Blasphemy in Ancient Greek Mythology

After Lin Fei reached an agreement with Pluto, he relaxed and began to observe this place. He didn't know how big this place was, but it really blinded his eyes, which were full of jewels, resplendent gold and stars.

The tall palace is glittering with golden light, like a radiant sun. On both sides of the palace gate are palace walls inlaid with copper.

The inner court had a gate of gold, with silver pillars and lintels of silver, and the bases were of sitting position, and even the door knockers were of gold.On both sides of the door are huge stone statues holding torches in strange shapes.

Several rows of soft chairs are neatly arranged in the hall, with rich and delicate cushions on them, and lifelike bronze statues stand on high brackets.

This cliff is a proper local tyrant!

Lin Fei flickered around, this really looks like a Hollywood blockbuster, the benefit of the eyes!Beautiful enjoyment!Chicken soup for the soul!

In fact, I am possessed by my second-hand goods!

Lin Fei shook his body, came to the side of the pool, looked at the water surface, in fact, he just wanted to see what he looked like now, if he lost his hair and became tall, rich and handsome!

Holy shit! !

There must be something wrong, this is obviously a woman's face, he quickly touched his crotch, fortunately, something is still there!Those eyes, eyebrows, skin, and the most important thing is that there is even long hair, damn it, Lin Fei's face is bloody!This body is too badass!

But with such a sissy face, Alexander.

This is obviously a sample!

But he has an aggressive heart!

how broken! !

Just as he was taking an examination of whether he should straighten his face, a rock hit his back, and the impact was so great that Lin Fei fell headlong into the pool.

"Help, help!!" He can't swim! !

Lin Fei struggled desperately, the more he struggled, the more frightened he became, and he took a few sips of water.

"Hahaha, you idiot!" A voice laughed.This is obviously a delicate child's voice.

"Help! Help!!" Lin Fei desperately waved his hands, but he sank further and further.

He remembered, this should speak English, this is the God of foreigners! !Virgin Mary, I need you!

"Why are you so stupid!"

As soon as the child's voice fell, Lin Fei realized that he had been rescued. He fell on the ground, wet, and the ground was also wet, a puddle of water.

It took him a long time to recover and look up! !

It doesn't matter if you look at it, it's just frightening.

A chubby kid with fluttering wings, pursed mouth, puffed up, and put his arms on his chest, "Oh, you are that Paris? Thank you for giving me the golden apple Already. Count yourself as acquainted."

It's Cupid!

"Cupid?" Lin Fei lowered his head and asked hesitantly, "Where's your little golden arrow?" In mythology, Cupid always has a golden arrow on his back. Legend has it that anyone he hits with a golden arrow cannot escape the coming of love. Be it human or god!

Snapped!

There is an extra wing mark on Lin Fei's face!

Lin Fei was dumbfounded. He didn't realize what happened until his face was burning with pain. He...he was slapped by a brat!

Cupid was furious, as if he had been spanked, and his little wings were on fire.

"Damn you, how dare you laugh at me!!" After fluttering his wings, the flames rushed straight at Lin Fei. Lin Fei pissed off, and quickly buried his head in the pool, but thought he would die, so he quickly lifted it up. The kid's temper is really unreasonable.

As the old saying goes, the child's day is the face of June!The ancients do not deceive me!

"I...I didn't, don't breathe fire yet!" Lin Fei got up and ran regardless.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...he laughed at me..." Cupid started to cry and stopped chasing Lin Fei. There were small puddles in that area.

Lin Fei Erzhang couldn't figure it out, and stood there for a while, "What's wrong with you?"

Cupid rushed into his arms, with great strength, Lin Fei was knocked back a few steps, and then fell into the flower bed next to him, overwhelming the flowers.

Cupid twitched as if he had been wronged by the sky, "Paris, am I not cute, am I not manly, am I insecure?"

There was a black line on Lin Fei's head, this...how did he answer.

Seeing that Lin Fei didn't answer, Cupid cried even harder, as if he was about to cry the sky down. He was out of breath, and hiccupped, "Paris... you say... hiccup, why doesn't she like me? Well, say it, say it!" Seeing that Lin Fei didn't answer, Cupid turned into a roaring leader again, and his wings slapped Lin Fei's face vigorously, Lin Fei was furious, and finally threw Cupid away with all his strength. go out.

"Because you don't hang!" Lin Fei looked contemptuously at the lump of little tits under Cupid, and smiled unkindly, feeling that his face didn't hurt so much anymore, although he was fussing with a child, but This child may be thousands of years old, and he still looks like a small tit, how can he show his height if he is not bullied.

"Hanging?" Cupid didn't know why, his big eyes and long eyelashes whined, "What do you mean?" It seemed that he wanted to pounce on him again.

Lin Fei hurriedly set aside, "Go back and ask your mother, you are so hung up, you must not know!!" After speaking, he ran away.

Cupid touched his little chin, thinking in a dignified manner.

As for Lin Fei who ran away, he didn't know that his troubles had just begun.

He went to the terrace and wanted to go to Pluto to discuss his welfare again.

Unexpectedly, Pluto was not found, but he saw Athena, and Athena happened to be chatting with a god with a smile. Lin Fei couldn't see the face of the god, but his long hair was like the most exquisite satin, gorgeous Shiny and oily, as if alive.

Lin Fei secretly wanted to back down, but suddenly he heard the god say, "Did the goddess of fate leave this sentence? Is it Paris?"

Athena said, "I don't know very well, but Poseidon said that the goddess of fate chose him."

"Hehe...Even Poseidon got involved, it's really interesting."

"You should know that even Zeus can't do anything to the Goddess of Destiny, and the prophecy..." Athena stopped suddenly when she said this, her gaze shot at Lin Fei like an arrow, Lin Fei's heart trembled, Athena's gaze could really kill , he found that his heartbeat had stopped, and he couldn't even move his body.

Athena came over, "You are really good at jumping, little beauty, you offended me just now, now..."

Lin Fei was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood, and the expression on his face changed rapidly. It was better to freeze it as a prayer, he really wanted to cry out the crocodile tears again.

Athena smiled flamboyantly and complacently, "Little beauty, your face is really not pleasing to me, but..." She changed her voice, kissed her suddenly, and then said with a look of enjoyment, "It smells so sweet! !"

Lin Fei has been petrified!

"Okay, Athena, stop playing, let's go." The god didn't turn around, he said these words lightly, and then Lin Fei saw him disappear in place.

Athena muttered, "It's like this every time, just leave as soon as you say."

Then she smiled at Lin Fei again, Lin Fei had a bad intuition, and sure enough, she suddenly picked up a big net racket and knocked Lin Fei a few times.

Lin Fei burst out: "No!"

Athena stopped, and her surprised eyes flashed past, "You can break through my restrictions?"

After finishing talking, he tapped a few more times, and then Lin Fei felt like his whole body was on fire, and everything was wrong.

Lin Fei thought of a truth: Sure enough, curiosity killed the cat!

Athena held the racket generously and gracefully, and then kissed the mesh on it. Lin Fei's eyes widened at that moment of temptation.

When Lin Fei felt that he was going to the underworld to report, he found that he was fine and had nothing to do. Athena smiled at him strangely, and then left Shi Shiran.

Lin Fei patted himself on the head and decided to stay away from her next time.

Lin Fei escaped a catastrophe, so he didn't dare to wander around anymore, and started to walk back according to his memory.

But the hall is gone!

He is gone.

Lin Fei was terrified, surprised, his face turned blue and green...

Could it be that this hall still cannot be rotated.

Huh?

It seemed to be an overpass in front, Lin Fei was still hesitating whether to rush over, but he rushed out from behind until the Fire Bird, spewing fire and dragging its tongue, that direction was the direction of Lin Fei, Lin Fei didn't hesitate anymore, and immediately took out the bridge without stopping. It rushed over at the speed of a thousand-meter sprint, and then the fire bird stopped, with green eyes, as if mocking Lin Fei, and then Lin Fei watched helplessly as the bird raised its hind legs and threw a Fart, then disappeared.

Lin Fei: ...

"Did you not take your medicine?" Lin Fei was furious, but he had no choice but to pick up a stone next to him and throw it towards the cliff. Then he heard a scream from below, and when he looked up again, the fire bird It flew up, and this time it was so angry that it attacked Lin Fei's buttocks. Lin Fei ran wildly, but the tongue of fire still touched Lin Fei's long hair, and Lin Fei even smelled the smell of burnt hair.

The firebird clucked strangely!

Then it burned Lin Fei's hair, "Please let me go!" Lin Fei screamed! "" Hula ran again.

"This bird man. How did I provoke you!!"

"Clack cluck!!" Lin Fei seemed to hear the sound of Huo Niao chewing his own flesh, and his scalp went numb.

Lin Fei rolled on the ground in a hurry, and the fire went out.But his hair had turned into scorched yellow curly big waves, reaching directly to his neck, when a gust of wind blew, Lin Fei felt his neck was chilly.

wipe!He finally couldn't help but curse, "What the hell are they all?"

"Hahaha, you unlucky bastard, now you know how powerful I am?" Cupid popped up again, pouting his mouth, pouted his little buttocks, and flew around in front of Lin Fei. Lin Fei was thinking about it. Do you want to catch him, strip off his wings, and then roast and eat them!

"I have no grudges with you in the past, and I have no grudges in the present, why do you bother to come here?"

"Hmph, your balls hurt!" Lin Fei squinted his eyes, "Do you have balls?" Seeing Cupid's angry look, Lin Fei laughed even more happily, but the joy of extreme sorrow came to an end, and Cupid suddenly opened his mouth with both hands , and then stretched his fingers in to escape a small golden arrow, and then fished it out from the air, a stone slingshot, and then he aimed at Lin Fei and released the bow and arrow!

whoosh-

Lin Fei dodged left and right, but the little golden arrow was very intelligent, until Lin Fei got hit by an arrow in the knee!Falling to the ground, Cupid condescendingly said, "Just enjoy your balls, and remember the sweetness and sadness of the balls." After speaking, Xiong Qiuqiu flew away in high spirits.

Lin Fei was left in a mess.

This is really an arrow in his knee! !

Lin Fei felt like his whole body was on fire, blood was rushing to his head, his heart beat faster, his ears were ringing and his eyes were dizzy, but his mood became inexplicably excited.

What's more, somewhere, it's up, up, up!

"Damn Cupid, next time I will strip your wings and make them into grilled chicken wings!" Lin Fei knew that he must have been poisoned, no, it should be an aphrodisiac! !

Cupid is such a brat!

Lin Fei stumbled forward, wanting to ask a god to help him, but he didn't know how long he had been walking, his eyes were already burning red from passion, desire, and his sanity was running low, why did he always act like this? Unlucky, this is the first day of time travel, okay? !

Just when he felt that he was going to be unable to hold on, a cool hand supported him.

This hand is full of strength, slender and explosive.

Lin Fei was like a thirsty person in the desert who found a pool of cool spring water, so longing, he instinctively rubbed against the human body.

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