Dazai always points the wrong skill points

-"boom!"

- "Gulu Gulu—"

-"boom!"

The small figure slammed into the wall hard. It seemed that he was hit hard. He was thrown out and hit the opposite wall. His body was bounced again before he fell to the ground and stopped all movements. He really looked like an orange. ball.

Yes, little oranges.

Just now, Zhong also threw Bai Zai out of the door forcefully, and he also rushed towards the gradually closing door with a stride, and the result was a "boom", his head hit the wall hard, and the wall was even chiseled by him. There was a gap, but he never got home in time.

At this time, he is still in hell.

Zhongya was knocked to the ground by the impact, he hit the wall on the other side and fell to the ground, his hat rolled to the side with a "crash", and Zhongya cursed: "Go to hell!" After that, he pressed his knees and took it off. Tone...

Fortunately, Osamu Dazai was successfully thrown back by him.

That nasty, dragging Osamu Dazai.

"Whoosh-"

Chuya gasped for breath twice, and then remembered that Osamu Dazai still had a piece of chalk. The place where the door was just opened would definitely open a dog hole to pull him back later. He believed that Osamu Dazai was boring, so he didn’t have to. Worry.

So Chuya sat cross-legged on the ground and waited.He picked up his hat and fanned it. After waiting for a long time, he did not see Bai Zai opening the door to pick him up.

what the hell?

No matter how powerful he is, it is impossible to break through the space between hell and the human world. If Bai Zai doesn't come to pick him up, wouldn't he be trapped to death in this disgusting, crappy place?

Zhong also didn't want to be alone with that big eyeball inside!

"Hey! Dazai, you can't draw doors anymore?"

Chuya yelled fiercely into the communicator, thinking why didn't Osamu Dazai even draw a dog hole for him?

However, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's voice quickly came through the communication: "Mr. Chuya..."

"?"

"The chalk is broken."

Akutagawa said.

"what?"

Chuya's mind was running wildly for a while, he thought... If the chalk was broken, wouldn't it be impossible to draw the door?No wonder Bai Zai didn't open the door to pick him up. It turned out that there was no chalk left.

In that case... would he not be able to go back?

Zhong also sat on the ground thinking...

He can't see Dazai?

He can't see Dazai...

……

go to hell!How can there be such a good thing?Maybe Bai Zai will appear in front of him in a while, reach out to him, and then say something to him...

-"Short, you're thinking about me, aren't you?"

Yes, that's the sentence.

Look, Chuya is hallucinating, this voice seems to be right next to his ear at this moment, it is too real.

- "Short?"

……

-"Little dwarf, don't think about it! Aren't I here all the time?"

Then, Zhong was pulled up from the ground forcibly by his arms, and when he raised his head, he was dragged into that familiar embrace. He was hugged tightly, and he was even a little out of breath.

"Zhongye."

"...Tai, Dazai?"

"It's me, my little dwarf."

……

"How is this possible? ! 』

"Fortunately, Chuya has been thinking about me just now, so I can hear the call from Chuya's heart, so I came." Bai Zai smiled "hehe", he hugged Zhongya tightly, as if he was also scared No, he was naturally afraid that he would never be able to pull Chuuya out of hell again, in that case...

No, he will never accept losing, he must not lose.

"Dazai, you..." Yes, Chuya remembered, the two of them have a skill, which is his "dependence", as long as he thinks about Dazai, he can call Dazai to his side, no matter where he is.

but……

Zhong also quickly pushed Bai Zai's head away, he looked around a few times, and after confirming that he didn't see any chalk doors, he suddenly kicked Bai Zai angrily.Even though he missed the kick, he still pointed at Bai Jae angrily and asked repeatedly: "You are crazy! Why did you accept my call? What is the use of you coming here? Can you stay with me in this crappy place and never get out?" ?!"

"..."

Bai Zai knew that Zhong would be angry, and he was also fierce when he was hit, so naturally he was not angry.But he was still afraid of being beaten, so he naturally cut back the "Disqualification in the World", added the "soft" special effect, stretched his arms to Zhongye again, and sealed Zhongye in his arms.

"Hey, don't come here! I'm asking you something!"

Zhong Ye was really angry, he finally pushed Bai Zai out, but this idiot actually rushed in by himself!Doesn't this mean that all the previous efforts were in vain?If no one is left behind, what about the outside world?

"If you do this, we are all locked up in this broken place, so who else can do the mission outside?!"

"Mission? Heh, why should I do the mission?"

"?"

Bai Zai also licked his ears sideways in the middle, and then continued: "You think that I usually run around with you because of the mission?"

"..."

Zhong also lowered his head, the back of his head was pressed firmly by Bai Zai, his eyes were full of the dark white of Bai Zai's clothes, the shadow cast made Bai Zai's white clothes also reveal a little bit strange.

"Oh, I'm only for you, little man."

"... Dazai."

"That is to say, the outside world has nothing to do with me. As long as you are here, I am here. As long as you are here, my world is still here."

As Bai Zai said, his arm exerted strength again, pulling Zhong Ye into his arms...

Even his breath seemed content.

"Then, do we really want to stay here..." Zhong Ye still felt that this was inappropriate: "Many things outside have not been resolved yet!"

"Zhongye, don't you think about your own feelings except when you think about red wine?" Bai Zai said to the point: "Can't you think about your own situation?"

"..."

"Zhongye."

"It's all bound by your side, can there be... a worse situation than this?"

Zhong also asked with a smile.

Then, the two were silent for a long time, and after a long time, Bai Zai also laughed out loud: "That's right, my little man."

Bai Zai tightened his arms again, Zhong Ye was almost suffocated by Bai Zai!

But soon, Bai Zai still let go of Zhongya, because he said: "Ah, Zhongya must be hungry, right?"

"Huh?... No, I'm not, I'm not hungry."

Chuya had eaten so many strange things made by the leader Zai himself before, how could he be hungry?

But Bai Zai still pulled him forward: "I knew you were hungry, let's go, let's go eat something."

"Huh? Eat?!"

I just hope it's not what I think.

"Yeah, eat, isn't there a big table of delicious food?" Bai Zai was talking about the tempting food on the monster's table!

"?? You're crazy! God Pan told the elf to tell us again and again that we can't eat those things!" In Zhong Ye's eyes, Bai Zai was clearly crazy, and he was looking for his own death!

But now they have walked back to the lobby step by step, and Zhongye was dragged to the table by Bai Zai, and they saw so many delicious dishes again, which are all rich food that is not available in the world.

"You..." Zhong didn't understand, Bai Zai was not so hungry, and neither of them was obviously someone who would be tempted by delicious food.

He only heard Bai Zai laughing, he raised his arm to hold Zhong Ya's shoulder, Zhong Ya was turned around by Bai Zai, and the two looked at each other face to face, even though they were just looking at each other normally, it looked like they were looking at each other affectionately.

Zhongye saw Baizai bent down to look at him, and there was an absolutely gentle smile on that fish face: "It's normal for people to have desires, Zhongye. This forbidden fruit is good, why can't we eat it? I You just want to eat it, and you just want to blaspheme your little god."

"...?"

Zhong also didn't understand Bai Zai's intention, but Bai Zai stretched his arms in the next second, and this guy's bony fingers picked up a grape from the plate on the table, and then stuffed it into Zhong Ye's mouth.Nakaya Beibai's front teeth gently bit the grape together, holding it like a bunny, but he didn't bite the grape's skin too hard.

Then, both of Bai Zai's hands were retracted again, he cupped Zhongya's chin, forcing Zhongya to look into his own eyes.The two looked at each other, carefully examining each other's eyebrows.

Until now, Zhongya has been holding that big grape in his mouth.

"Sweet, my little dwarf."

After Bai Zai finished speaking, he kissed him. He stuck his tongue towards the grape in Zhongye's mouth, and the two chased each other like this, playing hide-and-seek in Zhongye's mouth.Then, whoever used a little bit of strength, the grape in Chuya's mouth was bitten, and they both inhaled the deadly aroma of the grape.

Bai Zai really loves it to death.

The same is true in China.

However, at this moment, the monster on the other side of the table suddenly moved.His slightly moving fingers are like scissors, or like ten chicken feet. In short, they are very long and skinny, which makes people feel frightened when they look at them.

Then, the two hands of the monster slowly groped towards the eyes on the plate. He tried for a while, and then embedded the two eyes in the center of his palm.

An unexpected thing followed, the monster actually held up two palms to act as his own eyes, stretched his five fingers, and supported them directly on both sides of his head, he saw the two Taizhong who were kissing!

But at this time, the kiss between Zhongya and Baekzai had ended, they distanced themselves from each other, and Zhongya's hazy eyes were slightly lost due to suffocation.

Compared to Zhongye's dazed look, Baizai's face was full of secret joy, he spit out the grape skin in his mouth with a "poof", and gently wiped away the sticky stain on Zhongye's lips with his fingers: " This grape is really unpalatable, Zhong Ye."

In fact, Zhong Ye didn't know what Bai Zai was talking about, after all, he was still suffering from lack of oxygen.But out of natural recognition of all the words of Osamu Dazai, Chuya still nodded, imperceptibly agreeing with Baizai's words.

And when he heard the conversation between the two, the monster was obviously taken aback, did he make a mistake?Eating other people's rations, but also saying that other people's food is unpalatable! !

Then, the monster "rourou" ran towards the two of Taizhong, this monster is a man-eating monster!

"Chuya, it's time to work."

"?"

When Zhong Ye's body was pushed by Bai Zai, he saw the monster running towards him!

Subconsciously activated the ability, Chuya easily overturned the monster to the ground.

In fact, this monster is also quite bluffing. He just looks a little scary and moves faster, but he only relies on physical output and has no actual strength.So Zhongye pushed it casually, and the monster fell to the ground, unable to move.

Is this hell?

Not as powerful as those supernatural beings!

"Go on and sleep!"

Zhong Ye casually slapped the monster's eyes back on the plate. The monster had never seen such a powerful human being before, so he quickly fumbled to put his eyes away, turned around and left the lobby.

"..."

"Isn't it right for us to do this?" Zhong also looked at the back of the monster. Is this the boss that caused many audiences to have nightmares in the movie?

"Well, eat him, beat him, and drive him away." Bai Zai said shaking his head and sighing: "But it's for his own good, after all, he can't watch the next thing."

"?"

Zhong didn't react, and there was a whirlwind in front of his eyes.

By the time he understood what had happened, he had already been pushed down by Bai Zai on the long table full of delicacies.

"..."

Zhong Ye stared at the big white fish above him with wide eyes, and he was stunned for a long time before he understood: "Are you crazy? Where is this? What are you doing?"

"It's because we can't get out. Since we can't get out...we can't stop doing this for the rest of our lives, right? Zhong Ye." Bai Zai said, and actually took out his wallet from his pocket. apple.Then, Bai Zai stretched out a hand, he stuck Nakaya's chin and pinched it lightly: "Shhh...you just need to know that we have to steal this forbidden fruit, only in this way can we gain wisdom."

"Huh? Hey you—"

Before Chuya could finish speaking, his mouth was blocked by Apple, which completely blocked all the words he was going to say afterwards.

But at this time, Bai Zai whispered in his ear again: "Zhong Ye, don't talk, just enjoy."

"?"

"Don't bite into this apple~ Otherwise, you will be punished."

"Woo, ha... woo!"

Osamu Dazai, he is a pile driver who can change four different modes!

Zhong also has the heart to cry.

Yes, Bai Zai can satisfy him, and he will shed physical tears of extreme happiness after a while.

-

The last bite of apple was broken, and Chuya received the punishment he deserved. --postscript.

At some point, all the delicious food on the table rolled to the ground, only his body was covered with red wine and wrapped in a Baizai coat lying quietly on his side. He could no longer wear his own clothes, so at this time he Without an inch of clothing, he can only rely on Bai Zai's overcoat to cover his body.This shows how fierce the battle between the two was just now.

And Bai Zai was leaning against the table to smoke. When the smoke circle rose from the flames and flew into the air, it turned into the posture that Zhongya was lying on his side at this time. Bai Zai felt that he was hallucinating when he saw it. Unbearable pain again, then he stood up again with a cigarette in his mouth, and climbed onto the table again...

In this hell, they have no concept of time, and they only know that when they wake up, their bodies are sticky.Just now Osamu Dazai poured wine and placed fruits on him, as if treating him as the most delicious food.

No wonder Osamu Dazai feels that everything he sees tastes bad now, so in Dazai's heart, naturally everything tastes good without taste.

"Chuya~ you're awake."

Bai Zai smiled and helped Zhongya up from the table, Zhongya sighed, and put on Bai Zai's coat casually.

No need to wear it, he doesn't want to go out naked.

"Tell me, how do we go home now." Chuya half-closed his eyelids and asked.

"? Zhong is also saying, I can't go out." Bai Zai pretended to be innocent, and he even looked at a loss.

But Zhongye laughed, "Come on, dead mackerel." Zhongye paused for a few seconds before saying, "You can't stay here, you won't do anything uncertain."

How much he knew Dazai Osamu.

"No matter what time, you will have a way." Chuya tugged on the baggy clothes on his body, he knew that Osamu Dazai wanted to have a few rounds with him here from the very beginning, after all, this place represents the level of desire.

Bai Zai propped his arms on Zhongye's side. He bent his neck and looked at Zhongye's eyebrows and eyes carefully. After that, he laughed and nodded slightly: "Zhongye, do you still remember the title we upgraded before?"

"?"

Zhong also thought about it, and he remembered.

After the last mission, Osamu Dazai's title was upgraded to "Profane·Nightmare·Snake", and his title was upgraded to "Original Sin·Forbidden Fruit·Orange Candy·Knowing Good and Evil".

Could it be that the way they escaped from hell this time is to use these two newly upgraded skills?

Seemingly enjoying his blank expression, Bai Zai even laughed out loud and helped him off the table.

When Zhong Ye's legs landed on the ground, he couldn't help but soften, his legs and feet were numb, and even his muscles didn't seem to belong to him at all.

"...Mackerel." Zhong also sighed weakly: "I knew you hated me."

"How could it be?" Bai Zai grinned with a "hehe" smile, then he really fell in love with it.

I don't believe it.

But soon, his palm was held by Bai Zai. When Bai Zai led him to the wall, Bai Zai actually lifted one of his fingers, and Bai Zai gently pressed that finger against the wall. , The fingers of the two went to the wall together.

"What are you doing?"

Zhongye's fingertips were tightly pressed against the wall, he took a deep breath, not knowing what Baizai meant.

"I am a snake from hell, and I know good and evil while leading."

He could only hear Bai Zai blowing hot air in his ear like a devil. At the same time, Bai Zai guided Zhong Ye's fingers to move slowly on the wall, and Zhong Ye's fingertips actually drew pictures on the wall. opened the door? !

"Eh?"

Chuya's eyes gradually widened, because he was surprised to find that the traces drawn by his fingertips actually formed a crack in the door, until finally, he actually drew a door with his bare hands! !

This……

"Zhongye, as long as we are together, there is nothing we can't do." Bai Zai said, and raised Zhongye's other fingers. What's the matter, he suddenly unconsciously leaned the back of his head against Bai Zai's neck, as if he couldn't restrain his behavior at all, completely like a cat, rubbing against Bai Zai's body, this movement is too cute to bear!

The skin was swept by Nakaya's orange-red curly hair, and Baekzai began to swell and ache again.

"hateful!"

Bai Zai cursed secretly, and he pushed open the stone door forcefully with Nakaya's fingers, and the office of the Armed Detective Agency came into view immediately.

With a sound of "whoosh", Bai Zai pushed Zhong Ye out of the door without even thinking about it, and the door behind him disappeared without a trace after the two of them passed through.

"Eh?"

When I saw other people clearly, everyone was staring at him at the door. Everyone had obviously been waiting for a long time. It seemed that they didn't know what happened in hell just now. They only knew that Bai Zai turned off all the communicators again. They were so impatient that they almost chiseled the room!

But now both of them appeared in front of them, it's just...

Why does Zhong Ye look a little embarrassed?

"Is that monster hard to fight?" Kenji Miyazawa was probably the only one who dared to ask, "Mr. Chuya, why did you lose all your clothes?"

"..."

"You stinky kid!" Zhongye's eyes burst into flames, but Bai Zai would not give him this chance, after all Bai Zai was still swollen.

"Monsters are a bit difficult to fight. Zhongye and I will go back and rest for a while. Let's talk about it tomorrow."

After Bai Zai finished speaking, he pulled Zhongya to the lounge. Even if Zhongya was showing his teeth and claws, ordinary people couldn't pull him back.

Who cares, they have eaten the forbidden fruit several times anyway.

"Are you committing suicide too?!"

When he was also thrown into the bed sheet by Bai Zai, he was really afraid that one day Dazai Osamu would really die on his body.

But Bai Zai said, "That's right, I'm just dying for love."

"..."

That's right, if this continues, he will surely die one step ahead of Osamu Dazai!

Osamu Dazai!Stinking rogue.

But Chuuya is actually very addicted, isn't he?

-

Between chaos...

- "Chuya-kun, have you really decided?"

-"Yes."

- "Does Dazai know about this?"

- "Why should he know?"

- "..."

-"The subordinates will do their best to defend Yokohama and the leader at all costs."

- "Osamu Dazai must know about this, Chuya."

- "..."

What about him... Dazai Osamu doesn't know?

Zhong Ye was in a dream, and couldn't remember anything.

The author has something to say:

[Is there something he doesn't know? 】

Buteizai: For example, did Nakaya wear inner height increase?

Hei Shizai: Even if he wears a ten-centimeter booster pad, it is only 1.7 meters.

Bai Zai: ... Sigh.

Chief Zai: Just make him angry, and I will catch the fisherman.

Chuya: Dead mackerel, see if I don’t kill you! ! !

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