Roommate is a lop-eared rabbit

When Jian You kicked the door angrily, he accidentally kicked off the pants hanging behind the door, and immediately fell to the ground so wet that he couldn't see it.

Fuck!

The anger was even greater.

Want to go out and beat up that idiot!

Fortunately, his trousers and underwear were originally hung together, but fortunately he put them on in advance, otherwise he would suffer together with his underwear.

It is absolutely impossible for him to ask Lu Shinian to help with his pants.

He wiped off the water stains on his body with a fire, put on his clothes and took a dry towel and changed clothes. After going out, he threw the clothes and the wet pair of pants into the washing machine.

Turning around and returning to the dormitory, he saw Lu Shinian leisurely leaning against the table playing with his phone.

A figure appeared from the corner of the eye, and Lu Shinian turned his head to look at him, his eyes swept from his half-dry hair to his pair of thin and white legs exposed under the hem of his overcoat.

"Nice legs." He whistled leisurely.

Jian You chooses to automatically block his dog barking.

Lu Shinian: "But, why don't you have leg hair?"

Jian You breaks through in a second: "It's up to you—"

Before he finished speaking, his waist suddenly tightened.

He was caught off guard by Lu Shinian, who wrapped his arm around his waist to prevent him from moving.

Lu Shinian completely ignored his struggle, as relaxed as hugging a doll.

Jian You braced his shoulders to distance himself from him, barking so much that one side of his canine teeth were exposed: "What the hell are you going crazy about! Let go of your paws!"

Lu Shinian measured his waist with his arm, raised his eyebrows and said, "Huh? Why is your waist so thin?"

Jian You was finally able to throw out the words that were interrupted just now: "None of your business!"

"Calm down, anger hurts the liver."

Lu Shinian rubbed his head with a smile, like stroking a cat: "Where are your ears?"

Jian You: "Cut it off!"

Lu Shinian regretfully stopped, and suddenly thought of something, and asked, "You only have ears? Do you have a tail?"

Jian You: "???"

Lu Shinian was really like a curious baby, reaching out to look for it while talking.

Jian You was stunned.

"You...get your dog's paws away! Don't fucking mess with me--boil!!!"

His eyes widened suddenly, and he pressed his wrist.

This idiot fucked his ass? ! !

"Not blanched, just touched."

Lu Shinian withdrew his hand, and looked at the popping ears on his head with satisfaction: "Look, isn't this here?"

Jian You was almost pissed off by him, she clenched her fist and aimed at his face and threw it hard, but unfortunately another attack failed without a doubt.

Lu Shinian wrapped his fist around his palm, and with the other hand, he used force to switch the positions of the two of them.

Jian You was picked up and sat on the table, he leaned slightly in front of him to support the edge of the table, holding his wrist to trap him in front of him.

Lu Shinian: "Sit down, I'll discuss something with you."

Jian You: "Can't sing! Can't dance! There's nothing to discuss! Let me go!"

Lu Shinian was taken aback, and couldn't help laughing: "What do you think I'm going to tell you? No kidding, this time it's really serious."

Jian You couldn't believe it: "You can have a fart business!"

Lu Shinian: "Why not? Let me ask you, has Professor Chen approached you several times to ask you to join an experimental group to help?"

Jian You was suspicious: "How do you know?"

Lu Shinian: "I am the leader of that group."

Jian You was silent for two seconds, then said coldly, "Oh, then what?"

Lu Shinian: "I sincerely invite you to join the group and do me a favor?"

Jian You turned away decisively: "If you don't help, get lost."

Lu Shinian raised his eyebrows: "It is said that you don't reach out to hit people with smiling faces, why don't you even give me a good face?"

Jian You couldn't help being irritable when facing him: "Your ancestor taught you to ask for help with this attitude?!"

The tabletop is cold and hard, and it's not summer, he thought it would be comfortable to sit on it without pants?

"beg?"

Lu Shinian expressed doubts about his wording, and corrected him: "You made a mistake, I'm not begging you."

Jian You's face sank: "Then what are you doing, threatening me?"

Lu Shinian: "Don't worry, I won't do such unqualified things as threats. We are equal, so I'm just negotiating a deal with you."

Jian You still didn't have a good face: "What deal?"

Lu Shinian: "Does your estrus last for a long time? It's intermittent, and it's uncomfortable without anyone's help."

Jian You: "Who told you that I was uncomfortable? If you mention a word of estrus again, believe it or not, I will beat you to death!"

Lu Shinian: "Sorry, it's Sichun."

Jian You: "Lu Shinian, I—"

"I'll help you."

Lu Shinian interrupted him: "I'm on call anytime, anywhere, do whatever you feel comfortable with, even if you ask me to take off my clothes and rub against you, I'll do it right, the condition is that you join the group to help me, how about it?"

Jian You: "..."

Jian You: "Don't make me look like a pervert."

The mouth is still stiff, but the tone has obviously loosened.

Of course, Lu Shinian saw his hesitation, and continued to coax: "Jian You, I already know your secret, and I'm the only one who can help you. You should think about it carefully. If you miss my village, you won't be able to go to another store." .”

Jian You frowned and didn't speak, he was thinking.

Lu Shinian smiled: "I heard that the small animal Sichun is easy to get sick if it is left alone for too long, at least cats, I don't know if your rabbits are the same."

He let go of Jian You's wrist, and instead pinched his jaw to force him to look at him, regretting: "So, if you don't agree, for the sake of your health, I can only send you to be sterilized."

"Damn it? What a fart, you are an idiot!"

Jian You snapped his hand open: "Put me down."

Lu Shinian: "Answer first, do you agree?"

"I know, I know! Why don't I go!"

Jian You couldn't bear it anymore and pushed him hard: "Let go, let me go down and put on my pants!"

"I'm getting fat, my family! Have you eaten yet? I also brought you the seafood porridge breakfast at the west door~"

As soon as Jian You finished yelling, Dai Liangliang rushed in with two big food bags in the next second.

Jian You trembled, Lu Shinian reacted very quickly, quickly grabbed the dry towel on the side and covered Jian You's head, and pressed his hands to cover his eye-catching big ears.

Dai Liangliang looked up and saw this bizarre scene, his happy expression gradually froze and turned into astonishment.

No, he read it right, right?

Brother Lu is drying someone's hair?

What's even more frightening is that the usual person who exploded on the spot would sit there obediently and let others touch his head? ?

so intimate? ? ?

"You... what are you doing?"

He was quite frightened, his jaw trembling and he opened his mouth, almost biting his tongue.

Lu Shinian looked calm: "Can't you tell, they're fighting."

Jian You stared at him, holding his wrist tightly with his right hand, regretting that he didn't have enough strength, otherwise he really wanted to break it.

"?"

Dai Liangliang's worldview was impacted: "I don't study much, so is this how I fight? No...why did your relationship become so... so smooth?"

"Okay."

Lu Shinian pressed Jian You's head, suddenly thought of something, and looked back at him: "By the way, what kind of porridge did you bring? Are there any carrots?"

Dai Liangliang: "Huh?"

With her head depressed, Jian You kicked him hard on the leg.

Dai Liangliang's eyes were attracted by this kick.

After taking a closer look, I realized that Jian You was not wearing pants!

"??!"

He opened his mouth, shook his fingers, and his expression gradually became dull: "Digging...you don't wear pants when fighting, you, you are like this..."

This scene was so shocking that there were countless adjectives crowded in his head in an instant. He was at a loss for words because of his large vocabulary, and he squeezed out a sentence in a daze:

"It's so sexy."