Surgeons dressed as poor people in the Republic of China

There was an air of awkwardness spreading in the hospital treatment room.

Zhou Datou was already grunting in pain.

Some police officers were dissatisfied: "Wearing a white coat, didn't you see that our section chief is in severe pain? You are treating it!"

Pei Zebi, who had just come over after watching Zhou Datou's situation, heard the subordinate's unceremonious attitude, glanced at the policeman coldly, and said in a gentle tone: "Doctor, my subordinate is very uncomfortable now, please."

The young doctor in a white coat looked at a policeman with a red face and a white face, and showed a tearful expression, "No... sorry, I am not dying, I am in the Department of Urology."

Afraid that the police officers would not understand, he hastily added, "It's circumcision!"

Pei Zebi: ...

Ye Yibai: ...

A group of police officers: ...

"I didn't ask you to have an operation. I just inserted a gastric tube. Even if you are in the Department of Urology, haven't you been rotated? You don't even know this kind of basic treatment?" Ye Yibai frowned, and his tone was full of dissatisfaction .

This doctor seems to be officially practicing, otherwise he would not be allowed to work at night alone, but a officially practicing doctor can't insert a gastric tube?If this was his student, he would have been sent to the emergency department for half a year.

Listening to Ye Yibai's series of questions, the young doctor almost lowered his head into the ground. This student-like person...how does he talk like his tutor.

No, he is just a student, why should I be afraid of him, the young doctor thought of this, and wanted to turn his head up, but when he looked up and saw Ye Yibai's "disgusting" eyes, he immediately lowered his head.

Hey, hey, he didn't dare to hate, the look in his eyes was the same as that of his mentor.

"You're the only doctor?" Pei Zebi's expression turned ugly.

The young doctor hurriedly said: "I'm the only one left in the surgery, but I can call my teacher, who lives very close and will be here soon." He ran towards the phone while talking.

"Your teacher is also circumcised, right?" A police officer couldn't help asking.

A look of embarrassment appeared on the young doctor's face, "No, Mr. Surgeon, he can do everything."

"Then how can I teach a student who can only be circumcised." The police officer's voice was not loud, but the treatment room was too quiet at night, and the words successfully reached the ears of everyone present.

Young doctor: If you don’t listen, don’t listen. You can’t listen to the scriptures. Teacher, answer the phone quickly.

Ye Yibai: Although he didn't say it to me, he actually felt empathetic. He still has to be strict with those little bastards in the future, otherwise, like the one in front of him, as a teacher, he doesn't know how much he will be scolded behind his back.

The phone beeped for a long time, and the young doctor held up the receiver with a look of embarrassment on his face.

"My teacher... doesn't seem to be here." Seeing that the face of the leader of the group of policemen had completely darkened, and his right hand was even pressed on the bulging pocket of his trousers, the little doctor was trembling in his heart. Could it be that he wanted to take a gun? ...

"I can call other surgical teachers, right away, right away, Xiao Xu, hurry up and find Teacher Zheng's number!"

"I... I'm going to look through the address book!" A nurse who has been working as a quail to reduce her presence since the police came in immediately said.

Ye Yibai: ...

He turned his head and looked at Zhou Datou who was lying on the push bed, gritting his teeth and refusing to cry out. When he was in the police station just now, there was a hot dinner next to the chair Zhou Datou was sitting on, which should be brought to him. yes.

He is short-handed when taking others, and soft-mouthed when eating others. Besides, no one here should sue him for practicing medicine without a license.

So Ye Yibai walked up to Zhou Datou, bent down, "Datou, let me do it for you, okay?"

Zhou Datou turned his head when he heard the words, and forced a smile at Ye Yibai, "Doctor Ye, will you charge me for the operation?"

Ye Yibai heard the joke in Zhou Datou's words, and he chuckled, "Didn't you bring me dinner, I won't give you the dinner money." In this era, police uncles bring five meals a meal. He couldn't afford silver dollars either.

"That's fine! Come on!" Zhou Datou didn't hesitate at all.

Ye Yibai patted Zhou Datou on the shoulder, "Don't worry, leave it to me." After speaking, he got up, turned his head and said to the three-person team of doctors and nurses: "Prepare the surgical gown and preoperative notice, as well as stethoscope, drainage tube, gastric tube, Syringes, tweezers, gauze, lubricant, swabs, adhesive tape, and pins."

The two young nurses had probably never participated in surgery, but they were memorizing Ye Yibai's words with their fingers.

Ye Yibai: "Take notes if you can't remember!"

On the contrary, the young doctor said, "Mmmmmm." He responded quickly, and ran to prepare without waiting for the two nurses to respond.

Two nurses:! ! !do not go!We can help too, don't leave the two of us facing these black-clothed policemen!

Can't follow to prepare equipment, then there is...

"Doctor Ye, I'll take you to the changing room." Nurse Xiao Xu spoke wittily first.

Ye Yibai nodded, so Nurse Xiao Xu happily abandoned her companion and took Ye Yibai to the changing room with brisk steps.

The little nurse who was left behind: "I...I will prepare the operation notice."

in the changing room

Ye Yibai took off his black student suit, and unfolded the white coat sent by the nurse. The white corners of the clothes drew a beautiful arc in the air, and the buttons were buttoned. Ye Yibai glanced at the mirror while twisting the buttons young people here.

The young man in the mirror was dressed in a white coat, with a tall and straight figure, short hair, three to seven points, a few unruly bangs on his smooth forehead, slightly deep eye sockets, double eyelids, a straight nose bridge, and the lips under the nose were tightly closed by the owner. Appears slimmer.

It looks really good-looking.

After twisting the last button, Ye Yibai checked it up and down, and walked quickly to the treatment room after making sure there was no problem.

The robes are raised backwards, the familiar hospital is walking quickly, the two parallel lines of the past life and the present life seem to overlap at this moment...

"Ye...Doctor Ye, right? Things are ready."

As soon as Ye Yibai came out, the young doctor came up to him, "The patient's vomiting reaction was a bit violent, and the cold sweat was a bit profuse. I asked the nurse to prepare an electrolyte replenishment solution."

The young doctor's eyes were shining brightly, and he was just about to write three words of praise on his face.

Ye Yibai: "Well, very good, Dr. Guo." He saw the nameplate "Guo Jie" on the young doctor's chest.

Guo Jie grinned wide, he was praised~

"Big head, can you sit up now?" Ye Yibai checked the equipment, and there was nothing missing, only the specifications and materials...

Ye Yibai picked up one end of the gastric tube with a hemostat and tried the feel. There was indeed a difference in the feel, but the small outpatient surgery of gastric decompression was not a big problem.

Zhou Datou supported himself and sat up from the bed. Seeing this, the two nurses hurriedly helped him up.

"He's a man." Ye Yibai gave him a thumbs up.

Zhou Datou laughed "hehe".

Puji Hospital didn't have a special treatment chair, so Ye Yibai let Zhou Datou sit down, and then put a treatment towel under his jaw.

"Look up." Grabbing Zhou Datou's chin and turning it left and right, he picked up a cotton swab and was about to disinfect it.

Somebody around made a "puchi" laugh, "Zhou Ke, you look like a big girl when Dr. Xiaoye grabs your face like this."

Zhou Datou's pale face turned a "shy" blush from the laughter.

Ye Yibai looked around while grabbing Zhou Datou's chin. There is no curtain in this treatment room.

"Let them go out." Ye Yibai turned his head and said to the female nurse next to him.

When Nurse Xiao Xu heard this, she almost looked at Ye Yibai in horror. Does this mean she was asked to drive those policemen out?

"You are a nurse." It is the nurse's responsibility to maintain order in the ward.

Nurse Xiao Xu was taken aback, looked at Ye Yibai and Guo Jie who had already put on disposable rubber gloves, gritted her teeth, she was a nurse, "You...you go out, don't disturb the doctor's treatment." The little nurse He turned around and yelled at a few idle policemen.

That's right, it was roaring, but the voice was a little softer.

The policemen were taken aback for a moment, and when they were about to speak, Pei Zebi who was sitting beside him got up first, "Okay, let's go out."

Pei Zebi got up, and the other little police officers had nothing to say, one by one they walked out of the treatment room door and went to the lobby to wait.

Seeing that Pei Zebi was about to go out, Zhou Datou, whose head was caught in Ye Yibai's hands, couldn't help but said, "Pei...Pei Chu, can you stay, I...I'm scared."

Zhou Datou originally wanted to call out to other colleagues, but they walked too fast, he looked left and right facing Ye Yibai alone, as if he was looking at where to cut the knife, he was really a little scared.

Pei Zebi subconsciously went to see Ye Yibai.

Ye Yibai: "Okay, family members will accompany you, but don't make noise to affect the patient."

Then, the family member Pei Zebi sat back again.

With the junior doctor under him, Ye Yibai naturally entered the operation teaching mode.

"left side, right side?"

"On the right, the nostril on the right is bigger!"

"This person has a big head and a big nose, so it's much easier to insert. Last time, I inserted a little girl with our teacher. She has a small nose. It looks good, but it doesn't work at critical times!" Guo Jie said. Apply Vaseline to the scissors.

"Since you have learned from the teacher, why can't you do it?" Most doctors are used to chatting in the operating room. The tense scenes shown on TV, the big doctors sweating, and the small doctors' nerve-wracking scenes are mostly major operations. At the critical moment, this kind of operation usually takes more than ten to twenty hours. If the nerves are in a state of tension all the time, even an iron man will go crazy.

Ye Yibai is usually strict with his students, but he will be gentler in the operating room. After all, the freshly baked babies are more glass-hearted. In their department, they were scolded and cried by their instructors in the operating room. Stories of sick patients terrified.

"Patients don't accept this type of surgery very well. If the little girl I was talking about hadn't been scared by the teacher, she would have died from this disease, or she would have been cut on her stomach and left a long centipede scar that would never go away. The nose hurts for a while, so the little girl won't do it." Guo Jie looked very regretful.

"Relax, you come and lift your head, you don't have to move." Cutting nose hair has always been the job of a little doctor, and Ye Yibai very naturally gave up his position for Guo Jie to operate.

There was more cold sweat on Zhou Datou's face. I don't know if it was sickness or fright. The more he listened, the more wrong he became. His stomach hurts. It has nothing to do with his nose.

"Ye... Doctor Ye, why did you cut my nose hair?"

"Don't move, don't talk!"

Zhou Datou: No, the scissors... the scissors came over, and entered... into his nose?But I just said that the nostrils are relatively large. What does it mean to insert the nose? ?He didn't do it!He won't do it! !

Zhou Datou's eyes were terrified, and he kept trying to use his eyes to ask Pei Zebi who was sitting not far away for help, but a strong white light was aimed at his nose, and the pointed scissors head had already penetrated into his right nostril.

Because of his panic, his nostrils became bigger, which made it easier for Guo Jie to operate.

Ye Yibai turned his head and asked the little nurse, "Have you signed the bookmark for the operation notification?" Looking at Zhou Datou's appearance, he seemed to have no idea what treatment he was going to receive.

The little nurse took out a piece of paper with fingerprints in her hand, "I signed it, his stomach hurts, I was afraid that he could not write with trembling hands, so I asked him to press his fingerprints!" The voice was crisp and clear.

Ye Yibai subconsciously looked at the police uniform that Zhou Datou had already taken off and put aside. Does this count as "only respecting Luo Shan and disrespecting others."

"Just sign it."

On the other side, Guo Jie has successfully completed the small goal of cutting nose hair. He is wiping the skin of the vestibule of his nose with a cotton swab dipped in Vaseline.

"Doctor Ye, it's clean!"

Ye Yibai nodded. While Guo Jie was cutting his nose hair, he had already made preparations for gastric tube insertion.

Apply lubricating oil to the front end of the gastric tube, clamp the end of the gastric tube with a hemostat, and slowly approach the right nostril of Zhou Datou.

Zhou Datou's two small eyes were full of panic! !

so long! !Up his nose? ? ? ! ! !

"Ye... Doctor Ye, wait a minute, my stomach doesn't hurt anymore! Really!!" The man's head was bleeding, "Why don't we have an operation, it doesn't matter if you cut your stomach, I'm not afraid of leaving scars!" Centipede What is Scar afraid of!He has been in the rain in the wind and rain for so many years, and he has many scars, which are the signs of a man! !

"Don't talk, or you will have to reinsert the trachea if you insert it!"

"Doctor Ye! Don't!!" Zhou Datou yelled sadly, causing the policemen in the lobby to look in.

Zhou Datou was so uncooperative that he couldn't proceed to the next step.

Ye Yibai: "Patient's family, come and do the patient's ideological work." He put the gastric tube into the treatment bowl with gauze, and turned to call Pei Zebi.

Pei Zebi who was reading the newspaper beside him:? ? ?

Director Pei put the newspaper aside, stood up, and walked not far from Zhou Datou. He glanced at the long gastric tube wrapped in gauze in the treatment bowl, and felt a tightness in his nasal cavity.

Is this going to be inserted into the stomach?

"Director!!" Zhou Datou's shrill voice made the listeners weep with sadness.

"This..." Pei Zebi looked at Ye Yibai.

Dr. Ye Da looked serious, "This is the treatment with the least impact on the patient and the fastest effect. The process is a bit uncomfortable, but there are almost no sequelae."

Guo Jie also said: "Every little girl can do it, but you, a big man, are still struggling. Your nostrils are so big, and the surgical field is clear, so what are you afraid of!"

Every little girl can do it...

A little girl can do it... this sentence is lore...

Zhou Datou sucked his nostrils, and was speechless for a while. He is the head of the dispatch section of the Shanghai Police Department. He...

Seeing Zhou Datou sniffing his nose, Guo Jie turned pale with fright. He quickly held his head up and took a lamp to illuminate it, "You didn't blow your nose, or you'll have to clean it again."

Pei Zebi: ...

Pei Zebi coughed dryly: "Boss, fully cooperate with the doctor and don't cause trouble."

Zhou Datou: Oh~

"Yes, Director!" No matter how painful his heart was, Zhou Datou would still straighten his back, salute, and express his obedience to the order.

Guo Jiezai carefully observed Zhou Datou's nostrils for a while, um, very good, the surgical field was still clean, but he was still worried, so he used a cotton swab dipped in Vaseline to sweep around his nostrils and nasal vestibule again. .

This time Pei Zebi did not sit back on the sofa, he stood not far away, staring curiously at the stomach tube in the treatment bowl.

Ye Yibai picked up the gauze-wrapped part of the gastric tube again with his left hand, "Let me ask again, are your nostrils ventilated now?"

Zhou Datou nodded weakly.

"Then I'll start working now."

Ye Yibai held the gauze wrapped part of the gastric tube in his left hand, and clamped the end of the gastric tube with hemostatic forceps in his right hand. Under Zhou Datou's slightly frightened eyes, he slowly inserted it along his nasal cavity and lower nasal passage.

When the gastric tube was inserted to the 15 cm position indicated by the tape, which is the pharynx, Ye Yibai said softly: "Big head, tilt your head forward a little bit, and swallow at the same time, like swallowing noodles."

Big head: "vomit...vomit..." Dr. Ye, he is still swallowing, he is about to spit out the bile, no, he has already spit it out.

"Big head, take a deep breath, follow my rhythm, inhale...exhale..." Ye Yibai's voice was calm and slow, without any fluctuation, which made people very convincing.

Zhou Datou: "Uh... vomit... suck... vomit... vomit..." God!How could there be such a painful thing in this world? Zhou Datou felt that if he saw the group of human traffickers now, he would rush over with the gun and die with them!

He is a big man, with snot, tears and cold sweat left behind. Why do I often have tears in my eyes, because I hate this gastric tube deeply.

Ye Yibai waited for Zhou Datou's nausea to subside a little, he quickly inserted it with sharp eyes and quick hands.

"Big head, open your mouth, Guo Jie, can you see if there is any twisting of the gastric tube in the mouth?"

"No."

Ye Yibai heard the words and continued to deliver the tube until it reached the mark of the second piece of adhesive tape. At this point, the tube of more than 60 cm was sent to Zhou Datou's stomach by Ye Yibai along the nasal cavity and inferior nasal passage.

Pei Zebi on the side looked at Zhou Datou, a man who didn't even hum when he was cut by a knife, but now he looked tearful, and there was such a long pipe coming from his nostril...

Pei Zebi swallowed involuntarily, and suddenly felt an itchy nose and a sore throat.

Although the rest of the police officers were ordered by Pei Zebi not to enter the treatment room, Zhou Datou yelled so terribly just now, everyone is curious, so these six police officers were fortunate to see the scene of Dr. Ye Da turning into a living tube .

For the first time, the members of the Dispatch Section and the Detective Section, who had always been unscrupulous, felt the terrifying power of the white coat.

After the intubation was completed, Ye Yibai looked at Guo Jie, "Syringe."

Although Ye Yibai hadn't done this kind of clinical treatment for a long time, the work at hand was still intact. The specific performance was that when the syringe was sucked, Zhou Datou's gastric juice was sucked out very smoothly.

As for what else was sucked out at the same time, everyone knew the appearance of Pei Zebi walking away and the appearance of the police officers scattered in all directions, so I won't describe it too much.

After the gastric juice was pumped, Ye Yibai fixed the tube on Zhou Datou's upper lip and cheek with adhesive tape. Since there was no gastrointestinal decompressor, he temporarily made one with a 50ML syringe.

"Replenish electrolytes, pump the syringe once every half hour, observe for 24 hours, inject a little warm saline after 24 hours, if there is no retention, you can eat a small amount."

"Okay, Doctor Ye." Guo Jie replied very quickly.

So far, Dr. Ye's first minor clinical surgery back in the 30s came to a successful conclusion.

As for Zhou Datou...

Nurse Xiao Xu: "Oh, your snot is about to flow into your mouth, I'll wipe it for you."

Zhou Datou, whose mouth was stuffed with gauze: ...