Jinjiang men also play time travel

Since the Witch Gu incident, after Dong Guiren was thrown into limbo, Xin'er never thought about eating and drinking day and night. She always felt that if she didn't do something for Dong Guiren, she would be sorry for her conscience, so she tried every means to find out the truth of the matter. .

Later, when I heard that the person who found the witchcraft doll was Eunuch Li, Xin'er immediately thought of the classic plot in Qiong Yao's drama, so she focused her investigation on Eunuch Li.

Eunuch Li is a celebrity around Concubine Li Gui. If he wants to tell the truth honestly, not only is it impossible, but it will also startle the snake.Relying on her sharp smell of rotten girls (nan), Xin'er felt that Eunuch Li was a base, of course, she could only accept it. (Eunuch, do you still want to be an attacker? Go against the sky, is there anything!!)

So, Xiner decided to use her 3-minute transformation stunt to play a beauty trick on Eunuch Li!

Xin'er lay in ambush early in the morning on the small road that Eunuch Li must pass every day, and when she saw Eunuch Li appearing, she said softly: "I am a man." (Transformation☆)

"Hey, handsome boy, where are you going?"

Xin'er, who had turned into a top-notch beauty, leaned against a tree recalcitrantly, with an evil smile hanging from the corner of her mouth, her eyes blurred, and she asked Eunuch Li in a voice full of masculine charm.

Hearing a * sound coming from nearby, Eunuch Li followed the sound and looked over, and saw the man with deep facial features, purple robe slightly open, exposing a strong chest, and an indescribable evil charm, A beautiful belly without a trace of fat (can you see this)...

Eunuch Li looked at him with bright eyes, drooling, and then said falteringly: "I...I want to..."

"Don't think about it, come on, I just happen to be very energetic recently." The man walked over, gently hugged Eunuch Li, and said in a sexy voice next to his ear. (It’s cheaper for Eunuch Li!!)

Eunuch Li curled up in the man's arms as if enjoying himself.The man walked for a while and took Eunuch Li to a secluded corner and put him down.Then, leaning gently on Eunuch Li, leaning on the wall with his left hand, gently lifting Eunuch Li's face with his right hand, he said provocatively:

"You charming little fairy, you have such a fair face, you can't help but make me want to give you a good kiss."

"Don't...don't...handsome guy, don't kiss my face, if you want to kiss, just kiss my crimson thin lips~" (died from vomiting)

How could Eunuch Li stand up to this kind of temptation/temptation, his fair face suddenly flushed, and then he replied very coquettishly.

Xin'er's inner monologue: Author, I want to fight you hard! !Faced with such a disgusting father-in-law, I have to say such disgusting words and do such disgusting actions. Do you think I am a professional at doing this?You have the ability to try it yourself!See if your little stomach will be choppy!

"Kissing is nothing, do you want something more exciting?" The man suppressed the indecent emotions in his heart, and continued to say to Eunuch Li in a provocative tone.

"I want it, I want it! As long as it's yours, I want it~ Come on as much as you want!" (Spitting out) After hearing the words, Eunuch Li yelled ecstatically, as if his desire for a man had already ceased. It has reached the pinnacle.

The man tightly grasped Eunuch Li's wrist with both hands, then turned around slightly, and threw Eunuch Li to the ground with his clothes slightly open, his cunning chest was pressed on Eunuch Li, and he said evilly: "Little handsome guy~ This posture is comfortable Is it? Do you need to change it?"

"Ah... handsome brother, you make me very comfortable... I'm about to suffocate, I'm about to lose my mind... Ah, I'm already out of my mind..."

Eunuch Li's fair face became even more pink, and his breathing became extremely rapid. He said in a daze, with a happy smile hanging from the corner of his mouth.

Eunuch Li is delirious, and the beauty trick is successful!

Seeing that Eunuch Li was fascinated and unconscious, the man took the opportunity to ask: "Little handsome guy~ I want to ask you, what happened to the witchcraft incident a few days ago, it was really Dong Guiren who did it." Is it? Or is there something else hidden?"

"Handsome brother~ Of course Dong Guiren would not do such a shady thing, only Concubine Li Gui can be so vicious!"

Eunuch Li, who was dazzled, followed the man's question and answered truthfully.

"Oh? So Mr. Dong was framed by Concubine Li?" The man took advantage of the situation and continued to ask.

"Handsome brother~ You are so smart. Concubine Li Gui thinks she is Yang Yuhuan because she has some good looks. She asks me every day if I am beautiful. I am! Her rouge and vulgar powder is not as elegant as mine; every day in purple What kind of black mud hydrating, whitening and anti-wrinkle skin care mask is used in Lan Gongli? If you are naturally beautiful like me, do you need this kind of external thing! Although occasionally I also use the whitening and whitening mask, ahaha... "Eunuch Li laughed happily while putting on various charming expressions.

The fascinated Eunuch Li instantly exposed his true nature, the jealousy of people of unknown gender... is not lighter than a woman at all!

The man felt that there was not much time left for his transformation skills, so he hurriedly asked: "Little handsome guy~ Your skin is indeed as pink as flying, I can see it. Can you tell me how Li Guifei framed Dong Guiren? "

"Handsome brother~ In fact, Li Guifei is not so smart. If it weren't for me, how could this matter be done?" The coquettish voice came from Eunuch Li's mouth, almost making the man spit out his face.

"Oh?"

"Actually, I was the one who first deceived the crowd in front of the Empress Dowager, making her believe that there were witchcraft dolls in Dong Guiren's room, and then sent me to search. I stood at the door of Dong Guiren's room, waiting for the opportunity, and waited for the empress dowager Later, she took out the witchcraft doll that she carried with her, and the empress dowager naturally believed it. Ah ha ha... handsome boy, do you think I can play Xu Xian in "Legend of the New White Snake"?" Under the various temptations/temptations of the man, Eunuch Li finally told the truth.

The man who knew the truth already felt that he was about to become Xin'er, so he closed Eunuch Li's eyes with his hand, and said flatly: "Little handsome boy~ Be good, close your eyes, I'm going to start eating you. "The next second after finishing speaking, the man turned into Xin'er, and hurriedly withdrew from Eunuch Li, walking as far away as possible.

"En! Let the horse come here! I wanted to give away my chastity a long time ago..." (hehe) Eunuch Li was still immersed in his own porn world, unable to extricate himself for a long time.

Ten seconds later, he felt something was wrong, so Eunuch Li opened his eyes and got up to look around. He saw the handsome guy, but saw the ugly woman Xin Er, and said in surprise, "Hey? People... Isn't that what Lu promised? It's really dirty. out of my eyes."

Eunuch Li hurried over and asked Xin'er, "Promise Lu, did you see a handsome guy nearby?"

"Oh, he's going there." Xin'er covered her face and pointed in one direction with her finger. At this moment, Xin'er didn't know how to face Eunuch Li.

Hearing what Xiner said, Eunuch Li flew towards the direction she pointed... Xiner went to the Palace of Romance to find the emperor...

"Your Majesty, I know the truth about the witchcraft incident. Mr. Dong Gui was really wronged!" After finding the Emperor, Xin'er hurriedly told the matter.

"Oh? Xin'er, don't worry, just take your time." Seeing Xin'er's nervous look, the emperor softly comforted her.

Xin'er breathed a sigh of relief and told the emperor clearly the truth about the witchcraft incident that she had learned from Eunuch Li, and of course she automatically concealed the matter of her transformation into a beautiful man.

After hearing this, the emperor of course believed Xin'er's words, but he also found it difficult to understand, and asked suspiciously: "How could Eunuch Li speak out so consciously?"

"Um, this... that... Xin'er is so smart, of course she has her own tricks, so the emperor doesn't have to worry about it!" Xin'er was at a loss for words for a while, thinking that she must not tell about her transformation, otherwise she would definitely Getting angry, he casually prevaricated a few words.

"Could it be that Xin'er played a beauty (nan) trick on Eunuch Li, ahaha..."

The emperor seemed to have guessed some clues, with a ghostly look in his eyes, he said with a loud laugh.

"Ah ha ha……"

……

Soon after, the emperor summoned all the concubines in the harem, the princess elder brother, etc. to Yueshou Palace.

"Your Majesty, I don't know what kind of movie you want to start shooting so many people at Aijia's Yueshou Palace?" The Empress Dowager asked confused when she saw that the Emperor had inexplicably gathered a group of people to watch the Yueshou Palace.

"The empress mother is here to film the finale of the witchcraft incident...Come here, bring Dong Guiren and Eunuch Li!" The emperor explained to the empress dowager a little, and then announced an order to bring people up.

After a while, Dong Guiren and Eunuch Li appeared in everyone's sight.

It is said that at that time, Eunuch Li was still sinking in the encounter with the man, and he was dragged to the Yueshou Palace without knowing what happened.

"Didn't the [Witch Gu incident] be completed a few days ago? Why, do you need a remake?"

Looking at the two people who were brought up, the empress dowager asked the emperor.

"Empress, Xin'er said that she thinks you have too few roles and wants to add more roles to you."

"Oh? That's really great!" The crow's feet in the corners of the eyes wrinkled slightly, and the empress dowager said with a smile.

Seeing that everyone was here, Xin'er said to Eunuch Li seriously: "Eunuch Li, you can tell the whole story about framing Mr. Dong Gui!"

Eunuch Li is also a person who has seen the world, so how could he just recruit as soon as he says he wants to? What are you talking about..."

"This Lu promises, the Ai family doesn't know what you're talking about?" The Empress Dowager also had a blank face after hearing Xin'er's question, and asked softly.

"Empress Dowager, don't worry..."

Xin'er walked up to Eunuch Li, squatted down and whispered a few words in his ear.When Eunuch Li heard this, his pale face became even paler, and he said in a panic, "I'll do it! I'll do it! I'll do it all..."

Everyone was also puzzled for a while, what did Xin'er say in Eunuch Li's ear, which could make his attitude change 180 degrees in an instant.

Amidst the sighs of everyone, Eunuch Li continued: "The witch doll... was not found in Dong Guiren's room, but was placed on the slave. In order to frame Dong Guiren, the slave called the Queen Dowager. Chang'e Palace, and then lied that the witchcraft doll belonged to Dong Guiren. I didn't expect that the empress dowager would believe such a low-level trick! It's amazing..."

"Huh! The Ai family asked you, who ordered you to do this?" The empress dowager asked furiously when she heard the words. Outsiders know it, so it's not easy to laugh at it? !

"It's the slave who did it alone, don't do Li Guifei's business!" Eunuch Li, who wanted to keep his master, responded stubbornly.

"Oh? Li Guifei?"

【Behind-the-scenes】

During the intermission, the emperor leaned over to Xin'er and asked:

"Xin'er, what did you say in Eunuch Li's ear just now? Why is he suddenly willing to tell you everything..."

"Handsome brother~" Xin'er yelled at the emperor coquettishly.

After hearing this, the emperor was terrified. The words came out of Xin'er's mouth, and the lethality was not ordinary. The emperor could only ask with a puzzled face: "Huh?"

"Your Majesty, I wonder if you have heard a sentence?"

"Let's hear it?" the emperor asked with great interest.

"Face, for men, is more important than love/people; for women, it is more important than husband; for people of unknown gender (referred to as transvestites), it is more important than life!"

Then, the truth came out... Eunuch Li just didn't want others to know that he had such an unforgettable encounter with a man, and he didn't want others to know that he was a chicken.

In fact, Eunuch Li was wrong, too wrong...

Just ask: Is it wrong to fall in love with someone?Or is it wrong to fall in love with a man? (Classic Quotations from Cats and Cats)