The whole world thinks I'm a nephew

Nine Heavens.

The light blue fluorescent screens were densely suspended in mid-air. Just after work, the coolness of the air conditioner had not completely dissipated. The clerk in white work clothes straightened up from the chair, leaned back and patted his numb back. .

Today, Tota Li Tianwang went down to the realm to find his drunken son. Without the death monitoring of his immediate superior, everyone's work pressure has been relieved a lot.

One person said: "I heard that Lord Jingyun has not returned yet?"

Another person said: "Lin Jingyun has been in the lower realm for 500 years, and he was about to complete his merits and virtues, but he suddenly killed a Lingqiu fairy on the way and interfered in it. Hearing that the Emperor of Heaven was furious about this, he simply asked him to go through three generations. Love is gone."

These two are small employees in the Tianting Service Center who are in charge of evaluating performance. Now that they are off work, they just have time to gossip and so on.

On the floating screen there was still the figure of a young man in white lying in front of tens of thousands of soldiers, one of them couldn't help but take another look, sighed suddenly, and said, "...this is too embarrassing for a fairy king."

Immortal Lingqiu has always been irritable and loves to stir up trouble. The absurd things he did himself will cause Immortal Jingyun to suffer for many years, which is really unbearable.

"Well……"

The man raised his eyes to look at the screen again, suddenly rolled his eyeballs, and clung to the other person's ear, and said quietly: "Otherwise, since Immortal Lingqiu was punished by the lower realm, in the third life we ​​can— "

The Emperor of Heaven only said that he was punished by the lower realm for his own self-assessment, but he didn't say what kind of punishment he received, and whether there were any restrictions. Therefore, no matter how excessive it was, the boss would just turn a blind eye and close one eye. .

The little clerk's eyes lit up: "That's great! Let's do it like this!"... In the third world, Lin Jingyun became a leader in the scientific research field with amazing talents, and all the projects that passed through his hands became successful without exception. He complied with textbook-style standard operations, and even many theories that encountered bottlenecks seemed to have cut off the Mobius ring in his hands, making people suddenly enlightened.

However, it is such a seemingly perfect person, but there is an unbelievable rumor.

Rumor has it that Lin Jingyun can't take care of himself, so he only wears a shirt and windbreaker, and he wears high boots. He even transformed the kitchen into his laboratory. He only cooks once when he grows up, and he was almost beaten by his neighbors because of a fire. Called the fire alarm.

It was rumored that there were as many cats, cats, dogs and potted plants that Lin Jingyun brought home as pets, but they all disappeared from people's sight within two days, and none of them could die in his hands.

Therefore, when Mr. Lin was considering whether to find another living creature to accompany him for entertainment, Shen Lingqiu went down to the realm and was reincarnated as an ordinary black cat he had set his eyes on.

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