Jinjiang men also play time travel

The capital of the Yan Dynasty is located in Chang'an, a famous city with a strong historical atmosphere, and the palace structure of the concubines in the palace is basically the same.There is a courtyard in each palace, the size of the courtyard is different, they are allocated randomly, not according to the position.There are usually some flowers and plants planted in the yard for the concubines to enjoy when they are bored. After all, the emperor is the man of all the concubines, and often only one or two concubines can often get the emperor's favor/favor/, and most of the concubines are idle state.It is estimated that the structure of the courtyard is to let the concubines have a place to relax their bodies and minds and relieve boredom.

In addition to the courtyard, each palace will have a main room for the concubines to sleep and eat, another guest room for the maids and eunuchs to rest, and a smaller utility room for the concubines. Miscellaneous items.The structure of the palace is very simple, not gorgeous but practical.

When Robin first stepped into Lanxin Palace, his first impression was that it was neat and simple. Although it was not as elegant as Western-style buildings, it was simple and sincere, giving people a sense of being close to nature.A square planting belt was built beside the walls in the courtyard. The soil was soft and fertile, and various flowers and plants were planted on it, mainly orchids.

Robin continued walking and saw a woman drying clothes.Elegant attire, watery eyes, small cherry mouth, working hairstyle of a court lady, wearing pink overalls, that's right, the woman who is drying in the sun is Lan'er, the maidservant serving Xin'er.

Lan'er saw a strange man appearing in front of her, she was startled for a moment, she wanted to shout, but then she looked at the man in front of her carefully, with royal blue eyes, good face, typical western attire, such a handsome and unrestrained man should be The British envoy who just came to visit Yan Dynasty yesterday, Laner thought.The big and small affairs in the palace usually reach the ears of all the court ladies and eunuchs within a day, which is more informed than the news in "Today Morning Post".

Lan'er blinked her eyes, she had seen a handsome man before, but she had never seen such a handsome man, she couldn't help feeling a little turmoil in her heart.The red hearts in the eyes are obvious, Lan'er restrained her usual roughness, and after a few "cough coughs", she asked softly: "I don't know why the young master came to Lanxin Palace to find Lan'er?" Lan'er thought she was as beautiful as a flower, It was only when bees and butterflies were attracted that this western bee was attracted.That's right, Lan'er is crazy...

"Xin'er, Xin'er." With blue eyes moving and a faint smile appearing on his face, Robin replied bluntly.Yes, very simply, it is Xiner.

After Lan'er heard the word Xin'er, Liu Mei frowned slightly, her heart that was turbulent calmed down in an instant, her face sank slightly, it turned out that this western bee was not attracted by her own fragrance, but by Lu Chang's scent. Due to the strange bad breath, he said to Robin with a little disappointment: "Chang Lu is writing a novel in the room, you can go in and find him." I was still thinking about how wonderful it would be if this western bee came to find my own flower.

Although Robin couldn't understand Lan'er's words, she knew the meaning of her hand gestures, and Xiner must be in the room.So he bowed to Lan'er, and then walked into the bedroom gracefully.

In the room, Xin'er was placing the brush horizontally under her nose and above her mouth, with her small mouth beeping, playing with it boredly.Xiner got stuck when writing Chapter 1 of the new novel "Eunuchs Have Spring", and now she is letting herself go infinitely, her mind is wide open.This is also the case in the present world. Whenever an article cannot be written, this method is used. Although it is very vulgar, it is tried and tested.

Robin couldn't help laughing when she saw Xin'er lying on the round table and making such funny moves.This kind of behavior is usually done by men. I didn't expect Xin'er to act like a man, which is interesting and interesting. (Hey! Xiner is a man, okay?)

Hearing a burst of laughter from the door, Xin'er pulled out from the empty state, the brush in the center of the person naturally fell down, stretched out her little hand, and it just landed in the palm of her hand.Following the sound, I saw a tall man looking at him.Isn't this the foreign teacher I saw at the banquet yesterday, oh no, the British envoy Stephen Robin?How could he appear here? If Yan Wuxin saw it and didn't know what kind of mess would happen, who made him so sensitive recently.

"Miss Xin'er, just now your actions are so cute, it made me feel that you are a man for a moment." Walking a few steps from the door, the silver hair actually shone under the sunlight, Robin laughed softly Said to Xin'er.

"Well... ahaha... I don't know why Mr. Robin came to find Xin'er?" I didn't expect that Robin's eyes were so sharp, and I didn't see him many times before, and I could feel that he had the characteristics of a boy. I was at a loss for words for a while and could only laugh out loud, and then asked in confusion.

"Miss Xin'er helped me a lot at the banquet yesterday. Before I had time to thank you, you went back. I came here today to thank you in person... and this is our Western knight costume. Although It's men's clothing that Xin'er girls can't wear, but it's good to keep as a souvenir." Robin said, and handed the knight uniform in his hand to Xin'er.

Xin'er got up slightly to take it, with a happy expression on her face, and said: "Mr. Robin is polite, it's just a word of mouth, why do you need to send such a valuable thing?"

After taking the knight uniform in her hands, Xin'er shook lightly, and the neatly folded clothes unfolded smoothly.It was made of silver-white fabric, with silver platinum inlaid on the collar, and patterns similar to knight medals embroidered on the chest.

A ray of light came in from outside the door, and the knight clothes shone with a silver shimmer, which was very gorgeous.Although Xin'er has seen knight uniforms on TV many times, but today is the first time she has touched it with her own hands, and the feeling is really different.If there is a chance to travel back in the future, it must be able to sell for a good price, Xiner secretly thought happily.

"This knight costume is very beautiful. I like it very much. Thank you, Mr. Robin." After saying that, Xiner quickly folded the clothes, strode to the closet, put the clothes in, and locked them specially for fear of Robin asked for the clothes back.

Robin sat down, Xiner also sat down, Laner brought in two cups of tea from the outside, and kept throwing her eyes at the delicate Robin, like a nympho.

Xin'er took advantage of Robin's drinking tea and took a closer look. He was indeed a handsome man.Before crossing, Xin'er had a quirk. When she saw handsome boys, she couldn't help but look at them a few more times. Everyone loves to look at things that are pleasing to the eye.

"Miss Xin'er, I've always wondered why you can speak English so fluently, even... even that translator is far behind you." After taking a sip of tea, Robin asked jokingly.

"Of course, I'm in this world... Oh, no, Xin'er has liked to study Western culture since she was a child, especially foreign languages. As time goes on, she will be able to speak a few words." Almost slipping the tongue, Xiner quickly changed her words.It's better not to talk about time travel, otherwise people will think she's crazy.

"Miss Xin'er is really smart. She can speak foreign languages ​​fluently just based on the records in the book. I wonder if Miss Xin'er has any other hobbies besides studying Western culture?"

When it comes to other hobbies, there are many, but those are all things before Xin'er traveled.Occasionally I like to play masturbation with my roommates, go to the bubble library with my girlfriends, feel the influence of culture, run and run with the host, and look for the best meat articles on the Internet... But after time travel, Xin My son has only one interest--writing novels.

"When I am free and bored, I will write novels casually to relieve boredom and earn some extra money."

"Oh, write a novel?" The pupils in his eyes dilated slightly, and Robin was a little surprised. How could the ugly woman in front of him be so elegant, and she didn't expect to be able to write novels even if she studied Western culture.

"Well, write some stories that you like." Xiner said, she took out the manuscript of "The Secret History of Sima Qian" from the desktop and handed it to Robin, "This is the novel "The Secret History of Sima Qian" that I just finished. , is *fan fiction based on history."

"*Fan?" Robin asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"Oh, it's the story of two men falling in love, referred to as gay. You should know this." Xiner explained patiently.Western values ​​have always been more open and avant-garde than Eastern values, and homosexuality should have appeared long ago, so there is nothing taboo about telling Robin these things.

"gay?"

Seeing a big question mark engraved on Robin's face, Xin'er was shocked. Could it be that the West in the thirteenth century didn't know about homosexuality?If Xiner told Robin about this kind of thing now, and then Robin brought this idea back to China, causing a sensation in the country, and finally swept the whole of Europe... So Xiner is the ancestor of "*"?Just thinking about it makes me feel happy, since I can make such a huge contribution to mankind, all the rotten girls should thank Xin'er...

"Gay means a man who likes men. Generally speaking, men should like women, but there are some exceptions. They like men with the same handle. These people are called gay. The same is true for women." After Xin Er finished speaking Immediately afterwards, I felt that I was so cultured, I was like an encyclopedia of rotten girls!

"Men like men? This situation is really interesting, but men and women can have children, so can men and men?" With a weird smile on his face, Robin seemed full of interest and asked seriously .

"Generally it is not allowed. But in some special cases it is possible." Yes, of course it is generally not allowed. There is a scientific basis. It must be the combination of male sperm and female egg cells to form a fertilized egg It is possible to give birth to a new life wow, how to combine sperm and sperm, barely happy.

"Oh? Under special circumstances?"

"Well, for example, a man, although he has all the characteristics of a man, the most typical is the indescribable part, but he can menstruate every month like a woman, this kind of person is actually a woman in medical terms. So if this kind of man does that kind of indescribable exercise with other men, there is a chance to synthesize a fertilized egg, of course, the chance is very small."

Xin'er paused for a moment, then continued: "There is another situation, that is, a woman undergoes sex reassignment surgery and then becomes a man while she is pregnant. She has all the characteristics of a man, but gives birth to a child. There are situations like this." Xiner finished explaining in one breath, fortunately, she has read a lot of books in this world, and basically read all the fleshy texts that can be read online, otherwise there is really no way to make such a scientific explanation.

"Hey, what is sex change?"

"Transgender is to change gender. A woman can become a man, and a man can also become a woman." Xiner said while seeing Robin keep recording some points in his notebook. It seems that Xiner is still transgender. The originator of surgery, how proud!

"It's amazing, Miss Xin'er, you know so many things, I must bring all of what you said back to China and spread it well. Let men fall in love with men, and men and men can have children, so that the country can It has become more powerful." Robin gently closed the notebook and said with joy in his heart.

"Hahaha... It's okay, it's okay, there is as much knowledge about this field as you need, only you can't ask, there is nothing I don't know." Xiner laughed loudly, feeling quite proud. It would be impossible for such a thing to appear, and there would be no such website. Just think about it and feel happy.

Then, Xin Er suddenly remembered something, and continued: "The Secret History of Sima Qian has just been written, so I wanted to start the second novel "Eunuchs Have Spring", but I couldn't continue writing Chapter 1. It really lacks this knowledge." Xin'er was full of distress, there were indeed very few pornographic articles related to eunuchs on the Internet, what rotten girl would like to read the story of two weaklings who have no clue?If it was Xin'er, Xin'er would not go to see it. (Cats don’t know either, aim~)

"What is a eunuch?"

Why?How come Robin doesn't even know the eunuch, so can he talk properly?How backward was Britain in the thirteenth century!Oh, yes, the Renaissance has not yet begun, and it is still in the stage where religious thought is the mainstream.

"Eunuchs were originally ordinary men, but when the indescribable thing was cut off, they became eunuchs. Eunuchs generally have a sharper voice, a small Adam's apple, and a habit of using orchid fingers..."

"Hey? Isn't that stupid an eunuch?" Robin was surprised and said suddenly.

"Who is Dumb?"

"A very cute man who brought me to you just now. His voice is also a bit sharp. I don't know why his cheeks are flushed all the time, and he often keeps his head down and dare not look at me." Thinking of Duan's cute appearance, Luo The corner of Bin's mouth curled up unconsciously.

Hearing what Robin said, how could the experienced rotten girl Xin'er not be able to hear it? Obviously, that little eunuch dumb has a crush on Robin!However, Robin's vague ambiguity makes people feel that Robin also has a crush on Dumb!As the saying goes, "Helping others to build a foundation is better than building a seven-level pagoda", how could Xin'er not help!What's more, it may become the material for my own writing, ahaha... (wouldn't it be too bad)

"Mr. Robin, how do you feel when you look at Dumb?"

"When I looked at Dumb, his little face was flushed red, and I thought it was quite cute. People couldn't help but want to pinch his little face. He looks very good-looking, and he is very enthusiastic. He is willing to bring me to you." The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and Robin said happily recalling the appearance of Dumb.

"Then how did you feel when you just parted with Dumb?"

"I'm very reluctant. I'm a little sad. I'm afraid I won't see him again. I hope I can see him again." When Robin spoke, there was a hint of sadness in his eyes...

That's right, according to Xin'er's keen intuition, this Robin must have fallen in love with the little eunuch Dumb, and Dumb also fell in love with Robin. Could it be that this is the legendary "love at first sight"!Xin'er suddenly felt so excited!It is necessary to guide Robin well and help him achieve a positive result.

"Robin, if Ah-Dai was a woman, would you fall in love with Ah-Dai?" Xiner asked tentatively.

After a long silence, Robin rested his chin and replied, "I think so."

"Didn't I just tell you that men and men can also love each other? So even if Duan is a man, oh no, a man with a disability, you can still fall in love with him!"

After listening to Xin Er's words, Robin seemed to understand something, thoughtfully, and frowned slightly.Could it be that he really fell in love with Dumb?Are you gay? (Maomao, are you really okay?!)

"But even if I like Dumb, Dumb may not necessarily like me."

"How do you know if you don't ask yourself? Maybe Dumb's mood is the same as yours." Sure enough, pure children are the easiest to teach/teach. Just now, Robin has been completely led into a "detour" by Xiner "Ah... (Draw a circle and curse the cat)

After falling into contemplation for a while, Robin seemed to have made up his mind, and said to Xin'er with firm eyes: "Miss Xin'er, I understand, if I see Dumb again next time, I will personally...I don't know Chinese."

"Oh, that's right, it's okay. I'll teach you a few words that can be used in your confession. It's easy to learn. You can remember it after you say it a few times." After being reminded by Robin, Xin Er remembered that Robin was from England , I don’t understand Chinese at all, and Duan certainly doesn’t understand foreign language. Is there any problem for these two people to be together?

Stirring is regardless of national boundaries and races... This kind of transnational love is more attractive to readers, isn't it! ?Xin'er thought about it silently, and then smiled silently...

"Teach you the most commonly used way of confession, I love you. You follow me, I love you."

"I...love..." As the saying goes, Chinese is one of the most difficult languages ​​in the world to learn, and it is even more difficult for Europeans and Americans to learn, Robin repeated as he tried to straighten his tongue.

"You, I love you." Xiner corrected patiently.

"I love you."

After being guided by Xiner more than ten times, Robin was finally able to say the three words "I love you" naturally. I believe that with these three words, it is more than enough to capture the heart of a young eunuch.

"I love you, I love you..." Robin kept repeating this sentence, the more he said it, the more it sounded like it, and the more he said it, the more flavorful it became. Xin'er was also happy to hear it.

However, the face of the person standing by the door at this moment is gloomy...