Chief Oda won't complain

There have been many strange stories circulating in the academy, such as the pot in the biology room. It is said that once you look at the monster in the pot, you will be entangled.

This strange talk disappeared after Kanae became a biology teacher.Maybe I should have asked Kanae about exorcism.

Another strange story is the old man crawling in the corridor, who knows how to bully the weak and steal.It is said that the big bag on his head was kicked out by a student named Tokito no Ichiro.

This reassures me a little that goblins are not immune to physical attacks.If there is a ghost, I think I may be able to use force to protect myself.

I just thought a lot, but didn't take any action, or even say anything.

But after everyone looked at me one by one, it seemed that they had received a certain signal together, and they turned their heads tacitly, and continued to read as if nothing had happened.

What unfolded on the curtain was the prologue of the "story": Dazai and I first met in a bar, we talked about detergent mixed with soda water, Dazai's bait battle, Dazai's injury under the bandage.

Then the "story" states that Dazai is an executive of the underground organization Port Mafia.

This status is far from that of a repeat student, but I found myself accepting the setting naturally.

"Repeater Dazai" and "Officer Dazai" have little difference in temperament, both are the type who are keen to send themselves to the hospital.

Anwu still remembered being angry with Dazai, so he took the opportunity to say: "The Dazai-kun in the book is very promising, he has become a cadre of an underground organization, shouldn't the Dazai-kun here work hard?"

"Well, since the professor glasses said so, do you want to make a bet here?" Dazai said with an air of winning, "Just bet that you are also a member of the port mafia like me in the following article, and your position is below me. .”

Ango frowned: "Mr. Dazai, regardless of the position, I will not work for an underground organization. I have my principles in life."

"Principles..." Dazai smiled as if thinking of something interesting, "Then what do you think you should be?"

Ango affirmed: "Since Dazai-kun is a cadre of an underground organization, then I must be a member of the public security system or a government department."

"I see..." Dazai nodded noncommittally, "What about Odasaku?"

The topic actually touched me, so I had no choice but to express my opinion: "I may be a Mandarin teacher, because I really can't think of anything else to do."

Ango nodded: "I agree. But it may also be a professional detective. I somehow feel that Odasaku-sensei is very suitable for that role."

Ango really thinks highly of me, how can I be a detective?

If I were really a detective, I would probably only be able to accept a few commissions for finding cats and catching dogs every day.

Unexpectedly, Dazai looked up to me more than Ango: "I think Oda Saku should be a mafia boss, or a top killer who became famous at a young age."

Can this really relate to me?

Even if I just sit in the office and correct students' compositions, I already feel very strenuous, obviously just an ordinary social animal.

"Okay! Then the bet is to find this bar called Lupi. If there is no such bar in the world, we will find a way to build one. The loser will invite the winner to drink there!" Dazai waved his arms enthusiastically, urging Xingyue to Page down.

Obviously, Dazai encountered a rare and interesting event, and he is very much looking forward to restoring the scenes in the "story".

But I want to pour cold water on him: "No, Dazai, you can't go to the bar to drink."

Dazai froze: "Why?" Immediately afterwards, he looked extremely wronged, as if I had done something extremely vicious.

He pointed at the curtain, stared at me and complained loudly: "It clearly says that Oda Saku had a drink with me! How can you deny it?"

I shook my head and explained, "It's different, "story" is "story", we are us. "

"But isn't it us who are written in the "story"? "

"No. In the "story", Dazai is a cadre of an underground organization, and it is natural for him to do illegal activities with that status.But the Dazai in front of me is still a student. Students are not allowed to drink alcohol. This is a rule.And I am a teacher, and the teacher has the obligation to prevent students from drinking alcohol. "

I don't think I said anything serious, but Dazai was speechless all of a sudden, he shrugged and collapsed into the seat like mud.

Ango stood up and applauded me excitedly: "That's great, Odasaku-sensei! That's how it should be, give Dazai-kun a hard blow before he can't stop crying!"

With Ango taking the lead, everyone stood up and applauded.I even found several gratified eyes looking at me, as if I finally broke through myself and did a heroic thing against oppression.

The scene was very lively for a while, so I had to stand up too.Otherwise, it would be impolite for everyone to stand while I sit.

If anyone can present a certificate of merit at this time, I think I can naturally go up to the stage to accept the award.Although I don't see what's to cheer about that.

After everyone clapped their hands and sat down, Dazai propped his face with one hand and moaned unwillingly: "Wait, I will graduate this year, I can graduate early. Let's continue the bet until then Redeem."

"Really? That's great, please come on." I encouraged.

There is no problem with Dazai's ability, and he has been serving as the secretary general of the armed student union in the academy.

I don't know what he will do after graduation, but he must be much better than my little social animal.

Xingyue saw that we had stopped making noise, so she dragged the mouse to turn down the page.

In the "story", Dazai and I started discussing "the feasibility of killing your head on the corner of tofu", and Dazai claimed that he had developed a super delicious hard tofu.

I couldn't help but imagine how delicious it was, if only I could taste it.

Shimura Shinpachi, a student of Sakata, said, "I said, it doesn't matter whether it tastes good or not at all, right? I actually practiced kowtowing tofu. Why do you have to be serious and funny?"

It turns out that kowtowing tofu is actually a serious joke, and I feel that I have learned new knowledge.

Ango looked through the round-frame glasses and fell on Shimura Shinpachi's round-frame glasses. He nodded in appreciation: "Well said!"

Then he looked at me again and said, "Odasaku-sensei, if you can learn this too, I won't have to have headaches all the time."

I humbly asked, "What does this mean?"

"It means to complain."

Are you complaining?

It feels very esoteric.

Sakata nodded, looking proud, he stretched his arms around Shinpachi's shoulders: "That's right, Shinbaji is the most powerful taunter in my class, his ability to taunt is enough to fight against the whole school. The garden is more precious than anything else."

Kagura, who is in the same class as Shinpachi, nodded solemnly: "Even I can't deny this. Even before I came to study abroad, I have never seen Xin Baji in my country who made complaints about cheating like this."

"Isn't that right, Xiao Kagura? The word "Credit" is not used here, is it!Also, please excuse me if you treat me differently in this way!I don't want it at all, it feels pathetic! "

Shinpachi struggled to leave Sakata's arm, and at the same time spoke a long string of words very quickly.

Sakata gestured to me with his eyes, and stretched out his free hand to give a thumbs up, saying, "Look, that's it, this is the art of complaining."

That's it, I was taught.

I was in awe, and gave Shinba a thumbs up, saying, "It's really amazing."

Dazai immediately supported the table and laughed, while Ango hung his head slumped, looking very tired.

The two of them were in a state of depression one after another. I was a little worried, so I suggested: "Let's stop after reading the prologue, shall we? Let's continue tomorrow after getting some sleep."

Xingyue thought for a while, then nodded: "Okay, there is no rush for this night."

Dazai also agreed: "Okay, after all, the bet just now has come to fruition."

He raised his finger and pointed to the curtain. At some point, Xingyue had already turned a few more lines. In the latest content, Ango also walked into the bar, sat with me and Dazai, and talked about how he went out to negotiate a deal for the organization, and then bought smuggled goods by the way. things.

It turns out that Ango in the "story" is a port mafia intelligence agent who directly obeys the orders of the leader and is not under the command of any cadres.

But I think, in terms of the position alone, intelligence officers should not be able to compare with cadres.Therefore, Ango lost the bet.

What about me?Since I can mix with the cadres and intelligence agents of the port mafia, I should be pretty good too.