Wolf Gu Suspicion

"The house at home suddenly disappeared, and even the quilt flew away, what should I do if I'm about to be exposed on the street? Wait online." Hengji now very, very much wants to post such a post on the forum to express his current mood.As the water god of Yaoshui, although Tathagata may not know him, he has seen this taciturn Buddha at the annual Immortal God Buddha Alliance Conference.Needless to say the fighting power, at the alliance conference where the atmosphere was very lively and comparable to a gala, every fairy, god, and Buddha was filled with happy smiles, and it was a harmonious scene. Only Tathagata was centered around himself. Within a radius of one meter, there was no one in sight.It simply has its own cooling effect. Compared with the Immortal Emperor who is hugging left and right, the contrast can't be too big.Hengji originally thought that he was hiding in a remote village that didn't even have wifi.You must know how difficult it is for an otaku like him to keep looking at the cache without the wireless network and the phone memory is not strong enough.He still ignored the information network of the Alliance of Immortals, Gods and Buddhas.Thinking of this, Hengji sighed, and looked up at Tathagata in mid-air. "I'm sorry Buddha, Xiaoxian still has important things to do, and I can't just catch him without a fight." After speaking, he stretched out his hand and lifted the pillow, and a yellow button the size of a wristband suddenly appeared, and was pressed down immediately.The originally normal single bed suddenly let out a strange moan, and then stretched out four steel claws from the four corners out of thin air and rushed towards the woods not far away at a fast speed.In the blink of an eye, it had already entered the woods, and then disappeared.Tathagata looked dignified, raised his hand and was about to slap the forest, and suddenly saw a wooden sign standing at the entrance of the forest, on which was written "Set fire to the mountain, and the base will be pierced." Eight large characters. "..." Thinking of the great power of Tathagata's holy palm, Tathagata stretched out his hand silently.Heng is basically a high-tech guy, he was negligent. Ten minutes later, the Immortal Emperor of Xuanling Palace was lying on the crystal recliner, drinking the Pingao wine poured by the fairies, and looked at the expressionless Tathagata in front of him to report the defeat.The strong aroma of wine filled the lips, stimulating the taste buds.The Immortal Emperor smacked his lips: "You mean Hengji's bed ran away with long legs?" "Yes." Tathagata nodded, although it sounds fantastic, it is the truth. "What I'm more curious about is why you didn't chase after me?" "Set fire to the mountain, and wear the base." .The fairy serving beside her hastily handed over the pure white silk handkerchief respectfully.The Immortal Emperor took the handkerchief, wiped the corners of his mouth, and raised his hand, another exquisite wooden wine cup carved with a crane with wings flew out of nowhere in front of Tathagata. "Taste." Tathagata shook his head and pushed the wooden cup back with a wave of his hand. "Wine and sex mislead people." The Immortal Emperor raised his eyebrows as if he had expected it a long time ago: "You live a life of penance, and this life is like a flick of a finger. God who doesn't know how to enjoy pleasure in time, endless longevity is not good for you. What's the meaning?" Tathagata said, "Cut off crimes and overcome the suffering of all living beings." The Immortal Emperor waved his hand: "Yes, I won't discuss Zen mechanics with you. Hengji likes to make some small inventions on weekdays. This time he can start from I'm not surprised that you escaped under the palm of your hand. You should have prepared an escape plan long ago, and ran from the tunnel dug in the woods. Next time I will go into battle in person, after all, you are a straightforward person. The best way to deal with a rogue is a rogue." Tathagata raised his eyebrows in a rare way, and said silently in his heart, "So you also know that you are a hooligan." Immortal Emperor: "But because you cut off the power of the aircraft, I broke my favorite crystal cup. How to settle the account?" " Tathagata: "It has nothing to do with me." Immortal Emperor: "Everything is a cycle of cause and effect. If there is no cause you planted, how can the fruit of this cup come from today?" Tathagata: "Since you have obtained the fruit, you will bear the consequences of this fruit." The cause." Immortal Emperor: "In a word, do you pay or not?" Tathagata: "No money, no compensation." "..." Immortal Emperor choked for a few seconds: "As the three giants of the alliance One, your salary is calculated according to the annual salary, right? And there will be no less incense offerings?" Tathagata: "All of them have been donated." Immortal Emperor: "Ah? All of them have been donated? You should keep Some subsidy for the family." Tathagata: "Money is something outside of oneself." The Immortal Emperor twitched the corner of his mouth speechlessly, and with a wave of his hand flew over the paper and pen on the desk, he raised his hand and wrote a few lines on it and handed it to Tathagata .Tathagata took the note, only to see that it said "Sakyamuni owes me two thousand cents, and agrees to repay in installments." Immortal Emperor: "Sign it." Tathagata: "You actually spent two thousand for a cup." Immortal Emperor Raised the wooden cup: "You are content, I chose a relatively cheap one when I smashed it." Tathagata: "Mu Qing." The Immortal Emperor quickly put down the wooden cup and covered his ears: "You called me The name is useless, it is only natural to owe money and pay back the money.” Tathagata shook his head with a smile, and wrote his name on the debtor with his golden finger.With squinted eyes, one could see the Immortal Emperor beside him snickering, and Tathagata handed the note back.No matter how many thousands of years have passed, he still pampers and spoils the Immortal Emperor as always, as if it has become a habit.In the conference hall of Olympus, Demeter, the Goddess of Harvest, was wearing a neat black suit and short skirt, holding the remote control of the projector in her hand, talking and analyzing this year's grain harvest report on the big screen.Zeus, the king of the gods, sat in the center of the long conference table in a dark blue suit, clasped his hands casually on his slightly raised knees, and listened intently to Demeter's analysis report. With a "bang", the door of the meeting hall was rudely knocked open. "Father God!" The blond-haired Apollo rushed in, and Demeter, who was analyzing the pie chart with eloquence, stopped for a while, shocked by the sudden change.Zeus squinted at Apollo and turned to Demeter without speaking, and said unmoved: "Go on." Knowing that his reckless behavior had aroused Zeus' displeasure, Apollo retreated quietly .Demeter nodded and cleared his throat: "According to mechanized mass production, this year will start in January..." It wasn't until the meeting ended and the Olympus gods left one after another that Apollo stood again. Beside Zeus said softly: "Father God." Zeus pulled the tie that restrained his neck, and put one leg on the other casually: "What manners should you have?" Apollo saluted: "It's my son who didn't think well, please God Father to punish." Zeus put one hand on the conference table: "I remember you should have a meeting in the Republic of the Eastern Immortals, Gods and Buddhas Alliance." Apollo was stunned, a little bitter "I want to ask Father God about Cupid." "Presumptuous!" As soon as Apollo finished speaking, Zeus slapped the table so hard that the solid conference table unexpectedly It was cut open abruptly.