What about the good-for-nothing little celestial master?
Chapter 19 Being Reported 2
On a hot summer day, the sky turned white early, and the lights of the buildings in the distance gradually turned on. Occasionally, the sound of speeding cars could be heard inside the house.
When Tang Lingcha heard the knock on the door outside, she reluctantly opened her eyes and glanced out the window.
The sky outside the window, which was not yet completely white, showed a light blue color, as if a huge blue curtain was covering the sky. Of course, Tang Lingcha was not in the mood to look at the sky right now.
He's very depressed now, it's not yet full light, who has no eyesight and energy to knock on the door.
Even if you are in a hurry to buy incense, there is no reason to come to your door at five o'clock in the morning to buy it. Why is it that you are in a hurry to reincarnate.
Tang Lingcha suddenly covered his head with the quilt, but the voice would still come in through the quilt.
He was stuffed in the quilt, and the voice came from inside, and some voices were dull and irritable.
"Liu Shiyun."
Liu Shiyun floated over from the study next to him. Since Xiao Luo came, he could only live in the study. Fortunately, there was a cat in the study to accompany him.
Even if he doesn't want to, he can't help it. He can't beat either of these two people.
He stood still at the head of his bed, looking at the person wrapped in the quilt like a silkworm chrysalis.
"Hey, Brother Ling, you called me."
Tang Lingcha stretched out a hand from under the quilt, "Go, look, who is outside, I don't want to live so early in the morning."
"Okay, brother."
After Liu Shiyun finished speaking, he floated down from the upstairs directly, he walked out through the door, almost hugged each other with the person outside the door, and slammed on the brakes before barely missing him.
He stood aside and watched the man who was knocking on the door.
He had never met Zhao Yan, and he was not at home when he came during the day, so he didn't know what this man was here for.
No matter who it is, Tang Lingcha has spoken, so it's better to get him away first.
He was just about to make some noise to scare people away, when he heard a loud door opening from inside, and then went in again.
Upstairs, Tang Lingcha closed the door with a bang. The loud sound made it clear that he was quite angry about getting up. When he passed Xiao Luo's room, the door just opened.
Xiao Luo greeted him refreshedly.
"Morning."
Tang Lingcha replied listlessly, "This is truly early."
Seeing his unhappy expression, Xiao Luo couldn't help but smiled, and reached out to smooth the messy hair on his head.
"Whatever you want to eat, I will do it."
Tang Lingcha's mind was still not sober, looking at his actions thoughtfully, how could this feel so much like petting his cat.
Thinking that way in the brain, the answer has already been given in the mouth.
"It's all right."
Before Tang Lingcha could remember anything, Xiao Luo had already walked towards the kitchen.
"Okay, I'll go cook."
He watched his long legs quickly disappear around the corner.
Liu Shiyun looked at him standing upstairs in a daze, and asked in a low voice.
"Brother Ling, why is it so early?"
Tang Lingcha looked back at him, yawned, and walked downstairs.
"I have to be able to sleep, who is outside?"
Liu Shiyun shook his head.
"I don't know, it's a man."
This sentence has no useful value at all. Are there other genders besides male and female in this world?
Tang Lingcha opened the store door, and the person standing outside the door was the little policeman who wanted to fine him yesterday.
He didn't wear a police uniform today, but he looked much younger in sportswear.
Tang Lingcha looked him up and down, didn't invite anyone in, but leaned directly against the door and window, playing with his phone with one hand and fiddling with his hair with the other.
Zhao Yan looked at Tang Lingcha, and the morning wind brought some cool air in, making the person in front of him look more like a high-spirited young man, rather than a celestial master dealing with those inhumans.
He had seen many swindlers, and they all looked like heavenly masters than Tang Lingcha.
Tang Lingcha naturally knew what he meant by coming, but he didn't point it out himself, and joked, "Oh, comrade policeman, no way, they came to arrest me so early and put me in jail, but can you wait until I finish my breakfast? Hungry."
Zhao Yan knew that Tang Lingcha was talking to him on purpose, so he said, "I'm sorry, it was my fault yesterday, and I apologize to you."
Tang Lingcha couldn't stand others talking to him so rigidly.
He immediately waved his hands and said, "Don't, I can't bear it. I'm afraid that someone will put a big hat on me again. By the way, why aren't you wearing a police uniform today? I almost didn't recognize you."
Zhao Yan thought for a while and said, "After taking off the clothes, I am just an ordinary father now. There are some things that a policeman cannot do, but as a father I have to do it."
Tang Lingcha raised her eyebrows, "For example?"
"I want you to go and see my children."
"Do you want to see a doctor? See a doctor. I'm not a doctor."
Zhao Yan said, "The doctor can't solve it, so I can only come to the Heavenly Master."
Tang Ling teased, "Why, I believe that what I'm selling is not a fake talisman, so what about my reports?"
"Don't worry, I will give Tianshi an innocence after it is resolved."
Tang Lingcha frowned, "It's not too bad, come in."
Tang Lingcha asked him to come in after opening the door.
He was sitting on the sofa, and Zhao Yan was sitting opposite him.
Tang Lingcha slipped on her slippers and her feet were curled up on the sofa, looking like a naughty child.
He said, "I've seen it since you came along, there are evil spirits following you, you must believe it."
Zhao Yan looked at Tang Lingcha's appearance, and smiled, "If an old man with a beard told me this, I might still believe it, but it happened to come from a celestial master who was reported by countless people as a liar, and this Tianshi is good at everything, but he doesn't look like Tianshi, how can you make me believe it."
Tang Lingcha reached out and touched his non-existent beard.
"Looks like I'm going to make a beard sticker in the future, tell me what happened."
Tang Lingcha picked up the peanuts on the table and tossed them up, then received them accurately.
With contented mouth, he made a belching and pigeon-hopping sound.
"What happened to your son?"
Zhao Yan said, "My son was just born this year, and he is only five months old. When he was born, he was able to cry better than other children. At that time, we didn't care about it. We thought it was normal for children to cry, maybe It was because he was hungry, and as he grew up, we also discovered the problem. After he got a little older, he didn’t cry much, but he would cry for no reason at 12 o’clock in the middle of the night. We found several hospitals and said There is no problem, it is normal for a child to cry, but only we know that it is not normal at all, and there is no one who cries at one point in time."
Tang Lingcha probably also heard that the problem was with the child, that's why Zhao Yan was surrounded by those black auras.
He said, "I didn't go to someone who is a bit of a Taoist to have a look."
Zhao Yan said, "To be honest, I don't believe in these things."
Tang Lingcha leaned on the sofa behind her, "Then you still come to me."
He said, "I don't want to believe it, but I can't help but I don't believe it. It's strange to say that my son cries every night, but he stopped crying after putting the talisman you gave him last night. I thought you might Knowing the reason, I really can't wait to bother you so early, I'm really sorry."
After listening to Tang Lingcha, he said, "To be honest, it's not difficult, but it's not impossible for me to exorcise evil spirits, it's just that."
Zhao Yan asked, "Just what?"
Tang Lingcha leaned forward and approached him, and said, "You have to promise me one thing."
"whats the matter?"
"I'll tell you tomorrow, but don't worry, I'm just telling you, it's up to you whether you want to do it or not."
Zhao Yan nodded. He was afraid that Tang Lingcha would ask him to do something that violated the law.
"it is good."
Tang Lingcha stood up and stretched.
"Okay, we've made an agreement, but it's too early now, you go back first, and go at night if you want to get rid of evil spirits."
"Okay, then I'll go first, and I'll pick you up after get off work."
"Uh-huh."
After he left, Tang Lingcha knocked on the white vase on the table, and not long after, a woman's shadow floated out of the vase.
This is the female ghost that Tang Lingcha brought out from Feng Ziyou's old house.
"Tianshi, you are looking for me."
Tang Ling tea said, "Well, don't you want revenge, this is your chance."
The woman didn't understand, "What?"
"Who said that the police station is run by a private family, and the police station is the people's police station. I want to bring this little Yicheng under control."
....
At seven o'clock in the evening, Tang Lingcha and the others arrived at Zhao Yan's house.
Hearing the voices outside, Li Shuang came out of the bedroom with the child in her arms. She stayed at home distraught all day, and she calmed down a little when she heard her husband say that he brought him here.
She originally thought that the other party would be an old man with a gray beard, or at worst a middle-aged uncle.
Who would want to bring back two beautiful young men with red lips and white teeth, especially the one in front who looked like a movie star.
Zhao Yan knew what she was thinking, so he introduced first, "These two are the celestial masters I invited."
"This is my love, Li Shuang."
It was inconvenient for Li Shuang to hold the child in his hands, so she just nodded lightly, "Hello."
Tang Lingcha waved to her, "Hello."
After speaking, he glanced at the baby in his arms who was playing with his fingers with his eyes open.
He pressed his cheek, the baby's skin was soft, and Tang Lingcha felt a novel feeling when he touched his face.
"Hey, the little doll is so pretty, she just looks like Madam."
Li Shuang smiled, "Really, I wish he would be more like his father."
Tang Lingcha looked at the little baby, "Can I hug you?"
"of course."
Li Shuang carried the child to Tang Lingcha, who took it carefully.
The child didn't recognize his birth, so he looked at him with his eyes open.
Tang Lingcha teased him, and he giggled.
"Hahahaha."
He coaxed leisurely, but he didn't expect the baby to fall asleep in his arms.
Xiao Luo had already walked around the room and came out.
Tang Lingcha asked, "How is it? What did you find?"
Xiao Luo said, "There is nothing abnormal now, but traces of evil spirits can be seen everywhere in the house, it has not been here for a day or two."
Upon hearing this, Li Shuang asked anxiously, "Then what should we do?"
Tang Ling tea said, "It's easy, wait for him to come."
"Since the child cries every night at 12 o'clock, he will naturally come every day. We can just wait for him, but don't worry too much. It shouldn't have any malicious intentions, otherwise such a little doll can't stand it long ago. "
Zhao Yan said, "That's good."
When Tang Lingcha heard the knock on the door outside, she reluctantly opened her eyes and glanced out the window.
The sky outside the window, which was not yet completely white, showed a light blue color, as if a huge blue curtain was covering the sky. Of course, Tang Lingcha was not in the mood to look at the sky right now.
He's very depressed now, it's not yet full light, who has no eyesight and energy to knock on the door.
Even if you are in a hurry to buy incense, there is no reason to come to your door at five o'clock in the morning to buy it. Why is it that you are in a hurry to reincarnate.
Tang Lingcha suddenly covered his head with the quilt, but the voice would still come in through the quilt.
He was stuffed in the quilt, and the voice came from inside, and some voices were dull and irritable.
"Liu Shiyun."
Liu Shiyun floated over from the study next to him. Since Xiao Luo came, he could only live in the study. Fortunately, there was a cat in the study to accompany him.
Even if he doesn't want to, he can't help it. He can't beat either of these two people.
He stood still at the head of his bed, looking at the person wrapped in the quilt like a silkworm chrysalis.
"Hey, Brother Ling, you called me."
Tang Lingcha stretched out a hand from under the quilt, "Go, look, who is outside, I don't want to live so early in the morning."
"Okay, brother."
After Liu Shiyun finished speaking, he floated down from the upstairs directly, he walked out through the door, almost hugged each other with the person outside the door, and slammed on the brakes before barely missing him.
He stood aside and watched the man who was knocking on the door.
He had never met Zhao Yan, and he was not at home when he came during the day, so he didn't know what this man was here for.
No matter who it is, Tang Lingcha has spoken, so it's better to get him away first.
He was just about to make some noise to scare people away, when he heard a loud door opening from inside, and then went in again.
Upstairs, Tang Lingcha closed the door with a bang. The loud sound made it clear that he was quite angry about getting up. When he passed Xiao Luo's room, the door just opened.
Xiao Luo greeted him refreshedly.
"Morning."
Tang Lingcha replied listlessly, "This is truly early."
Seeing his unhappy expression, Xiao Luo couldn't help but smiled, and reached out to smooth the messy hair on his head.
"Whatever you want to eat, I will do it."
Tang Lingcha's mind was still not sober, looking at his actions thoughtfully, how could this feel so much like petting his cat.
Thinking that way in the brain, the answer has already been given in the mouth.
"It's all right."
Before Tang Lingcha could remember anything, Xiao Luo had already walked towards the kitchen.
"Okay, I'll go cook."
He watched his long legs quickly disappear around the corner.
Liu Shiyun looked at him standing upstairs in a daze, and asked in a low voice.
"Brother Ling, why is it so early?"
Tang Lingcha looked back at him, yawned, and walked downstairs.
"I have to be able to sleep, who is outside?"
Liu Shiyun shook his head.
"I don't know, it's a man."
This sentence has no useful value at all. Are there other genders besides male and female in this world?
Tang Lingcha opened the store door, and the person standing outside the door was the little policeman who wanted to fine him yesterday.
He didn't wear a police uniform today, but he looked much younger in sportswear.
Tang Lingcha looked him up and down, didn't invite anyone in, but leaned directly against the door and window, playing with his phone with one hand and fiddling with his hair with the other.
Zhao Yan looked at Tang Lingcha, and the morning wind brought some cool air in, making the person in front of him look more like a high-spirited young man, rather than a celestial master dealing with those inhumans.
He had seen many swindlers, and they all looked like heavenly masters than Tang Lingcha.
Tang Lingcha naturally knew what he meant by coming, but he didn't point it out himself, and joked, "Oh, comrade policeman, no way, they came to arrest me so early and put me in jail, but can you wait until I finish my breakfast? Hungry."
Zhao Yan knew that Tang Lingcha was talking to him on purpose, so he said, "I'm sorry, it was my fault yesterday, and I apologize to you."
Tang Lingcha couldn't stand others talking to him so rigidly.
He immediately waved his hands and said, "Don't, I can't bear it. I'm afraid that someone will put a big hat on me again. By the way, why aren't you wearing a police uniform today? I almost didn't recognize you."
Zhao Yan thought for a while and said, "After taking off the clothes, I am just an ordinary father now. There are some things that a policeman cannot do, but as a father I have to do it."
Tang Lingcha raised her eyebrows, "For example?"
"I want you to go and see my children."
"Do you want to see a doctor? See a doctor. I'm not a doctor."
Zhao Yan said, "The doctor can't solve it, so I can only come to the Heavenly Master."
Tang Ling teased, "Why, I believe that what I'm selling is not a fake talisman, so what about my reports?"
"Don't worry, I will give Tianshi an innocence after it is resolved."
Tang Lingcha frowned, "It's not too bad, come in."
Tang Lingcha asked him to come in after opening the door.
He was sitting on the sofa, and Zhao Yan was sitting opposite him.
Tang Lingcha slipped on her slippers and her feet were curled up on the sofa, looking like a naughty child.
He said, "I've seen it since you came along, there are evil spirits following you, you must believe it."
Zhao Yan looked at Tang Lingcha's appearance, and smiled, "If an old man with a beard told me this, I might still believe it, but it happened to come from a celestial master who was reported by countless people as a liar, and this Tianshi is good at everything, but he doesn't look like Tianshi, how can you make me believe it."
Tang Lingcha reached out and touched his non-existent beard.
"Looks like I'm going to make a beard sticker in the future, tell me what happened."
Tang Lingcha picked up the peanuts on the table and tossed them up, then received them accurately.
With contented mouth, he made a belching and pigeon-hopping sound.
"What happened to your son?"
Zhao Yan said, "My son was just born this year, and he is only five months old. When he was born, he was able to cry better than other children. At that time, we didn't care about it. We thought it was normal for children to cry, maybe It was because he was hungry, and as he grew up, we also discovered the problem. After he got a little older, he didn’t cry much, but he would cry for no reason at 12 o’clock in the middle of the night. We found several hospitals and said There is no problem, it is normal for a child to cry, but only we know that it is not normal at all, and there is no one who cries at one point in time."
Tang Lingcha probably also heard that the problem was with the child, that's why Zhao Yan was surrounded by those black auras.
He said, "I didn't go to someone who is a bit of a Taoist to have a look."
Zhao Yan said, "To be honest, I don't believe in these things."
Tang Lingcha leaned on the sofa behind her, "Then you still come to me."
He said, "I don't want to believe it, but I can't help but I don't believe it. It's strange to say that my son cries every night, but he stopped crying after putting the talisman you gave him last night. I thought you might Knowing the reason, I really can't wait to bother you so early, I'm really sorry."
After listening to Tang Lingcha, he said, "To be honest, it's not difficult, but it's not impossible for me to exorcise evil spirits, it's just that."
Zhao Yan asked, "Just what?"
Tang Lingcha leaned forward and approached him, and said, "You have to promise me one thing."
"whats the matter?"
"I'll tell you tomorrow, but don't worry, I'm just telling you, it's up to you whether you want to do it or not."
Zhao Yan nodded. He was afraid that Tang Lingcha would ask him to do something that violated the law.
"it is good."
Tang Lingcha stood up and stretched.
"Okay, we've made an agreement, but it's too early now, you go back first, and go at night if you want to get rid of evil spirits."
"Okay, then I'll go first, and I'll pick you up after get off work."
"Uh-huh."
After he left, Tang Lingcha knocked on the white vase on the table, and not long after, a woman's shadow floated out of the vase.
This is the female ghost that Tang Lingcha brought out from Feng Ziyou's old house.
"Tianshi, you are looking for me."
Tang Ling tea said, "Well, don't you want revenge, this is your chance."
The woman didn't understand, "What?"
"Who said that the police station is run by a private family, and the police station is the people's police station. I want to bring this little Yicheng under control."
....
At seven o'clock in the evening, Tang Lingcha and the others arrived at Zhao Yan's house.
Hearing the voices outside, Li Shuang came out of the bedroom with the child in her arms. She stayed at home distraught all day, and she calmed down a little when she heard her husband say that he brought him here.
She originally thought that the other party would be an old man with a gray beard, or at worst a middle-aged uncle.
Who would want to bring back two beautiful young men with red lips and white teeth, especially the one in front who looked like a movie star.
Zhao Yan knew what she was thinking, so he introduced first, "These two are the celestial masters I invited."
"This is my love, Li Shuang."
It was inconvenient for Li Shuang to hold the child in his hands, so she just nodded lightly, "Hello."
Tang Lingcha waved to her, "Hello."
After speaking, he glanced at the baby in his arms who was playing with his fingers with his eyes open.
He pressed his cheek, the baby's skin was soft, and Tang Lingcha felt a novel feeling when he touched his face.
"Hey, the little doll is so pretty, she just looks like Madam."
Li Shuang smiled, "Really, I wish he would be more like his father."
Tang Lingcha looked at the little baby, "Can I hug you?"
"of course."
Li Shuang carried the child to Tang Lingcha, who took it carefully.
The child didn't recognize his birth, so he looked at him with his eyes open.
Tang Lingcha teased him, and he giggled.
"Hahahaha."
He coaxed leisurely, but he didn't expect the baby to fall asleep in his arms.
Xiao Luo had already walked around the room and came out.
Tang Lingcha asked, "How is it? What did you find?"
Xiao Luo said, "There is nothing abnormal now, but traces of evil spirits can be seen everywhere in the house, it has not been here for a day or two."
Upon hearing this, Li Shuang asked anxiously, "Then what should we do?"
Tang Ling tea said, "It's easy, wait for him to come."
"Since the child cries every night at 12 o'clock, he will naturally come every day. We can just wait for him, but don't worry too much. It shouldn't have any malicious intentions, otherwise such a little doll can't stand it long ago. "
Zhao Yan said, "That's good."
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