Dazai always points the wrong skill points

Anyone who has watched "Alien Awakening" knows... Those who have not seen it can also imagine that the little alien in the movie was very cute at first, he was shaped like a leaf, and then he grew up a little... He It can turn into a small sapling according to human preferences.

It's so cute, it's really cute.

But the older he gets, the more he starts to look good.The shape is like a lump of transparent meat, and it looks like a piece of transparent starfish, but it is actually very cute.

But all evils come from his wake-up energy. When he was asleep, he was forcibly awakened by humans, and then he began to devour creatures to become bigger and stronger.

So how scary is he?

In fact, he is a bit like a squid in color and shape, and he has his own eyes and a mouth full of sharp teeth.But he is also very like a kite, the fluttering wings can be fully extended to wrap the creature tightly...

After that, all the blood and nutrients in the human body will be devoured by him.

So he just got bigger.

But now this guy, he is hugging Chuya tightly.

Zhong also felt that both of his eyes were empty. Of course, he was not attacked by this alien, but this thing is too sticky!

Like Dazai.

"He's afraid of fire!" Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai suddenly said when he saw this situation: "Chuya, quickly buy a spray/□□ from my 'black shop'!"

He's already using lemons as fuel!

"Be normal to me!"

Seeing that Osamu Dazai started to eat lemons again, Chuya waved him away speechlessly, but in the next second Osamu Dazai came forward again with his own 400 "speed".Osamu Dazai saw that he really couldn't get rid of this alien, so he could only...

Hug Chuya with Alien!

Anyway, he doesn't care, China is his! !

"Hey, you guys are enough..." Nakaya slowly closed his eyes, he was almost annoyed by Osamu Dazai and the alien clinging to him!So he had to issue an ultimatum: "If you don't let me go... then get out!"

When Nakaya suddenly opened his eyes, the alien seemed to have a premonition, and he dodged away from Nakaya with a "bass", but Dazai Osamu was not so flexible, he was directly thrown to the ground by Nakaya !

"Bang bang bang-"

Just hearing Osamu Dazai rolling around on the ground like a yo-yo, everyone followed Dazai's movement and zoomed their shoulders. Looking at it, they all felt that Osamu Dazai was really...

It's time to live!

"Chuya~ how could you treat me like this?" When Osamu Dazai pouted under the table, he raised his head to look at Chuya's face, and the next moment he whispered recklessly: "It wasn't last night, you cried and begged It's time for me to 'don't-'

When Osamu Dazai was kicked away by Chuya, he didn't realize what he said was wrong, he was obviously just repeating the facts.

"call--"

At this moment, Nakaya finally felt that the roots of his ears were quiet, he patted his chest, it seemed that he was not pissed off by Osamu Dazai.

But when he turned his head, what he saw was the fully stretched alien shape, which was floating beside him at this time, with all the "wings" stretched out, there was an inexplicable sense of beauty, like the most beautiful alien from space?

This……

But no matter how good-looking the alien was, Zhong didn't notice it at all, because he only had one thing in his mind right now, so he said: "Your boy is bigger and taller than me! You still look like a child Why are you so clinging to me?!"

"Whoosh-"

So the alien naturally shrunk back again, as if he was afraid that he would be hit in the middle.

"Ugh."

Zhong couldn't help taking a deep breath, he suddenly felt that his whole body was not well.

Especially when the alien was turning around around him, even a little flattering, he was even worse.

"What are you doing? This is not something you can please, he is my dog! Dogs can't keep dogs, do you understand? He can only be my pet!"

Osamu Dazai, who came back at some time, actually pointed at the alien, and the alien shrank from being pointed at by Dazai, apparently he regarded Osamu Dazai as "father"! !

Can Akutagawa allow this?He will never agree!

So when Akutagawa stepped forward, his "Rashomon" was ready to go!

"Hey, Akutagawa!"

Chuya didn't even have time to stop it, and saw the alien stretching its "wings" again, this is the stance of going to war with Akutagawa!

"Enough! You stop for me too! And you—"

Nakaya immediately stepped in front of the two of them, he stopped the alien with one hand, and slapped Akutagawa's "Rashomon" back with the other, with only one sentence on his face - go to hell!

But facing these children, he didn't want to get angry, so he transferred this anger to Osamu Dazai: "It's all because of you!"

"?" Osamu Dazai was wronged again: "Flying snow in June, there must be a strange injustice! What does this have to do with me? Isn't it because Chuya's charm value is too strong? You just brought me a little alien back !"

"Who did you say got it for you?"

"Who did it if you didn't?"

The two fought again, this time they didn't have to stop the fight, they started arguing first!

"Oh, Dazai, it seems...you don't want this marriage anymore."

However, just because of Rimbaud's words, Osamu Dazai immediately shut up. Even if he likes to die, he still doesn't know the majesty of his mother's family.

Nakaya let out a "tow", and turned to look at the big alien, which was almost as big as Osamu Dazai!

giant!

go to hell!

Zhong also rolled his eyes and sighed, and finally he could only say: "Hey, he seems to have a name in the movie, right?"

Pointing at the alien with his fingers, Chuya looked up at Osamu Dazai again.

That's right, this alien does have a name in the movie, which was given to him by humans.

"Kevin."

Dazai continued to answer.

Yes, that's the name.

but……

"However, Chuya." Dazai Osamu rushed forward suddenly, and he grabbed Chuya tightly behind him, this movement was no different from the alien just now.I only heard Dazai Osamu say in Chuya's ear: "You can give him a new name."

"..."

"Choose a name that suits our style of painting~" Osamu Dazai began to imagine again, just imagine... If one day, Chuya hugged him a ball... then what name should he choose for the child?

"My surname is Dazai, and Chuya's name is Chuya, so our cub should be called... blue and white slug!" ! 』

……

"What a nice name~ I'm such a genius!" 』

Fortunately, Zhong didn't know what Osamu Dazai was thinking, otherwise tomorrow's Yokohama tabloid headline would be—"Port mafia cadres are pissed to death by armed detective agency detectives!"

Don't be ashamed!

And Zhong also didn't even know where he got his style of painting from?

But Zhong Ye still looked at the alien, and then thought about the stickiness of the alien, so he said "heh": "Then we will call him-transparent glue!"

"puff!"

God knows how Osamu Dazai felt when he heard "transparent glue". Should he say that Chuya is cute, or should he say that Chuya has a strange brain circuit?

"Can't you choose a cute name?"

Even Hongye started to dislike Zhongye, but so what?Isn't Zhong also always her cub?

"...cute?!" Zhong couldn't help but look at the alien, he thought, this guy is very clingy, how can he be cute?But he still listened to Hongye's words, disgusted and said impatiently: "Then... glue!"

"puff!"

When Osamu Dazai laughed out loud, he was hit on the head by Chuya, so he quickly made a suggestion: "Chuya, I think we might as well...call him 'Little Transparent'? This is the same as you just now It's called 'clear glue' and it's about the same."

Little transparent?

When Zhong Ye heard the name, he thought about it for a long time, and then slapped it: "Okay! Then 'Little Transparent'!"

So Zhongya looked up at the big alien again, pinched his chin and reminded: "Hey, you will be called Xiaotransparent from now on! Listen carefully, our organization has always been lenient and courteous, and it is a model in Yokohama! Yisen Mr. Ogai Mori for..."

"..."

Unexpectedly, at this time, Chuya would seriously introduce the port Mafia to the alien!What's the situation?Doesn't he know what the alien takes him for?How could the alien join him in Port Mafia? !

Besides...

Leniency and courtesy?

A role model for Yokohama...?

Is this really about the port mafia?

It's not an armed detective agency anyway.

But no matter what, the alien still listened carefully to Chuuya's words, he even bent down to observe Chuuya's face carefully,

Is this still the imposing alien?Well, in front of Chuya... How many people are still majestic?

Not to mention this alien.

Oh, by the way, he is now called Little Transparent.

Xiao Transparent also seems to like his name very much, he even bent down to stick with Zhong Ye.

But in the next second, Osamu Dazai couldn't sit still anymore, why is this little transparent still not conscious at all?

So Osamu Dazai got into the fight with Xiaotransparent again, one person and one alien chattering, this was completely bullying Xiaotransparent for not being able to speak, and respecting him as a "father" seriously!

Zhong also let out an "ah", and couldn't help feeling that he was really tired.

Um?and many more!

His side mission this time seems to be...

When Zhong also looked at Hitsugaya who was sitting not far away, his head was about to explode!

In fact, this side mission alone is already at the SSSS level, right? !

As if sensing Chuya's gaze, Hitsugaya raised his head immediately, he smiled at Chuya, and then complained to Gojo Satoru.Nakaya took a deep breath, the task was really too difficult...

"This dog, he is mine."

"Whoosh-"

"A dog has an owner!"

"Whoohoo-"

"boom!"

When he kicked Osamu Dazai away again, he felt that his ears were finally quiet...

-

The mission this time is called: "Don't eat people, eat!"

So Chuya sat side by side with the alien Zaizai on the sofa, while Osamu Dazai sat on the coffee table in front of them, staring at Zhongya all the time.

In fact, Chuya was thinking at this time, what should I do with this task?And Osamu Dazai was thinking... How can we send this alien away quickly!

So his expression turned into a stalking tiger, as if he was about to eat him up every minute!

"Warning people not to eat people, Dazai Osamu, can you do it?" Kunikida came from a distance, and he looked at Dazai Osamu and Chuya as if he was watching a scene. He liked to see Dazai Osamu's aggrieved look.

However, when Kunikida came, the little transparent suddenly stood up from the sofa, and he suddenly stretched his wings towards Kunikida, which probably meant to eat people!

"?!"

Kunikida took out his gun subconsciously, but before the two sides opened fire, Xiao Transparent was blocked by Chuya's arm. Of course, Chuya would not watch the alien digest Kunikida!

"Brat, this is my friend, you can't eat this!"

Nakaya stood up quickly, even though it was useless for him to stand up, Kunikida was only 1.9 meters short of a hair when he stood up straight, and Xiao transparent was almost as tall as Dazai Osamu, so he stood between the two and stood up again. what's the function?

In Kunikida's usual words, Chuya is just a child to him, and if he doesn't bow his head, he won't be able to see Chuya.

But Zhong also replied at the time: "That must be because you don't wear glasses."

But I have to say, this little transparent is still very good at listening to Zhong Ye, if Zhong does not let him eat Kunikida, then he will not eat Kunikida, and if Zhong does not let him eat Miyazawa Kenji who just came, then he will Do not eat Kenji Miyazawa.

But Miyazawa Kenji said to Chuya: "Mr. Chuya, this little transparent, will he be delicious?"

"..."

"Does he have my cow to eat?"

"..."

Miyazawa Kenji really has a bigger appetite than all monsters!He even wants to taste this alien? !

Do you think you are a hungry human tiger? ! !

"You can't eat this!"

Zhong also quickly explained to Kenji Miyazawa that he really couldn't eat this alien.

The most frequently said sentence today is: "You can't eat this."

He pointed to everyone in the office and said one by one: "You can't eat this." He repeated to Miyazawa Kenji: "You can't eat this alien either."

But in the end, Osamu Dazai pointed at Nakaya and said to Xiao Transparent: "You can't eat this either!"

In fact, this alien is very smart, and every cell in his body has the ability to think independently.If an octopus has nine brains, and each octopus leg is an individual with independent thinking, then this alien has brains all over his body.

He knew exactly who to please and who would be useful to him.

So since Chuya told him that all these people should not be eaten, he would naturally not eat them.So Xiao Transparent wanted to run away, he wanted to go out to have some "dinner" first.How could it be possible to agree to this?Hook the little transparent back casually with gravity, and Zhong Ye and the alien sat back on the sofa again.

But at this moment, Osamu Dazai suddenly said: "Kenji, donate your beef, it will be raw."

"what?"

Chuya thought, Osamu Dazai is going to use beef instead of human flesh!

But this is not a good way?

"Okay!" Miyazawa Kenji was the most enthusiastic, he ran a few steps, and then brought the bloody beef to Xiao Transparent.

Chuya immediately closed his eyes, his blood-sickness skill came to the fore again!

However, when Miyazawa Kenji enthusiastically lifted the beef, I am afraid that Xiao Transparent was a little disgusted, so he twisted his wings, which was probably a picky eater.

"Ah...don't you want to eat? The beef is delicious!" Miyazawa Kenji enthusiastically persuaded him to eat it!

But to say that Xiao Transparent is smart, he seems to have felt the enthusiasm of Kenji Miyazawa, so he really bowed his head and ate up that piece of beef in one bite!

To be honest, it's not enough for him to bite his teeth. I guess he would prefer a whole cow.

When nothing happened, Chuya naturally opened his eyes, and he looked up at Xiao Transparent, who seemed particularly unhappy!

Then he is not happy if he is not full.

Zhong also rolled his eyes, even if he had money, he couldn't afford to feed this big guy!

"Chuya, release your big-eyed monster for him to eat?"

Osamu Dazai made a suggestion again, but Chuya only offered him one sentence: "Get out!"

Zhong also likes the big eyes!

But thinking about it again, it is estimated that the big eyes will see this big alien, and the two will still fight, right?After all, they all want to win.

Dazai is of course uncomfortable with this matter, why are there so many people who compete with him...

Thinking about it, Chuya suddenly raised his eyebrows. He poked Dazai Osamu with his finger and said, "Hey, do you think he likes to eat vegetables?"

"...?"

"Isn't the name of the mission: 'Don't eat people, eat!'? Then we'll feed him ordinary people's meals!"

Chuya suddenly slapped his palm hard, so he asked Atsushi Nakajima and Kenji Miyazawa to prepare vegetables. He had to let the alien know that the vegetables were actually delicious!

But, Osamu Dazai was shocked, feeding vegetables to carnivores?

Zhongye must be too ruthless!

This is tantamount to stripping Zhongyuan Zhongye naked, tying it up with red silk, and then throwing him across to tell him to just watch, but can't do anything!

Is this too harsh? !

Osamu Dazai gasped, luckily Chu didn't treat him like that.

However, it is also estimated that Chuu did not treat him like this. It is purely because it is impossible for Zhongya to strip him naked and tie him up again, right?This matter still needs to be done by Dazai.

Ah!

Osamu Dazai is going to try it tonight.

-

Not long after, when the ordinary dishes were set on a large table, no one was seated, only the little transparent guy sat in the chair and looked left and right, the transparent wings deflected left and right, and he hated everything, he didn't, Think, eat!

"Slug... you're ruthless."

Osamu Dazai has to keep an eye on it all the time, if he is not allowed to eat meat someday, he has to try his best to eat it!He can't be vegetarian, absolutely not!

"Huh? I let you eat it? Am I doing a mission?" Zhong Ye also worked hard for the mission. He started to lead by example, he didn't eat meat at all, and directly took a bowl of vegetable salad into his mouth, and then He also said to Little Transparent: "Try it, it's delicious!"

Then this little transparent is just right, even though there are so many "eating" around him, and those people are all delicious, but he still obediently bit off the vegetables in the pot, and then saw this little transparent...

His transparent skin even turned green! !

Does anyone here think it's funny?

"Chuya, you are too cruel..."

Osamu Dazai is scared to death now, he is afraid that one day in the future he will also be forced to become a vegetarian.If he can't eat Zhongye, isn't that the same as telling him to die?

No, no, he doesn't like this way of dying, it's too vicious!

However, at this moment, there was a "dong dong dong" knock on the door?

Zhong also raised his head to look, even the little transparent looked up to find the sound.But Zhong didn't distract Xiao Transparent, he even raised his hand to order Xiao Transparent to continue eating!

"Atsushi Nakajima, go and open the door." Osamu Dazai stopped joking with Nakaya, he immediately stood up straight, it seemed that he was on guard.

Seeing Osamu Dazai's expression, Chuya immediately realized that something was wrong.So he asked Xiao Transparent to continue eating, and he followed Atsushi Nakajima to walk forward.

Unexpectedly, when they reached the door, there was another "bang bang" knock on the outer door. This time the sound was very fierce, as if they were waiting impatiently. I don't know who was knocking on the door like that.

Since this is the case, China will not agree!

He pulled the door open almost immediately, and then rebuked casually: "You boy, you don't know how to knock on the door properly, do you need me to teach you?"

Unexpectedly, when the door was opened, what he saw was a group of western faces. Judging by the painting style of these people, could they be from "Alien Awakening"?

Are these people here for Little Transparency? !

He also wanted to understand this, and he immediately raised his eyebrows: "What are you doing?"

Unexpectedly, without saying a word, these people directly raised their weapons and attacked Zhong Ye!

Seeing this, Chuya immediately let out an "Oh?", but felt his waist tighten in the blink of an eye, and it was Dazai Osamu who rushed to his side at a "speed" of 400.

"This should be to silence the public. We know too many secrets." Osamu Dazai said urgently: "They don't want us to reveal the secrets of Mars creatures."

But before Osamu Dazai could finish his words, Chuya slapped him away.

Hearing this, Zhong also said angrily in a low voice: "I don't care what he is doing? You stay away from me! Their weapons are not vegetarian!"

That's right, Nakaya recognized those weapons at a glance, and those weapons were not simple at all.In fact, if Zhongya is hit by a bullet, he will be injured, let alone such an advanced weapon.So he naturally pushed Osamu Dazai and Atsushi Nakajima away immediately, planning to activate the ability himself to see if he could block the attacks of these advanced weapons.

"Mr. Chuya..."

Atsushi Nakajima was protected behind by Nakajima, and he was very moved, as if his eyes had a lot of highlights.

Osamu Dazai knew it at a glance, it was over...

Atsushi Nakajima was also moved by Nakajima!Zhong also subdued another protagonist! !

Well, there's really nothing he can do to stop it, he's done his best.

At this time, everyone stepped forward, especially Verlaine and Rimbaud. They activated their abilities at the same time and planned to resist with Zhongya.

However, just when Zhong Ye was going to use his own abilities to try to stop the high-tech weapon, he suddenly saw a pair of huge "wings" appearing behind the man, and then...

The wings wrapped the person tightly, completely engulfing the transparent "body", and Zhongye saw that the transparent skin of the abnormal shape turned into a blood-red color...

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[Double update, double update~]

[Carnivore evolution failed once:]

Chuya: He still ate it.

Wu Jingzai: Normal, if it were me, I would...

Hei Shizai: Why should we restrain ourselves?

Bai Zai: That's right, people's desires cannot be restrained.

Chief Zai: Carnivores will always be carnivores.

Chuya: Let's eat vegetarian together tomorrow, don't try to escape!

Zai: It doesn't matter, the meat we are talking about is not this.

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