Wolf Gu Suspicion

The car is a four-seater, so if Hengqing is added, it will be very crowded, and it violates the traffic law.

Therefore, you can see such a strange picture: the driver in front is the expressionless Lang Yao, the co-pilot is Hu Xian who is sleeping rickety, Qi Pa is holding a giant carrot on the left side of the back row, and on the right is Hu Xian. Heng Qing looked at the carrot in a daze.

Qi Pa touched the leaves on top of the radish and sighed: "Boring."

Heng Qing's eyes lit up immediately: "Then how about I sing a song for you? I won the special prize every time in the "I am the God of Songs" competition held in Hengshui before."

Qi Pa glanced at the excited Heng Qing, and waved: "Sing."

Heng Qing nodded, cleared his throat, and sang: "The chrysanthemums in the flowers are not as attractive as you. Your smile makes them shy and shriveled. Your tenderness is like water and is tightly surrounded, blooming the sweetness of love. Look at that The blossoming chrysanthemums are all over the mountain, blooming in the season of our love, even if the sea is dry and even the stones are rotten, my heart will not change. Seeing the chrysanthemums bursting all over the mountain is a testimony to our promise."

Lang Yao: "..."

Qi Pa: "..."

Russell: "..."

The competition of "I am the God of Songs" definitely has a shady scene.

Hu Xian, who was awakened by Hengqing's loud and clear singing, rubbed his forehead: "What kind of song is this, the style of painting is a bit weird."

Heng Qing: ""Chrysanthemums Exploding All over the Mountain"."

Hu Xian chuckled: "Manshan is also a poor mountain."

Qi Pa: "As expected of the Demon King, we are all ashamed of ourselves."

Heng Qing: "This is just a very simple song." Heng Qing who finished speaking this sentence was startled for some reason that everyone looked at him with sympathetic eyes.

half a day later

Lang Yao parked the car beside the highway rest stop, pointed to Heng Qing who was sitting in the back seat: "Cook."

Heng Qing looked around and saw that there was not even a staff member on the New Year's Eve highway, only rest stops surrounded by mountains, and paused: "Where's the pot?"

Hu Xian patted him on the shoulder sympathetically: "There is no blame, you have to believe in yourself, the boy who creates miracles."

Heng Qing rolled his eyes: "Where are the raw materials?"

Qi Pa took everyone's travel bags and rummaged through them, and found a bag of honey-flavored potato chips, two cucumbers, two eggplants, two apples, and a copy of "Teacher After Class".

Heng Qing rubbed his temples: "I can barely understand the previous ones, but what's the use of this book where two people are entangled in the end?"

Lang Yao: "Light a fire."

Heng Qing: "...Is it too late for me to quit now?"

Four pairs of glowing eyes responded to him.

Heng Qing: "Pretend I didn't say anything."

10 minutes later

Everyone gathered around a small hill beside the road, sharing a large bowl of salad, obviously hungry, and the salad was wiped out in an instant.

Qi Pa smacked her lips and rubbed into Russell's arms: "It's unpalatable."

Heng Qing: "It's hard for a clever woman to cook without rice, have you heard that?"

Qi Pa shook his head, stretched out two fingers, and shook: "First, you are not a woman. Second, you are not a human being."

Heng Qing: "Although I'm not human, I feel like you are mocking me with this sentence."

With a "grunt", Hu Xian's stomach rang again and again.

Hu Xian rubbed his stomach: "I regret it, I'm not full at all. And I'm a carnivore, why do I eat salad to pad my stomach?"

Qi Pa snorted coldly: "Do you regret it now?" Let him bring so many potato chips instead of serious food.

Hu Xian took out a bag of steak-flavored potato chips from his bag and ate them, sighing: "I should have known that I would have brought three bags of potato chips."

Qi Pa: "..." This guy's failure to grasp the key points is still so unbearable.

Lang Yao silently glanced at Hu Xian, took out his mobile phone and made a call.

10 minutes later

Heng Qing was speechless looking at the helicopter not far away, Lang Qing wearing a suit, holding a towel in his left hand and a teapot in his right, wearing gold-rimmed glasses, and the cart in front of everyone.

The trolley is divided into five floors. The first floor is frozen foie gras, French baked snails, sirloin steak, sliced ​​roast duck, tempura, and sashimi.The second floor is Buddha Tiaoqiang, West Lake Vinegar Fish, Dongpo Pork, Braised Lion Head, and Whole Roast Duck.The third layer is rice porridge, millet porridge, mung bean porridge, red bean porridge, black rice porridge, eight-treasure porridge, borscht, tomato and egg soup, spinach soup, and kelp soup.The fourth layer is ice cream, macarons, egg tarts, black forest, mousse, pancakes, milkshakes, smoothies.The fifth floor is wine, brandy, vodka, Moutai, rum, gin, beer, coffee, milk, black tea, green tea.

The four demons sat leisurely on the rocking chair drinking the black tea in the cup, Heng Qing: "..." They definitely played him on purpose, right? !

At the same time beside Hengshui

Cupid tugged on Apollo's sleeve: "Apollo, we sneaked down, are you crazy as an important participant?!"

Apollo frowned: "Mars and Athena have arrived in the Republic of the Union of Immortals, Gods and Buddhas, and now the most important thing is your body! Apart from the two of us, other main gods must not know about this matter!"

Cupid sighed: "I understand your feelings, but... where is this place? Are you sure you didn't lead the wrong way?"

Apollo looked around and looked at the mobile phone in his hand: "I clearly set up the map of Yaoshan, why is Hengshui displayed here?"

Cupid covered his face, he knew that Apollo, a road idiot, would definitely lead him astray.

"Damn! You two, let me go!" Not far away, a bound man was twisting and struggling on the ground.

Wearing a tall white hat and holding shackles in his hands, the man snorted coldly: "If the King of Hades wants you to die in the third watch, who dares to keep you until the fifth watch?"

The man in the black top hat who bound the man with chains dragged him without saying a word.

Apollo's eyes lit up, and he pulled Cupid over and said, "I know what the grass mud horse is called in China. It's a cute beast, isn't it?"

Cupid rubbed his temples. Although he knew that Apollo's intention was to get close to the other party and ask for directions, but at this time, the grass mud horse didn't mean it at all, okay?

Bai Wuchang: "...Where did this mountain cannon come from?"

Heiwuchang: "Xiaobai, perform official duties seriously."

The man bound by the chain suddenly stood up like crazy, and rushed towards Bai Wuchang.

It was just that Hei Wuchang cut off his beard in mid-air, raised his leg in the middle and kicked him, and the man was smashed to the ground.Bai Wuchang at the side squatted down, raised the opponent's hands, and broke them one by one.

Amidst the man's screams one after another, Hei Wuchang turned to Apollo with his dark and deep eyes without whites: "What's the matter?"

Apollo looked directly into Heiwuchang's eyes, and raised a smile: "Excuse me, how do I get to Yaoshan?"

Bai Wuchang, who had broken ten fingers of the man and was about to break his hamstring, turned to Cupid and Apollo, and licked his bloody fingers: "You guys, are you going to Mount Yao?"