Dazai always points the wrong skill points
Chapter 160 SS Level - Zaidi, Tong Yangzhong
- "Chuya, you have already put on the dog tag (ring) I gave you, and you still want to be someone else's baby?"
- "Chuya, you are my younger brother, you belong to my family."
- "Chuya, don't you forget how you were 'born', didn't I brave the cold weather to get you out of the strange circle?"
- "You guys, get out of here!"
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Zhong also wanted to put his identity in the home of an ordinary character. Verlaine and Rimbaud would naturally not agree to this matter, even they would not agree, let alone Osamu Dazai.
"I don't want to do anything! I just want to get closer to an ordinary family. I have to see what secrets they have!" In fact, Chuya's plan is not wrong. It is much more useful to ask directly for your identity.
But both Osamu Dazai and Verlaine felt that this method was inappropriate, of course not only because of their desire to occupy Chuya, but also because they would be uncontrollable if they did so.
Because Kajii soon sent a message: "It is possible, but since we are not familiar with the residents of this village, if you place your identity in an ordinary family, then this identity is completely random, and we cannot control it. What is the background and situation of that family.”
"That's what I said..." Zhong Ye paused for two seconds, and only asked, "Even if you think you can't control it, so what?"
At worst, Zhong Ye just raised his hand, wouldn't it be enough to pinch that person to death?
"..."
"Then change me." Seeming that everyone still had concerns, Hitsugaya suddenly said, "Isn't my appearance okay?"
"Hey, isn't that bullying a real child? It's even more unacceptable!" However, Osamu Dazai refused again, and he even said: "Kajii, then quickly put Chuya's identity in it~"
-"yes!"
……
God knows how much Hitsugaya wanted to kill when he heard this. What is a "real child"?He is more than 100 years old, so I asked if the combined age of all the people present here is as old as him? !
This Osamu Dazai really deserves a beating!
So Kajii naturally assigned Chuya's identity to a family randomly, and this time he will definitely be able to find out the truth.
But they obviously still have one thing to do now, because Chuya doesn't know whose family his identity has been placed in, so he can only wait for others to come to him.
So where should they go now?
- "Mr. Dazai, I have customized a landlord's mansion for you, you can go back directly to discuss countermeasures."
"Huh? You also customized a landlord's mansion for him?" Zhong Ye felt speechless for a while: "Are you very free?"
- "I'm also thinking about your physical and mental comfort, Mr. Nakaya~"
have a look!Even his subordinates dare to speak to him like that!
Zhong also simply felt that he had no face, no face, no face! !
No, Zhongye has the lowest status.
So Osamu Dazai happily took Chuya and went back to their "landlord's house" according to Kajii's reminder.
Kajii's so-called customization is actually not in the system, but Kajii used his own modeling knowledge to give them a building built out of thin air in the mission map in the system.Kajii placed the building halfway up the mountain, where it was relatively quiet and undisturbed.
But now that there is modeling, all the characters will naturally have this "landlord's house" in their impressions. If they want to find Osamu Dazai, they will naturally come here.
"This……"
When Osamu Dazai put it on his neck, he shook his legs and looked up at this magnificent house. He seriously suspected that Kajii was showing off his skills!Did that guy actually make such an awesome house?
"Kajii, you're good!"
Zhong also praised it unconsciously.
- "Of course, I built this."
Kajii's happy voice came from the communication.
Well, which leader normally praises his subordinates, and the subordinates dare to speak like that?Which is not humble and humble?Just a word: it's not that great~
I really have to say that Zhongye's status in the entire mafia is absolutely humble to the dust.
But this also just proves that Zhong is also amiable!Including Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who doesn't regard him as a friend?
Besides, this Hong Kong/Heilongjiang is run by Chuya's family, Mori Ogai is the parent, and besides himself, three of the five major cadres are his close relatives!The most powerful subordinate is still the "son" of him and Dazai!
That's right, middle is the young master (here Dazai corrects: it's the young lady!).
"Well, Kajii, you are very good, please keep it up."
Zhong also boasted again.
Osamu Dazai is going to be jealous.
Not only Osamu Dazai, but even Ryunosuke Akutagawa is thinking about how to take revenge on Kajii!
Recently Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara praised Kajii in turn, who is the most uncomfortable?
Of course it's Akutagawa!
But Zhong also didn't know, so he praised Kajii again: "It's not in vain that I trust you so much."
I have to say that when Chuya was seven years old, his voice was a bit like a cream cake, and it had to be an orange flavored cream cake.Just ask, who can not like such a cute little cake?Anyway, Osamu Dazai is drunk first!But drunk is drunk, which does not prevent Osamu Dazai from eating lemons.
"Alright! Chuya, let's go in."
Osamu Dazai was eating the lemon while holding Nakaya's two calves, and those two legs were hanging around his neck, he liked this feeling so much.You Qi also shakes his ankles from time to time, he is so cute that he bleeds!
Thinking about it, Osamu Dazai suddenly became excited, he ran two big steps and rushed directly into the landlord's house.
however……
However, there was an acquaintance sitting in that hut!
I saw the long and flowing white hair scattered by the stove. This man is not afraid that his hair will be roasted, because he is the god of death! !
Shishiro Ukitake? !
"You're here." But Hitsugaya didn't seem surprised, and walked over slowly and sat down in a very calm manner: "I know this kind of thing about children, you won't be able to sit still."
"Of course!" Ukitake was very happy to see Hitsugaya, and even put out a lot of snacks for Hitsugaya, "That's why I asked Kajii to write my identity as a landlord."
"what?"
This time Osamu Dazai was even more surprised!
What?Landlord?
Isn't Osamu Dazai's current identity the stupid son of Ukitake?
go to hell!
"Oh, look at that silly boy, he's really too tall." Yes, Ukitake doesn't like people who are too tall, Osamu Dazai is too tall.So: "So, although I am a landlord, I am not his father. Besides, I am not that old."
"Huh..." Osamu Dazai heaved a sigh of relief, Ukitake detested him?He is not happy yet!He also dislikes the taste of this god of death!
"But~ Xiaobai, if I were your father, what do you think of our relationship?"
"puff!"
As soon as Ukitake finished speaking, Hitsugaya didn't come up and sprayed out the snacks in his mouth, and then Hitsugaya lost his temper with Ukitake. It's rare to see Hitsugaya so childish.
However, how to beat this kid's favorability...
Chuya bent down, put Dazai Osamu's hair on the side face, hugged Dazai Osamu's head with two arms, and the whole person was lying on Dazai Osamu's hair so cutely, even his body was limp, he felt himself It is too difficult!
But his current actions and demeanor, in Dazai Osamu's opinion, are really too cute! !
Osamu Dazai enjoyed this feeling very much, so he patted his chest contentedly, really wanting to show off his Nakaya pendant to the world.
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In fact, Chuya has always lamented that everyone's fun is very strange. For example, Nakahara Chuya is obviously so strong, but Osamu Dazai just likes to give him a weak character.And Osamu Dazai is obviously so smart, but everyone likes to make all the characters in horror movies think Dazai is stupid.
However, Osamu Dazai really doesn't look very smart sometimes, and Chu can't help shaking his head and sighing.
Yes, this is the pot of poisonous mushrooms.
Poisonous Mushroom: Please don't cue me all the time, thank you.
However, no one expected that just after everyone had been resting in the landlord's house set up by Kajii, an uninvited guest would be ushered in.
It can only be said that some people are rushing to deliver it to their door, so it is no wonder that they are in Zhongye.
"Boom boom boom——"
There was a frenzied and random knock on the door, causing everyone to look at the outer door together.Chuya's hair exploded almost instantly, and he hated others for being so ungentlemanly.
"Knock knock knock, are you looking for death?!"
But Osamu Dazai quickly pressed him down, stretched out his palm, and patted Nakaya's shoulder lightly with five fingers, and Nakaya immediately regained his composure.
Chuya looked up at Osamu Dazai, who was now like a giant plus a giant to him, Dazai Osamu had a calm expression on his face, and seemed not to care about anything, but in fact, he had a lot of turning around in his heart. Know him better than anyone.
Osamu Dazai took Chuya back to the chair with one hand, and then went to the door to open it by himself.At this time, everyone in the room kept quiet at the same time, they all wanted to see who the rude person outside the door was.
When Osamu Dazai put his palm on the doorknob, he pulled it lightly, and the smell of alcohol immediately made him sick.Osamu Dazai doesn't like alcohol, even though he usually drinks a few bottles at home without incident, and even though he especially likes the smell of Chuya after drinking, he absolutely hates the smell of other people's alcohol.It doesn't matter if you say he has double standards or is biased...
So what if he can't tolerate anyone except Zhongyuan Zhongye?
He is happy!
"and many more!"
So at this time, when Dazai saw the drunkard at the door about to step in, he immediately stopped the man so that no one could come near him.
Yes, this is a drunkard, and it looks like a hooligan drunkard.This person is sloppy, his clothes are dirty and smelly, and he is not a decent person at first glance.
But the drunkard was quite flattering when he saw Osamu Dazai, he bent his arms, nodded and bowed his head: "Oh, isn't this Dazai boy? Look at your complexion, you are living a good life?"
- "Seniors, the system prompts that this person is the adoptive father of Mr. Zhongye's virtual identity."
Unexpectedly, at this time, Akutagawa suddenly contacted Nakaya and Dazai through the system, and he actually said that this person is the identity that Chuya just entered into the system, and then the extra adoptive father?
What the hell is foster father?
Mori Ogai is going to snatch the child again!
"..."
Osamu Dazai turned his head and Nakaya looked at each other, they made eye contact, and then nodded at the same time.
That means, let him in.
So Osamu Dazai naturally moved out of the way, but he still asked, "What's the matter with you?"
The drunkard got the answer, and immediately walked in with the wine bottle.He set his eyes on every corner of this "home", with a disdainful smile on his face.
"Look, you're still living a good life, we can't even eat outside, hiccup, you here... still have so much fish and meat." The drunkard said so, sneering.But in the next second, he looked at Zhong Ye: "Yo, let me see who this is, isn't this my house... little old man?"
"He can die. 』
……
"No, keep him for a while, and let him die later!" 』
Zhong Ye silently endured the angry displeasure in his heart, he didn't speak, but just stared like this, as if he wanted to kill this man.
- "He came to ask for money."
At this time, Kunikida Doppo said in the communication.
In fact, even if Kunikida didn't remind him, everyone knew that this man was here to ask for money when he saw Osamu Dazai acting strangely.
At this time, Osamu Dazai and the others were already able to make up a big show in their minds.This man is the adoptive father of Chuya's virtual identity this time. He picked up Chuya and sold it for a good price. Of course, he sold it to Osamu Dazai.And the Dazai Zhi family happened to be the landlords of this generation, and they have since become the man's cash machine. Every time the man has no money to spend, he comes to ask for money.
"Oh, it's so boring, is there any more to finish? 』
Zhong Ye smiled disdainfully in his heart, he should have shown this man the power of his fists.
"Unexpectedly, the older you get, the more you are born... the more lovely you are." The man bent down to look at Zhong Ye, and the smell of alcohol just came to his nostrils, and Zhong Ye felt sick at this moment. The bottle smashed the man's head!
But actually...
Nakaya and Osamu Dazai looked at each other again. Could it be that the system deliberately used it to disgust him?
It's not impossible.
But Zhong also thought about it again. With the inhumanity of this movie this time, it might be even more disgusting if it was someone else's.
"Oh! Your wine here is really good... your wine is better! I have never seen this kind of wine in my life..."
At this time, the drunkard saw the wine glass on the table, picked up the "gudong gudong" and drank it, and then said: "It seems that I was right to keep you before. I was not willing to throw away my own girl." ...Kill you. Seeing how good-looking you are, I know that you... Yes, it works! Hiccup."
"?"
Hearing these words, Chuya and Dazai immediately raised their spirits, and even Verlaine and Rimbaud understood the meaning of these words.So... This man actually threw away his daughter in order to sell Chuya to Dazai's family?In other words, he chose Zhongye between his own daughter and Zhongye?
Although this is just a virtual story of the system, everyone can't help but gasp, the evil of human nature is nothing more than that.
"So...you! Why don't you come and thank me soon?!"
The drunkard raised his hand and grabbed Zhongya, his five fingers stretched out, as if they were bigger than Zhongya's head now.
However, Chuya nodded seriously, and said, "That's right, I really should... thank you very much."
"?"
"Thank you very much, thank you for teaching me this lesson!"
After finishing speaking, Chuya suddenly jumped up high, his legs were completely split into a "one" shape, and he could even lift up a few more arcs, like a dancing child, Dazai Osamu looked at it from a distance much like it.
Yes, Osamu Dazai was also very angry just now, but he didn't care about how to be angry at all at the moment, he just knew how to put his hands in his pockets, stood aside and admired the cute gymnastics of the seven-year-old Chuya.
I saw that Zhong Ye raised his legs high, and he kicked the drunkard one by one, each sound was so clear and pleasant, everyone seemed to say: "If you want to kick, just keep kicking for a while!"
And this alcoholic obviously didn't expect that Zhong would suddenly burst out with such power, after all, in his impression, Zhong was just a seven-year-old child.
"Wow! What kind of jelly bean is this~"
Shishirou Ukitake was watching the battle from behind, and he actually clapped his hands, but Zhong also didn't think it was an honorable thing, after all, what he was fighting now was just a useless drunkard.
It is precisely because this is a useless alcoholic that Zhongya did not use his strength to kill, and this alcoholic was beaten and shouted: "Ah!! Others have slaughtered their useless burdens, and I even killed my own daughter. I don’t want to come to support you, you, ah! You still hit me, ah!!”
I understand, and I really understand what I said.
So, in fact, the lost children in this village were not lost at all, nor were they abandoned by these villagers, but...
hateful!
Nakaya kicked the drunkard out with a "bang" at the end, and the drunkard flew out of the door with a "crackling" and then couldn't get up.
"What a disgusting village!" However, Zhong Ye couldn't believe it just because of this sentence, but this man really deserved to be beaten.
When Osamu Dazai closed the door again with a "bang", he immediately ordered Kajii to say: "Kajii, erase his data."
-"yes!"
The screams outside the door suddenly dissipated when Kajii's voice fell to the ground, and the person really disappeared as if he had never appeared before, completely canceling all traces.
Kajii is really good, I wonder if the people behind the system intend to train it?
When everything returned to calm, Osamu Dazai and Nakaya returned to the table and sat down again. They looked at all the food on the table and fell into a short silence at the same time.
Chuya said after a long time, "We have to find a child and ask."
"..."
"It's a child who becomes a monster."
Nakaya lowered his head, he thought of Shiraishi and Matsuyama who had a great time playing before, those two children just wanted to find playmates.
"They will come home to knock on the door at night, so let's go out and have a look today." After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and pulled Chuya into his arms. Chuya punched and kicked him, but he didn't do anything hard.The two of them seemed to be playing around, one punched each other, the other pretended to hide, and then Osamu Dazai grabbed Chuya's fist, and they stopped all movements at the same time.
Looking at each other, they each paused for a moment and then laughed childishly together.Afterwards, Osamu Dazai easily lifted Chuya into his arms, and Chuya struggled for a few seconds, finally gave up his actions, recognized Osamu Dazai and took him to the backyard.I don't know what is in the backyard in Kajii's modeling.
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Facts have proved that Kajii is really powerful.There is actually a big hot spring in the backyard.But it seems that Kajii should have a deep obsession with hot springs, otherwise why would he make such a thing for them?
But to be honest, Chuya and Dazai really dare not go into this water.After all, although Kajii hasn't done any strange experiments recently... But no matter how you say it, he is doing chemistry, and no matter how good the computer is, it is not his old profession.
Therefore, when Nakaya and Osamu Dazai saw the "gudong gudong" hot spring, they suddenly thought of different chemical reagents, and they swallowed at the same time, feeling repulsed in their hearts.
However despite this...
"You're also included in Kajii's interference system, and you've become a rich man, right?"
Zhong also let out an angry "heh", and then Dazai Osamu put his collar on the big rock.
The stone is indeed too big for the current Chuya. He stretched his legs and swayed slightly in front of him, and his arms couldn't help touching his thighs. become so small.
No, he doesn't need to change at all, he is usually a little one.
But Osamu Dazai was quite quiet this time, the fish didn't do anything, just leaned against the stone to accompany him, the two sat on the side of the hot spring stone and listened to the "tick" of the flowing water, as if everything in this world was silent The ground condenses, and in the end there are only two black people left in this world.
"The drunk just reminded me of something, I have to ask your Mori Ogai for an explanation."
"?"
Osamu Dazai suddenly cueed to Mori Ogai, which was indeed unexpected.
"what?"
Osamu Dazai is not allowed to be disrespectful to Mori Ogai, that's his parents!
Osamu Dazai's father-in-law!
Anyway, Mori Ogai himself admitted it.
If, but Fanzhong also knew that Dazai Ogai regarded Mori Ogai as a bad father-in-law in his heart, then he would definitely hold Dazai Osamu in one hand and throw Dazai Osamu mercilessly into Kajii's chemical solution and roll around.Of course it's not because Osamu Dazai thinks Mori Ogai is a bad person, the most important thing is... the word "father-in-law" is wrong!
Of course, Dazai would not tell Chuya that he was scolding himself as "father-in-law" in his heart. This way of committing suicide is neither fun nor beautiful.He still wants to find a special way to die in love with Zhong Ye, and that must be a grand and unique ceremony!After all, that is the only way to be worthy of the status of Zhongye.
What is Zhong Ye's identity?
Miss!
So, Osamu Dazai naturally scolded Mori Ogai again in his heart.
Unexpectedly, after Osamu Dazai thought about it, he suddenly turned into the personality of Hei Shizai!I saw Hei Shizai looking at Chuya expressionlessly, and then he began to talk about that, the past of his personality who has the most right to speak: "I think I just joined the mafia back then, and he actually called me Taking you as the first task of entering the mafia is also a way of expressing determination."
"Bastard! You still have the nerve to say it?!" Zhong also always called that time "the root of all evil", and that was the beginning of his life being eaten up!
"That's the 'sheep', he actually asked me to snatch you from the 'sheep'! Then how could I just agree?" Hei Shizai said, but he still lowered his head and smiled: "So I let you He promised me that when I succeed in snatching you over, you must become my dog."
"You want a bandage on your other eye too, don't you?"
There are also alternative warnings.
But Hei Shizai ignored his warning at all, and actually said: "But Mori Ogai didn't keep his word, he went back on his word, and actually gave you to Miss Hongye."
"..."
"but……"
Hei Shizai's aboveboard slander naturally reached Mori Ogai's ears. Don't forget, Mori Ogai is currently sitting in the stronghold to observe their movements!
So Mori Ogai naturally asked in the communication:
- "Then what is Zhongye-kun yours now?"
"Humph."
Hei Shizai suddenly smiled, yes, he can't deny that Zhongya is his property now?
Afterwards, he didn't say anything more, but quietly looked at Chuya, and just looked at him like that.The two of them didn't know how long they had been sitting by the hot spring, and it was getting dark soon.
"Hey...you'll get callused eyes if you watch too much, bastard Dazai!"
Zhong also felt uncomfortable being watched by Hei Shizai, and he reminded awkwardly that his face was already red.
"I won't take the initiative to look away! Little slug."
But Hei Shizai still liked the way Zhongye blushed, and the redder Zhongye blushed, the happier he was.
However this time...
- "Boom boom boom—"
"?"
-"dad!"
- "Boom boom boom—"
-"dad!"
Because Chuya's hearing is very keen, he immediately jumped up from the stone when he heard the sound. The bright moonlight was rippling from the hot spring, and the full moon like a silver plate was not sacred at all at this time, but it made people feel that it was from the bottom of their hearts. cold.
"The kids are back."
"?"
After Zhongya finished speaking, Hei Shizai also stood up in a hurry, and the two jumped directly from the roof, but Dazai Osamu's skills were too weird, and that action seemed a little funny.
"Hiss, trash."
Seeing that Hei Shizai was so clumsy, Zhong Ye lifted Hei Shizai's collar with one hand with his seven-year-old body, and the two of them got off the roof, but just as they jumped into the village, they saw Hitsugaya and Ukitake Shishishi Lang was confronting the others.Zhong Ye saw that the situation was chaotic, so he hurriedly dragged Hei Shizai to ask why, only to see that the man in front of Hitsugaya was the glasses man he had seen during the day!
"what happened?"
Hei Shizai asked nonchalantly.
But before Ukitake could answer, the bespectacled man pointed at Hitsugaya and said, "He's not human!"
"?"
Whoa!Zhong also wondered, does this uncle have such good eyes?Actually saw the identity of Hitsugaya Shinigami?Unexpectedly, the uncle actually followed up and said: "He is a monster, he is back, he is a monster!"
"..."
Well, it seems that Zhong also thinks highly of this uncle, how does this person know that Hitsugaya is the god of death?Uncle clearly regards Hitsugaya as a monster!
"He is just like those monsters, he is not breathing, and his body is still cold, it is cold!"
The glasses uncle looked at Hitsugaya frantically, but what he said was right, Hitsugaya was indeed cold, and he already knew about it.
At this time, Verlaine and Rimbaud also came out of Dazai Zhi's "landlord's house", and Rimbaud gloated and said with a gleeful smile: "Finally someone said you are cold, right? My Lord Reaper."
"Heh." Hitsugaya didn't continue the joke with them, he hurriedly said to Zhong: "I heard Baishi's voice just now, but I didn't see anyone when I went out. Leave it to me here, you go find him."
Zhong Ye was impatient when he heard this, he nodded vigorously, then exchanged glances with Hei Shizai, and the two hurried away.
After running far away, Chuya still heard Ukitake say: "Oh, how could Xiaobai be a monster, he is much colder than those monster kids."
Why is Hitsugaya so good-tempered?If this is him... Hehe.
However, in the next second, the entire village was condensed by ice and snow...!
Well, it looks like Nakaya just wronged Hitsugaya.
But when Zhong Ye and Hei Shizai followed the voice and searched for the child in the whole village, they couldn't find the child no matter what.Strange, they just heard the voice of the child!
"It's actually very suspicious. If what the alcoholic said is true... that means that 30 years ago, people in this village killed a child, and then their descendants encountered the same thing 30 years later, and killed the child again. The child was harmed?" Zhong also thought about it, he thought it should not be so simple, how could this kind of thing happen again and again?Moreover, he always felt that there was something wrong with the whole village...
Hei Shizai's eyes were also rolling around like slow yo-yos. This guy must be thinking about it too, but when he thinks about it, he won't say anything directly, and he won't show it to Zhongya until the end of the mission.
"Why are you here?"
Suddenly, a voice came from behind Zhongya, and Zhongya turned his head to look. It turned out to be the son of the glasses uncle? !
"what……"
Zhong also looked at the man, he saw the plastic bag in the man's hand, he didn't know why this man went there, what was he doing with the plastic bag?
"It's you, did you see a child just now?" Hei Shizai asked peacefully.
I saw this man looked down at Zhong Ye, he remained calm and said after a long time, "Isn't he just a child?"
"..."
"Except for him, where are the other children in the whole village now? Mr. Dazai really doesn't know the sufferings of the world."
It is rare for someone to say that Osamu Dazai does not know the sufferings of the world. How many of these great writers do not know the sufferings of the world?Didn't they all stumble all the way here?
Who didn't crawl out of the dead?
But because of Dazai Zhi's status as the son of the landlord's family this time, he will not care about this man for the time being.
"Oh, you are bitter, but no matter how bitter you are, you can't be human."
Suddenly, in the voice of a seven-year-old child, Chuya said the usual casual words that could crush people.But maybe because his appearance at this time was too lethal, that man ignored him at all!
Hei Shizai suddenly gave a "poof" smile, of course he was laughing.
But now that the situation is urgent, they don't have time to fight and fight. Hei Shizai just glanced dismissively, and is going to continue looking for the kid named Baishi.
However, just as Hei Shizai turned around, he suddenly heard the sound of a plastic bag "crashing" behind him...
Subconsciously looking back again, unexpectedly saw the man holding a plastic bag over Zhongye's head, at this moment Hei Shizai was stunned...
Is he a fool or is that man a fool?How dare that person attack Zhongye with a plastic bag?
But in the blink of an eye, the man picked up the big scissors and stabbed in the middle with one move.
To attack him in the Central Plains...just use a pair of scissors?
Well, Hei Shizai finally realized that this man is indeed stupid, that's right.
The author has something to say:
【Who are you insulting? 】
Chuya: Attack me with a broken plastic bag?
Wu Zhenzai: Hahahahahahaha!
Hei Shizai: God knows how difficult it is for me to hold back my laughter.
Chuya: Just use a broken pair of scissors to upgrade a level?
Bai Zai: Pfft!Sorry little man, let me laugh for a while.
Chuya: You use a scythe anyway, right?
Leader Zai: What kind of weapon is useful to you?
Chuya: ...That's really not the case.
Jae: So no matter what, as long as someone attacks you, it is insulting you.
Chuya: That seems to be the case!
Zai: But except me.
Zhong Ye: ...
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- "Chuya, you are my younger brother, you belong to my family."
- "Chuya, don't you forget how you were 'born', didn't I brave the cold weather to get you out of the strange circle?"
- "You guys, get out of here!"
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Zhong also wanted to put his identity in the home of an ordinary character. Verlaine and Rimbaud would naturally not agree to this matter, even they would not agree, let alone Osamu Dazai.
"I don't want to do anything! I just want to get closer to an ordinary family. I have to see what secrets they have!" In fact, Chuya's plan is not wrong. It is much more useful to ask directly for your identity.
But both Osamu Dazai and Verlaine felt that this method was inappropriate, of course not only because of their desire to occupy Chuya, but also because they would be uncontrollable if they did so.
Because Kajii soon sent a message: "It is possible, but since we are not familiar with the residents of this village, if you place your identity in an ordinary family, then this identity is completely random, and we cannot control it. What is the background and situation of that family.”
"That's what I said..." Zhong Ye paused for two seconds, and only asked, "Even if you think you can't control it, so what?"
At worst, Zhong Ye just raised his hand, wouldn't it be enough to pinch that person to death?
"..."
"Then change me." Seeming that everyone still had concerns, Hitsugaya suddenly said, "Isn't my appearance okay?"
"Hey, isn't that bullying a real child? It's even more unacceptable!" However, Osamu Dazai refused again, and he even said: "Kajii, then quickly put Chuya's identity in it~"
-"yes!"
……
God knows how much Hitsugaya wanted to kill when he heard this. What is a "real child"?He is more than 100 years old, so I asked if the combined age of all the people present here is as old as him? !
This Osamu Dazai really deserves a beating!
So Kajii naturally assigned Chuya's identity to a family randomly, and this time he will definitely be able to find out the truth.
But they obviously still have one thing to do now, because Chuya doesn't know whose family his identity has been placed in, so he can only wait for others to come to him.
So where should they go now?
- "Mr. Dazai, I have customized a landlord's mansion for you, you can go back directly to discuss countermeasures."
"Huh? You also customized a landlord's mansion for him?" Zhong Ye felt speechless for a while: "Are you very free?"
- "I'm also thinking about your physical and mental comfort, Mr. Nakaya~"
have a look!Even his subordinates dare to speak to him like that!
Zhong also simply felt that he had no face, no face, no face! !
No, Zhongye has the lowest status.
So Osamu Dazai happily took Chuya and went back to their "landlord's house" according to Kajii's reminder.
Kajii's so-called customization is actually not in the system, but Kajii used his own modeling knowledge to give them a building built out of thin air in the mission map in the system.Kajii placed the building halfway up the mountain, where it was relatively quiet and undisturbed.
But now that there is modeling, all the characters will naturally have this "landlord's house" in their impressions. If they want to find Osamu Dazai, they will naturally come here.
"This……"
When Osamu Dazai put it on his neck, he shook his legs and looked up at this magnificent house. He seriously suspected that Kajii was showing off his skills!Did that guy actually make such an awesome house?
"Kajii, you're good!"
Zhong also praised it unconsciously.
- "Of course, I built this."
Kajii's happy voice came from the communication.
Well, which leader normally praises his subordinates, and the subordinates dare to speak like that?Which is not humble and humble?Just a word: it's not that great~
I really have to say that Zhongye's status in the entire mafia is absolutely humble to the dust.
But this also just proves that Zhong is also amiable!Including Akutagawa Ryunosuke, who doesn't regard him as a friend?
Besides, this Hong Kong/Heilongjiang is run by Chuya's family, Mori Ogai is the parent, and besides himself, three of the five major cadres are his close relatives!The most powerful subordinate is still the "son" of him and Dazai!
That's right, middle is the young master (here Dazai corrects: it's the young lady!).
"Well, Kajii, you are very good, please keep it up."
Zhong also boasted again.
Osamu Dazai is going to be jealous.
Not only Osamu Dazai, but even Ryunosuke Akutagawa is thinking about how to take revenge on Kajii!
Recently Osamu Dazai and Chuya Nakahara praised Kajii in turn, who is the most uncomfortable?
Of course it's Akutagawa!
But Zhong also didn't know, so he praised Kajii again: "It's not in vain that I trust you so much."
I have to say that when Chuya was seven years old, his voice was a bit like a cream cake, and it had to be an orange flavored cream cake.Just ask, who can not like such a cute little cake?Anyway, Osamu Dazai is drunk first!But drunk is drunk, which does not prevent Osamu Dazai from eating lemons.
"Alright! Chuya, let's go in."
Osamu Dazai was eating the lemon while holding Nakaya's two calves, and those two legs were hanging around his neck, he liked this feeling so much.You Qi also shakes his ankles from time to time, he is so cute that he bleeds!
Thinking about it, Osamu Dazai suddenly became excited, he ran two big steps and rushed directly into the landlord's house.
however……
However, there was an acquaintance sitting in that hut!
I saw the long and flowing white hair scattered by the stove. This man is not afraid that his hair will be roasted, because he is the god of death! !
Shishiro Ukitake? !
"You're here." But Hitsugaya didn't seem surprised, and walked over slowly and sat down in a very calm manner: "I know this kind of thing about children, you won't be able to sit still."
"Of course!" Ukitake was very happy to see Hitsugaya, and even put out a lot of snacks for Hitsugaya, "That's why I asked Kajii to write my identity as a landlord."
"what?"
This time Osamu Dazai was even more surprised!
What?Landlord?
Isn't Osamu Dazai's current identity the stupid son of Ukitake?
go to hell!
"Oh, look at that silly boy, he's really too tall." Yes, Ukitake doesn't like people who are too tall, Osamu Dazai is too tall.So: "So, although I am a landlord, I am not his father. Besides, I am not that old."
"Huh..." Osamu Dazai heaved a sigh of relief, Ukitake detested him?He is not happy yet!He also dislikes the taste of this god of death!
"But~ Xiaobai, if I were your father, what do you think of our relationship?"
"puff!"
As soon as Ukitake finished speaking, Hitsugaya didn't come up and sprayed out the snacks in his mouth, and then Hitsugaya lost his temper with Ukitake. It's rare to see Hitsugaya so childish.
However, how to beat this kid's favorability...
Chuya bent down, put Dazai Osamu's hair on the side face, hugged Dazai Osamu's head with two arms, and the whole person was lying on Dazai Osamu's hair so cutely, even his body was limp, he felt himself It is too difficult!
But his current actions and demeanor, in Dazai Osamu's opinion, are really too cute! !
Osamu Dazai enjoyed this feeling very much, so he patted his chest contentedly, really wanting to show off his Nakaya pendant to the world.
-
In fact, Chuya has always lamented that everyone's fun is very strange. For example, Nakahara Chuya is obviously so strong, but Osamu Dazai just likes to give him a weak character.And Osamu Dazai is obviously so smart, but everyone likes to make all the characters in horror movies think Dazai is stupid.
However, Osamu Dazai really doesn't look very smart sometimes, and Chu can't help shaking his head and sighing.
Yes, this is the pot of poisonous mushrooms.
Poisonous Mushroom: Please don't cue me all the time, thank you.
However, no one expected that just after everyone had been resting in the landlord's house set up by Kajii, an uninvited guest would be ushered in.
It can only be said that some people are rushing to deliver it to their door, so it is no wonder that they are in Zhongye.
"Boom boom boom——"
There was a frenzied and random knock on the door, causing everyone to look at the outer door together.Chuya's hair exploded almost instantly, and he hated others for being so ungentlemanly.
"Knock knock knock, are you looking for death?!"
But Osamu Dazai quickly pressed him down, stretched out his palm, and patted Nakaya's shoulder lightly with five fingers, and Nakaya immediately regained his composure.
Chuya looked up at Osamu Dazai, who was now like a giant plus a giant to him, Dazai Osamu had a calm expression on his face, and seemed not to care about anything, but in fact, he had a lot of turning around in his heart. Know him better than anyone.
Osamu Dazai took Chuya back to the chair with one hand, and then went to the door to open it by himself.At this time, everyone in the room kept quiet at the same time, they all wanted to see who the rude person outside the door was.
When Osamu Dazai put his palm on the doorknob, he pulled it lightly, and the smell of alcohol immediately made him sick.Osamu Dazai doesn't like alcohol, even though he usually drinks a few bottles at home without incident, and even though he especially likes the smell of Chuya after drinking, he absolutely hates the smell of other people's alcohol.It doesn't matter if you say he has double standards or is biased...
So what if he can't tolerate anyone except Zhongyuan Zhongye?
He is happy!
"and many more!"
So at this time, when Dazai saw the drunkard at the door about to step in, he immediately stopped the man so that no one could come near him.
Yes, this is a drunkard, and it looks like a hooligan drunkard.This person is sloppy, his clothes are dirty and smelly, and he is not a decent person at first glance.
But the drunkard was quite flattering when he saw Osamu Dazai, he bent his arms, nodded and bowed his head: "Oh, isn't this Dazai boy? Look at your complexion, you are living a good life?"
- "Seniors, the system prompts that this person is the adoptive father of Mr. Zhongye's virtual identity."
Unexpectedly, at this time, Akutagawa suddenly contacted Nakaya and Dazai through the system, and he actually said that this person is the identity that Chuya just entered into the system, and then the extra adoptive father?
What the hell is foster father?
Mori Ogai is going to snatch the child again!
"..."
Osamu Dazai turned his head and Nakaya looked at each other, they made eye contact, and then nodded at the same time.
That means, let him in.
So Osamu Dazai naturally moved out of the way, but he still asked, "What's the matter with you?"
The drunkard got the answer, and immediately walked in with the wine bottle.He set his eyes on every corner of this "home", with a disdainful smile on his face.
"Look, you're still living a good life, we can't even eat outside, hiccup, you here... still have so much fish and meat." The drunkard said so, sneering.But in the next second, he looked at Zhong Ye: "Yo, let me see who this is, isn't this my house... little old man?"
"He can die. 』
……
"No, keep him for a while, and let him die later!" 』
Zhong Ye silently endured the angry displeasure in his heart, he didn't speak, but just stared like this, as if he wanted to kill this man.
- "He came to ask for money."
At this time, Kunikida Doppo said in the communication.
In fact, even if Kunikida didn't remind him, everyone knew that this man was here to ask for money when he saw Osamu Dazai acting strangely.
At this time, Osamu Dazai and the others were already able to make up a big show in their minds.This man is the adoptive father of Chuya's virtual identity this time. He picked up Chuya and sold it for a good price. Of course, he sold it to Osamu Dazai.And the Dazai Zhi family happened to be the landlords of this generation, and they have since become the man's cash machine. Every time the man has no money to spend, he comes to ask for money.
"Oh, it's so boring, is there any more to finish? 』
Zhong Ye smiled disdainfully in his heart, he should have shown this man the power of his fists.
"Unexpectedly, the older you get, the more you are born... the more lovely you are." The man bent down to look at Zhong Ye, and the smell of alcohol just came to his nostrils, and Zhong Ye felt sick at this moment. The bottle smashed the man's head!
But actually...
Nakaya and Osamu Dazai looked at each other again. Could it be that the system deliberately used it to disgust him?
It's not impossible.
But Zhong also thought about it again. With the inhumanity of this movie this time, it might be even more disgusting if it was someone else's.
"Oh! Your wine here is really good... your wine is better! I have never seen this kind of wine in my life..."
At this time, the drunkard saw the wine glass on the table, picked up the "gudong gudong" and drank it, and then said: "It seems that I was right to keep you before. I was not willing to throw away my own girl." ...Kill you. Seeing how good-looking you are, I know that you... Yes, it works! Hiccup."
"?"
Hearing these words, Chuya and Dazai immediately raised their spirits, and even Verlaine and Rimbaud understood the meaning of these words.So... This man actually threw away his daughter in order to sell Chuya to Dazai's family?In other words, he chose Zhongye between his own daughter and Zhongye?
Although this is just a virtual story of the system, everyone can't help but gasp, the evil of human nature is nothing more than that.
"So...you! Why don't you come and thank me soon?!"
The drunkard raised his hand and grabbed Zhongya, his five fingers stretched out, as if they were bigger than Zhongya's head now.
However, Chuya nodded seriously, and said, "That's right, I really should... thank you very much."
"?"
"Thank you very much, thank you for teaching me this lesson!"
After finishing speaking, Chuya suddenly jumped up high, his legs were completely split into a "one" shape, and he could even lift up a few more arcs, like a dancing child, Dazai Osamu looked at it from a distance much like it.
Yes, Osamu Dazai was also very angry just now, but he didn't care about how to be angry at all at the moment, he just knew how to put his hands in his pockets, stood aside and admired the cute gymnastics of the seven-year-old Chuya.
I saw that Zhong Ye raised his legs high, and he kicked the drunkard one by one, each sound was so clear and pleasant, everyone seemed to say: "If you want to kick, just keep kicking for a while!"
And this alcoholic obviously didn't expect that Zhong would suddenly burst out with such power, after all, in his impression, Zhong was just a seven-year-old child.
"Wow! What kind of jelly bean is this~"
Shishirou Ukitake was watching the battle from behind, and he actually clapped his hands, but Zhong also didn't think it was an honorable thing, after all, what he was fighting now was just a useless drunkard.
It is precisely because this is a useless alcoholic that Zhongya did not use his strength to kill, and this alcoholic was beaten and shouted: "Ah!! Others have slaughtered their useless burdens, and I even killed my own daughter. I don’t want to come to support you, you, ah! You still hit me, ah!!”
I understand, and I really understand what I said.
So, in fact, the lost children in this village were not lost at all, nor were they abandoned by these villagers, but...
hateful!
Nakaya kicked the drunkard out with a "bang" at the end, and the drunkard flew out of the door with a "crackling" and then couldn't get up.
"What a disgusting village!" However, Zhong Ye couldn't believe it just because of this sentence, but this man really deserved to be beaten.
When Osamu Dazai closed the door again with a "bang", he immediately ordered Kajii to say: "Kajii, erase his data."
-"yes!"
The screams outside the door suddenly dissipated when Kajii's voice fell to the ground, and the person really disappeared as if he had never appeared before, completely canceling all traces.
Kajii is really good, I wonder if the people behind the system intend to train it?
When everything returned to calm, Osamu Dazai and Nakaya returned to the table and sat down again. They looked at all the food on the table and fell into a short silence at the same time.
Chuya said after a long time, "We have to find a child and ask."
"..."
"It's a child who becomes a monster."
Nakaya lowered his head, he thought of Shiraishi and Matsuyama who had a great time playing before, those two children just wanted to find playmates.
"They will come home to knock on the door at night, so let's go out and have a look today." After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, he stretched out his hand and pulled Chuya into his arms. Chuya punched and kicked him, but he didn't do anything hard.The two of them seemed to be playing around, one punched each other, the other pretended to hide, and then Osamu Dazai grabbed Chuya's fist, and they stopped all movements at the same time.
Looking at each other, they each paused for a moment and then laughed childishly together.Afterwards, Osamu Dazai easily lifted Chuya into his arms, and Chuya struggled for a few seconds, finally gave up his actions, recognized Osamu Dazai and took him to the backyard.I don't know what is in the backyard in Kajii's modeling.
-
Facts have proved that Kajii is really powerful.There is actually a big hot spring in the backyard.But it seems that Kajii should have a deep obsession with hot springs, otherwise why would he make such a thing for them?
But to be honest, Chuya and Dazai really dare not go into this water.After all, although Kajii hasn't done any strange experiments recently... But no matter how you say it, he is doing chemistry, and no matter how good the computer is, it is not his old profession.
Therefore, when Nakaya and Osamu Dazai saw the "gudong gudong" hot spring, they suddenly thought of different chemical reagents, and they swallowed at the same time, feeling repulsed in their hearts.
However despite this...
"You're also included in Kajii's interference system, and you've become a rich man, right?"
Zhong also let out an angry "heh", and then Dazai Osamu put his collar on the big rock.
The stone is indeed too big for the current Chuya. He stretched his legs and swayed slightly in front of him, and his arms couldn't help touching his thighs. become so small.
No, he doesn't need to change at all, he is usually a little one.
But Osamu Dazai was quite quiet this time, the fish didn't do anything, just leaned against the stone to accompany him, the two sat on the side of the hot spring stone and listened to the "tick" of the flowing water, as if everything in this world was silent The ground condenses, and in the end there are only two black people left in this world.
"The drunk just reminded me of something, I have to ask your Mori Ogai for an explanation."
"?"
Osamu Dazai suddenly cueed to Mori Ogai, which was indeed unexpected.
"what?"
Osamu Dazai is not allowed to be disrespectful to Mori Ogai, that's his parents!
Osamu Dazai's father-in-law!
Anyway, Mori Ogai himself admitted it.
If, but Fanzhong also knew that Dazai Ogai regarded Mori Ogai as a bad father-in-law in his heart, then he would definitely hold Dazai Osamu in one hand and throw Dazai Osamu mercilessly into Kajii's chemical solution and roll around.Of course it's not because Osamu Dazai thinks Mori Ogai is a bad person, the most important thing is... the word "father-in-law" is wrong!
Of course, Dazai would not tell Chuya that he was scolding himself as "father-in-law" in his heart. This way of committing suicide is neither fun nor beautiful.He still wants to find a special way to die in love with Zhong Ye, and that must be a grand and unique ceremony!After all, that is the only way to be worthy of the status of Zhongye.
What is Zhong Ye's identity?
Miss!
So, Osamu Dazai naturally scolded Mori Ogai again in his heart.
Unexpectedly, after Osamu Dazai thought about it, he suddenly turned into the personality of Hei Shizai!I saw Hei Shizai looking at Chuya expressionlessly, and then he began to talk about that, the past of his personality who has the most right to speak: "I think I just joined the mafia back then, and he actually called me Taking you as the first task of entering the mafia is also a way of expressing determination."
"Bastard! You still have the nerve to say it?!" Zhong also always called that time "the root of all evil", and that was the beginning of his life being eaten up!
"That's the 'sheep', he actually asked me to snatch you from the 'sheep'! Then how could I just agree?" Hei Shizai said, but he still lowered his head and smiled: "So I let you He promised me that when I succeed in snatching you over, you must become my dog."
"You want a bandage on your other eye too, don't you?"
There are also alternative warnings.
But Hei Shizai ignored his warning at all, and actually said: "But Mori Ogai didn't keep his word, he went back on his word, and actually gave you to Miss Hongye."
"..."
"but……"
Hei Shizai's aboveboard slander naturally reached Mori Ogai's ears. Don't forget, Mori Ogai is currently sitting in the stronghold to observe their movements!
So Mori Ogai naturally asked in the communication:
- "Then what is Zhongye-kun yours now?"
"Humph."
Hei Shizai suddenly smiled, yes, he can't deny that Zhongya is his property now?
Afterwards, he didn't say anything more, but quietly looked at Chuya, and just looked at him like that.The two of them didn't know how long they had been sitting by the hot spring, and it was getting dark soon.
"Hey...you'll get callused eyes if you watch too much, bastard Dazai!"
Zhong also felt uncomfortable being watched by Hei Shizai, and he reminded awkwardly that his face was already red.
"I won't take the initiative to look away! Little slug."
But Hei Shizai still liked the way Zhongye blushed, and the redder Zhongye blushed, the happier he was.
However this time...
- "Boom boom boom—"
"?"
-"dad!"
- "Boom boom boom—"
-"dad!"
Because Chuya's hearing is very keen, he immediately jumped up from the stone when he heard the sound. The bright moonlight was rippling from the hot spring, and the full moon like a silver plate was not sacred at all at this time, but it made people feel that it was from the bottom of their hearts. cold.
"The kids are back."
"?"
After Zhongya finished speaking, Hei Shizai also stood up in a hurry, and the two jumped directly from the roof, but Dazai Osamu's skills were too weird, and that action seemed a little funny.
"Hiss, trash."
Seeing that Hei Shizai was so clumsy, Zhong Ye lifted Hei Shizai's collar with one hand with his seven-year-old body, and the two of them got off the roof, but just as they jumped into the village, they saw Hitsugaya and Ukitake Shishishi Lang was confronting the others.Zhong Ye saw that the situation was chaotic, so he hurriedly dragged Hei Shizai to ask why, only to see that the man in front of Hitsugaya was the glasses man he had seen during the day!
"what happened?"
Hei Shizai asked nonchalantly.
But before Ukitake could answer, the bespectacled man pointed at Hitsugaya and said, "He's not human!"
"?"
Whoa!Zhong also wondered, does this uncle have such good eyes?Actually saw the identity of Hitsugaya Shinigami?Unexpectedly, the uncle actually followed up and said: "He is a monster, he is back, he is a monster!"
"..."
Well, it seems that Zhong also thinks highly of this uncle, how does this person know that Hitsugaya is the god of death?Uncle clearly regards Hitsugaya as a monster!
"He is just like those monsters, he is not breathing, and his body is still cold, it is cold!"
The glasses uncle looked at Hitsugaya frantically, but what he said was right, Hitsugaya was indeed cold, and he already knew about it.
At this time, Verlaine and Rimbaud also came out of Dazai Zhi's "landlord's house", and Rimbaud gloated and said with a gleeful smile: "Finally someone said you are cold, right? My Lord Reaper."
"Heh." Hitsugaya didn't continue the joke with them, he hurriedly said to Zhong: "I heard Baishi's voice just now, but I didn't see anyone when I went out. Leave it to me here, you go find him."
Zhong Ye was impatient when he heard this, he nodded vigorously, then exchanged glances with Hei Shizai, and the two hurried away.
After running far away, Chuya still heard Ukitake say: "Oh, how could Xiaobai be a monster, he is much colder than those monster kids."
Why is Hitsugaya so good-tempered?If this is him... Hehe.
However, in the next second, the entire village was condensed by ice and snow...!
Well, it looks like Nakaya just wronged Hitsugaya.
But when Zhong Ye and Hei Shizai followed the voice and searched for the child in the whole village, they couldn't find the child no matter what.Strange, they just heard the voice of the child!
"It's actually very suspicious. If what the alcoholic said is true... that means that 30 years ago, people in this village killed a child, and then their descendants encountered the same thing 30 years later, and killed the child again. The child was harmed?" Zhong also thought about it, he thought it should not be so simple, how could this kind of thing happen again and again?Moreover, he always felt that there was something wrong with the whole village...
Hei Shizai's eyes were also rolling around like slow yo-yos. This guy must be thinking about it too, but when he thinks about it, he won't say anything directly, and he won't show it to Zhongya until the end of the mission.
"Why are you here?"
Suddenly, a voice came from behind Zhongya, and Zhongya turned his head to look. It turned out to be the son of the glasses uncle? !
"what……"
Zhong also looked at the man, he saw the plastic bag in the man's hand, he didn't know why this man went there, what was he doing with the plastic bag?
"It's you, did you see a child just now?" Hei Shizai asked peacefully.
I saw this man looked down at Zhong Ye, he remained calm and said after a long time, "Isn't he just a child?"
"..."
"Except for him, where are the other children in the whole village now? Mr. Dazai really doesn't know the sufferings of the world."
It is rare for someone to say that Osamu Dazai does not know the sufferings of the world. How many of these great writers do not know the sufferings of the world?Didn't they all stumble all the way here?
Who didn't crawl out of the dead?
But because of Dazai Zhi's status as the son of the landlord's family this time, he will not care about this man for the time being.
"Oh, you are bitter, but no matter how bitter you are, you can't be human."
Suddenly, in the voice of a seven-year-old child, Chuya said the usual casual words that could crush people.But maybe because his appearance at this time was too lethal, that man ignored him at all!
Hei Shizai suddenly gave a "poof" smile, of course he was laughing.
But now that the situation is urgent, they don't have time to fight and fight. Hei Shizai just glanced dismissively, and is going to continue looking for the kid named Baishi.
However, just as Hei Shizai turned around, he suddenly heard the sound of a plastic bag "crashing" behind him...
Subconsciously looking back again, unexpectedly saw the man holding a plastic bag over Zhongye's head, at this moment Hei Shizai was stunned...
Is he a fool or is that man a fool?How dare that person attack Zhongye with a plastic bag?
But in the blink of an eye, the man picked up the big scissors and stabbed in the middle with one move.
To attack him in the Central Plains...just use a pair of scissors?
Well, Hei Shizai finally realized that this man is indeed stupid, that's right.
The author has something to say:
【Who are you insulting? 】
Chuya: Attack me with a broken plastic bag?
Wu Zhenzai: Hahahahahahaha!
Hei Shizai: God knows how difficult it is for me to hold back my laughter.
Chuya: Just use a broken pair of scissors to upgrade a level?
Bai Zai: Pfft!Sorry little man, let me laugh for a while.
Chuya: You use a scythe anyway, right?
Leader Zai: What kind of weapon is useful to you?
Chuya: ...That's really not the case.
Jae: So no matter what, as long as someone attacks you, it is insulting you.
Chuya: That seems to be the case!
Zai: But except me.
Zhong Ye: ...
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