Dazai always points the wrong skill points

Since the start of this horror movie mission, Zhong has also been treated as a child by countless people, and he has many, many more family members, all of whom are his parents.

But don't forget, there are real parents in Zhongye.

That is Mori Ogai.

But what happened to Fukuzawa Yukichi?Isn't that just deliberately taking advantage of him?

Zhong also didn't know, Fukuzawa Yukichi took advantage of Mori Ogai!Of course, he couldn't figure this out, after all, in some respects, Zhongya was actually a small piece of wood.

At this time, Chuya became more and more angry as he thought about it, his whole face was flushed with anger, like boiling water.But I didn't wait for Chuya to go crazy, so I heard Verlaine say to Kajii: "Change my data too, and I want to become Chuya's parent too."

"Ah?" Kajii didn't react for a while, he raised his head to look carefully at Verlaine's handsome face that was joking: "Who do you want to be Mr. Nakaya..."

"?" Verlaine stared at Kajii as if hearing some joke, "You're asking me, who am I from Chuya?"

Kajii shut up immediately, he hastily entered Verlaine's identity in the system - Nakahara Chuya's older brother.

"Hey! What are you doing? Why are you listening to him?!" Zhongye was embarrassed after asking this question. Who is Verlaine?Kajii should have listened to him.

But as soon as Zhong Ye finished speaking, Rimbaud said again: "There is me."

"??" Kajii Kazuya turned his head at the same time, and then, everyone looked at the tall man with earbags.

"Why are you joining in the fun?" Zhong also thought, if he was crazy, it must be these popular ones!

"Huh?" But Rimbaud didn't answer either, but bowed his head and let out a "Huh?" After that, Kajii typed "Old Brother" on the keyboard without saying a word.

Kajii's cold sweat was already pouring down!

"..."

At this moment, Verlaine and Rimbaud folded their arms, and they looked at Mori Ogai and Fukuzawa Yukichi provocatively, as if they were swearing their ownership of Chuya.It has to be said that Verlaine dared to directly declare war on the matter of Chuya's "belonging" even in the face of Mori Ogai.

"You...you have something wrong!!!"

Zhong also wanted to hit the ground with his head, he was completely unaware that he had already become the center of these people's battles.

however……

"Clear my virtual identity as a decorator from this world."

"?"

"Tomorrow's parent meeting, I will go too."

This voice broke the silence, don't ask, this is the person who should speak the most, he finally spoke!

That's right, it's Baek Jae.

After saying this, Bai Zai didn't forget to stare at Mori Ogai and Verlaine, how dare these people rob him?No matter who Mori Ogai and the others are, to Baek Jae's personality, they are just enemies.

"Then...who do you think it is Mr. Chuya?" Kajii was speechless for a moment, he suddenly felt that he was too humble.The key is that this "partner" is not considered a parent, right?Even if it is a lover, it is not considered a parent!

"You can just delete the identity of the decoration worker from before. It's okay for anyone in Zhongye. Anyway, I must go to this 'Parents' Meeting' tomorrow." Bai Zai said, he can already feel the future of tomorrow. Shura field.

Just because these few people are worthy of being Zhongye's parents?

He is Zhongye's legal lover!

I really want to know who made the "legal" in Bai Zai's mind.

For a moment, no one in the entire Armed Detective Agency dared to speak anymore, only those five people sandwiched Zhong Ye in the middle, they looked at each other silently, and they were all smiling at the moment, as if they were very humble, but only the other people present knew , In fact, these five people have long been "swords facing each other".

However, in the next second there was a "boom"...

The floor between the five of them shattered!It was also done by China.

"..."

Then everyone bowed their heads to look at Zhongya, well, Zhongya suddenly discovered a fact, he can also compare with Miyazawa Kenji.

So Zhongya didn't say anything, and walked back to his lounge step by step on the broken floor tiles. Anyway, he could still afford the floor tiles.

But when Zhong Ye left, those five people turned cold again. After all, stealing people is a big deal, and none of them can back down!

That means out of sight, out of mind~

Anyway, he closed the door of the lounge with a "bang", cursed Osamu Dazai in his heart, and then fell back on the bed to rest.He thought, if Osamu Dazai doesn't come back now, then don't enter the door, and don't even think about going to bed tonight!

But just a second after Nakaya touched the bed sideways, the door was quickly opened with a "snap".

Yes, it was Bai Zai, how could Bai Zai ask Chuya to lie on the bed alone?That's just not his style.

"I'm coming~ little dwarf."

Bai Zai locked the door after entering the door, and then raised one of Zhongye's legs to put it on his shoulder. This is Zhongye, anyone else could be broken by this posture.

"Ah! Hey, you, let go, let go... um!"

When he was also firmly controlled by Bai Zai, he knew that he was wrong, he was absolutely wrong!

Why didn't Osamu Dazai come along?

Osamu Dazai is always with us!

"Aren't you inviting me when you come back by yourself? Zhongye." Bai Zai "giggled" and smiled: "Look, I'm here now? My little man."

After Bai Zai finished speaking, he exerted all his strength, and after that, only sobs and gasps remained in Chuuya's throat...

-

If Chuya was given a chance, he would choose not to wake up the next morning. He was even willing to be directly killed on the bed by Bai Zai, but he didn't.

So, he was dragged up by Bai Zai early in the morning...

Then, Bai Zai whispered in his ear: "Let's go, Zhongye, isn't the principal looking for your parents today? Let's go."

"……what?"

When he realized it, he had already got into Mori Ogai's luxury business car, which could fit the six of them.Bai Zai was still driving, and everyone else put on their seat belts, and then the car flew out with a "whoosh", and all of Zhongye's drowsiness was completely dissipated.

"Are you not afraid that someone will assassinate you?" Fukuzawa Yukichi sat next to Mori Ogai. In fact, Mori Ogai wanted him to run after the car, but Fukuzawa Yukichi would never agree.

The guys at the Armed Detective Agency are rascals.

"Oh, my cadres are still here." Mori Ogai wasn't worried at all, besides, Fukuzawa Yukichi would assassinate him?

Who doesn't know what relationship they have?

But the atmosphere in the car is too weird, Chuya now only hopes that the time can go back to this morning, he hopes that he will be killed in bed by Bai Zai, and he will not be able to sleep.

God knows how he got here all the way, it's a big show to pick out two of everyone in this car.It was so embarrassing all the way, and he persisted all the way to the destination. He couldn't wait to get out of the car as soon as the car stopped.

However, just as everyone swaggered out of the car, Chuya turned his head and suddenly heard a "meow"...

"Ok?"

Where did the meow come from?

At this moment, all of them were attracted by the meowing, and turned their heads to look at the grass beside them.Zhong Ye took a closer look, and it turned out to be a cute little wild cat!

It's so cute.

However, Bai Zai suddenly snorted: "Not as cute as my dog."

"?"

"Not as cute as my brother," said Verlaine.

"..."

"It looks warm without the middle." Of course it was Rimbaud.

"Hey, are you enough?" Chuya's head was about to grow big!

However, Mori Ogai suddenly said, "Chuya, bring that kitten here."

"Huh?" Zhong also heard Mori Ogai's instructions, and he immediately said "yes", then bent down to pick up the little wild cat, and walked towards Mori Ogai.

Of course, none of them knew that Mori Ogai asked Kajii to give Fukuzawa Yukichi a buff early in the morning, that is, wherever Fukuzawa Yukichi went, he could see cats!

I have to say that Mori Ogai is really hostile, Fukuzawa Yukichi is about to give Mori Ogai a thumbs up.

Just when Nakaya handed the little wild cat to Mori O outside, Nakaya was surprised to see a slight change in Fukuzawa Yukichi's complexion.He looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi strangely, and then he heard Mori Ogai say, "Oh, by the way, President Fukuzawa doesn't like cats."

"...Huh?" Nakaya's hand holding the cat suddenly couldn't move up and down, and the little cat was still in his arms calling "meow~" to Fukuzawa Yukichi.

"You put it back."

Mori Ogai said.

Isn't this tormenting people? !

But Chuya still obediently said "yes", and then put the cat back.It was only today that he found out that Fukuzawa Yukichi didn't like cats, so it seemed that he would never let cats get close to Fukuzawa Yukichi for the sake of the deep friendship between the enemies.

But out of the corner of his eye, he seemed to catch a glimpse of Fukuzawa Yukichi's face, which looked even more unnatural now.

"Let's go in." Mori Ogai quietly walked past Fukuzawa Yukichi: "Lead the way."

"……Yes."

Zhong also felt that today would be the most painful day for him, bar none!

-

When Bai Zai, Mori Ogai, Fukuzawa Yukichi, Verlaine and Rimbaud stood in front of the principal together, all the students and teachers were dumbfounded, their mouths were wide open, I am afraid they never thought that they would actually meet To such a big battle.

Just talking about Mori Ogai's commercial vehicle is not affordable for ordinary people at all, and looking at the clothes of these people, each one is more expensive than the other.

So to say……

Zhong also looked down at the casual clothes on his body. This was an oversized dress specially worn to cover the seeds that Bai Zai had left on the skin of his neck.

Well, in this way, Chuya looks the poorest today?

Osamu Dazai, are you sorry? !

"I am Chuya's parent." Mori Ogai was the first to say.

"Me too." Fukuzawa Yukichi showed no sign of weakness.

"I'm his brother." Vernon said confidently.

"Me too." Rimbaud was called "brother" by Zhong Ye himself!

"..."

When everyone went to see Bai Zai again, they only heard Bai Zai's "hehe": "He is mine."

"?"

"I said he was mine." Bai Zai repeated.

"..."

have a look!How good is Bai Zai's answer to this question? If he answers this way, then his identity is different from others, and what he shows is absolute possession!

Everyone else scoffed, but they were all used to it.

But Zhong could never get used to it, he couldn't bear his fist anymore, and wanted to fly out in the next second.

But Bai Zai quickly said to the principal: "What do you want from us?"

He finally saved his life with this!

The principal looked at the five parents in front of her. She thought for a long time before saying, "I only found two people..."

"We are all." Rimbaud followed closely, and the translation of the expression on his face was—"Who of us do you look down on?"

"Ah, no!" The principal quickly explained, "Actually, Chuya Chuuya..."

"You call him by his full name?" Mori Ogai suddenly narrowed his eyes. He felt that disrespecting his cadres was disrespecting him. His scalpel was ready to be drawn.

"Ah...it's Chuya." The headmaster replied in a low voice, sweating profusely: "I was a little anxious just now, it's really a student like Chuya, we decided..."

"A student like him? What's he like?" Before the teacher finished speaking, Verlaine said in a cold voice, "Chuya has always been mild-tempered and friendly by nature."

……

"Never do any bad habits."

……

Zhong Ye silently hid the cigarette case in his pocket, even the abuse in his heart was decisively suspended.

"I think you are bullying him."

Verlaine, you also lied and didn't make drafts!

But...or maybe Verlaine saw such a good Oudou in his eyes?

"No! It's because he doesn't obey the discipline at all and doesn't respect the teacher!" The principal regretted it to death. Who recruited such a student?To her, it was like a hot potato!

Little did they know, it was herself!

If she hadn't insisted on Dazai Osamu and the others to come in and explain her to her, Chuya wouldn't have become a student here on a whim!So in the end, it was her own fault.

"We paid you to take care of him, why did you discipline him?" Fukuzawa Yukichi completely stunned the headmaster, how should she answer?

You sent him to take care of him, not to discipline him?So is this still a school? !

The principal was stunned for a moment and then turned into anger: "I called the parents to discuss the expulsion of the middle school!"

"Exit?" However, right after, Bai Zai suddenly said: "We paid the tuition fees, and now you unilaterally break the contract, you will pay us money!"

"..."

At this moment, Zhong was standing aside, his eyes blinking "shua shua"...

what happened?Can they still make a fortune from this? !

As expected of you, Osamu Dazai!

The author has something to say:

[Where did the money come from? 】

Bai Zai: That's how I get my money.

System: woo woo woo...

Wu Jingzai: Hehe, I'm never afraid of running out of money.

Hei Shizai: Earn money if you don't have money.

Wu Jingzai: After earning it, it will be gone.

Chief Zai: ...

Chuya: It’s a bit embarrassing, but it’s still a bit embarrassing.

Bai Zai: Who will kill those shameful personalities for me...!

Chuya: Me!I'll kill you straight away.

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