Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you

Chapter 1 The first bar of soap

Ding Ding Novels Cucumber is delicious V: Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you! ! ! //@丁丁小说网 Cucumber is delicious V: Goddess, I want to give birth to you! ! ! //@丁丁小说网 Cucumber is delicious V: Goddess, I want to give birth to monkeys for you! ! !

@元雪惊鸿V: Updated n(≧▽≦)n

As soon as Fu Nanfeng opened Weibo, he found that his beloved Can Xue Jinghong had posted an update on Weibo, and immediately reposted it, madly swiping more than a dozen comments "Goddess, I want to give birth to you!!!" After that, he gave a thumbs up.

I hate it, why can only one like on Weibo!

He really wanted to click ten likes in a row!

After clicking likes, Fu Nanfeng immediately opened the bookmarks of Jidian.com, found Can Xue Jinghong's novel "Galaxy Mecha Legend", and read the latest update.

Fu Nanfeng, male, 22 years old, just graduated not long ago, is currently a full-time danmei writer on Dingding.com, pen name Cucumber is delicious, under the current trend of danmei, Fu Nanfeng is in the middle of a crowd of rotten girls Li Hequn has not only become a perseverant rotten man, but also became a danmei writer in the danmei novel network Tintin under the glorious guidance of the organization!

Looking back on the past, Fu Nanfeng couldn't help but burst into tears and felt sorry for himself. If he hadn't opened the danmei novel briefcase sent by his senior sister at the university, if he hadn't read it out of curiosity... then he would have It will not open the door to a new world from now on, and embark on the road of no return to Tanmei!

After being led into a detour by his senior sister, Fu Nanfeng was out of control and became a rotten boy who stood out from the crowd. Not only that, but because Fu Nanfeng was usually a literary young man who loved to write poetry and prose, he wrote He is quite talented in writing articles, so under the coercion and lure of his senior sister, Fu Nanfeng became a writer on the Danmei novel website Dingding.com. After three years, he has accumulated a lot of fans, which can barely be regarded as a little pink. .

As for Can Xue Jinghong, whose gender is unknown and whose age is unknown, he is a god-level writer on Jidian.com, and his works have been ranked in the top three of Jidian's collection rankings and rewards rankings all year round. He is a veritable master.

Can Xue Jinghong's works are majestic but delicate in writing, unlike ordinary male authors, so many readers have doubts about the gender of the great god. In addition, Can Xue Jinghong has never attended any author meeting on the base novel network, etc. So far, gender has become an issue. However, because the great god has no stallion and no harem, the male protagonist will always have only gay friends by his side, and the passionate plot will always be filled with a lingering faint natural rotten atmosphere. The title... But Can Xue Jinghong never came forward to refute it, so the title of "goddess" spread more and more widely, and even many other great gods on the base novel network began to call Can Xue Jinghong that way.

...Of course, the most important point is that the master loves to be cute and uses kaomoji very much!It's hard to think that the Great God is a Chinese paper!

For example, every time the master updates, he will cry out on Weibo.

Can Xue Jinghong V: Updated ヽ(▽)ノ

Can Xue Jinghong V: Updated (~ ̄(OO) ̄)ブ

Can Xue Jinghong V: Updated ヾ(≧O≦)〃嗤~

Can Xue Jinghong V: Updated ((≧︶≦))

...It's so cute that you can't look directly at it!

So cute it must be girl paper!

Fu Nanfeng, who thinks he is rotten but not crooked, is screamed by the goddess's Weibo every time. Even though the Weibo posted by the goddess is just a simple three-character plus kaomoji, he is still so cute that he can't control himself!Can't wait to click a hundred likes!

#Every time I open Weibo, I can see the goddess selling cute#

#My goddess can't be this cute! #

#Such a cute goddess must be a girl paper! #

Every time he saw the goddess posting an update on Weibo, Fu Nanfeng would frantically swipe the screen under the comments.

Ding Ding Novels Cucumber is delicious V: Goddess is awesome Goddess Goddess I want to give birth to you!

Ding Ding Novels Cucumber is delicious V: Goddess, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!

Ding Ding Novels Cucumber is delicious V: Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you!

...Actually, he prefers that the Goddess give him a child, would he just talk about it?

Of course, Fu Nanfeng was far from the only fan of the goddess. Soon, Fu Nanfeng's idiot comments were drowned in the army of comments, and soon disappeared.

However, due to Fu Nanfeng's reputation as an idiot fan, and the fact that he unremittingly swipes the screen of Goddess Weibo and novels every day, many Goddess readers recognize Fu Nanfeng, so they just comment Li and Fu Nanfeng chatted.

(Due to the plot, the comments need to be read from top to bottom↓)

Goddess Fan No. [-]: Reply to @丁丁小说网 Cucumber is delicious: Are you trying to refresh your screen today?

Cucumber is delicious V: Reply to @神秘感油粉号#[-]: Must!Try to express your love to Goddess today too!Goddess, I love you and I want to pick up soap for you!

Passing onlookers making soy sauce: Reply to @丁丁小说网 Cucumber is delicious: It’s you again!It's you again!why is it you again!

Cucumber is delicious V: Reply to @通过乱观打酱: It’s still me!It's still me!Where there is a goddess, there is me!I'm a fan of the goddess!I speak for myself!

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After molesting the fans on the goddess' Weibo, Fu Nanfeng sighed melancholy, read the goddess's Weibo more than a dozen times, and sighed deeply again. Although the goddess is not as tall as ordinary gods Cold, can't post on Weibo once a month, but every time he posts on Weibo, it is related to updates, and rarely mentions things about himself. Every time he wants to know more about the goddess, he can't do it!

The goddess is not like the average male author who likes to express opinions on political and current affairs. He can't even unify the three views with the goddess!

Although the goddess loves to be cute and loves to use words, Fu Nanfeng's keen heart of a rotten man can detect the indifference of the goddess' cute expression, because the goddess will only say "updated" every time she updates. Not willing to say a word!It's so glamorous and noble!

...However, Fu Nanfeng likes the glamor and nobility of the goddess~

After watching the update of the goddess, Fu Nanfeng frantically swiped the screen with flowers and tickets as usual. The content of the swiping screen was still "Goddess, I want to give birth to you, Goddess, I want to pick up soap for you... It's so idiotic that I can't bear to look straight at it!"

There are also many fans under Goddess Wen. In less than a minute, Fu Nanfeng's comments were scrolled to the bottom, and soon disappeared. However, even if Fu Nanfeng's comments can stay on the first page of comments, it is meaningless, because He knew that goddesses didn't read comments. Goddesses like goddesses had hundreds of messages every day, and there was no time to read them.

Even though he knew this, Fu Nanfeng still insisted on swiping the screen to leave messages every day, hoping that one day a miracle would happen and the goddess would read his messages.

After swiping the screen, Fu Nanfeng opened the author interface of Ding Ding Novels and started today's update.

After writing novels on Ding Ding Novels for three years, Fu Nanfeng can be regarded as a well-known danmei writer at this time. Of course, the soft girls who read him always thought he was a soft girl, and he had never dated anyone else. I said that he is actually a Han paper. After all, it is strange to write a Danmei novel with a Han paper.

As a rotten man who insists on being rotten but not curvy, Fu Nanfeng is also afraid that others will misunderstand him as a gay, so readers regard him as a soft girl, and he has never denied it.

The novel that Fu Nanfeng was serializing was almost finished. After updating a chapter, he began to think about what to write in the new pit.

When his eyes flicked over the interface of the goddess's novel, suddenly inspiration rushed out like a prolapsed wild horse!

At this moment, Fu Nanfeng made a major decision - he wanted to write a love story to his most beloved goddess!people!arts!

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