[Naruto] Rock Paper Scissors

Due to the author's unscrupulous attempt to quickly conclude the article and open a new hole, the scene about how Naruto and his party traveled through mountains and rivers to find Gaara after many heartbreaks was skipped.Basically, it was a fight with a weasel and a tiger shark, with a bit of skin and blood, and then the protagonist's aura broke out, and the villain and pseudo-villain were defeated logically and without guilt.

Fast forward in time, and adjust the screen directly to the scene where the cave was blasted away...

"Gara!" Accompanied by Naruto's shout, the dark cave finally revealed its inner scene in the sunlight.

"Sucking... Sucking..." The weird voice rang rhythmically, and the vague shadow curled up in a corner of the cave. In a trance, I could barely see the shaking head...

【what is that? ! 】Everyone's heart trembled.

"Yes? Huh?" The inarticulate voice suddenly sounded, and everyone's combat alert system was activated immediately.

"Don't talk at this time." He scolded in a low voice, accompanied by a muffled "boom", it seemed so unnatural in the dimly lit cave.

"You...what the hell did you do to Gaara?" Naruto swallowed nervously, and finally questioned because worry got the better of him.

"...too slow, Naruto." After a while, a flat and lazy voice came from the empty cave without haste.Then wherever the light went, a pair of white feet gradually stepped out of the darkness.

"Su Liu... Su Liu..." The weird voice continued to ring, causing everyone to shiver.Who is the visitor?

This doubt didn't last for a long time. After a while, the people in the shadows were all exposed to the sun...

Naruto standing in the front was the first to see the opponent clearly. He was on guard from bottom to top. When his eyes fell on the opponent's face, the blue pupils of the blond boy shrank instantly...

Long pale pink hair, dark eyes, skin as white as milk jelly... the person who has become a girl who has been missing for many years, is holding a bowl of noodles, eating happily.

"I've been waiting for you all morning, it's really inefficient." Abu stared at the ninjas from Konoha with those dead fish eyes, and noodles kept slipping into his mouth.It was from this that the weird "sucking" sound came from before.

Unknowingly, everyone present felt a scream in their stomachs—it seemed that they were a little hungry...

Cough... No, unconsciously, everyone present was stunned—she was...

So, the atmosphere was so solidified...

For a long time, everyone looked at each other in silence and confrontation, until the slight trembling of the blond-haired and blue-eyed boy in the front broke it...

I saw the boy with blond hair that was more dazzling than the sun, with a flash of brilliance in his eyes, he resolutely raised his right hand, pointed at the opposite girl who was at the junction of light and darkness, and asked in a trembling and nervous voice. Said: "You are... where did you buy the wasabi ball-flavored instant noodles in "[Wow——!] Master"?! Hasn't the instant noodles with that flavor been discontinued?"

"Idiot! You should ask her why she is here!" After hearing Naruto's insane question, the pink-haired Sakura immediately rushed forward and hit him on the head.

With a sound of "Boom!", at the same time that a big bump appeared on the boy's head, the rocky ground also sank into a big pit with tears flowing from the wide kelp.

"This girl can't be messed with..." The hearts of the N men present trembled along with the ground.But I don't know that the most annoying thing is actually that strange creature with the same hair color as the girl with strange power who is eating noodles safely...

Of course, when they really understood it, they had already paid a painful price for it...