nosy on you

not-so-beautiful misunderstanding

The drunk man didn't find his mobile phone, and he didn't know if it was stolen or lost. The wallet was quite full, but he didn't dare to open it carefully, and he wouldn't be able to tell if the money was wrong.

Right now, he can't contact his family, and he can't use his money to open a room in a hotel without permission. The only way is to carry him back to his residence.

When he walked to the intersection of the village in the city, Yan Jing couldn't even straighten his waist, his whole body was soaked inside and out, and he probably broke out a couple of sweats after taking off his clothes.

He suddenly remembered a variety show video of a foreign pig-carrying competition in Mu Xue's circle of friends, and he laughed for a long time at that time.

Now I feel like I can sign up for the competition tomorrow.

The one on the back is a pig, and it's a Yorkshire pig.

It usually takes 15 minutes to get home, but tonight I had to walk for more than half an hour. At least at this time, the gangsters in the community are busy carrying out nightlife, and they are not afraid of encountering obstacles, otherwise this buddy will probably go to the tiger's mouth.

Fortunately, the drunk man was quite honest along the way.

Opening the door, Yan Jing immediately threw the Yorkshire pig on the bed, and the wooden bed creaked in pain and "wailed".

He has never been so satisfied with this room as he is now, and he is even grateful from the bottom of his heart for the ingenious design of the landlady, which allowed him to walk to the bed in only five steps.

Sitting slumped on the ground and panting for a while, I took out my phone and looked at it, it was exactly 01:30 in the morning.

After the breathing stabilized, the sense of smell finally returned.

Strictly sniffing his nose, he seemed to smell a pantothenic acid.

"Damn it!" The pair of Oxford leather shoes dotted with vomit suddenly appeared in his mind, and his stomach was overwhelmed, and he covered his mouth like a carp stiffened, turning over from the ground.

The bed sheet has been killed, so I can only use a rag to rescue it...

Change it tomorrow, I don't want to be slept by a stranger.

Carrying the pair of "fancy" stinky shoes to scrub in the toilet, there were intermittent slight snoring sounds from the bedroom.

The drunk man buried his face in the pillow and slept soundly, as if he had never looked at him directly. If this is really a criminal, the police couldn't describe it when they took notes.

Yan Jing walked to the bed, hesitated for a few seconds, reached out and pushed him, turning him over.

Unexpectedly, the man's looks did not match his gaffe-like demeanor at all.

The sideburns were cut very short with clippers, a long and thin white line was shaved on the top of the head, and the thick black hair was combed obliquely upwards to form a greasy head. Two sharp eyebrows hung sharply below the forehead, even with closed eyes It also exudes a mature and stern heroism.

The only thing that doesn't match is probably the round earring on his earlobe and this clothes.

It's not ugly, it's just a little... too formal.

In the strict and stereotyped impression, people who wear white shirts, suit pants and black leather shoes from morning to night are usually salesmen of insurance companies and real estate consultants in the sales department.

By the way, some younger brothers who are engaged in unhealthy occupations in Bar Street also dress like this.

Thinking of this, Yan Yan subconsciously scanned the drunk man several times from head to toe.

Hmm... the material of the clothes is quite smooth, the body proportions are not bad, and the belt is double G.

He doesn't know much about famous brands, and he can't afford them anyway, but Mu Xue likes to study these things, and even showed him a picture of a canvas handbag with the same logo. It is said that the bag costs [-].

Drunken man should be the last kind of unscrupulous occupation, drinking with guests, then getting drunk by the guests, and then...

Yan Jing was still trying to figure out the storyline behind "Then", when the unscrupulous drunk brother suddenly turned sideways, his eyelashes fluttered a few times, and then opened his confused and out-of-focus eyes.

He supported the bed board with one hand and sat up, staring at the strictness without saying a word, and he was silent for 2 minutes.

So embarrassing!

"You...are you sober?" Yan Jing scratched the tip of his right eyebrow, "I don't know where you live, so..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the unscrupulous drunk brother suddenly stepped forward, opened his arms and gave him a bear hug. Yan Jing was originally half squatting beside the bed, but he directly bowed down to him.

So drunk is pretending?

Stealing sex outside is easy to disturb the righteous people. Even if you are caught committing crimes in other people's homes, you can still argue that this is a sex hookup that you like and I like...

It really is a pervert!And he's a thoughtful pervert! !

Yan Jing has been bullied by his classmates since junior high school. In order to protect himself, he has developed a hidden skill. The almost full dodge value perfectly makes up for the lack of attack power. As long as he is not surrounded by three or five people, he can escape. Still more than enough.

I just walked away for a while, and was instantly killed...

"Hey!" He yelled, and was about to push Reneng away when the drunken brother's arms suddenly loosened, his chin hung on his shoulders, and his body went limp like noodles.

Sorry, misunderstood you again, the frequency of the word "abnormal" seems to be a bit high tonight.

A faint scent of perfume lingers on the tip of the nose, which smells very good.

Rigorous seldom has such intimate contact with people, his cheeks to the back of his ears seemed to be covered with a layer of chili powder, and it was hot and spicy. After a stalemate for about a minute and a half, the strange feeling finally dissipated.

He breathed a sigh of relief, the burn on his face had just faded, and his back immediately fainted with warmth.

Still flowing hot!

"You fucking..." Yan Jin came to his senses in shock, pinched his drunken brother's shoulder and pushed hard, before he could finish cursing, he heard "Wow".

The pleasant aroma is driven away by the strong sour taste.

Strictly endured the nausea and looked down, there was suddenly a colorful oil painting on his T-shirt and the opposite shirt and trousers.

It looks pretty nimble...

I rushed to the toilet and retched for a while. Fortunately, I didn't eat much at night, so I couldn't vomit anything right now.

Throwing the T-shirt into the plastic basin, took a wet towel and walked back to the bedroom. The drunk brother was still leaning against the head of the bed, enjoying the sourness of the room.

Sighing rigorously, he flicked the towel over his shoulders, stripping him down to only a pair of underpants.

Mmm... big red ones.

big red?Year of birth? !

The wallet in the trousers pocket fell to the ground, and Yan Yan opened it with a positive attitude to seek proof. There was a large stack of cash and various cards stuffed to the brim, and a small half of the ID card was exposed at the bottom.

Gu Xi...

The name is quite serious... The 24-year-old who just turned two months ago is not much older than him.

The ID photos of ordinary people are almost comparable to the scene of disfigurement, but Gu Xi's photo is quite handsome...

Why!Is this what you should focus on?

Yan Yan put the wallet next to the pillow, and sighed while holding the towel.

Although the sheets were already dirty, it always felt awkward to have a dirty person lying on top of them. Patients with advanced obsessive-compulsive disorder probably wouldn't live until dawn, so they could at least breathe a sigh of relief by wiping them casually.

I have to say that this person is really in good shape, and he has been trained at first glance.

The body is strong, the muscles are smooth, and the outline of matts can be seen on the flat stomach. It is not as exaggerated as the trainer in the gym on the second floor of the building, but the visual effect is more comfortable.

It was almost three o'clock in the morning after taking a shower, and it was pouring rain outside the window.

If the clothes were washed at this time, they probably wouldn’t be dry if they were hung out for a whole day tomorrow. Yan Yan struggled with sleepiness for two seconds before losing to the pot of dirty clothes in the toilet that was better than the sauerkraut.

Shua Shua Shua Shua Shua Shua Shua Shua, Shua Shua Shua...

Swish your sister!

After washing his clothes, he was exhausted. He turned on the fan and sat on the floor tile beside the bed to blow it for a while. He fell into a drowsy sleep at some point, turning into a circular fan blade like a hypnotic animation, bringing the inner vigilance and The chaos was all sucked in and smashed to pieces.

I thought that I would sleep deeply tonight, but I didn't expect him to dream all night.

The red scarf on his chest was fluttering in the wind. In front of him was the elementary school that Yan Jing attended when he was a child. The playground was full of lines from all classes, and everyone was waiting for the flag-raising ceremony to start on Monday.

"Before the flag is raised today, I would like to commend the rigorous students in the third class of the sixth grade. Last night, the rigorous students took in a drunk companion boy to save him from the hands of thieves. The spirit of joy is worth learning and affirming! This week’s flag-raiser should be a rigorous student!” The principal’s voice came from the radio.

I?Flag-bearer? !

It's not a big deal, how embarrassing it is...

While prevaricating, he proudly walked up to the flag-raising stand during the live performance of the trumpet and drum team, and suddenly deafening music sounded from the speakers... Wait, isn't this a song played in a bar?

Move time beat time move time——

Rigorously pulled the pulley in time with the rhythm, the flag jumped up like a disco, he stared at it for a while, there was no five-pointed star, but a bare red flag of solid color rising in the air, the students on the playground laughed wildly .

Waking up from the dream in a panic, he was lying on the side of the bed with his legs arched. Last night, he fell asleep sitting on the ground like this.

There is a hazy red in front of my eyes.

Huh?Why is it still rising...

Yan Jing sat up straight, his eyes were a little slow to focus, the red double images gradually stacked together, and the shock of the high-definition picture made him jump up all of a sudden.

Really fucking raised the flag!

Gu Xi slept on all fours, the morning light outside the window was refracted by the concrete wall, and shone on his lively red underpants, so early in the morning, I really wanted to cup my fists and call "spiritual boy".

Although it was a normal reaction that a man would have, it seemed a bit too glaring to open it like this.

There is a towel quilt under the pillow, let's cover it first.

Yan Yan patted his hot face, knelt on one leg by the bed and pulled it a few times, Gu Xi's head weighed about [-] jins, the pillow was dented by the pressure, and the blanket didn't move.

He moved closer and pulled it hard, and finally pulled out a small half, and it was done again.

Rigorous like a martial arts master, he was about to exert all his strength when Gu Xi suddenly "hummed", tilted his head slightly, and opened his eyes towards him.

The martial arts master obviously hasn't practiced freely, and the opponent is shocked back halfway through the power.

"Damn..." Yan Jing felt that he was hurt by internal force, and the arm supporting his shoulder softened instantly, and the whole body was carried down, and he threw himself on Gu Xi's body.

His lips touched a piece of smooth, elastic skin.

Smooth and elastic... face? !

The rigorous palm seemed to be equipped with Iron Man's launcher, and the strong reaction force instantly ejected him to the door of the toilet, almost hitting a human-shaped crater on the wall.

Gu Xi sat up and yawned, staring at him all the time.

"You, you, don't get me wrong..." Yan Jing was so frightened that he stuttered, "I'm not trying to play a hooligan on you..."

"Why am I here?" Gu Xi glanced at the room and interrupted him directly.

"Are you embarrassed to ask?" Yan Jing was indignant, "If I don't bring you back, you would have been stripped naked!"

Gu Xi lowered his head and glanced at him, squinting his eyes and staring at him, "I'm naked now!"

"What are you thinking about?" Yan Jing clicked his tongue, "You vomited all over, I'll take your clothes to wash."

Gu Xi didn't speak, and there was no emotion on his face.

The red underpants are really stealing the spotlight, and there is no sign of restraint. Yan Yan turned his face away, pointed to the towel quilt that was half spread out, and reminded in a low voice: "You cover it."

"What are you pretending to do? You watched a lot last night." Gu Xi walked towards him carelessly with his hips akimbo.

What did you say? !

say it one more time!

never mind!The young people who have lost their way in this society are hopeless!It seems that the usual reception of customers makes people feel stupid, or the alcohol has burned their brains, and their IQ is not as good as that of Yorkshire pigs.

"What's so good about you, is that all you have?" Yan Jing was still in shock, "Who gave you the confidence?"

"You." Gu Xi pointed at him, and looked down.

Rigorous put his hands on his crotch, and before he could speak, his three views were refreshed again.

"I want to take a shower..." Gu Xi turned and walked back to the bed, "Find me some clothes."

"No..." Yan Jing chased after him, "Are you shameless? You haven't even said thank you since just now, how dare you make a request?"

"It's okay for me to buy it?" Gu Xi stuffed a stack of hundred-yuan bills into his hand, raised the corner of his mouth and walked into the toilet, and when the door closed, he shouted: "If you haven't read enough, you can come in and wash together. "

"Fuck! Don't use towels, let me buy you some sandpaper, it can thin your face." Yan Yan opened the simple wardrobe and rummaged inside for a while.

For the sake of money, I endured it!