Records of Demons in the Republic of China

Brigadier Wu was shocked in his heart, he couldn't scream or move, just when he was desperate, Haoyue in front of him suddenly turned around.Immediately, a yellow light flew straight, and hit the back of the strange girl's head with a "shua".Brigadier Wu opened his eyes wide, only to see the girl leaping forward as if being shot, and fell headlong in front of his crotch.And on the back of her head, a paper talisman was stuck on the black hair.The talisman was painted with the words dragon, flying and phoenix dancing, and it trembled slightly when it was pasted on the hair. After trembling for two or three seconds, a ball of fire suddenly rose up, and only a "hoo" was heard, and the strange girl's head full of hair immediately caught fire. !

This fire became a burning company, and it burned Brigadier Wu's crotch in an instant.Brigadier Wu yelled, raised his leg subconsciously, and kicked the big girl backwards, then bent down to pick up the footwashing water, and poured it on his crotch.After pouring, he was taken aback for another moment, only then did he realize that he had regained his sense of power.Looking down at the ground again, he was so frightened that he held the basin and shivered, because there was no sign of the big girl on the ground, only a pair of coarse clothes and trousers were left, with a small head protruding from the collar of his jacket, it was a burnt snake head .

Haoyue strode over, knelt down and grabbed the snake's head, she didn't think it was dirty, she pulled it outward, and finally stretched out a big four-legged snake half the length of a man.The four-legged snake was covered with scales, and its four claws were still twitching slightly.

Looking up at Brigadier Wu, Haoyue asked, "Are you alright?"

Brigadier Wu first loosened his hands and threw the basin, then lowered his head and turned over the burnt crotch with his hands, finally raised his head, and replied blankly: "The dick is all burned!"

After Haoyue heard this, she stopped talking to him.Wrapping the big four-legged snake with the clothes on the ground, Hao Yue hugged it and stood up, continuing to say to herself: "Although this thing looks scary, it's actually not very powerful, it's not a great fairy. Even if it wants to eat people, there are opportunities everywhere in the barren mountains and wild villages, and there is no reason to go to the deep house to eat it. I think this thing has ulterior motives, and I am afraid that there are other people, or demons behind it, controlling it."

Brigadier Wu wore freshly fired crotch trousers, tucked up his two little white feet, and bared his teeth at Haoyue anxiously: "Then... what should I do?"

Haoyue turned around and walked out, and at the same time replied without turning her head: "Keep waiting."

Haoyue lit a fire outside, and even the clothes and the four-legged snake were burned to ashes.Then he turned around and came back. Seeing that Brigadier Wu had slipped into the bed in panic, he also took off his outer trousers, exposing his two long legs.Without saying a word, he raised his legs and went to bed. He sat cross-legged in a dark corner. Brigadier Wu looked down at him and asked in a low voice, "Master Dao, are you not sleeping?"

Haoyue waved her hand, and only said softly: "Turn off the light."

Brigadier Wu didn't see that he had the temperament of a cultivator until now.I reached out and pressed the motor on the wall beside the bed, and the lights in the room went out immediately.Brigadier Wu flinched and covered his crotch—there was actually a small blister left by the flames on his stomach, but it was not serious and could be tolerated.But at this moment, he didn't dare to leave Haoyue, and he was too embarrassed to always study the crotch in front of Haoyue, so he could only lie down with tears in his eyes, wanting to sleep with pain.

At the same time, under an old locust tree three miles away, a ball of fire suddenly rose out of thin air, illuminating a human face in an instant.The human face has thick brows and big eyes, smooth skin, a high bridge of nose, and a slight aquiline. It has a sinister and handsome appearance.However, the fire was only lit for a moment. After a moment, the darkness under the tree returned, and there were dilapidated houses around the locust tree. There was no human voice, and it was also darkness.

A male duck raised his voice, and said briskly: "Jiuyi, what's wrong? Why did the stupid snake's banner catch fire? Could it be that the stupid snake was killed?"

The person called Jiuyi replied, his voice was similar to his appearance, but also low and sullen: "The Zhaoling banner has turned to ashes, which means that the snake has indeed met an accident."

The male duck chuckled a few times in a quack voice: "If it doesn't happen, it will happen. I said earlier that the snake is ugly and stupid. It can only kill people but not scare people. Jiuyi, Jiuyi, don't catch those stupid snakes indiscriminately in the future." I’m a goblin, I’m enough alone, do you think I’ve ever pretended to be a ghost without scaring the shit out of people?”

There was a moment of silence under the old locust tree, and then there was a very slight clicking sound, and after a while, there was a sudden "Bah", and then Jiu Yi said again: "I ate something bad."

There was movement under the locust tree, and a four-legged snake that was more than one foot long and less than two feet long appeared under the moonlight.It turned around very cleverly, and then it climbed back under the tree, grabbed Jiuyi's thigh with its two front paws, and continued to open its mouth to speak humanly: "The idiot is dead, what do you do? "

The Jiuyi under the tree also moved, and his bald head reflected the moonlight between the movements. It turned out that he was a poor image of an ascetic.Concentrating on eating melon seeds, he turned his hands behind his back and took out two cold buns from nowhere.The buns are similar in shape, but the fillings are different, one is red bean filling, the other is pork filling.Jiuyi broke open the red bean bun, raised his head and stretched out a strangely long tongue, hooked all the red bean stuffing into his mouth, then threw the bun skin, and broke open the pork bun.This time he threw out the pork stuffing, and he only ate the bun skin.

The four-legged snake that can speak human language turned its two bulging eyes, and when it saw this, it said regretfully: "Jiu Yi, you are so greedy, do I have to pretend to be a ghost forever in the future, so that I can cheat you out of money to buy something to eat?" gone?"

Amidst the sound of chewing, a pair of big eyes turned towards the four-legged snake in the shadow under the tree, and the four-legged snake immediately raised a front paw and covered its big mouth: "I don't despise you."

Jiuyi snorted, but then sighed again: "Si, do I look bad? After all these years, I've always been cheating on food and drink?"

The four-legged snake leaned forward, and put a flat snake head on Jiu Yi's thigh: "No, even though you caught me from the river at the beginning, I have been running away for six or seven years. The first time you find me, I will be beaten up. But now I don’t want to run away anymore, I will stay with you. When that stupid snake dies, I will take over from it. When I get everyone in that yard If you're scared, you can go hunt monsters and ask for money."

Jiuyi shook his head: "No, although that snake is stupid, it has also become a spirit. It is not easy to die. Since it died, it means that there is a strong enemy in the Wu family compound."

When the four-legged snake heard this, he immediately made a suggestion: "Strong enemy? Then let's change the house? Go ten miles forward, and Master Zhu's family in the town outside the city is also very rich. Who should we scare?"

But Jiuyi shook his head: "No, I can't sacrifice a four-legged snake that has become a spirit for nothing."

The four-legged snake was a little unhappy when he heard this, because he felt that Jiuyi was too kind to the big four-legged snake who had died.They are also four-legged snakes, and I have been in danger for him all the year round, and I have never heard him praise myself halfway.But the four-legged snake was also a lonely little fairy before, and now it is used to being with Jiuyi again. No matter what Jiuyi treats it, it really has feelings for Jiuyi.

The origin of Jiuyi is even more unknown than it, and the four-legged snake only knows that he is a monk who is proficient in demons.The four-legged snake doesn't know why he is proficient in demon magic; the four-legged snake still doesn't know why he has a whole body of magic but just muddle along.The four-legged snake only knows that he has been with him for more than ten years, and he always looks the same, without aging at all.

Perhaps it was because he often devoured goblins alive in the mountains and forests. Although he was still a human being, he was already more vicious than any goblin.After devouring a goblin with bones and flesh, his eyes will be brighter, his skin will reveal a delicate light, and his whole person will suddenly look younger by several years.

And the evil spirit on his body will be heavier, lingering for more than ten days in a row, smelling more like a fairy than a four-legged snake.The four-legged snake is very jealous. Sometimes when I see him being friendly to the fairies next to me, I have to mutter and call him a human monster. He was originally a human being, but he became a monster after practicing, isn't he a human monster?

He usually scolded this in secret, because Jiuyi, the demon, has a very bad temper. Once he heard it, he would pull off its long tail and make it scream in pain.The last time I pulled its tail was in the barren mountains a year ago, because it boasted to a weasel spirit and called itself Uncle Nine.As a result, he lost his heart for a while, and was caught by Jiu Yi.Jiuyi didn't care that his name sounded like Aunt Jiu, but he couldn't tolerate a four-legged snake less than two feet long pretending to be Uncle Jiu.The snake tail that had been pinched off was chewed and eaten by him, stuffing it into his mouth.And the four-legged snake lay on his shoulder with tears in his eyes, but didn't dare to make a sound at that time.