Doomsday Bandits and Tramps

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"Emissary, you are finally back."

The woman hurriedly held Baker and Bella's hands, and winked at Adonis.

Adonis smiled, and looked at the four speakers in the hall nonchalantly: "I'm sorry, it's my first time to come to Tinis City, seeing the city is too busy, I couldn't help but wander around for a while, and lost my way, thanks to this The army commander brought us back, otherwise, I would have to trouble you to wait a little longer. However, it seems that I am not too late."

Adonis returned to his seat carelessly, resting his feet on the table, with an appearance of gossiping, not taking the lateness seriously at all: "Go on, where are we talking?"

The four people on the stage remained calm, while everyone in the audience was terrified.

In the solemn and solemn council hall, there was someone so frivolous, openly late, and even fighting. Apart from arrogance, there is really no other word to describe it.

Kafka admired this young man's straightforwardness.

"Now that we're all here, let's start," the main seat said first, "However, foreign envoy, please take care of your two children. This is not a place for them to play around."

Baker sat on the chair, staring at his big round eyes: "Grandpa, this is my brother, not my father."

Bella and Baker sat in the same chair and asked, "Grandpa, are you very sick? Are you dying?"

Everyone was shocked again, staring at the two children and gasping.

Instead, the two children looked at the adults incomprehensibly: "Brother, brother, why are they staring at us?"

"I don't know, maybe it's because we are cute."

The public seat smiled and came out to ease the atmosphere in the room: "Kids, you are indeed cute, but didn't your parents teach you not to talk nonsense?"

Bella grabbed her two braids and looked at Baker suspiciously: "Brother, brother, what do you mean you can't talk nonsense."

Baker poked his sister on the head and said, "You're so stupid, you don't understand this. For example, 'Grandpa, you are fatter than a pig, so you must be able to eat better than a pig'. You can't say such things."

The public discussion seat's smile froze on his face, and his face suddenly turned as black as the bottom of a pot.

Bella still didn't understand, and asked: "Brother, what's wrong with pigs? Pigs are so cute, they can eat anything, they're not picky eaters, and they roll in mud puddles. What's wrong with that?"

He Yizuo coughed twice, intending to let Adonis take care of the two children.

Unexpectedly, the two little dolls turned their guns and said in unison.

Bella: "Grandma, is your throat uncomfortable?"

Baker said: "It must be, don't you see that her veil covers her face, she must be not breathing well, that's why she is coughing."

Bella said, "Oh, why don't you take off your veil, grandma?"

"You are so stupid, of course it is to cover up the wrinkles." Baker grabbed his sister's round hands and pointed directly at the seat of the Peace Council. "Her face must be full of wrinkles, just like the ones my mother gave us. Like the old hag in the story she tells."

"Ah~~~ Isn't that scary."

"Foreign ambassador."

Minyizuo tapped on the eaves of the table, with faint anger in his voice.

The woman hastily covered the mouths of the two little dolls: "You two, stop talking."

"Carmelita." Adonis called unhurriedly.

"Yes, I'll take them home right away."

Carmelita took the two little dolls and walked out quickly, and the two little dolls were still reluctant to part.

Bella: "Ah, it's so much fun here, why can't we stay here."

Baker: "Because the grandparents are angry."

Bella: "Why are you angry, because Bella and her brother said something that shouldn't be said?"

Baker: "Yes, grown-ups don't like listening to children talk."

Bella: "Ah~~~ Adults are so narrow-minded, no wonder you can't grow your hair..."

The door of the council hall was slowly closed amidst the venomous tongues of the two little dolls. Kafka felt that he was about to hurt himself from his laughter, and the expressions of the four on stage were even more intriguing.

Adonis stretched his waist and leaned on the table with his chin propped on one hand: "Okay, everyone here is an adult now, can we continue the topic just now?"

"Of course." Titania turned her head slightly, with a half-hearted smile in her words, "I asked Covinion's simple folk customs earlier, and seeing him today is really extraordinary."

Adonis smiled generously: "Haha, don't blame the saint, children, children speak without restraint, and everyone here will definitely not be as knowledgeable as them."

"That's natural," said the member of the public council, "however, the time awareness of the foreign envoys is a bit poor. This time, Tinis, Avalon, and Covinion are meeting to discuss major issues, but you are late. , could it be that we have neglected you and made you feel dissatisfied?"

Adonis raised his eyebrows lightly, thinking to himself: Just now, the two little boys refuted the Presbyterian Council's face, and they are going to get it back so soon. Thanks to their age, they really can't hold back.

He chuckled lightly and changed the topic: "Where, the hospitality in your city is very appropriate, and the city is so prosperous that Covinion City is not as good as it is, but..."

Adonis glanced at the four people on the stage, but did not continue talking.

The public council seat snorted softly, pretending to be generous: "For foreign envoys, it's okay to speak up. Just speak up if you lack anything."

"Thank you for the public discussion seat, I don't lack anything, but..."

Adonis half-spoken, suddenly covered his ribs, and put on a painful look.

He Yizuo asked, "Is the foreign envoy injured?"

Diana immediately looked at Conroy: "What happened?"

"Just now......"

Before Conroy could speak, Adonis took his lead and said, "It's okay, it's just that I came here in a hurry this time. After thinking about it, I prepared to clear some bandits in the city as a gift, but unexpectedly I lost. It's a 'shame on me'."

The seat of discussion asked, "Is there banditry in the city?"

"That's right," Adonis took out two arrest warrants and threw them on the ground, "These two arrest warrants are everywhere in the city, don't the speakers know?"

When everyone saw the faces on the arrest warrant, they immediately whispered to each other and talked a lot.

The seat of the Minyi sternly reprimanded: "Diana!"

"It's the subordinate's dereliction of duty, please ask the elders to punish him."

Diana immediately knelt down on one knee, followed by Conroy and Barlow on one knee behind Diana.

"In my opinion, the speakers don't need to be angry."

The saint Titania suddenly said: "This is your city's housework. It stands to reason that I shouldn't say too much. But General Diana is over fifty years old and has made countless military exploits. She cannot be wiped out because of a momentary mistake. A whole body of achievements. Of course, I also hope that the foreign envoy will not blame me for talking too much."

"The Holy Maiden is right," Adonis said, targeting the presbyterian council, not intending to involve other people, "General Diana has made great achievements in battle, and I have heard good stories about you as far away as Corvinion. Besides, I just It’s just some skin trauma, it’s better to turn the big thing into a small one, forget it, forget it.”

"It's the subordinates who are not good at doing things. If you want to punish, please punish the humble staff."

"Humble posts are willing to be punished."

Seeing that there were outsiders, and that Conroy and Barlow were willing to act as 'replacement ghosts', the elders borrowed the donkey from the slope and asked Diana to personally execute the whipping. For the sake of the woman and the envoy pleading for you, the punishment will be spared."

"Yes, thank you, saint, envoy."

"However, capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped," said the main council member. "From now on, the Temple Tower must send additional manpower to ensure the safety of the saintess and foreign envoys, and there must be no more mistakes."

He Yizuo said: "The whole city is ordered to be banned. Before tomorrow's immigration ceremony, these two wanted criminals must be arrested and brought to justice."

"Yes, my subordinates obey."

The first discussion broke up unhappy, and Adonis was leisurely sent back to the residence, and the two little dolls rushed forward immediately.

Bella said: "Brother, you are finally back, is the meeting fun?"

"Of course it's fun."

Adonis picked up the two children and put them on the bed with some difficulty: "You two are getting heavier and heavier, and my brother won't be able to hold you in a while."

Baker said: "It's okay, when my brother can't hold us, my sister and I can pick him up."

Adonis scratched their noses with a smile: "Then you guys have to eat more, and don't make trouble anymore, do you hear me?"

Bella agreed, thought for a while, then shook her head: "But, Bella doesn't want to be fat like that grandpa, fat like a pig."

Adonis smiled: "Didn't you just say that pigs are cute?"

"Pigs are cute," Bella said. "That grandpa looks more like a pig than a pig, but not as cute as a pig."

"Baker, Bella."

Carmelita walked to the bed, grabbed the hands of the two little dolls, and said, "I have something to say to my brother, why don't you play inside first?"

Baker giggled: "Oh~~~ Is it a whisper between adults?"

Bella also giggled: "Oh~~~ Is it a whisper that children can't listen to?"

The two little dolls ran and jumped into the inner room, and closed the door intimately.

"Hey~~~ Dealing with those old men is tiring~~~"

Adonis lay on the bed and stretched a lot.

"Tired?"

Carmelita snorted softly, completely lost the fear in the council hall, and said with a sneer smile: "I see you are having a good time."

"It's very happy."

Adonis lay on his side, raised his head and looked at Carmelita: "Do you know who I met in the city?"

Carmelita asked nonchalantly, "Who?"

"The descendants of Albion," said Adonis, "it frightens me that there are still people living in Albion."

Carmelita paused slightly, and warned: "You'd better not forget the business, we came all the way here, not for the descendants of the dead race."

"I know~~~"

Adonis sighed, as if blaming her for being uninterested: "I see that you are having fun acting in front of those old men, aren't you?"

"Knock knock knock..."

"Who is it?" Adonis called out the door.

"Member, hello, according to the instructions of the elders, I'm here to send you the invitation letter for the dinner."

Adonis looked up at Carmelita: "Go?"

"go."

Carmelita sat in front of the dressing table, choosing jewelry: "Can you appreciate their ugliness, why not?"

"Good."