Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

【Spray three thousand feet, you will die, you will die, you will die】

"Get up, get up! It's time to start the mission!" Ye Lan was woken up by the energetic light ball early in the morning... Ye Lan raised her head in a daze, why did the light ball suddenly become so big, the diameter It's half his height, not cute at all!

The young master was about to vomit three liters of blood, Ye Lan cried and begged for mercy with a sleepy little face: "Don't exercise so vigorously in the early morning... Anyway, it only takes 5 minutes to get to the company, let the young master sleep for a while... Just for a while ..."

Yes, it takes only 5 minutes to walk to the company.The fourth uncle, who has always been reputable, immediately called the moving company after playing mahjong that day, and a group of seven aunts and eight sisters-in-law quickly helped Ye Lan move... The complex apartment is designed in a very fresh and natural way. Looking out the window, You can directly see the cypress bonsai on the 36th floor balcony of the company's office building.

In the end, Ye Lan was tossed out of the bed by the light ball. When she opened the cabinet, it was full of newly bought "war uniforms" for Ye Yan, and the suits were all matched, just take them out and wear them. Ye Lan felt that she was really The happiness is dead... But shouldn't the program department I go to be a group of programmers?Shouldn't it be an otaku style with short T, beach pants and slippers?

The ball of light whizzed past Ye Lan who was changing clothes stupidly, ahhh, the Lun family didn't see the smooth, white and tender shoulders, clavicle, and waist!The light ball is all pink and the other ball is drunk and announces the mission: "Today's mission is: If you want to kill the tidy obsessive-compulsive Virgo, you should go to work disheveled!"

Ye Lan grabbed Fenfen's ball of light and threw it: "The first day of work is still in the probationary period, so what kind of trouble is going to happen if the clothes are not neatly dressed!" So Ye Lan only buttoned up the three buttons of the shirt, revealing a large area of ​​skin and very tight neckline. With a seductive collarbone, he went to work with his collar up in a crooked way... trotting all the way, mortals can't see you, you can't see you!What a shame!

Checking in on time, Ye Lan, who was running with the corners of his clothes flying, was glad that he was not late on the first day. The other newcomers came to report early, so Ye Lan had to find Chi Mu to receive education from the organization... and searched around Ye Lan, who stunned a group of people with her messy appearance, was finally stopped by the team leader...

"Director Chi just went to the rest area." The team leader, one of the examiners who interviewed last time, looked Ye Lan from head to toe, and suggested very thoughtfully: "Xiao Ye, there may be some places that are not right on your first day at work. I understand very well...I suggest you find a mirror to tidy up before you go, so...it's easy to be shot..." This kid is really brave!

Ye Lan responded with a smile, rolled her eyes, this is what the young master wants!So I continued to rush towards the rest area like the wind, and I saw Chi Mu alone in the rest area from a distance, very good!Ye Lan stopped the car at the entrance of the rest area, took a few deep breaths, gently opened the glass door, and called out in a daze: "Chi... Good morning, supervisor!"

Chi Mu turned around with the freshly brewed coffee, and saw the newcomer who was praised by Lao Wang and the others repeatedly for his unique performance in the interview, and stayed with the same opinion. He pushed the door stupidly and squeezed halfway. A body at the door of the lounge... with a heroic expression on his face.Really smart enough?

"If you want to come in, come in, if you don't come in, go out." Chi Mu frowned and glanced at Ye Lan, seeing that there were no messier clothes but messier clothes, and his face turned dark: "If you don't know how to button buttons, please go back to the kindergarten to start again." Learn it once, if you want to do something else, the program department doesn’t popular unspoken rules, you can try another place.” Speaking of which, the collarbone is quite beautiful.

This is not strafing, this is simply bombing, okay?Ye Lan, who had turned into scum and ashes in a second, quickly closed the door, jumped in front of Chi Mu in a few steps, then lowered her head and hurriedly buttoned her buttons.

But the line of sight from the opposite side is too strong, and the clothes are still new, Ye Lan buttoned the remaining three buttons for a long time, it was really troublesome... And this kind of scene where the supervisor is drinking coffee and watching the newcomer buttoning the clothes , it's really weird!

Chi Mu took a sip of coffee, looked at Ye Lan with her head lowered, her brush-like eyelashes shaking and shaking her shirt buttons... She really looked like a frightened stupid rabbit, always feeling like she would be jumping and bumping in the next second. The tree is gone.

Seeing that Ye Lan finally buttoned his shirt, Chi Mu also heaved a sigh of relief for some reason. The buttons are all buttoned up, and the shirt is clean without any wrinkle. He sighed while looking at the overturned collar, put down the coffee, and stretched out his hand to tidy up Ye Lan's collar.

Ye Lan shrunk her neck and was dumbfounded, and then heard that the light ball added twelve experience points to herself... As a Virgo system, can't it just be a whole number?Either there is a lack of two or there are two more, what the hell are you trying to express!Although the master is called the second master by the people in the world, he is absolutely the same!And it was half a beat too late to add points, and the bad reviews are outrageous!

Seeing the unteared label on the outside of Ye Lan's collar, Chi Mu could not help his forehead: "Please cut off the label when you finish buying new clothes in the future."

Ye Lan opened her big black rabbit eyes and tilted her head stupidly: "Eh? Why?" Is this the education of the legendary organization?It's too life-like and humanized, right?

"Because with your IQ, you won't think about it when you put it on." Chi Mu picked up the unfinished coffee, and realized that he didn't cut the label when he saw it, so Ye Lan, who was scrambling and pulling, couldn't help it. Two small canine teeth were exposed, and the facial paralysis quickly recovered...

Then Chi Mu suddenly realized that he took the initiative to touch Ye Lan's clothes again. The hand that touched Ye Lan's clothes touched the cup that was clean after brushing it several times. He took another sip of the coffee in the cup. I had time to swallow it... the coffee was hard to swallow in my throat, but I had to spit it out in front of Ye Lan, then poured the coffee to wash the cup, and then washed the hand that touched Ye Lan's collar after washing the cup...would it be a little bit not good?

So Chi Mu was flamboyantly embarrassed...

Ye Lan, who pulled a sign and made her face flushed, really wanted to find a crack in the ground to sneak in... It's really embarrassing!It's better to sneak away and be free... Ye Lan was about to give up, when the voice of the light ball appeared again by coincidence: "Today's second task must be completed in one go! To kill the serious cleanliness Virgo, Just snatch the cup from the target person, take a sip of coffee, and put it in your mouth!"

Ye Lan's eyes widened, what the fuck is grabbing the cup, grab it or not grab it, grab it or not!Ahhh, if you refuse the task, you will be punished, so grab it!

Ye Lan quickly stretched out her claws, taking advantage of Chi Muzheng's entanglement before he could react, and then he took a big mouthful of coffee and put it in his mouth, both cheeks were bulging, and his face was as hot as burning Even the ears were red, and the eyes were widened, making them even brighter.Hey~ The coffee tastes really good!

Chi Mu was stunned watching Ye Lan's series of non-sloppy but rather strange movements, and swallowed the coffee involuntarily at the same time... What's the situation, why does Ye Lan standing in front of him think of it? How do you look like a rabbit spirit? !

"Ding dong ding dong" Ye Lan heard that the experience value has been rising, and the voice of the light ball is now dying of happiness: "Put down the cup and rush to mouth to mouth to feed the coffee to the target person!"

Ye Lan's eyes widened when he heard this, and he went "poof..." Sprayed the coffee in his mouth all over Chi Mu... "Cough cough cough..." Ye Lan coughed and put down the coffee cup and said pitifully Looking at Chi Mu's face...comfort himself that if the light ball does what he says, he will die even worse!

Because of the difference in height and Ye Lan lowering her head when she started spraying, Chi Mu's handsome face was spared, but compared with the shirt that had already been splashed by brown coffee and couldn't bear to look directly at it, Chi Mu's face was not as good as Chi Mu's. The face of the big boss is obviously uglier...

The ball of light was stunned, and even the soaring experience points stopped: "I didn't expect Xiao Lanlan to be so arrogant... It seems that there will be no pressure to release tasks in the future! Let's hope for good luck...Wa flashed first It's all white~~"

Ye Lan was about to yell at the ball of light... Tremblingly, she looked at Chi Da Boss, whose face was so dark that it couldn't get any darker: "You, you... how do you feel? Me, me, me... help you wipe, wipe... ...not clean, do you want to take it to dry cleaning... I, I, I..." It really wasn't intentional, please let me go! TT.TT

With a dark face, Chi Mu avoided Ye Lan's trembling hand that came to help wipe, his eyes like black holes were fixed on the little rabbit who felt that he was about to go to the grill, "This feeling is like, you hold it in your hand. A piece of steaming sweet potato was about to be eaten. At this time, a sweet potato accidentally slipped and fell to the ground, and then another car accidentally ran over it. I swiped and pulled it hard with the broom a few more times, it was as bad as it wanted.”

Ye Lan felt that she was that innocent sweet potato that was about to be ripped apart!Why does the big BOSS go to the street to eat sweet potatoes with such a high-end atmosphere?Immediately, immediately, quickly kneel down and beg to be let go! !But being stared at by Chi Mu's black hole-like eyes, Ye Lan felt as if her body was not her own, and she dared not move at all.

After about half a minute, Chi Mu withdrew his gaze, and walked directly beside Ye Lan... Wearing dirty clothes with other people's saliva on his skin, his skin felt like it was being scorched, and he couldn't bear it for another second. , I was in a bad mood... Chi Mu hurried back to his office to change...

Watching Chi Mu walk by like a gust of wind, all dressed in coffee... the whole department was stunned!Big Boss Chi's expression is so frightening!Labor and management are going to write a suicide note! Write a suicide note!

Ye Lan, who was so stupid that she couldn't move her feet in the lounge, glanced at the innocent coffee cup on the table that had been ruthlessly abandoned by his master, covering her face with pity... I really thought I was going to die just now!The Virgo who turns dark in a second is the scariest thing! TT.TT