and behind the stage are two curtains on the left and right. Hundreds of luminous pearls are hung or placed around the main hall. There are all kinds of people in the audience, but very few men are seen.Aunt Mei Xueniang and the others who were in charge of the review sat on the right corner of the high platform, and the left corner was the accompanying band.This generous gesture has the posture of a modern star holding a concert.
I hid behind the curtain on the left and peeked at the people on the stage.In the judging booth, I found the elegant woman in white at Nayuyuan Pavilion.Naihe is definitely going to play today.
At first, I was a little puzzled as to why the most important competition on the fifth day required the masters and elders of each courtyard and each house to serve as judges in total, but now I understand.It is precisely because the fifth day is the most important, all garden owners dare not favoritism.Because if only one person is selfish, the others will also be biased towards him, and then there will be chaos, and no one will benefit.The seemingly most inappropriate layout is actually the best mutual restraint, and it also prevents ministers from taking bribes and false judgments from happening.
The competition in Soft Light and Beautiful Shadow has already begun.Those beauties danced or chanted, sang or wept, all showing their most dazzling side.I looked at the four CRBTs hanging around my waist, and compared them with the beauties on the stage who had CRBTs but less than four. I really wanted to cry but had no tears.Sure enough, I turned on the hang...
"The next one is the leader of Yuyuan Pavilion in Jingdu, the beauty of Qingshui Xiaonai. Holding the bell, four." With a very majestic shout, a person slowly walked out from behind the curtain on the right side of the stage.When I saw him, I felt clear-sighted and extraordinarily comfortable.
The long light brown hair is loosely tied up, and the tail of the hair is slightly curled and hangs behind her back. The smooth and white forehead is covered with ink-like eyebrows, and the light blue almond eyes are flowing and looking forward.The bridge of the nose is high, but it sets off a small cherry mouth, which is really cute and pink.The chin has a perfect curvature, the neck is delicate, and the collarbone is clear.A light blue long gown is embroidered with hibiscus from the neckline down, and the hem is hollowed out. The grid-like pattern reflects the white underclothes, just like a few snowfalls on the sea, faintly appearing, even melting. is wonderful.Really lived up to his title of Qingshui beauty.
"Throw!" The majestic voice and the sound of the arrow entering the bamboo tube turned low in the quiet lobby, and the bamboo tube with the word "cup" fell down. (Lu Yamo: Actually, I don’t know that word, I know it’s because the author gave me the hook... The author yells: Fuck your sister! Didn’t you know that when someone brought a wine glass to the stage? Lu Yamo covered her mouth and ran away .) The voice continued: "Title, dance." I figured she meant the title was "Dancing with a Wine Glass".
Naihe was also unambiguous, Yuzhi picked up the wine glass, filled the wine and danced.The drop of wine flew out along his body because of centrifugal force, he slid, leaned down, stretched out his arm and caught it again.Blue long sleeves floated.The cup, the wine, and the aroma of the wine seemed to be dancing.
I looked at him, dumbfounded.The people in the audience seemed to be intoxicated as well, and there was no sound at all.Only the sound of the clothes flapping, the sound of wine pouring into the jade cup, and the ringing of pearls colliding with glass, echoed in the hall and lingered for a long time.
His eyes turned slightly, and when he turned his head, he happened to meet my eyes who were peeking behind the curtain.I saw him pause, and shift his gaze to my waist.There, there are four colored bells hanging.
The "wow" was the sound of wine dripping to the ground.The hall suddenly sighed.Nai He, something went wrong...
I looked at him worriedly, and found that he was looking at me with complicated eyes.The faces of several people on the auditing platform became ugly, and the woman in white at Yuyuan Pavilion also looked at me and smiled gracefully, as if she knew the result a long time ago.
I am puzzled.But did he make a mistake on purpose?It is possible to say that he said that he did not want to enter the palace, but he did it too hastily. The honor of their Yuyuan Pavilion is in his hands. I don't think he is the kind of person who doesn't know the general situation.So it seems that he really made a mistake?It shouldn't be, his figure is very smooth, I think he has practiced for a long time, that is to say, what affected him?Distracted and made a mistake?
I feel surprised and strange.Naihe just stared at me, eyes full of helplessness and sadness.
"Xiao Nai is out, ring the bell and wait for next year." It was still a concise and majestic voice.Naihe bit her lip, took a deep look at me, then turned her head and leaned over to hand over the four colored bells she had already got, got up and went straight back to the curtain.
I was still stupidly stunned there, stunned by Naihe's sad eyes and speechless.The blue eyes were light and faint, so clear that even just looking at her, she felt that she was not worthy of being watched.
"Brother Xiao Ya, it's your turn." Xiao Xiang pushed me, her tone full of nervousness and worry.
"The next one is the candidate for the Oiran of Qilangzhai in Kyoto, the golden and jade beauty Xiaoya. Hold the bell, four." That majestic voice called me.I patted my face to stay awake and walked towards the high platform.After the arrow entered the bamboo tube, my question came out: Dendrobium song.
Some people came one after another from behind the curtain, brought a few Jade Dendrobiums and placed them on a table in front of me.At my request they brought a pot of tea and put it next to Hu.The tea fragrance is fresh and sweet.I took off the jade hairpin that Xiaoxiang forced me to put on from my head and put it aside, rolled up my sleeves and poured tea into the Dendrobium.The hall was very quiet, everyone seemed to be guessing what I was going to do.According to my understanding, this world is empty, that is, people like Li Bai, Du Fu, and Su Shi don’t exist, so it’s okay for me to plagiarize a poem or two now... Hey, pay tribute to the talents of the ages.
After I prepared the tea, the people in the hall were even more puzzled.Presumably they don't know about the water bottle piano.God help me too.I stood in front of the table, picked up the jade hairpin and tested the sound, the effect was good, so I sang from my memory:
"The small characters on the red paper say that the business is flat. The wild geese are in the clouds and the fish are in the water, so it's hard to express this feeling.
The setting sun leans against the west building alone, and the distant mountain is just opposite the curtain hook.I don't know where the human face is, but the green wave is still flowing eastward. "【Yan Shu "Qing Ping Le"】
This poem was originally written by Yan Shu for the separation of men and women.When I sang this word, I was thinking of Qi Langzhai.I know that even if I don't get a good name in this competition, it is already doomed to enter the palace.After all, I still have to leave this place.
Qi Langzhai is my home-like existence in this strange world. Even though it is only ten days, it seems that I have lived for a long time.Here are the lovely and strong Aunt Mei, the indifferent but kind-hearted Xue Niang, the elegant and noble Luo Chen, the smart and lively Xiao Xiang, and the peaceful and beautiful Qin Ning Xuan, a room filled with colorful lights and night pearls.Reluctant, but not qualified to speak out.I'm not really Xiaoya, I'm just a passer-by who happens to have the same name and surname as him who accidentally occupied his body.
Maybe I sang too emotionally, and there was still silence in the hall after the song was over.The tail of the water piano swayed in the air.My heart gradually returned to peace.I opened my eyes and looked at the people in the audience, and said slowly with the corners of my lips raised: "Xiaoya is so stupid, I made everyone laugh."
There was a chuckle from the jury, I was familiar with that voice, it was the woman in white from Yuyuan Pavilion.She got up and walked to me, and looked at the audience and applauded.The people in that hall seemed to have just come back to their senses, and they all clapped desperately while saying "yes".I leaned slightly back behind the curtain.Xiaoxiang hugged me very excitedly, and complained while crying: "Brother Xiaoya, you took off the hairpin again, you look down on me too much..." I raised my hand and patted his head, looked up at the standing The man behind him.
Embroidered purple fur collar
Qi Lang Zhai has been extremely lively in recent days, and the attic is full of lights and festoons.Aunt Mei and Xue Niang (the elder in green who was frighteningly indifferent) attended the Oiran Contest. These two served as judges.Me, Luo Chen, Xiao Xi, formerly named Liu Xiwei, and Xiaochen, formerly named Bei Chenmu, participated in the main election.It is said that the oiran is fighting for hegemony, but in fact, the unspoken rules have almost been established long ago.Those who can go on stage are all "actors" who have been pre-determined.Xiao Xi and Xiao Chen are also world-renowned beauties, one is glamorous and the other is enthusiastic and lively.
I inquired from the gossip and got it from Luo Chen sporadically. Together, I have a little understanding of this oiran's hegemony.
Oiran Battle for Hegemony, also known as "Yi Ren Chu Luo", is an annual grand event in this country named Jinghe Tianchao.No one would have thought that child molesters, who were worthless five years ago, would leap to the forefront of all professions after the new emperor came to power.Because there are no strict requirements, as long as you want to, you can enter any hall or fast, and the employment opportunities are frighteningly wide.It is not an exaggeration to say that all the beauties have committed child molestation.In this world of female venerables, everyone can take it easy.Child molestation, as the bottom of society that has risen by leaps and bounds, is a super-earth service industry that both men and women can serve.But for such a big event as the empress's concubine selection, after thinking about it for several days, I really can't understand why it should be held in this place of fireworks and willow lanes.Could it be that the empress has a soft spot for child molestation?It shouldn't be, don't you say that there are too many boys from a good family? I don't believe that those ministers don't have sons, and I don't believe that there are no beauties among the sons of those ministers.
Those who participated in this year's oiran competition have ten gardens in this capital, and there are also arenas in each of the other 26 provinces. Only one person is selected from each province and county to enter the palace directly, and those who have not served for three years will be sent out of the palace gate, and then enter each garden Or return home to be his common people.This empress is really enlightened, I have never heard of someone who can come out after entering the palace.
The ten gardens in Kyoto are Qilangzhai, Yuyuan Pavilion, Fuqing Pavilion, Liling Pavilion, Xiaoxi Garden, Mingxin Hall, Nianjun Residence, Changhuan Hall, Yilianfang and Yindie Tower.Qilangzhai, Yuyuan Pavilion, and Fuqing Pavilion where I live are collectively called "Jinghe Tiandu Sanxianyuan".It is a place similar to a high-end nightclub that is exclusively used for the entertainment and flirting of court ministers and relatives of the royal family.There is no doubt that the most beautiful beauties in the world will be concentrated during this period of oiran competition.The queen picks the rest and gives the ministers to pick.They are rarely visited in person.I expected to write the names of all the beauties on the posts and show them one by one. When they saw the ones they liked, they would ask the painter to draw a picture and have a look. If everything went well, they would directly pick them up. If they were given the title of wife and concubine, it would be over. .The selection of concubines and wives is given priority to virgins, and there is no way for those who have lost their virginity to like them... I feel that the women here are a bit problematic...
The child molester Xiaoya probably didn't participate in the past few years.If he participated, it would be unethical not to be selected for his appearance.As for Luo Chen, I'm very curious, let alone a concubine like him, even a queen should be three points behind him.Such a celestial being would make people blindfolded after walking around in this world, for fear of profaning him.I don't think the chosen one has the right to refuse, which means he didn't participate either?I heard that it is voluntary to participate in the oiran hegemony, which is very democratic.But I don't think this democracy will fall on me. Judging from the ugly ceremony a few days ago, my sister will definitely not be able to escape.
There are still 3 days before the start of the main election, and the main election will last for five days from the beginning to the end.Every day's project is different, as for what to compare, it will be decided by lottery.I didn't announce anything, and I was at ease. Anyway, I can't do anything except sing.
I leaned against the pillar of the Qinxin Pavilion and sat on the spot with my eyes closed.The autumn wind has a touch of cool water, itching on the face, like a feather brushing by.
It has been five days since I moved here to Qinningxuan.Enjoying the flowers every day, visiting the garden and looking at the handsome guys is actually quite good.But God knows how much I miss my computer at home, and the pile of snacks. 555555~When can I go back... Do I really have to wait here obediently for others to choose?And then died in that bloody palace with high walls?I don't want... so what should I do?Does my soul wearing situation mean that I have to die once before I can go back?What if it's really dead?can't risk...
I opened my eyes helplessly, and squatted on the ground to play with ants.These ants lined up very neatly, like a long winding dragon along the land.The wind was getting stronger, and it didn't take long for some water droplets to mix in.I looked up in a daze, and a flash of lightning struck the curtain of rain pouring down.I was instantly drenched.Uh, it is said that the ants moved because there was heavy rain... I retreated into the pavilion, pulled the wet hair and twisted it.The white robe was a little wet, and the autumn wind swept it against the body, making it really uncomfortable.
I sat in the pavilion and propped my chin to watch the rain scene.Those autumn peonies are very delicate, and the ground will turn red when it rains.That cluster of chrysanthemums is also crumbling.I feel sorry for that green chrysanthemum, after all, it is a valuable thing, so I have to protect it.But this rain is really merciless, I gritted my teeth and rushed into the rain curtain.The rain hit the head and face, but it hurt a little bit when it hit the body, not to mention the delicate green chrysanthemum.At this time, he drooped his head lazily, completely losing the style of the past.I looked around and couldn't find any shelter, seeing that the chrysanthemum was about to die, I took off my robe and propped it on the flowers in a hurry, and stood there firmly in only an inner garment.I thought it must be hilarious.Fortunately, there is no one in this garden.I looked at Lu Ju tremblingly, and suddenly wanted to laugh for some reason.This rain is really heroic. If I move a step, the chrysanthemum will definitely be broken, and it will be worthless.
My whole body was numb, and my teeth were chattering from the cold.Shaking the rain off my robe, I was about to withdraw my hand. (I was afraid that there would be no cure for my illness...) Suddenly, I found that the raindrops above my head were cut off. When I looked up, I saw a plain oil-paper umbrella propped above my head.
The umbrella is painted with green bamboo, which is neither dense nor thick, but a light ink color.Half of it is empty, not only is it not obtrusive, but it makes people feel fresh and elegant.I looked back at the people behind me with a slight smile, took back my robe and prepared to put it back on my body.But he blocked it, took the robe and put it on his arm, holding the umbrella with the other hand, and the long sleeve slid to the elbow to reveal a white forearm.The fur is purple, all kinds of luxury and elegance.
I stared into his eyes and whispered: "Luo Chen, are you here to pick me up?"
He nodded and took my hand.Watch out, tragedy is coming.
He put the elegant umbrella beside the flower bed, and under the cover of the paper umbrella, a large area of flowers including the green chrysanthemum was protected.And my body, which was petrified in an instant, was shivering from the cold under the suddenly enlarged rain curtain.Holding my robe in one hand and leading me in the other, he walked towards the cabinet very calmly.The distance is neither far nor close, if you run for about 5 minutes, you can get there.I watched Luo Chen, who was pacing leisurely with a gentle expression, almost died without a mouthful of old blood.
Brother, I know that you are a celestial being, and you don't change your face when Mount Tai collapses in front of you, but I'm not... Don't you think that our behavior is so stupid that there is no cure?May I ask, in this world, besides Lin Daiyu whose head was flooded again and again, she would dry-bury flowers, who else in the world would leave the umbrella to flowers on a heavy rainy day and go home in the rain and go for a f*ckingly leisurely walk... I guess you are Lin Daiyu's distant relative...
He really didn't care about the rain, his footsteps were slow and steady, and he led me for a quarter of an hour for the distance that could have been run at a very fast speed.When I entered the lobby, I almost sat down on the ground.Before I could stabilize my figure, he unbuttoned my undershirt for me.I was startled, quickly pressed his hand, and asked him vigilantly: "What are you doing?"
He was a little surprised, but his expression didn't change: "Your clothes are completely soaked, I'll help you take them off."
Well, the black line at the top of my head has slipped down again.No matter how firmly you believe that I am a man, I wear what I fucking wear, it is not up to you, let alone me.Forgive me for not being able to accept a man taking off my clothes for me, no matter how celestial you are, a gentleman can't do it! (As for Xiaoxiang, hehe, I feel that he is still young, so it doesn't matter if I read it...)
I shook my head, and said in a gentle tone: "I'll do it myself, Luo Chen, you can change too." He stared at me, his eyes full of searching.I swallowed, and lowered my head unnaturally.He responded lightly, then turned and entered the room full of night pearls.The bead curtains touched lightly, making crisp sounds.I sighed and went upstairs to my room to change.
Hey, I didn't bring Xiaoxiang here when I moved here, what a mistake.God knows how many nosebleeds I get every time I change clothes and take a shower.This body, how should I put it, just looks like a beast. (She scolded me...) She seemed to have shown her chest to Luo Chen before she said it.Uh... Now that I think about it, my lips are dry and my tongue is dry.
If I had known that he just wanted to sleep with me in my clothes, I wouldn't have done such a shameful thing.
I looked at the seductive man in the bronze mirror and felt sorry for myself. It's a pity that he has such a good appearance. He hasn't traveled in this world yet, and he will enter the palace and wait for his old age.It is said that you can be released if you don't sleep for three years?Well, my sister will bear with him for three years.Be as low-key as possible.I just pray that the empress has higher eyesight and doesn't look down on me.I folded my front skirt, tried my best to cover my body, and left the room with my clothes on.
It's still raining, with no intention of stopping.The dampness can be felt in the lobby.I'm hungry, but I don't see Luo Chen.
I sneaked into the room with bead curtains suspiciously, the soft light was still as usual, and there seemed to be water and light flowing in those colorful luminous pearls, which was very beautiful.
The blue-brown zither was placed in front of the purple night pearl, on the low platform, beside the zither, there was a purple figure.I ran to him in a hurry, and found that his belt was undone, but he was lying on the ground with his eyes closed and his brows slightly wrinkled.My heart was lifted instantly.Didn't he suddenly have some kind of emergency...I helped him up, and tremblingly raised my hand to check his breath.Heaviness, rapidity, and abnormal scorching heat.Fortunately, I am still angry.I put my hand on his forehead, and the scorching heat made me shiver.I have a fever... Damn!too weak!
His clothes were still wet, the hair on his forehead was tightly attached to the skin, and the tips of the hair were still dripping, his cheeks were blushing, his eyelashes were trembling, his thin lips were slightly parted, and the heat was burning.I admit I was evil next to his hot body.Swallowing my saliva, I patted my forehead vigorously and told myself: Lu Yamo!Wake up, you're a man now...
I struggled to lift him up, almost dragging him out of the room.That purple fur left a waterway on the ground, I was so tired that I was out of breath, so I put him on the chair and sat on the ground to rest.
He seemed cold, shivering uncontrollably, and his face was pale.But the blush on the side of the cheek was even deeper.I can't go on like this, I have to change his clothes, but...
I once again regretted not bringing Xiaoxiang.I started to complain about the injustice of God again. It’s fine if you let me dress up as a man, but I have nothing to say if you dress up as a child prostitute. Who told you to be God... But you should be a little more humane and let me dress up, this soul Wear the most heart-wrenching OK?If only I was wearing that, how good would it be in this world of female venerables?Let’s not talk about that for now, at least I can bring some Yunnan Baiyao, which can cure bruises, and antipyretics, etc... At that time, no matter how bad it is, I can open a small medicine shop and wave around the world with the hat of a genius doctor...
What should I do now... I looked at his trembling body, and my heart was struggling like a river.off?Still not taking off?this is a problem……
Finally, I jumped up after seeing him fall to the ground exhausted.Drag him and run upstairs.Die and die!The big deal is to not look at him when changing his clothes...
Turns out I still watched it. (Forgive me, don't watch how I take it off...) Just looking at his naked upper body, the nosebleed didn't stop.I dare not continue to look down.Closing his eyes, he pulled his pants and threw them aside, touched the quilt and covered him.Anyway, the wet clothes have already been taken off, and it is his business to wear them again.I don't want to die from watching handsome guys spraying nosebleeds naked.How do you think about this way of death?
I took his purple fur, wiped off the nosebleed, and took it out for him like a good wife and mother—throwing it away.No way, I don't know how to do laundry... (Hey... a modern girl who was killed by the washing machine...)
When I went back to the room, I saw him pale and fragile.The brown hair was spread loosely on the couch, but a strand hung down from the edge, and the jade-like skin seemed to be transparent at this moment.His brows were slightly frowned, his eyelashes fluttered slightly, his nose bridge was straight, his lips were thin and his teeth were white, and he opened and closed as if he was talking in his sleep.The chin is clean and white, the neck is delicate, the collarbone is clear, and the shoulders are perfectly curved, which I also envy.Go down... go down and it will be gone... (Want to face the wall.) His body shouldn't be so weak, no matter how you look at it, he is stronger than mine, it's strange...
I reached out and touched his forehead helplessly, it was still hot.Hateful world, even ice is hard to find.I can only make do with a towel soaked in cold water, wrung out and placed on his head, and I have to change it from time to time.After a sleepless night, his breathing finally calmed down in the morning.I also fell asleep lying on the side as if the electricity had run out.Ha, Xiao Luochen, let me pay homage to your eldest sister, it's best to make another promise...
Three days passed in a blink of an eye.Tonight is the opening ceremony of the Oiran Contest.Calling it the opening ceremony, it was nothing more than complicated etiquette.If you don't want to go, it seems that you can not go.I postponed the ceremony on the grounds of taking care of the sick Luo Chen.Aunt Mei was overjoyed, and told me to take a good rest and take care of Luo Chen, but before she left, Xue Niang gave me a deep look, her cold eyes seemed to freeze me.
Uh... I've always wondered why those two big sisters who are only 25 years old call themselves "aunt" and "mother".Does this sound more domineering?Not quite like it...
I held Ziqiu in my arms and searched around Qinningxuan, but I still couldn't see Luo Chen.Although the attic is not very big, it feels empty when I am alone, which is really uncomfortable.Besides, this place is far away from the street market, I can't help but tremble when I think about the wolf and the tiger, and I call out hastily:
"Luo Chen, Luo Chen—"
There was no answer for a long time, and I was a little crazy.Brother, don't you know that patients should lie down and sleep?Get up when you get up, at least put on the fox fur and go out.If the cold wind sweeps away your fragile body, it won't let go of your illness...
It's really not worrying, it doesn't look like a man a year older than me, but like a playful boy of seven or eight years old.I am helpless.
I sat on the threshold with a fox fur and looked up at the sky.It's a blue-black night, with a few sparse stars, twinkling and twinkling, but it's cute. The cool wind blows through the branches and leaves and makes a "squeaky" sound.I don't know where Yaxing came from, tried my voice and started to sing:
"Twinkling and twinkling, the sky is full of little stars, hanging in the sky to shine brightly, like thousands of little eyes."
The sudden applause almost choked me to death.When I turned around, I saw Luo Chen coming out of the inner hall with a smile clapping his hands.I suddenly felt a little embarrassed, hurriedly shut up, got up and handed over the fox fur and stepped aside.He took it and looked at me, his eyes sparkling in the candlelight.
"Xiaoya is so excited. I haven't heard this song before. Did Xiaoya compose it?" His voice was a little hoarse, with a morbid depression.I smiled wryly and shook my head, but he didn't ask any more questions, just turned around and looked up at the sky.The candlelight softly supported his shadow flickering and flickering, which was really beautiful.
"Xiaoya, you must like the palace, right?"
he asked suddenly.I do not speak.Starting tomorrow, it will be the main election.If I was really chosen, I would eventually leave him.And this Qi Langzhai, I'm afraid it will be difficult to come back...
That night was a little cold and a little long.Luo Chen never said a word.Elegant like a heavenly being, yes, a noble heavenly being.So far away, separated from ordinary people.
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I stood in front of the bronze mirror and looked helplessly at the busy little handsome guys around me, touching their foreheads and sighing.In fact, there is no need to dress up too much, among other things, I am quite confident in the appearance of this child molester Xiaoya.It is said that the first day of the Oiran Contest is Bimei.These children have been busy since Maoshi.Xiaoxiang told them to be busy, but she was not idle, holding a box of pearl hairpins and asking me which one I wanted.Actually, as a girl, I should like these things very much, but... I'm a fucking boy now, okay boy!Why do you want this thing?Is it for suicide?
Finally, after some tinkering with them, I successfully turned into a goblin.The beauty in the bronze mirror opened a pair of charming peach blossom eyes, with thick and slender eyelashes, slightly tilted upwards.Although the long black hair hangs down naturally without any carvings, it is also full of charm.Picturesque eyebrows and eyes, a straight nose bridge, vermilion lips that never blush, a peachy face, and amused eyes.The figure is slender and slender, a blue and white robe wraps a beautiful figure, the cuffs are trimmed with silver, and the hem is embroidered with black plums.The plum branches climbed upwards and stretched, and finally formed a strand around the waist. The blossoming red plums were either in bud or in full bloom, a natural style.A jade belt is tied around the waist, and the tassels are silver, hanging from the waist, floating on the robe and dancing in the wind.
I looked at it and thought it was okay, so I repeatedly refused to use the jade hairpin and went out.Before the fifth day of the Oiran Contest, each contestant was served by a dedicated person, but each contestant was restricted from each other.I'm afraid it's to prevent unnecessary fights.Because after all, there are still many admirers in that latter position.
I followed Xiaoxiang and Ling Luo, the servant sent by the palace, to the direction of the venue.This strange courtyard is extremely beautiful.The venue for the Oiran Contest is located in Fuqing Pavilion, which is said to be the most beautiful place in Kyoto except for the imperial garden. In my opinion, it is indeed beautiful and magnificent.It is bigger than Qi Langzhai, but more detailed than Yuyuan Pavilion.
Those rockery and strange trees, those rare flowers and plants, and the gurgling clear spring radiate fan-like around the dark green pavilion in the middle.The pavilion is large but exquisite, with glazed tiles on the top, four stone lins at the corners, jade beads in its mouth, burning eyes, silk like living things.There are stone tables and chairs in the pavilion, all of which are made of oily and transparent quartz. The light sprinkled on it scatters along the edges and corners, forming rainbows.I can't help but look a little crazy.
Seeing me stop, Xiaoxiang tugged at my sleeves, I regained my senses, pouted and continued walking.
After passing through the long corridor several times, he finally stopped in front of a side hall door. Ling Luo pushed the door open, leaned over and made a gesture of invitation.Xiaoxiang looked at me confidently and nodded.I sighed helplessly and walked in.The door closed from behind.
This hall is really spacious, apart from a few chat tables on the high platform facing the door, there is nothing else on the ground.I looked at the empty tables, full of doubts.Don't want to choose?What about people?I scratched my head helplessly, turned around and was about to go out, but as soon as I turned around, I froze in place.Standing in front of the door was a tasteless woman, all in high buns and long green gauze skirts, each holding a wooden board with words written on it... well, I don't know it.
I stared at the five identical faces, deeply expressing that the world is very messy... Did they come from the sky?
The five women spoke at the same time: "Lu Yamo, Qilangzhai's oiran candidate, is seventeen years old and born ten years ago, are you talking about you?" I nodded blankly, but I was very upset.Eldest sister, do you believe me when I say I am not born?
The woman on the far right took a step forward, and her toes lightly jumped off the ground. The fluttering skirts passed over my head and fell straight to the middle foot table on the high platform.Could it be... this is the rumored lightness skill?When I watched the woman in a daze with admiration, the other four also jumped up.Agile in stature and light in stature.
The woman who was seated first held up a sign and announced word by word: "Farewell after examination, pass!" The other four raised their signs at the same time and nodded slightly.Then I was helpless, I was messed up, and I was sad.Is this TM over?It's that easy?Why did I wake up so early and go on for several hours so that I didn't sleep well... Well, this competition is cheating.
I leaned down slightly, trying to hold back the rage and appear polite as much as possible.When I looked up, there was a colored bell flying towards me. I caught it subconsciously, and found that the bell was actually made of colored glaze and the heart was made of pearls.It is passionate red.
"You put this bell away, and it will be used as a voucher for the competition in three days." The woman in the middle spoke calmly, with a calm expression.I nodded in yes, and then retreated under their gaze.Xiao Xiang and Ling Luo were still guarding the door, looking respectful.I patted Xiaoxiang on the shoulder, and he grabbed my hand nervously and asked how the situation was.I called back and showed him the red bell.Ling Luo next to me was very surprised. He looked at Wangling and then at me, hesitant to speak.
"Ling Luo, is there something wrong with this bell?" I noticed his surprised eyes and asked worriedly.He shook his head, his expression returned to his calm expression, and his tone was a bit stiff and respectful: "Congratulations, Mr. Ya, for passing the first round. This bell is a symbol of concubine's status. Collect all red, green, yellow, blue, and purple bells." These five colors can directly enter the palace title." I almost choked to death.Nani?Does this bell have this effect?No, I have to find a way to throw it away.Hey, when the time comes, my sister didn't ring to see how you pissed me off.
"Young Master Ya, forgive Ling Luo for speaking bluntly. Every young master can get this bell, but it's useless if you don't collect all five colors. You have to work hard." He probably saw me with a malicious smile and thought I was It's so loud.I didn't deny it either, just nodded and walked back.That's good, then I'll give this bell away.Haha... Someone must want this bell.No, it's not cost-effective to give it away, and it really should be sold at a high price.
Xiao Xiang seemed to have guessed my thoughts, pulled me hastily, separated Ling Luo a long way, and asked me in a low voice: "Brother Xiao Ya, don't you want to give this bell to Brother Xiao Xi and the others?" I was overjoyed Pat him on the head, answer yes.He had a frustrated expression on his face, which was very funny and cute.He lowered his head and murmured: "I just can't figure it out, you are obviously the one who has the best chance, Xiao Ya, but you don't even want to enter the palace, and you don't even comb your hair well... You must despise me for combing it so well." It's too bad... you look down on me, don't you?"
I was speechless immediately, um, is there an essential connection between not letting you comb your hair and entering the palace?By the way, would you believe me if I said that I don't want to comb my hair because I think it looks better hanging down?Look, don't you believe it?Then I'd better not say it.I dragged him to the residence, I was hungry...
Facts have proved that I have really been unspoken.I looked at the four colored bells on the dressing table and wanted to cry.By the way, I'm going to sell that bell to someone else, who can't even sell wool...
The next day, compare love.Throwing me a rabbit gave me a green bell without saying a word (I guess the so-called love refers to caring for small animals...);
On the third day, compare the volume.As soon as I entered the door, I was scolded all over my face, like a cannonball.Before I could react, there was a yellow bell in my hand (the so-called volume probably refers to the belly volume...);
On the fourth day, Bi Cheng.Just asked me a very frustrating question and threw the blue bell to me.what is the problem?It was the cheating one: "How many people have you lost yourself to?" I almost took off my shoes and covered the woman's face.Lose your sister's body!My sister is really a virgin... Uh, virgin, okay... But it seems that others don't think so... Luo Chen, this is the first time my sister wants to bite you.After I answered "one person" helplessly, I got the bell (the so-called sincerity probably means that the answer matches what they investigated.).
Hey...is this a hack?Could this be the rumored halo of the protagonist?Sister, don't, sister, don't...God, you are so fucking cheating...My sister's chastity is forced to run naked by you, okay...
Then, it was the highlight of the fifth day.
During the first four days of this competition, everyone will be assessed individually, and on the fifth day they will compete on the same stage.The test questions are still randomly cast pots.
When I entered the competition arena on the fifth day of the biggest main hall of Fuqing Pavilion, those sparkling night pearls directly blinded my dog's eyes... What kind of trouble is this magnificent momentum like swallowing stars and spitting out the moon?Just choose a concubine and don't make it look like the Emperor of Heaven is personally conscripting, OK?I found out that the queen of this country is really out of her mind.
There is a high platform in the hall, and behind the stage are two curtains on the left and right. Hundreds of luminous pearls are hung or placed around the main hall. There are all kinds of people in the audience, but very few men are seen.Aunt Mei Xueniang and the others who were in charge of the review sat on the right corner of the high platform, and the left corner was the accompanying band.This generous gesture has the posture of a modern star holding a concert.
I hid behind the curtain on the left and peeked at the people on the stage.In the judging booth, I found the elegant woman in white at Nayuyuan Pavilion.Naihe is definitely going to play today.
At first, I was a little puzzled as to why the most important competition on the fifth day required the masters and elders of each courtyard and each house to serve as judges in total, but now I understand.It is precisely because the fifth day is the most important, all garden owners dare not favoritism.Because if only one person is selfish, the others will also be biased towards him, and then there will be chaos, and no one will benefit.The seemingly most inappropriate layout is actually the best mutual restraint, and it also prevents ministers from taking bribes and false judgments from happening.
The competition in Soft Light and Beautiful Shadow has already begun.Those beauties danced or chanted, sang or wept, all showing their most dazzling side.I looked at the four CRBTs hanging around my waist, and compared them with the beauties on the stage who had CRBTs but less than four. I really wanted to cry but had no tears.Sure enough, I turned on the hang...
"The next one is the leader of Yuyuan Pavilion in Jingdu, the beauty of Qingshui Xiaonai. Holding the bell, four." With a very majestic shout, a person slowly walked out from behind the curtain on the right side of the stage.When I saw him, I felt clear-sighted and extraordinarily comfortable.
The long light brown hair is loosely tied up, and the tail of the hair is slightly curled and hangs behind her back. The smooth and white forehead is covered with ink-like eyebrows, and the light blue almond eyes are flowing and looking forward.The bridge of the nose is high, but it sets off a small cherry mouth, which is really cute and pink.The chin has a perfect curvature, the neck is delicate, and the collarbone is clear.A light blue long gown is embroidered with hibiscus from the neckline down, and the hem is hollowed out. The grid-like pattern reflects the white underclothes, just like a few snowfalls on the sea, faintly appearing, even melting. is wonderful.Really lived up to his title of Qingshui beauty.
"Throw!" The majestic voice and the sound of the arrow entering the bamboo tube turned low in the quiet lobby, and the bamboo tube with the word "cup" fell down. (Lu Yamo: Actually, I don’t know that word, I know it’s because the author gave me the hook... The author yells: Fuck your sister! Didn’t you know that when someone brought a wine glass to the stage? Lu Yamo covered her mouth and ran away .) The voice continued: "Title, dance." I figured she meant the title was "Dancing with a Wine Glass".
Naihe was also unambiguous, Yuzhi picked up the wine glass, filled the wine and danced.The drop of wine flew out along his body because of centrifugal force, he slid, leaned down, stretched out his arm and caught it again.Blue long sleeves floated.The cup, the wine, and the aroma of the wine seemed to be dancing.
I looked at him, dumbfounded.The people in the audience seemed to be intoxicated as well, and there was no sound at all.Only the sound of the clothes flapping, the sound of wine pouring into the jade cup, and the ringing of pearls colliding with glass, echoed in the hall and lingered for a long time.
His eyes turned slightly, and when he turned his head, he happened to meet my eyes who were peeking behind the curtain.I saw him pause, and shift his gaze to my waist.There, there are four colored bells hanging.
The "wow" was the sound of wine dripping to the ground.The hall suddenly sighed.Nai He, something went wrong...
I looked at him worriedly, and found that he was looking at me with complicated eyes.The faces of several people on the auditing platform became ugly, and the woman in white at Yuyuan Pavilion also looked at me and smiled gracefully, as if she knew the result a long time ago.
I am puzzled.But did he make a mistake on purpose?It is possible to say that he said that he did not want to enter the palace, but he did it too hastily. The honor of their Yuyuan Pavilion is in his hands. I don't think he is the kind of person who doesn't know the general situation.So it seems that he really made a mistake?It shouldn't be, his figure is very smooth, I think he has practiced for a long time, that is to say, what affected him?Distracted and made a mistake?
I feel surprised and strange.Naihe just stared at me, eyes full of helplessness and sadness.
"Xiao Nai is out, ring the bell and wait for next year." It was still a concise and majestic voice.Naihe bit her lip, took a deep look at me, then turned her head and leaned over to hand over the four colored bells she had already got, got up and went straight back to the curtain.
I was still stupidly stunned there, stunned by Naihe's sad eyes and speechless.The blue eyes were light and faint, so clear that even just looking at her, she felt that she was not worthy of being watched.
"Brother Xiao Ya, it's your turn." Xiao Xiang pushed me, her tone full of nervousness and worry.
"The next one is the candidate for the Oiran of Qilangzhai in Kyoto, the golden and jade beauty Xiaoya. Hold the bell, four." That majestic voice called me.I patted my face to stay awake and walked towards the high platform.After the arrow entered the bamboo tube, my question came out: Dendrobium song.
Some people came one after another from behind the curtain, brought a few Jade Dendrobiums and placed them on a table in front of me.At my request they brought a pot of tea and put it next to Hu.The tea fragrance is fresh and sweet.I took off the jade hairpin that Xiaoxiang forced me to put on from my head and put it aside, rolled up my sleeves and poured tea into the Dendrobium.The hall was very quiet, everyone seemed to be guessing what I was going to do.According to my understanding, this world is empty, that is, people like Li Bai, Du Fu, and Su Shi don’t exist, so it’s okay for me to plagiarize a poem or two now... Hey, pay tribute to the talents of the ages.
After I prepared the tea, the people in the hall were even more puzzled.Presumably they don't know about the water bottle piano.God help me too.I stood in front of the table, picked up the jade hairpin and tested the sound, the effect was good, so I sang from my memory:
"The small characters on the red paper say that the business is flat. The wild geese are in the clouds and the fish are in the water, so it's hard to express this feeling.
The setting sun leans against the west building alone, and the distant mountain is just opposite the curtain hook.I don't know where the human face is, but the green wave is still flowing eastward. "【Yan Shu "Qing Ping Le"】
This poem was originally written by Yan Shu for the separation of men and women.When I sang this word, I was thinking of Qi Langzhai.I know that even if I don't get a good name in this competition, it is already doomed to enter the palace.After all, I still have to leave this place.
Qi Langzhai is my home-like existence in this strange world. Even though it is only ten days, it seems that I have lived for a long time.Here are the lovely and strong Aunt Mei, the indifferent but kind-hearted Xue Niang, the elegant and noble Luo Chen, the smart and lively Xiao Xiang, and the peaceful and beautiful Qin Ning Xuan, a room filled with colorful lights and night pearls.Reluctant, but not qualified to speak out.I'm not really Xiaoya, I'm just a passer-by who happens to have the same name and surname as him who accidentally occupied his body.
Maybe I sang too emotionally, and there was still silence in the hall after the song was over.The tail of the water piano swayed in the air.My heart gradually returned to peace.I opened my eyes and looked at the people in the audience, and said slowly with the corners of my lips raised: "Xiaoya is so stupid, I made everyone laugh."
There was a chuckle from the jury, I was familiar with that voice, it was the woman in white from Yuyuan Pavilion.She got up and walked to me, and looked at the audience and applauded.The people in that hall seemed to have just come back to their senses, and they all clapped desperately while saying "yes".I leaned slightly back behind the curtain.Xiaoxiang hugged me very excitedly, and complained while crying: "Brother Xiaoya, you took off the hairpin again, you look down on me too much..." I raised my hand and patted his head, looked up at the standing The man behind him.
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