Wolf Gu Suspicion

"Wolf facial paralysis." Hu Xian gave Lang Yao a nickname that he thought was very appropriate.

"En." Lang Yao accepted such a nickname very naturally.

"Do you like tentacle cartoons?" Hu Xian asked curiously.

"..." Is it a little heavy?

"Which pose do you like most in Xiao Huang Manli? 69? Backward entry? Upward entry? Thomas roundabout? Overhand throw on horseback?" Hu Xian continued to ask curiously.

Although I don't want to answer, but I understand the first few, what are the last two?What does this imply?Want to get fucked?Um?

"Oh, the Thomas roundabout is a posture similar to gymnastics, which requires better flexibility in the waist. The yoke throw is to alternately ride a person from left to right during horseback riding."

Lang Yao, who was always silent, dragged Hu Xian, who kept asking questions, and continued to walk in. Halfway passed a locust tree hung with red strings. Under the tree, there was a clear pond with several koi swimming in it.The koi were chatting with each other about homework: "Have you heard? Today is the birth day of Liushen Hualushui."

"It's not that Liushen's toilet water is thick, it's Liushenxian. It's impolite for you to pick purple, and toilet water is mosquito repellent."

"Oh my god, what's the matter, what a big deal! Selling chicken feathers."

"Which one are you, asking so many scumbags?"

Hu Xian: "..." A group of koi gossip is also understandable, but how did the Taiwanese accent, Northeast accent, and Trump with different styles of painting manage to communicate without barriers? !How about learning Mandarin well and traveling all over the world?

Lang Yao ignored the koi in the clear pond, and there was a loud noise not far away.

"Chicken."

"Ten thousand."

"Six cakes, it's mushy!"

"Fuck, what luck!"

"No more love."

"It must be because I saw that little doll of Shuaishen today!"

Lang Yao led Hu Xian and walked a few steps: "Here we are."

A long green table was placed in front of a wolf and a fox. Four immortals were sitting at the east, south, west and north corners respectively. One of them was an old man in sackcloth, a pair of slippers on his feet, and a white beard half waist long. , for convenience, there is a pink bow on it.With long white hair tied into a ponytail, and a cigarette dangling from his mouth, he happily reached out to collect the money, while the other three immortals handed over the money bag with a face of resignation.

Hu Xian looked at Lang Yao: "Who is this?"

Lang Yao: "Old Moon."

Hu Xian laughed lightly: "Hahaha, how could Yuelao play mahjong instead of making friends?"

Lang Yao: "This is Yue Lao Pavilion."

Hu Xian: "I really didn't see it. It looks like a marriage agency on the outside, and a mahjong club on the inside." It looks like everything here, except that it doesn't look like Yuelao Pavilion.

Lang Yao patted his head: "I'm used to it."

"Let's go, let's go, let's go here today, anyway, everyone has almost lost." Yue Lao looked at the money bag full of earning with a smile, and announced the end of the game.After the other three immortals left, looking at a wolf and a fox in front of him, Yue Lao continued to smoke the cigarette between his fingers, and exhaled: "What's the matter?"

Lang Yao stared closely at Yue Lao's face: "Change soul."

The cigarette in Yuelao's hand froze in the air for a second, and then he waved his hand with a smile: "Although I don't know how you got in, I really don't know what you are talking about."

Just when Hu Xian was about to speak up to defend himself, Lang Yao took his hand and motioned him not to act rashly.

"Old Qian." Lang Yao looked at Yue Lao who was taking a big puff of cigarette, and said two words one by one.

Yuelao's expression changed: "Damn it, the young man has good eyesight."

Hu Xian: "..." That's how the winning money just now came from.

Lang Yao didn't speak again, but pointed to the direction where the three immortals left just now.

Yue Lao raised his hand and touched his head: "Can you speak well?"

Hu Xian nodded silently in his heart, expressing that he also felt the same way.

Lang Yao: "I can't."

Yuelao sighed dumbfoundingly: "This is a very long story. Longlongyears ago, there is...."

Lang Yao: "Long story short."

Yuelao: "...A few days ago, I drank too much Qiongyao wine brewed by Baihua Fairy from the birthday banquet of the Immortal Emperor, and on the way back to Yuelao Pavilion with a dazed expression, I met Jin Yong who also drank too much The Rabbit God of wine. As a result..." Yue Lao flicked the bow on his beard, as if he was a little bit embarrassed.

Fairy Baihua is a recognized expert in wine making in the republic of the Alliance of Immortals, Gods and Buddhas. She is best at three kinds of top-level immortal drunk wines, namely: Qiongyao wine, Jinyong wine, and Pingou wine.Ranked in the top three of the TOP favorite wine list in the Republic of the Union of Immortals, Gods and Buddhas.

Hu Xian took a breath: "As long as you two don't have sex after drinking, I think I can understand it." Otherwise, this picture is really too beautiful to imagine.

Yue Lao glared at Hu Xian, and the scattered beard around his mouth flew up: "I am straight!"

Lang Yao pulled Hu Xian to stand behind him, although Yue Lao was used to being unreliable, but he was an immortal at the level of spiritual consciousness, and his mana was above them, so it was hard to guarantee that he would not embarrass them.

Lang Yao: "Continue."

Yuelao calmed down and continued, "We two immortals made a bet."

Hu Xian thought for a while, the two drunks were nothing more than silly reasons such as whose marriage is better, who has stronger mana.

Yue Lao raised his hand and touched the back of his head: "We two bet, whoever throws the stone farthest will win."

Hu Xian: "I'm sorry...it's my fault for overestimating the IQ of you two." I almost forgot that these civil servants in the fairy world have no basic professional ethics at all.

Old Yue coughed lightly and said, "At that time, both of us were drunk and didn't pay attention to controlling mana. One accidentally punched two holes in the pine tree opposite Yaochi."

Hu Xian: "So?"

Yuelao: "This pine tree has absorbed the essence and aura of the world and is about to become a tree fairy, but it was broken by the two of us and its roots were broken."

Hu Xian clicked his tongue in amazement: "It's really wicked, it's fine to hurt someone, but also cut off his penis."

Yuelao slapped the mahjong table hard: "Your cock, what I'm talking about is that it can't be cultivated to become a fairy, analogy, do you understand the analogy?"

Lang Yao: "Continue."

Yuelao sighed again and shook his head: "Sin, this pine tree that has been cultivated for thousands of years lost the chance to be a Jinxian because of the whim of the two of us. It has been made into a fanbook. After many days of investigation, I found that its soul is the fanbook held by the two of you. It is this powerful resentment that led to the creation of the high-level magic of soul changing. produce."

Hu Xian gritted his teeth and looked at Yue Lao, one of the culprits: "Is there a way to remedy it?"

Yuelao rubbed the back of his head again: "God Rabbit should have a specific method. Go out and turn right 666 meters to his mansion."

"Let's go." Lang Yaozai scrutinized Yuelao's facial expression carefully, and pulled Hu Xian to walk out the door.