[System] The emperor can't do it

Tiansheng Dynasty. Shoukang Palace

Wen Xiaonian tremblingly looked at Her Highness the Empress Dowager who was sitting upright, and his heart twitched suddenly.

Judging from the information given to him by the heavens, this empress dowager is definitely not someone to be provoked. She will do whatever it takes to get the position. All the concubines who opposed him died. The only one who survived was the real mother of the emperor. My dear, but I was also forced to become a lunatic, and now I am lingering in the cold palace.

The queen mother in front of me is dressed in white clothes like snow, with a cinnabar mole on the corner of her eye. It is not an exaggeration to say that she is charming, but she does not look like a vicious character, especially for Wen Xiaonian, a superficial character who always only looks at people's faces. to say.

"Although the youngest son of the Long family is a bit arrogant, he is still a good queen. After all, such a person is simple-minded and easy to control. Your Majesty, don't you think so?"

The mind is simple and easy to control, Queen Mother, are you sure there is nothing wrong with this post-election method?Shouldn't the queen be virtuous and virtuous, with both talent and appearance?I thought so in my heart, but said in my mouth: "What the queen mother said is true, I will remember it."—Yes, this is the legendary sword of duplicity.

"Huh? Why are you so obedient today?" Shu Yilan looked at the emperor with some doubts. Doesn't the emperor usually like to talk back to him, why marrying a queen is like a different person.

"That's because I was ignorant before." Wen Xiaonian said modestly.

"Come on, I don't know what's going on in your heart. Seeing how obedient you are today, I'll let He Xiang serve you today, but don't play too much." Shu Yilan pursed her lips and smiled lightly, with a beautiful dimple on the corner of her mouth, and said with deep eyes.

What lotus is fragrant, I don't mean that, my lord queen mother!

Wen Xiaonian secretly complained about a certain system in his heart: "I will also time-travel when others time-travel, why should I transmigrate on the body of a big sex demon emperor?!"

Tian: "Unable to connect to the server."

Wen Xiaonian: "Don't pretend to be dead! The most important thing is why is this emperor so ugly!?"

Tian: "The system is busy... the emperor is not ugly, right?" Tian finally couldn't bear it and replied.

Wen Xiaonian: "Your sister, he's not ugly. If the emperor wasn't ugly, the pig would laugh. You give me back my jade-white skin &*%￥#*"

Tian: "Automatically block bad words." The system won the first round, and Wen Xiaonian was banned for 3 hours because of his rude words, so we will not see Wen Xiaonian and the system Mengmeng for the next 3 hours The conversation, in fact, the system is intentional, it must be intentional~

"I thank the Queen Mother for your kindness, but I have decided to change my mind and start a new life from now on. As the saying goes, money is not exchanged for a prodigal son. As for the matter of lotus fragrance, let's let it go."

Wen Xiaonian had a tragic face, like a strong man who was about to die generously, both tragic and strong.

"Oh——" Empress Dowager Shu Yilan's expression suddenly became inscrutable. He hurriedly followed the next sentence: "That's it."

Ni girl, labor-management thought Ni wanted to say something, but Ni just said something like this and it was gone. Shouldn’t Ni praise Lao-management’s idea of ​​being a new man? Could it be that seeing labor-management’s prodigal son turn back to Ni is very uncomfortable , Believe it or not, labor and capital split mud!

Audience: I don't believe it.

"Since you want to change your mind and start a new life, then start from the most basic. From tomorrow onwards, I will arrange for my master to start teaching you every day. I just hope that the emperor will not give up halfway." Shu Yilan probably didn't believe what the emperor said. of.

He didn't know how many times he had said the words "reform and change" to himself. Every time he said "reform and change one's mind" today, he would fall in love with some beauties tomorrow. Shu Yilan had already learned to be calm about such clumsy lies.

"Of course, I will do my best." Wen Xiaonian replied nonchalantly.

In his opinion, there is no difficulty in class. He has a magic weapon at his side and is afraid of failing in class. Whatever it is, the emperor's strategy for his grandson's art of war is a piece of cake.

It’s just that Wen Xiaonian still doesn’t realize that his tragedy started when he was in class. A few months later, he often howls at the moon with tears streaming down his face——I shouldn’t have timed back then, if I hadn’t timed time, I wouldn’t have Will come to this damned Tiansheng Dynasty, if I hadn't come to this damned Tiansheng Dynasty, I would never have met such a handsome man who shook the world, if I hadn't met this handsome man I wouldn't have fallen in love with him, if I hadn't fallen in love with him... crying.

Who is this handsome man who shakes the world and weeps ghosts and gods? Let’s not mention for the time being. Ni Meng only needs to know one thing, that is, he is very handsome, and he is so handsome that he shakes heaven and earth and weeps ghosts and gods... (brainwashed [-] times)

"Okay, I have to go to the cabinet to deal with political affairs today. If you have nothing else to do, go back first. After I make arrangements for my master, I will let him report to you."

Shu Yilan waved his onion-like hands at the emperor, Wen Xiaonian was so nympho drooling, he looked down at his own hands, it would be great if he had such hands, what a pity ~If Wen Xiaonian in the past could still compete with him, now he is simply far behind.

Just as Wen Xiaonian was walking back to his palace and lamenting his lost youth, he suddenly discovered something belatedly.

Did the Queen Mother just say that he was going to the cabinet to handle political affairs?

Shouldn't it be the emperor's task to deal with political affairs?Wen Xiaonian 囧囧 found out that he, the emperor, seemed to be emptied?

There must be nothing wrong with being ostracized, Wen Xiaonian confirmed his guess.

No wonder the emperor knows how to flirt with women all day long. It turns out that he has nothing else to do except flirt with flirts.

Wen Xiaonian expressed deep sympathy for the previous host of his body. It is not easy to be an emperor these days. Not only do you have to work hard to guard against brothers and sisters who seize power and usurp the throne, but you even have to guard against the queen mother. Ancient.

Thinking of this, Wen Xiaonian called up the information on the whole world that the system had given him just now, and read it carefully. After all, these materials are indispensable for him to survive in this world.

According to records, there are hundreds of countries like the Tiansheng Dynasty in this land.And there are a total of three superpowers in this land. Although the strength of the Tiansheng Dynasty is considered to be rich among the countries, it is still far behind the superpowers. If there is anything special about the Tiansheng Dynasty, That is, its geographical location is not generally superior. It is sandwiched between two superpowers and located in the golden trade zone. Anyone who wants to travel to and from a big country must pass through the Tiansheng Dynasty, so the Tiansheng Dynasty can be regarded as a powerful country.

However, it is an absolute law that there are no women in this dimension. You ask why, because this dimension is obtained from the mind of a corrupt female author, so absolutely no way for heterosexuals to survive!

Readers have to ask, how do men reproduce?

and so--

As we all know, the Tiansheng Dynasty was an empty dynasty. In the Tiansheng Dynasty, there were only men and no women, and men and women could have children.

What everyone doesn't know is that there are different types of men!

The man among men is commonly known as Xiao Gong, the woman among men is commonly known as Xiao Shou, and the one who will give birth to a baby is Xiao Shou. --So it is understandable for readers to say that this article is a fake BL.

Wen Xiaonian was originally an extremely comfortable man from the 21st century, but there are unpredictable circumstances and people have misfortunes, so he wore it.

Maybe the sky was punishing Wen Xiaonian, a scumbag, he actually dressed as a man among men, commonly known as Xiao Gong. --So the author said that this article is actually true BL.

Seeing this, Wen Xiaonian felt overwhelmed. Wrong, he even had the urge to spit out the food he ate yesterday!

You need to know who Wen Xiaonian is, the No. 1 shou of N City Wugong who knows everything and knows everything. He has been a shou since the first day he became gay, and he has never had an offense. The idea of ​​attacking, the idea of ​​attacking, and the preparations for attacking, let him do the attack all of a sudden, and he can't accept it psychologically.

What's more, Wen Xiaonian looked constipated. He saw the big childbirth task on the system interface, and it was the one that could not be undone and could not be skipped. Wen Xiaonian suddenly felt that the future was hopeless...

He really wants to pull the collar of Tian's clothes and yell at you, do you know what a pure zero is? Boys are your sisters, I don't have any feelings for those little feelings at all!

But he forgot that he had just been banned by the system for three hours, so his angry growls did not reach the ears of a certain system at all, and Wen Xiaonian's sad time-traveling life officially began since then.

Scatter flowers ~ Cheers ~

bump--

Wen Xiaonian, who was only paying attention to the information but not the road, was hit hard on the ground, rubbing the small bag on his forehead with tears in his eyes, Wen Xiaonian was about to cry, oh my god, why is he so unlucky!

This time the system named Tian didn't come out to make trouble again, but I felt even more sad for Mao Wen Xiaonian, even the system ignored him, how low his RP value is!

"Royal Brother"

A slightly exaggerated voice sounded in Wen Xiaonian's ears, and when he looked up, a young man with a handsome face but a little childish was looking at him with a smirk on his face.

Wen Xiaonian stood up silently with the support of the guards, and then slammed his head on the young man who called himself Emperor Brother.

Hmph—you will have to pay a price if you dare to bump into me!