Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

Fu Nanfeng was going to kneel down to his stupid logic!

Does refusing to go on a blind date with a girl mean that he likes men!

"Mom," Fu Nanfeng's voice was a little dumbfounded, "You think too much, how could you think that way..." He just didn't want to go on a blind date and get married so early, and the other party was still a complete stranger to him people.

"Then tell me, why don't you want to listen to me?" Fu's mother's voice was very unhappy.

"It's still early..." Fu Nanfeng said.

"What's the matter, the old Wang's son next door is about your age, and now his grandson can crawl," Fu's mother chattered, "And your cousin, who is three years older than you, now his son can make soy sauce ..."

Fu Nanfeng was talked about by Fu's mother. Fu's mother has said these words many times, and now he can memorize them all.

While talking, Mama Fu suddenly changed the subject and asked him tentatively, "Then tell me, do you have any girls you like?"

Fu Nanfeng thought about it, and answered honestly: "No."

"Then..." Fu's mother's tone was raised a few tunes, and Fu Nanfeng was afraid that her next sentence would be "Then do you have any boys you like?" Immediately replied: "Of course! There are no boys you like either!"

"...I haven't asked anything yet, why are you so guilty." Fu's mother said in a cool voice.

"Really! I really don't like boys!" Fu Nanfeng couldn't laugh or cry.

"Then you have to come on a blind date with me the day after tomorrow." Fu's mother said without doubt.

"...Okay, I'll just come." Fu Nanfeng sighed, and he also knew that if he didn't agree this time, Mom Fu would definitely not be happy, so he had to agree first.

...Anyway, other girls might not necessarily like him.

But when he thought about the day after tomorrow, he would be picked and picked like a commodity on the shelves, Fu Nanfeng felt a little depressed.

After hanging up the phone, Fu Nanfeng went back to the computer. At this time, the topic in the group of gods had already reached a thousand miles away.

Fu Nanfeng thought that he was so handsome that he had no friends to ask the goddess before, so he immediately searched through the group chat records with his heart pounding, wanting to see how the goddess replied...

He opened the group chat records and searched for the keyword [special], he wanted to know... Is he really special in the heart of the goddess?

After searching for that sentence, Fu Nanfeng found that that sentence was more than ten pages ago, that is to say, within a few minutes of him answering the phone, these great gods had chatted more than ten pages unwillingly. , this screen swiping speed is simply unscientific!

It's really unscientific to be able to make tens of thousands of daily codes while chatting!

In comparison, Fu Nanfeng's hand speed was extremely weak. He secretly thought, these masters must use their hands too much, that's why their hand speed is so fast!

Fu Nanfeng turned to the sentence [this girl is special] that was so handsome that no friend asked, and then scrolled down to find the reply from the goddess... As a result, he found...the goddess didn't reply at all!

Fu Nanfeng's heart was broken immediately.

I'm so tired I don't believe in love anymore.

At this moment, the group of writers on Tintin jumped up again, and Fu Nanfeng poked open the dialogue box sadly.

Honey Green Tea: Awwhhhhh, little cucumber!

Mango Smoothie: Green Tea?Is the cucumber swollen?

Honey Green Tea: Cucumber, hurry up and tell me honestly whether you have successfully sneaked into the group of goddesses (￣_,￣)

Sweet and sour pork ribs: Nani? w(Д)w

Shrimp Fish Pan Mee: How do you know about green tea? (⊙o⊙)

Cucumber is delicious: Σ(°△°|||)︴ was discovered by you...

Honey Green Tea: Because just now a great person I follow posted on Weibo saying that a very cute girl has entered their group!Also sent a screenshot of the group chat history!Although the master made a mosaic, I have already seen through the truth under the mosaic from the familiar tone and facial expressions!

Cucumbers are delicious: o(*////▽////*)q is baa

Mango Smoothie: Cucumbers are really cute!

Honey Green Tea: That's not the point!The point is that you asked about the goddess's measurements and photos of her home address! [idiot face]

Cucumbers are delicious: I don't have to ask...

Honey Green Tea: Love to ask!

Mango smoothie: love to ask! +1

Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs: Love to Ask! +2

Fresh Shrimp and Fish Pan Mee: I love to ask! +3

Cucumbers are delicious: Σ(っ°Д°;)っI just joined the group, is it really rich to be so direct?

Honey Green Tea: Wider!

Mango Smoothie: Broad! +1

Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs: Broad! +2

Fresh Shrimp and Fish Pan Mee: Broad! +3

Cucumber is delicious: Σ(°△°|||)︴Okay, I'll try it...

Honey Green Tea: Bon voyage!

Mango Smoothie: Bon voyage!

Sweet and Sour Pork Ribs: Bon voyage!

Shrimp Fish Pan Mee: Bon voyage!

So Fu Nanfeng carefully poked open the portrait of the goddess in the group, and typed carefully.

He thought secretly, he was just asking the goddess questions on behalf of the girls in the group!It's not that he wants to hook up with the goddess or attract her attention!

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess＞＜

After a few minutes, Can Xue Jinghong replied.

Can Xue startled:?

Cucumber is delicious: Well, many girls in my group are also your fans~ Can they ask you some questions?

Can Xue startled:?

Cucumbers are delicious: (screenshot) --

Honey Green Tea: That's not the point!The point is that you asked about the goddess's measurements and photos of her home address! [idiot face]

(Screenshot) o(*////▽////*) Goddess Q, would you mind answering!

Can Xue Jinghong: ...

Cucumbers are delicious: It doesn't matter if you don't want to answer the goddess!They were just joking!

Fu Nanfeng suddenly felt a little uneasy.

A few seconds later, Can Xue Jinghong replied.

Can Xue Jinghong: Measurements 100,100,100

Cucumbers are delicious: this is... measurements?Isn’t this a bucket? Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Can Xue Jinghong: Fruit Photo (a picture of an apple)

Cucumbers are delicious…

In a sense, Apple's photos are indeed equivalent to fruit photos!

Can Xue Jinghong: Home Address (A Picture of the Earth)

In a sense, we all do live on Earth!

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, don’t be cute w(Д)w

Can Xue Jinghong: This is not to show cuteness

Cucumbers are delicious: (￣△￣;)

Can Xue Jinghong: This is how cute =￣ω￣=

Cucumbers are delicious:  …

Goddess, are you smart!Don't forget to take medicine!

But... really cute (*/ω＼*)

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, you are so cute (*/ω＼*)

Can Xue Jinghong: You are also very cute (*/ω＼*)

Cucumbers are delicious: Goddess, you are the real cute girl (*/ω＼*)

Can Xue Jinghong: But I am not a girl (*/ω＼*)

Cucumbers are delicious:  …

Forget about it!

What should I do? When I saw the goddess looking cute, I subconsciously regarded the goddess as a girl.

Cucumbers are delicious: the goddess is also a cute guy even if she is a guy!

Can Xue Jinghong: Thank you (*/ω＼*)

Can Xue Jinghong: I think so too (*/ω＼*)

Cucumbers are delicious:  …

Goddess, are you broken? The painting style is a bit wrong!

Can Xue Jinghong: I want to code words, let’s go first (*/ω＼*)

Cucumbers are delicious: Kool-Aids Go!Goddess prays for ten shifts a day (*/ω＼*)

Can Xue Jinghong: Did not hear (*/ω＼*)

Cucumbers are delicious: Kneel!beg!one!day!ten!Even!

Can Xue Jinghong: The wind is too strong, I can't hear clearly (*/ω＼*)

... Goddess, if you are cute again, I will throw you down! QQ

Fu Nanfeng watched as the goddess's profile light, which was briefly lit up because of chatting with him, dimmed again, and his heart suddenly sank.

Although the attitude of the goddess towards him is different from that of the men in the group of gods, so what...

It must be the reason why the master thought he was a girl.

Fu Nanfeng, who was suddenly swept away by the depression, sighed melancholy, and thought that the day after tomorrow he would drive the ducks to the shelves, and his mood became even more depressed, so he changed the penguin's signature without hesitation.

Cucumbers are delicious: I am going on a blind date the day after tomorrow, and I feel depressed

Fu Nanfeng always used the penguin signature as a mood trash can, and yelled when he was unhappy. Sometimes readers would ask a question or two about it, but most of the time, no one would ask, after all Readers like his novels, not his people.

So Fu Nanfeng never expected anyone to care about him because of this signature.