[Bungo Stray Dogs] On the Compatibility of Reaper and Black Slime

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"By the way, is there such a surname as Odasaku? Is Odasaku's name called Nosuke." I've wondered this question for a long time. Even if Japanese surnames are weird after all, it's not surprising that the surname is Odasaku, right?

Nosuke doesn't look like the name at all.

"I started it, doesn't it sound nice." Osamu Dazai raised his hand, blinking his eyes.

Ah, this is too much.

"It's a shame for Dazai not to compile a book on the history of surnames." I sighed sincerely.

"Isn't it nice? Is it super smooth?" Osamu Dazai questioned my complaint.

"Dazai is going to compile a history book, so he should go to university first." Oda Sakunosuke scooped up a spoonful of curry and said.

I have to say that I was cold.

Osamu Dazai picked up a glass of ice water and looked carefully at the ice cubes inside, and suddenly thought: "Drinking too much ice, will I be frozen to death? I didn't think of this way of death before, it's worth a try."

I am speechless, this Osamu Dazai is too lively, and the livelyness makes people inexplicably angry.

Mr. Dazai, what's the matter with you, in front of Oda Sakunosuke.

"I'm going to run my stomach." Dazai Osamu's thoughts were outrageous enough, I didn't expect Oda Sakunosuke to reply seriously.

"I'm talking about enough ice, very ice, can it freeze me to death in an instant?" Osamu Dazai corrected: "If you don't give me time to react, if you die all at once, you won't I'm going to run my stomach."

Just then the curry rice was ready. I took the two plates from the boss and gave one to Osamu Dazai. Looking at the red curry, I had the feeling that it was so.

Although I don't reject spicy food, it doesn't mean I like it.

I asked, "Dazai, do you know about dry ice?"

"I've heard of it." Osamu Dazai thought for a while, "Could it be that dry ice can freeze me to death in an instant?"

"Dry ice is a pressurized product of carbon dioxide. It will liquefy when it comes into contact with air, resulting in a low temperature of minus 75 degrees. It can cause frostbite when it comes into contact with the skin. I don't know if it can be eaten to death, but it will definitely hurt."

"And freezing to death is a very painful way to die." I dug out a spoonful of spicy curry and ate it without changing my expression.

"But I heard that people who freeze to death are smiling." Dazai Osamu took a bite of curry, then drank water wildly with his tongue out.

I suddenly remembered that Osamu Dazai joined the Mafia at the age of 14, so he should have never been to school.

Suddenly remembering that I am also a dropout boy now, I am sad.

Does Mori Ogai allow his subordinates to go to university?

"It's just hypothermia syndrome. In order to ensure the safety of the brain, the body will reduce blood supply to the limbs, resulting in a reddish face and a smile on the corner of the mouth. In fact, the deceased was in great pain."

What I said finally dispelled Dazai Osamu's idea of ​​freezing to death.

"Hisuke-kun is amazing." Oda Sakunosuke watched me eat the spicy curry without changing his face, showing admiration on his face: "It's the first time I see someone who can accept the boss's spicy curry, most Japanese eat it like Dazai Not spicy."

"I just have a relatively high tolerance to food, which can be understood as my sense of taste is not very sensitive." In fact, it is the reason of the supernatural ability, which makes my brain extremely thirsty for stimulating food.

Too sweet, too spicy, too sour, too bitter, as long as it can give me stimulation and let me maintain my own taste, it's fine.

Of course, as long as I have regular physical contact with Osamu Dazai and the [Disqualification in the World] set meal, I don't have to be forced to eat those things.

"It's amazing." Oda Sakunosuke was taken aback when he heard that.

"Could it be that I can't eat spicy food, Odasaku, don't you love me?" Osamu Dazai clutched the spoon listlessly, and I seemed to see tears in his left eye.

At first glance, oh, it's reflective.

Osamu Dazai seemed to be born without tears or anger.

I eat curry and don't know why I feel that way.

Maybe it's because of the way he showed when we met for the first time, he was too powerful and omnipotent.

The essence is a poor young man who is one year younger than me and has never been to school.

"Qianli, why is there a maternal radiance in your eyes." Osamu Dazai suddenly grabbed my shoulder and made me look at him.

I slowly type out a question?

What is, Maternal Radiance?

"Because Susukha-kun looked at Dazai with gentle eyes just now, like a mother?" Oda Sakunosuke gave me a stab at the right time.

Although I personally feel that I can't see anything from my eyes, but the two people present said so, it should, yes.

Am I really maternal?

But I'm pure man.

"So, why, it's not the first time I've traveled thousands of miles." Dazai Osamu's kite-colored eyes were full of inquiry.

"Because I think Dazai is just a very lonely child in essence, after all, he is one year younger than me." I told the truth.

"What? Qianli is older than me?" Osamu Dazai was shocked.

What is he shocked about?

I'm 16 years old, hasn't he read my profile?

"Dazai, aren't you only fifteen?" I asked suspiciously, this guy never thought of me being older than him, right?

"I'll be sixteen in a while." Osamu Dazai refused to admit defeat, he seemed a little mad: "Why, it's fine if the little man is two months older than me, but why is Qianli older than me? How many months did you have? Birthday."

I blinked, and it turned out that the short Nakahara Naka was also two months older than Osamu Dazai: "November."

"Cut, it's just seven months older than me." Osamu Dazai waved his hand.

I really want to tell him that seven months is not less than half a year, but Osamu Dazai has a look that bites me when I mention him, so I shut up.

Osamu Dazai's birthday is in June.

Water without a moon, June.

Osamu Dazai likes to enter the water so much, is it because he was born in June?

"By the way, how big is Odasaku?" Osamu Dazai asked.

"21." The red-haired young man replied calmly after watching us compete over the question of age.

Damn it, obviously he didn't mean anything extra, but I always feel that his 21 is mocking.

I said unwillingly: "I will grow up soon, only 21 years old, only five years, right, Dazai."

Unexpectedly, Osamu Dazai did not follow me to say this sentence, I looked over curiously.

Contrary to his excitement just now, the boy silently took a mouthful of curry.

"Dazai?" I asked.

It suddenly occurred to me that Osamu Dazai's hobby is suicide.

He once said that he pursued death.

How can people who pursue death have the idea of ​​growing up?

"Dazai, you have to grow up with me." I grabbed his arm: "Only when you grow up and live, can you in the future know what you are living for."

"Grow up...?" Osamu Dazai smiled lightly, and he said another word, but he didn't make a sound. Judging by the shape of his mouth, it should be.

Future.....?

Osamu Dazai, who was caught by me, suddenly moved, he grabbed a glass of ice water and drank wildly.

I just realized that he ate another mouthful of curry just now.

"Boss, please order a non-spicy one." I snatched Osamu Dazai's curry and put it in front of me: "If you can't eat spicy food, don't spoil yourself."

"But you can all eat it." Osamu Dazai hugged the water glass, leaving a handprint on the foggy glass wall: "I'm a heretic who can't eat spicy food."

"No, we are the few heretics who can eat spicy food." I sighed, seeing that Osamu Dazai was not convinced, so I came up with a way to coax him: "Spicy is pain, Dazai, don't force yourself to eat if you don't like pain." It's hot."

Looking at Osamu Dazai with a learned face, I couldn't help but sigh that reading is so good.

So Mori Ogai, will you allow your subordinates to go to university?

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Qianli: Standing out from the crowd with a high school dropout