Records of Demons in the Republic of China

Lu Qingqi kicked the splash, first walked up to Haoyue and lowered his head to have a look, then as if he was not very interested, he walked towards Jiuyi again.

Squatting down beside Jiuyi, he reached out to fish out of the water and pulled out a ball of snow-white towel.He took off a piece of bone that was stuck on the towel, wrapped his hands with the towel, and began to wipe Jiuyi's face in a leisurely manner. While wiping, he said sullenly: "Wash you clean, and the smell will smell when you eat it." It wouldn’t be too bad. The food that Xiao Kun sent down the last few times were all white-haired old men, which really turned me off, but it’s rare that two fresh guys came back, I must enjoy it.”

After saying this, he stretched out his hand and untied the half of Jiuyi's robe.Holding the four-legged snake upside down to look at it, Lu Qingqi threw him into the pond with contempt: "What a piece of crap, it's not worth eating by me."

When Jiuyi lay down like this, she gradually regained her sobriety, but because she had no chance of winning, she simply recharged her energy and lay still.Staring at Lu Qingqi with a pair of eyes, he asked, "You really want to eat me first?"

Lu Qingqi nodded: "That's right, I'm going to eat you first!"

Jiuyi squinted at Haoyue next to him: "Why don't you eat him first? He's so tender, he's even more juicy than me, and he's still a pure goblin. Really, that means we were caught by you today, otherwise I want to eat him."

Lu Qingqi turned around and washed the towel, then continued to wipe Jiuyi's chest, and at the same time replied flatly: "But you are more critical."

Jiuyi made a hearty gesture: "Hahaha, I'm overwhelmed by the prize, I don't have anything to chew on, I just have such a little flesh on my body, there is no oil at all." At this point, he reluctantly took a deep breath: "Look, look, look Didn't you see my bones?"

Lu Qingqi stopped, and answered him seriously: "First, I didn't see your bones; second, your butt is not too small, even if you tear off one of your buttocks and legs, it should be enough for me to eat."

Jiuyi immediately shook his head: "No, I've been constipated for more than a month, if you tear my legs and butt apart, then—" He blinked in a long voice, "You have to move directly !"

Lu Qingqi sneered: "Are you scaring me?"

Jiuyi continued: "Also, I only take a bath when it rains heavily. You live in this stone cave, and you may not know it. It has been dry for several months outside."

Lu Qingqi stopped smiling, lowered his eyes and looked down at Jiuyi: "Do you hate me?"

Jiuyi curled her lips desperately at Haoyue next to her: "He's different, I just smelled him yesterday, and I can guarantee that he smells delicious from the beginning to the end! If you don't believe me, go and bite him and taste it!"

Lu Qingqi snorted, and continued to wipe Jiuyi's belly downward.But at this moment, Haoyue, who had been silent all this time, suddenly jumped up and slapped Lu Qingqi's chest.Holding the towel in one hand, Lu Qingqi swung his right hand in the same gesture as if instinctively, and slapped Haoyue.When Haoyue's palm touched Lu Qingqi's chest, Lu Qingqi's palm also pressed against Haoyue's heart.

Then, because the palm techniques of the two were too similar, both of them were stunned.Immediately, Haoyue lowered her head and bit her finger, pointing her fingertips towards Lu Qingqi's brow and began to draw a blood talisman, but just as he drew the first stroke, Lu Qingqi put his finger into his mouth and bit it hard, and even stabbed the bloody finger at Haoyue's forehead.

So the talisman was not finished, and the two sides were stunned again.

This time Lu Qingqi spoke first: "That three-whip old man who met Hades, who are you?"

Haoyue looked straight into his eyes, biting every word clearly: "Three Whips Daoist Priest, you are the first teacher!"

Lu Qingqi opened his eyes wide: "Are you a disciple of the Three Whips?"

Haoyue replied seriously: "That's right! I'm his old man's closed disciple!"

Lu Qingqi stared at Haoyue with piercing eyes, opened his mouth and let out a long breath, then slowly withdrew his hands.

Opening his arms towards Haoyue, a little smile gradually appeared on his face: "Little brother, give me a hug!"

As soon as Lu Qingqi's words came out, Haoyue who was sitting in the water was dumbfounded, and Jiuyi who was lying in the water was also dumbfounded.But Lu Qingqi saw Haoyue staring blankly at him, so he leaned across Jiuyi, hugged Haoyue affectionately, and raised his hand to pat Haoyue's back.

Then he supported Haoyue's shoulders and stood up. He kicked away the towel floating in the water, stepped over Jiuyi's long legs and walked to the shore. I was his big disciple back then, when I left him, you were not there!"

Haoyue struggled and also stood up.Staring at Lu Qingqi very vigilantly, he suddenly recalled some vague memories of the past: "I really don't know you, but I remember Master once said that there was once an evil monster who committed crimes under my sect. He refused to change after repeated admonitions, so he was kicked out by his old man. Could it be that that person is you?"

Lu Qingqi walked to the shore, and turned to him with his hands behind his back: "That old man is just a stubborn old antique, what he said is worthy of your trust, junior brother?" After saying this, he shook off his white clothes: "Look Is this style and demeanor of senior brother as unbearable as he described? To be honest, since I left his grasp, I have traveled a lot in famous mountains and rivers in the past 200 years, and I have enjoyed countless glory and wealth. Three days and three nights are too much to tell. Don’t tell me you want me to let go of such a good life and only sleep with him all day long to subdue demons and slay demons?"

Speaking of this, he smiled slightly: "However, although I have enjoyed many blessings in the world, I belong to a different kind after all, and it is difficult to find a bosom friend. Now that I have met my junior brother, I feel very kind. When the old Taoist Sanbian was alive, he refused to recognize him. I am not an apprentice, but I am magnanimous, and I will not argue with him, as his closed disciple, I still recognize you as my junior brother."

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Jiuyi: "Is he your friend?"

Haoyue shook her head: "No, he is my enemy."

Lu Qingqi laughed immediately: "Great, since that's the case, we ate him together. It happened that Xiaokun brought me some good wine last time, and I haven't finished drinking it yet. You and my brother chatted while eating, getting drunk Then sleep. How about it?"

Haoyue cast a noncommittal glance at Lu Qingqi, then said, "Although I hate him, I have no intention of eating him."

Lu Qingqi asked curiously: "Isn't he your enemy? Do you still have to be merciful to your enemy?"

Haoyue ignored him, turned around and looked down at Jiuyi.

Jiuyi was lying naked in the shallow water, with half of the monk's robe open, revealing a burly body with gnarled muscles, almost naked.The two eyes that were trapped in the shadows opened wide, and he looked at Haoyue with some trepidation, his heart moved, but the pain in his chest and back still made him dare not act rashly.

Haoyue inspected him from head to toe, then gritted her teeth fiercely, and squeezed out words: "You insult me!"

Jiuyi's brain turned around, and within a second he frowned and grimaced, and made a pitiful look: "Puppy—— Haoyue, I was just playing with you. If I really wanted to hurt you You, wouldn't you have killed you and eaten you early? Why let you live until now? Haoyue, you and I have known each other for so long, and you have seen what I did. I was nothing more than cheating and abduction Eating and drinking, I have never committed a big crime. Even if I am guilty, I am not guilty of death! If you think I insulted you, then I can let you insult me ​​again now."

At this point, he stretched his body vigorously, closed his eyes and said: "Come on, Haoyue! Lick me, touch me, rub your ass on me! As long as you don't turn me into a eunuch, I will obey you!" to you! Come on! Insult me!"