Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

So handsome that I have no friends. The real person is as good-looking as the photo, or in other words, the real person is more beautiful than the photo.

Of course, the premise is - if he does not speak.

But once a friend who is too handsome to open his mouth opens his mouth, his moral image is immediately shattered.

"You're Little Cucumber, aren't you?" His handsome friend adjusted his glasses and stared at Fu Nanfeng for a while, "You're pretty cute...it's a pity you're not a girl." He sighed as he spoke.

Fu Nanfeng's face turned a little red, because he remembered the time when he had just joined the group and pretended to be a girl, but Fu Nanfeng knew that although he was a bit small and handsome, he was still not as good as a girl It's far away, if you really dress up as a woman, you will definitely be seen through at a glance... Wait, why did he want to go to such a strange place?

But if it's about dressing up as a woman, Xiao Mengsheng and too handsome to have no friends might be able to do it... Thinking so, Fu Nanfeng silently glanced at these two people.

"Are you so handsome that you have no friends... God?" Fu Nanfeng looked at him and asked, no matter how many times he glanced at him, he would still find it strange that a person who is so picky on the Internet, but in reality looks so good So elegant, this contrast is cute... Once you accept this setting, it seems to be a bit emotional.

"Pfft," the too handsome friend coughed twice, touched his nose and said, "It seems a bit shameful to be called this name in reality. You can call me by my name. My name is Wang Xiaoming." After finishing speaking, he used Looking at Fu Nanfeng with an expression of accepting fate.

Fu Nanfeng paused for a while, then paused for a while, and then forced a smile to ask: "Wang Xiaoming...is that the Wang Xiaoming I imagined?"

He was so handsome that his friend had an expression of "I knew it was like this", he snorted and said, "It's the Wang Xiaoming you imagined, Wang is Wang Xiaoming is Wang, Xiao is Wang Xiaoming's Xiao, Ming is Wang Xiaoming's Ming. "

There is no need to explain at all, the name Wang Xiaoming is already a meme!

Fu Nanfeng couldn't help laughing. After laughing for a long time, he looked so handsome that he had no friends... Wang Xiaoming coughed and said with a constipated expression, "Actually, this name is quite good and easy to remember."

"That's right." Wang Xiaoming looked at Fu Nanfeng with a depressed face, and said, "If you call this name on the street, maybe a few people will turn their heads."

"Ahem, isn't there a celebrity named Wang Xiaoming! Before those celebrities make their debut, they must find a master to figure out whether their name is good or not, and whether they can be popular. If it is not good, they will definitely change their name... This shows that the name Wang Xiaoming is real. Not bad." Fu Nanfeng said to Wang Xiaoming sincerely, covering his conscience.

Wang Xiaoming looked at Fu Nanfeng hesitantly, and asked, "Really...?"

"Of course!" Fu Nanfeng said sincerely, covering his conscience.

"It doesn't matter, come in first, it's not good to stand at the door all the time, don't disturb the gay couple in broad daylight." Wang Xiaoming said, and invited Fu Nanfeng and Xiao Mengsheng into the room, "Desert, They are all here for the warehouse, and you are the latest, since you are the closest to here, you will be fined a glass later."

After entering the room, Fu Nanfeng saw three people gathered around the table, and when he saw them coming in, he stood up one after another.

"The most wretched thing is the desert," Wang Xiaoming pointed to the person in the middle, pouted, "I've been called wretched in the group all day long, but he's obviously the most wretched person!"

The desert seven wolves look better in real life than in the photos, probably because he is not very photogenic. The real desert seven wolves have regular facial features, thick eyebrows, big eyes, and a very tough appearance. They are about [-] years old, like the manager of a company He glared at Wang Xiaoming first, then turned to Fu Nanfeng and the others and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense, you are a little cucumber, right? The first time we met, I am the Desert Seven Wolves. My real name is Mo Qilang, just call me Lao Mo."

Before the face-to-face meeting, several of them had exchanged photos on the Internet, so there was no situation where they could not recognize what each other looked like. Although it was the first time they met Xiao Mengsheng, they were not too surprised by Xiao Mengsheng's appearance. Of course, they also knew about Xiao Mengsheng's physical condition.

Fu Nanfeng really likes the cheerfulness of the seven wolves in the desert, so he also introduced himself openly: "My name is Fu Nanfeng, and Fu is Fu for dealing with it. Nanfeng is also the wind of the south, the south wind..." After finishing speaking After that, he glanced at Xiao Mengsheng, and continued to introduce, "Xiao Mengsheng...my man."

A simple introduction is so domineering.

Obviously both Mo Qilang and Wang Xiaoming were shocked by Fu Nanfeng's domineering introduction.

Of course, there are others.

A boy with a watermelon head laughed. Seeing Fu Nanfeng looking at him, he also introduced himself: "I am Master Diancang, and my real name is Ye Diancang, because my dad likes to read martial arts novels. That’s how I got my name.”

"This name is very domineering!" Fu Nanfeng said sincerely.

At this time, another boy with a fleshy baby face also began to introduce himself: "I am the domineering Watermelon Knife, and my name is Zhu Rong."

After introducing themselves, several people sat down, and Mo Qilang began to pour wine.

Seeing the wine glass Mo Qilang handed to him, Fu Nanfeng waved his hands again and again, and said, "I don't know how to drink, I've never drank before... Just pour me a glass of Sprite."

Wang Xiaoming, who was sitting opposite Fu Nanfeng, smiled, and said, "Little Cucumber, how old are you, how can you never drink alcohol? Didn't the people in the dormitory drink together when you were in college?"

Fu Nanfeng shook his head. In the past, people in their dormitory did often go out to parties and drink, and even brought them back to the dormitory to drink. The bottles and cans were thrown all over the place, but he never participated.Of course, it's not true that he has never tasted wine, but he doesn't like the taste, and he can't understand those who love to drink.

Seeing that he refused, Mo Qilang couldn't resist, so he handed the wine glass to Xiao Mengsheng who was sitting beside Fu Nanfeng.

Fu Nanfeng immediately waved his hands and said, "Goddesses can't drink too..."

"You don't drink it yourself, and you don't give it to your man?" Mo Qilang laughed and asked Fu Nanfeng in a teasing tone.

Fu Nanfeng blushed a little, he turned his head and asked Xiao Mengsheng in a low voice: "Do you want to drink?" Of course, he didn't want Xiao Mengsheng to drink in private, because he felt that alcohol was harmful to his health and he was easy to get drunk.

Looking at Fu Nanfeng's dark eyes, Xiao Mengsheng shook his head slowly.

Satisfied, Fu Nanfeng turned his head and pushed the wine glass back, and said righteously, "Goddess doesn't like drinking either."

Mo Qilang had no choice but to shrug his shoulders, and handed the wine glass to the others.

Soon, beautiful waitresses came to serve the dishes, and another waitress brought up a bottle of ice sprite. Fu Nanfeng poured a glass for himself, and poured another for Xiao Mengsheng.

Wang Xiaoming looked at Xiao Mengsheng drinking Sprite quietly, raised his eyebrows and said: "Goddess, you really are a strict wife."

Fu Nanfeng was drinking Sprite seriously with his head down. He almost spit out a mouthful of Sprite after hearing these words, and then he choked. After coughing twice, Xiao Mengsheng stretched out his hand to caress Fu Nanfeng's back.

Fu Nanfeng came back to his senses and struggled to retort weakly: "Who, who said I am that!" To say that Xiao Mengsheng is a strict wife doesn't mean that he is the next one?

"Don't make excuses, we all understand," Wang Xiaoming smiled meaningfully, "Do you want to say that the goddess is the subject?"

"..." Fu Nanfeng could only lower his head and drink Sprite silently.

Although he doesn't want to admit that he is the one who suffers!But he couldn't bear Xiao Mengsheng being raped by YY even more!

Hey, then I'll be reluctant, admit it... Anyway, I won't lose a piece of meat.

The waiter served a few dishes, and everyone started to move their chopsticks. Mo Qilang's eating was very hearty. With a movement of the chopsticks, he picked up a few large pieces of meat. Wang Xiaoming was not inferior to Mo Qilang in the slightest. Not gentle, Ye Diancang and Zhu Rong's battle value is also quite high, after this plate of dishes came out, the turntable on the table was spinning, and when the dishes finally arrived in front of Fu Nanfeng and the others, there was only The next one had an empty plate with some soup left.

Fu Nanfeng: "..."

Mo Qilang picked out the bones from the bowl, looked up at Fu Nanfeng, and said without guilt: "If you eat with us, you have to grab them. Don't blame us if you can't."

Fu Nanfeng: Blame me?

Looking at his own empty bowl and the empty bowl in front of Xiao Mengsheng, Fu Nanfeng gritted his teeth secretly. After the next dish was served, Fu Nanfeng fully learned his lesson and was not polite at all. He took two roasted chicken legs with honey sauce, threw one into his bowl and the other into Xiao Mengsheng's bowl.

Wang Xiaoming on the opposite side yelled twice, biting his chopsticks and looking at Fu Nanfeng unwillingly: "My chicken leg woo woo woo..."

Fu Nanfeng was very apprehensive, sucking the chicken drumsticks so loudly, Xiao Mengsheng silently glanced at Fu Nanfeng, picked up the drumsticks with his slender and beautiful hands, and ate them. The food looked gentle and beautiful, better than Mo Qilang's group Dressed animals are much more elegant.

Soon, the dish was eaten up again. When the waiter came in with the dish again, he looked at the two empty plates on the table and was stunned.

"Just remove the empty plates." Mo Qilang ordered the waiter calmly.

As soon as the new dishes were served, these beasts in clothes and clothes suddenly entered the eating mode again. This one also turned the turntable, that one also turned the turntable, that one stretched the chopsticks to snatch it, and this body was about to lie down on the table Yes, Fu Nanfeng was amazed and amazed.

Because the two people turned the turntable in opposite directions at the same time, the turntable on the table stopped for a moment, and the dish just stopped in front of Fu Nanfeng Xiao Mengsheng and the others.

Fu Nanfeng calmly picked up the two best pieces of meat with his chopsticks, put one in Xiao Mengsheng's bowl, and stuffed the other in his mouth.

Xiao Mengsheng was even more calm. He calmly took down the entire dish and placed it in front of him and Fu Nanfeng.

Mo Qilang: "..." Little bitch!

Wang Xiaoming: "..." Little bitch!

Ye Diancang: "..." Little bitch!

Zhu Rong: "..." Little bitch!

Fu Nanfeng: "..." Goddess did a good job!

Xiao Mengsheng: "..."^_^

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According to the comments from Naimen, it is tentatively decided that the Goddess of Fanwai and Cucumber will go on a trip (about two or three chapters), and Watermelon and Diancang (about one chapter)