Virgo self-destruction strategy [rebirth system]

Under Ye Lan's gaze of "confessing and leniently resisting strictness", the ball of light shook her round figure very guiltyly, and the whole body exuded a kind of white lotus flower of the Virgin Mary... Ah bah, it is the gentle light of the Virgin Mary , and then was pressed by Ye Lan and began to confess: "Ahem, in fact, I am a Virgo whitewashing system, and this starts from the fact that everyone is a black Virgo overnight. After my investigation and research, I used to be a Scorpio. It is definitely the most evil constellation, so it is speculated that it is very likely that Scorpio has united with Black Virgo in an attempt to divert attention!"

"It's fine to change the subject, but you still dare to hack me, big Scorpio!" Ye Lan had the urge to smash the ball of light into briquettes.

"Hey, it's generally accepted who makes Scorpio black-bellied, although you look like an exception." The light ball finally disappeared from Ye Lan's hands unbearably, and appeared on the sofa in a flash, "Virgo has been hacked into If you use briquettes, the darker you think, the redder you will be, and the prosperity will be in a trance, so there is a whitewashing system like mine."

Ye Lan walked towards the sofa with a sinister smile, "That's not the point, I'm not interested in your background at all, tell me what your purpose is!"

"Please be a little smarter, don't you realize that I exist to eliminate some people's deep resentment towards Virgos?" Those who despise Virgos... Ahhhh, those who have been severely hurt by Virgos can change their appearance and be good people!"

Ye Lan looked at the weak Guangqiu and felt that her resentment towards Virgo had deepened again, "I always feel that you are fooling me..." The little liar Guangqiu has no such thing as honesty.

"Huyou Nimei!" The light ball suddenly swelled angrily, "Because after you were hurt by that scumbag Yan Jingran, your resentment towards Virgo was to such an extent that the sky collapsed, so I gave you a chance to be reborn, so as not to You blackened revenge... cough cough the whole society."

"Are you so kind! Tell me the truth!" Ye Lan grabbed a handful of darts and aimed at the ball of light and started throwing them.

The ball of light swayed left and right for a few times, feeling dizzy after not exercising for a long time, "Come on, I'm afraid of you, you had too much resentment towards Virgo back then, so I showed up to help you find The true love of a Virgo also changes your dislike for Virgo, and by the way, let another Virgo make up for the damage done to you by the scumbag Virgo. Simply put, it is to find a true love of Virgo for you who is unfortunate! But you The degree of dislike for Virgos really hasn't dropped much..."

"Of course, Virgo men are not good people except my family, Chi Mu... Uh, except for Gu Liren, Xiao Jian, and bodyguards... Wait a minute, thinking about it, it seems that there are quite a lot of good people in Virgo Yes. As for the Virgo woman...it's completely out of consideration." Ye Lan said that Yan Jingran is a scumbag and ten blacks.

The light ball was very helpless, "So in fact, all the tasks are also helping Chi Mu, a typical or superb Virgo, to get rid of some bad habits, such as alleviating cleanliness and so on... so the tasks have achieved a certain effect. It will increase experience, not as long as you complete the task."

"No wonder it's delayed every time, and sometimes it goes up wildly. I thought it was a system loophole." Ye Lan rubbed her chin with a clear face.

"Of course, as a system, when it is necessary to let the reward come out for an assist, it will also increase by itself." Guangqiu looked very proud.

Ye Lan was speechless. Sure enough, it was to find Xiaogong's love system for him, or was it for the Gospel of Virgo Xiaogong who couldn't get married? !The golden finger is to attract Virgos, the reward is to increase the interest, and the punishment is to go straight to XXOO... Sure enough, he used to think too purely, how could a ball of light who is addicted to family dramas all day long be a person? Very decent system!

Thinking of this, Ye Lan still has a question, "If this is the case...then why yesterday's task was to drive Chi Mu away?" He also described the punishment as scary, isn't it to force him to submit? ...I always feel that only yesterday's task is in line with the goal of forcing Virgo to death.

"You don't understand this!" Guangqiu said that this big ball is a tall system anyway, and you are too young to fight him, "The strategy has not been broken [-]%, is it that Chi Mu has not broken through the last XXOO? Is it an obstacle, isn't it broken through with a little stimulation, everything is within the expectations of this ball."

Ye Lan's back was so sore that she couldn't toss about it anymore, so she just sat down on the sofa, "You can't be an afterthought, what if I didn't keep Chi Mu?"

The ball of light dangled by Ye Lan's ear, "Then I'll help you find another one, it's all Virgo anyway, it's not bad."

Ye Lan slapped the ball of light away, feeling that she was going to die in the hands of a Virgo in this life, "By the way, if you want to find me a Virgo true love, your task has also been completed... Should you start from me?" Disappeared here?"

Hearing the disappearing light ball flicker, he rubbed Ye Lan flatteringly, "Can you keep it as a pet?!"

"No, there are still many little white sheep in this world that need you to save!" Ye Lan smiled and flicked the ball of light with a mouthful of white teeth. Just when the phone rang, Ye Lan struggled to answer the phone with her waist supported, "Hey "After a while, I heard Chi Mu's voice, "I asked you to leave today, have you gotten up yet?"

"Get up..." Ye Lan smirked when she heard Chi Mu's voice, and slumped on the sofa around the indomitable ball of light, "But I haven't brushed my teeth and washed my face yet."

Chi Mu's voice on the phone was an expected pause, and Ye Lan couldn't help laughing again, Guangqiu said on the side, why is it so stupid to be alone, and falling in love really lowers IQ.

"Hurry up and brush..." Chi Mu was very puzzled and felt that the little rabbit was secretly teasing him? "What are you doing without brushing your teeth?"

Ye Lan twisted her waist sorely, "I'm exercising after cooking..."

"What did you have for lunch? You...you can't eat particularly greasy meat..." Chi Mu thought that he had done strenuous exercise last night, so he should eat porridge or something...he was getting more and more like an old lady.

Ye Lan pursed her mouth, "I haven't eaten yet..." His stomach let out a very appropriate sound.

"Why did you exercise after eating your meal?!" Chi Mu felt that he was being molested again...

"I've changed my plan! I've decided that you will continue to whitewash the Virgo!" The ball of light wandered around Ye Lan as if it had been revived.The light ball persevered and continued to create a sense of presence, Ye Lan hid from the light ball and nestled on the sofa and continued to make phone calls with Chi Mu.

Just when Ye Lan was so annoyed by the light ball that she was absent-minded even on the phone, causing one person and one ball to almost start a fight, the door opened with a bang... Chi Mu looked at the kneeling sofa with her left shoulder and head between her Ye Lan, who opened her teeth and claws with her mobile phone in a very distorted posture, froze for a moment... always felt that something bright and round flashed by just now?

"Hehehe, why are you back..." Ye Lan put down her waving paws and sat upright on the sofa. Damn, Chi Mu couldn't see the ball of light just now, right?With a stunned expression, even the usual nobility and glamor were lost. Of course, Ye Lan directly ignored her very distorted posture just now.

"Didn't I say I didn't eat, I brought it for you, and I'll go back to the company after the lunch break." Chi Mu came in after changing his shoes at the door, and reached out to touch Ye Lan's forehead. Fortunately, he didn't have a fever.

Ye Lan's eyes lit up, she has something to eat!Jumping up from the sofa and laying it on Chi Mu's body, there was an obvious click, Ye Lan held down her waist with an "awow", her small face instantly turned pale...Emma, ​​her waist is twisted...it's all to blame Chi Mu took an inch yesterday!Dressed beast!Sorrow (gan) heart (de) disease (piao) madness (liang)!

Chi Mu put down the lunch in his hand, leaned over and picked up the enthusiastic but frail little rabbit and walked to the bedroom. Ye Lan's back was hurting to the point of death, and she didn't forget to grab Chi Mu's collar and howled, "Why is the princess holding it again? Hello!"

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.... There was no intention of taking it lightly, Ye Lan opened her mouth and bit the quilt almost to the point of crying... The two little rabbits who had had another big meal chose to watch, this time they were not scared at all, on the contrary they were a little excited.

"How do you feel now?" Chi Mu stopped massaging and turned Ye Lan over...

Ye Lan spit out the bed sheet in one gulp, and successfully got Chi Mu a black face, "This nonsense hurts to death... Huh? It seems to be better... You used to treat bruises?" Ye Lan twisted herself The waist feels much better.

With a little proud look in Chi Mu's eyes, he turned around and carried the two rabbits into Ye Lan's arms, turned around and walked out of the bedroom. The two rabbits were very excited to finally be able to go to bed and play again. Chi Mu said that the sheets were bitten by Ye Lan anyway. It's like that, and I'll change it when I get off work at night.

In fact, Chi Da's facial paralysis is still a little bit... gentle?Ye Lan grabbed Mu Mu, who was bouncing around like a rabbit, and dangled it in front of her eyes. She rolled her eyes and began to call out to the black-faced little rabbit, "Mu Mu~~"

Chi Mu, who had just walked into the bedroom with the porridge, slipped on his feet, but still kept Ye Lan's lunch, Chi Mu responded very abnormally, "Yes."

Ye Lan glanced at Chi Mu who came in from the corner of her eye, and was shocked to find that Chi Mu's face was a little red. Emma must have been delusional... Holding the black rabbit in her hand that could bite at any time, she continued, "Mu Mu, you Why are you so fat?"

fat? !Is he fat? !Even if he has muscles, even if he is exaggerated, he is only strong. Fat is the description of water-injected pork, isn't it?The rare blush faded quickly on Chi Mu's face, and Chi Mu blurted out, "It's better not to eat lunch, if you continue, others will probably think you have the ability to have children."

"What?! You, you, are you mocking me for having a small belly!?" Ye Lan burst into tears instantly, almost crying, Ye Lan threw away the black rabbit, and lifted up her pajamas, revealing her fleshy belly, Pointing to a very shameful purple hickey on it with one hand, his eyes were on fire, "Yesterday you insisted that it was cute! Today you despise it! You are a scumbag!"

In fact, Chi Mu regretted it just after he finished speaking, because he saw the little black in Ye Lan's hand clearly, and it was obvious that Mu Mu was not calling him but a rabbit, which belonged to Ye Lan's new way of indirectly teasing him. Seeing Ye Lan, who was about to breathe fire, pointing at the very obvious little strawberry on the fleshy belly, Chi Mu's Adam's apple moved, leaned over and quickly kissed Ye Lan's belly, "It's also very cute today, come, eat obediently..."

Ye Lan was shocked by Chi Mu's shameless behavior. She didn't protest until half a spoonful of porridge had been fed into her mouth. It's not that I hurt my hand, I can eat by myself!And what is porridge for lunch? !This is simply abuse, abuse!

Chi Mu looked at the blushing Ye Lan and continued to cook a spoonful of porridge Song Dao Ye Lan's mouth, "Ah... open your mouth." Ye Lan swallowed a spoonful of porridge angrily, some is better than nothing Bar!

"By the way," Chi Mu pointed at his little white rabbit, "What's this one called?"

"It's called a mouse! Because it's as timid as a mouse!" Ye Lan wondered why the white rabbit loves to rub against Chi Mu so much, maybe Chi Mu and Mu Muchang are quite similar and often black-faced?

"No." Chi Mu's face turned dark as expected, and the little white rabbit was more happy rubbing against Chi Mu, and the red-eyed Mu Mu next to him was very upset... Huya, "It's called Tuanzi."

"Hey! You are a dictator! If I call you a mouse, I will call you a mouse!" Ye Lan expressed dissatisfaction.

Chi Mu narrowed his eyes, "Why don't you call me Lanlan?"

Ye Lan instantly got goosebumps all over the ground, "Let's call it Tuanzi...the image is vivid..." Your old tiger teeth are like roasting rabbits, hey!

The author has something to say: this chapter is a sweet chapter

The identity of the light ball is finally revealed, and the road to whitewashing Virgo is indeed tortuous

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