Rebirth Breakup Expert

On the unusual path of a professional breakup teacher, Zhan Jun is a very planned person.

For example, he must divide the whole process of breaking up the target into step one, step two, and step three...and he will adjust the next step according to the result of the previous step at any time.

For example, he will definitely brainwash himself before he breaks up with the target: You are an IT elite/intellectual/vagrant singer... The meticulous and detailed role setting allows him to devote himself to the plot faster and more freely.

— But this time, he obviously failed to do both.The second thing doesn't need to be done so I won't mention it. The problem is that Wen Jiayan has already done the first thing for him.

Wen Jiayan's enthusiasm for Xue Jingye's case sometimes surprised Zhan Jun himself.He was howling when he should be angry, and he was rolling on the sofa laughing like crazy when he thought it was ridiculous. It felt very weird to be vented by another person inexplicably.Now Zhan Jun won't feel excited when he sees any kind of text messages from Xue Jingye. Wen Jiayan is excited for him. He just needs to keep a noble and cool face, and just be beside him lightly.

The disadvantage of this is that his enthusiasm for this case has dropped sharply. Fortunately, the "18!!!!" posted on the TV is always encouraging him, and Zhan Jun's momentum often hovers between the bottom and the peak.

Today is the weekend again, Zhan Jun and Xue Jingye made an appointment to have dinner in the evening "to have a good talk".This is the second meeting between the two after the last unpleasant meeting.Zhan Jun stood in front of the mirror with a stiff smile, trying to move his facial muscles, but when he thought of Xue Jingye's face, he lost interest.

Wen Jiayan's blind date business has experienced several serious setbacks. It is not known whether it really ended without a problem or temporarily died down, but recently, the number of times he went out has decreased, and the number of times he stayed at home holding Zhanjun kindle to read books has increased.Seeing Zhan Jun winking at the mirror, he couldn't help but said, "Brother Zhan, you don't actually need to laugh. Pulling your face is more dramatic, it can shock the audience even more, and convey the inner feelings of the little people..."

"...What book have you been reading recently?"

"The Road to Success of Stephen Chow."

Zhan Jun turned his head and walked out, leaning against the wall and said calmly: "I want to take the path of Tony Leung. Acting style, melancholy temperament, eyes that can shock people. Eyes, understand?"

Wen Jiayan: "Hehe."

After picking up the pillow and beating him up, Zhan Jun's mood was mostly calmed down, and he sat on the sofa with him leisurely, and suddenly felt that the date at night was actually not so scary.Since Xue Jingye was attracted by his high-cold tone of indifference, he should keep it up.The opponent is just an object that needs to be attacked, and there is no other involvement.

But tonight's date has to be purposeful and take the initiative into your own hands.According to the past development, now should be the stage of the second step, to deepen the development, refine the essence of the first step and open the door of the third step.

But how?

Zhan Jun couldn't help saying this sentence.He turned on the TV, aimlessly changing channels one by one.

Wen Jiayan is still pondering over the book "Stephen Chow's Road to Success", trying to find out some tricks that can make Zhan Jun's acting skills improve by leaps and bounds.Staring at the Kindle for a while, he realized that Zhan Jun had been on a certain channel for a long time, so he looked up: Xigua Channel, "Meet the Good Wife Again".

Wen Jiayan: "...you look at this?!"

Zhan Jun explained to him that "Goodbye Wife Again" is the sequel to "Goodbye Wife". It just so happens that "Goodbye Wife" is a family ethics drama that director Xue likes very much, so he wants to find some inspiration in the sequel. "Seeing the Good Wife Again" is still the original cast of the first film. It seems that the good wife and the bad husband divorced. As a result, the child needs a lot of money to be hospitalized. After the bad husband gave the money with guilt, he began to feel sorry for the good wife.The younger sister of a good wife lost a lot of money in business, and she couldn't pay off her foreign debts for a while, so she blamed her sister's scumbag husband.

Wen Jiayan watched it for a while, and was amused by the tragedy of the characters in the play.

Good wife and sister: "Sister, I'm from here. The surname Xiao looks at you with deep love. He still has you in his heart, and there is a kind, weak, and lovely you."

Wen Jiayan laughed so hard that he fell on Zhan Jun's shoulder, and was pushed away impatiently by Zhan Jun: "Hahahahaha what a silly line! Brother Zhan, this has reference value, Director Xue also has you in his heart now."

Zhan Jun was noncommittal, and the younger sister with the cunning face on the TV said again: "Don't hesitate, sister, you should also think about the child, how pitiful a child without a father is. In fact, men are like that. When it’s time, pull him on the bed and do it again, make sure he will listen to whatever you say, and it won’t be difficult to break up with that mistress.”

Wen Jiayan: "..."

Zhan Jun clapped his hands and let out a sound of enlightenment: Oh...

Wen Jiayan coughed: "Brother Zhan, that's not the case. This method is not easy to use on the factory manager."

Zhan Jun naturally didn't want to abuse himself in such a way, but he found it very interesting to see Wen Jiayan nervously defending himself for this.Although I know it's impossible, it still feels great to see a good-looking person who is not annoying and nervous for me.

"Try it, I'm a man anyway, so there's nothing to lose." Zhan Jun pretended to be indifferent and said lightly.

Wen Jiayan stared at him for a long time, stood up abruptly, walked back to his room and took out the borrowed romance novels, and piled them all on the table: "Brother Zhan, don't worry, you don't need to do that. I will find a way to help you solve this problem."

Too serious.

It's too easy to let yourself have an illusion if you are so serious.

Zhan Jun saw him sitting cross-legged on the mat, flipping through the books, and couldn't help but want to smile, feeling a slight sense of satisfaction rushing up.In order to hide his expression, he got up and took a can of Jiaduobao.

Wen Jiayan suddenly raised his head and said to him who was standing in front of the refrigerator and pulling the ring: "Brother Zhan, don't worry, I will protect your butt instead of Brother Wang."

Snapped.

Jia Duobao's pull ring flew out of Zhan Jun's hand and hit Wen Jiayan's forehead accurately.He cried out in pain, and his body was crooked.

"What the hell did the fat guy tell you!" Zhan Jun's face was hot, but he laughed again.When did these two people hide behind their backs? ! ——A secret song?Zhan Jun didn't know what idiom to use for a while, he just knew that the fat guy was not a joke.It's nothing more than joking about those things to myself, telling a straight man like Wen Jiayan will only make him feel humble and disgusted.

What's more, it's already very desolate and ridiculous.

"It's...it's nothing." Wen Jiayan knew he had said something wrong, and he was a little hesitant, "It's bleeding."

The small cut on the forehead was very thin, with a little bit of blood dripping, but there was no major problem.At that time, Zhan Jun was so frightened that he let go of his hand, but he didn't expect it to be so accurate. He immediately felt even more embarrassed, but he couldn't hold back his face to apologize, and he was silent for a long time before growling: "Pick up the trash!" After finishing speaking Turn around and go back to the room to find a Band-Aid.

The dogleg Wen Jiayan silently lay on the ground looking for the abandoned pull ring.

After such a toss at home, Wen Jiayan didn't say anything about his date with Xue Jingye, but told him very earnestly before leaving the house: "Brother Zhan, I found an out-of-print Blu-ray, the director's cut version of "Butterfly Effect". For the ending, there are interviews and behind-the-scenes records, you should come back and read them. I will pay someone else back tomorrow.”

Facing this temptation that had no allure for him, Zhan Jun's mouth twitched, and finally he smiled at Wen Jiayan: "Okay."

Perhaps because he was in a good mood, Zhan Jun had been smiling happily and gently at the passers-by while waiting for Xue Jingye's arrival for more than half an hour.

This time it is not a coffee shop, but an Italian restaurant.The restaurant was beautifully decorated, and the waiters who walked back and forth were well-dressed and well-dressed, and Zhan Jun really saw one or two pretty boys.An upright piano was placed in the center of the restaurant, and the girl with long hair and shawl was playing Ding Ding Dong Dong a song that Zhan Jun was familiar with but could not name.It's so comfortable here, so comfortable that Zhan Jun didn't even put away his smile when he saw Xue Jingye walking over.

"In a good mood?" Xue Jingye seemed to be in a good mood, and smiled at him.

Regrettably, the expression on Zhan Jun's face disappeared as soon as he said these words, leaving only a pair of eyes with fluctuating emotions.

The director of the factory was also generous and didn't care about it, so he invited the waiter who knew the way and ordered the meal.

"Xiaolu likes the food here very much, you should try it too." Xue Jingye poured some wine, "I ordered lasagne for you, the signature here, and Xiaolu's favorite dish."

Zhan Jun thought to himself, do you really think that Tan Xiaolu appeared twice in the two sentences, I still don't understand what you mean?

If it was still the same day, Zhan Jun might be excited because he was compared with Tan Xiaolu again, but now he definitely won't.He declined Xue Jingye's red wine, picked up the slightly sour lemonade and drank it slowly, without saying a word.

The factory manager Xu Xu said something, but did not get any response, and gradually became impatient.His patience and hard work were not meant for someone like Zhan Jun. This time, he came here with a little apology and guilt, which is already a great deal of face.Ke Zhanjun had a dead face with a cold face, thinking about it, he took the initiative and paid for the meal himself, did he have to eat so unhappy?

Xue Jingye suddenly became upset.

Zhan Jun, who has already entered the state of preparation for battle, sees every tiny expression and movement in his eyes.The action of putting down the wine glass was not elegant, and the bottom of the glass hit the table with a slight sound; the back leaned back on the chair, showing that he had begun to feel bored.

The patience given to me can only last - Zhan Jun glanced at the phone - seven and a half minutes.

"Is there anything else?" Seeing him looking at his phone, Xue Jingye asked.

Zhan Jun finally looked at him and smiled quickly: "No."

The fleeting smile made Xue Jingye start to wonder what Zhan Jun meant to him.After Zhan Jun thanked the waiter, he lowered his head to deal with the lasagne in front of him.Lasagna is difficult to eat elegantly, but Zhan Jun doesn't care.At the entrance, I felt that the taste was really good. Anyway, I didn’t pay for it myself, so I stuffed it into my mouth.

While eating, Xue Jingye suddenly said, "Your place is dirty."

Zhan Jun was taken aback for a moment, and then stretched out a hand from the opposite side.The white, slender, well-maintained fingers wiped the corners of his mouth, with both firm and lingering strength.

A piece of shaky hair rose up on his back, and Zhan Jun immediately dodged that strange hand.

Xue Jingye smiled at him, obviously very proud of his flirting technique.

"you……"

"Ok?"

You are sick, you bastard!This is Zhan Jun's heartfelt words.

"You... your hands are dirty." These are the words Zhan Jun gritted his teeth.

He also took Xue Jingye's hand, and wiped him carefully, gently and slowly with his own napkin.After finishing, without looking at Xue Jingye, he lowered his head and ate wildly again, without any shaken or bewitched expression on his face.

The author has something to say: A certain worm today's haiku: If there is no pain in the world, drink seven or eight cups of strong wine.hehe.

There may be another update tonight depending on the situation~

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