lecherous mermaid

"Here, how can I do that?" Shang Qi opened his eyes wide in panic, like a rabbit, "It's in broad daylight and mid-air, no."

"Those who don't know, thought I was trying to take advantage of you." Ike said quietly.Although, he really thought so.

"Let's go home first." Shang Qi lowered his head shyly, like the big girl Ike met on Earth.Ike suddenly showed a toothache expression, wondering if he should follow Dr. Mermaid's conjecture and put Shang Qi under pressure.

The two returned home, and Ike didn't put his ideas into action after all. His head is now full of making secret realms.It's been two hours since I got home, and I'm still watching it with a crystal ball.

Shang Qi was still waiting for Ike to tell him what happened to the fish tail.Who knew that Ye Donglin suddenly called and said that it was time to update the article today.Aike immediately turned into Ye Donglin's right-hand man and kicked Shang Qi to work hard.

Ye Donglin said, I don't believe how busy you can be.If you are really busy, let you change it once a week.Shang Qi bargained, whether he could change it once a month.Ye Donglin smiled, and the final result was that the article was updated at least twice a week.

The room was quiet, and Ike was holding three crystal balls.Turn and turn and turn non-stop, trying to break through their appearance and see the inner working structure.

The sun goes down and the moon rises.The simplest command to arrange the net language into a group is still not done, and the crystal ball can't see any way.Ike was so annoyed that he almost picked up his fish tail and bit it. It was so difficult. Why was it so difficult?Mingming thought that he was on Earth, whether it was human things or spells, he learned extremely quickly.In human terms, he is a genius.How can a genius become a fool after just crossing a planet?Is it the magnetic field?

The robot Xiaoda was very puzzled seeing Ike's desire to bite his own tail.Mr. Ike has suffered too many setbacks, are you planning to self-mutilate to reduce the pressure?

Shang Qi is working hard to update the text, and finally got into the mood.It is writing that the protagonist is rescued by the octopus family living in the deep sea. The prince of the octopus family is confessing to the protagonist, hoping that the protagonist can stay and help the prince of the octopus family to give birth to a few big octopuses.

Ike came out from behind him and said, "I also want you to help me give birth to a few mermaid babies."

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After a few ear-piercing voices, all the text Shang Qi had written before became garbled characters.

What Shang Qi used was a thought conversion program, a tool that could convert the things in his mind into words as long as he had enough mental power.However, this kind of tool requires the user to be mentally strong and focused. Once the mind is distracted during use, the text converted in front of it will easily become garbled.

Due to the difficulty of operation, few people use this.Studies have proved that 80.00% of those who can use this tool proficiently are big slackers.God knows why it's okay to study this instead of trying to optimize the tool.

However, Shang Qi is completely in the mood to wail and become garbled characters on the entire screen.He's being dazed by Ike's words right now, and he just hopes he's heard it wrong.Looking back tremblingly, I saw Ike looking at the pile of garbled codes with pity and guilt.

Seeing Shang Qi looking back at him, Ike immediately pulled out a guilty smile, "I didn't do it on purpose, don't you usually type?" He wrote texts in the holographic net, in the form of handwriting.Of course, if you turn off the sensory column, you won’t feel sore when you write in the dark.Writing outside the holographic network is similar to typing on the keyboard on the earth. Of course, there is also handwriting.

"I don't want to knock anymore, I want to finish it quickly." Originally, I was too lazy to knock by hand, and it was faster to use tools to transform.But now it seems that it is better to knock honestly.The tools for transforming thoughts are extremely energy-consuming, and he has no energy to repost another article.

"If you don't want to knock, I'll do it. You tell the plot, and I'll help you." Ike was very happy to be the first to hear the story.Even the speculation that he is a fool can't stop him from being in a good mood.

Shang Qi moved in embarrassment, and said, "I can't make up a face-to-face story."

"Why?" Ike was puzzled, obviously when he was asked to tell stories, he told stories very well. "Although I usually fall asleep when I listen to your stories, it's because I'm too sleepy. You The story is well told."

"Not this, typing this is a waste of time, don't you still have to study?"

"I don't want to learn anymore, I decided to relax." A technology that is not difficult to get started, he has worked hard for more than a year and still hasn't mastered it. Ike is very depressed when he thinks about it.It nearly knocked him into the dust.

"Then let's play a game during the break, or what do you want to eat?"

"Xiao Qi, you don't dare to tell me the storyline of this chapter because I just said that I want you to give birth to a mermaid baby." Ike suddenly remembered this question. The story written by Shang Qi when he came in The plot happened to the point where Prince Octopus confessed that he was going to have a baby, so he blurted out after thinking about it.

When he saw Shang Qi froze after hearing his words, he knew he had guessed right.

Shang Qi thought about the mermaid doctor's guess, and replied bitterly, "I can't have children, I don't have that function."

"Let me tell you first, I don't lay eggs either." Ike also took the opportunity to declare.

"Why, the baby is so cute, maybe it can give birth to a mermaid baby." Shang Qi asked in puzzlement, his eyes sneaking into Ike's stomach, imagining a little mermaid with a blue fish tail calling him dad.

"Because what I imagined since I was a child was to make other mermaids pregnant and give birth to me as little mermaids." Ike said flatly.

"But..." Shang Qi thought for a while, and said a wise saying, "There is no future for a mermaid to be with a mermaid."

"Didn't the robot in my house be turned off?" This sentence is the most reasonable saying of Ike's home robot. Every few days, the robot will repeat it in Ike's ear, for fear that its owner will end up kidnapping the mermaid. road.

"Who said that?" Ike flicked the fish's tail, staring at Shang Qi with ill intentions, "Xiao Qi, you will be very beautiful if you become a mermaid, and then I can become a human to take care of you." Indeed, in the relationship between the two When getting along, outsiders can easily misunderstand Shang Qi as a mermaid.In fact, he was too obedient to Ike, except that he could not regress due to physical health problems, he nodded at everything Ike said.In addition, he is easily shy, which can only be misunderstood.

"If I want to become a mermaid, I can't cook fish or other food for you." Except for Ike, all mermaids here are afraid of fire.

"Don't scare me, you don't have to use fire to cook."

Shang Qi was at a loss for words, and sat back in his seat bitterly, "I have to continue writing, or Ye Donglin will be pressed again." The fact that the two mermaids are together is too wild, Shang Qi expressed his imagination The power is always far behind Ike.

Ike moved his hand, and suddenly found that the sharp nails on his hand were exposed.The hands are not as normal as usual, because they are also webbed.Change back to the way he used to be when he was hunting in the sea.This discovery made him wave his hand excitedly, which caught Shang Qi's attention.

After seeing Ike's hand, he asked, "Why do you have webs, do you still want to eat fish?" His shadow of eating fish seems to be getting deeper and deeper.

"Don't you find it strange that I look like this?" Ike thought that Shang Qi would be surprised at least a little bit, what was this calm reaction all about.The gap is huge.

"To be with you, you have to learn not to be surprised, and it's not like you haven't seen this before." Shang Qi said in a softer voice.He has seen Ike like this two years ago, and strange things like spells have appeared, and it is not surprising that his hands look different.

"You've seen me like this, when?" Ike didn't remember showing his true face in front of Shang Qi.

"Two years ago."

"Isn't it? It was when I was kidnapped."

"Ah."

The sharp nails will be exposed, usually when killing, or when being kidnapped. "Then, at that time, I used these hands to tear those people apart."

"Ah."

Hearing Shang Qi's answer, Ike looked at Shang Qi complicatedly.Shang Qi told him before that he was the one who got rid of those people during the kidnapping, but he didn't elaborate on how he got rid of them.Ike also logically thought that he just used magic to make the two of them escape.Unexpectedly, the fact is that he slaughtered human beings in front of Shang Qi, "Why?"

"What why?" While talking to Ike, Shang Qi can also type quickly. He is really talented in this aspect.

"Since you've seen me like this, why aren't you afraid? Why didn't you kill me?" This is a normal reaction, isn't it?Based on what he has seen and heard before, no matter how human beings kill each other, if a mermaid is found to have killed a human being.Even if the fact is that the mermaid wanted to protect the human, they would still try to kill the mermaid while awake.Don't think about it at all, obviously just said not long ago, promise to protect that mermaid.

These words surprised Shang Qi again, he raised his head to look at Ike in a daze, and Ike also looked back at him in a daze.The two just looked at each other 'affectionately'.The red eyes of the robot Xiaoda flashed non-stop.

It heard that Master Ike wanted his master to become a mermaid.This is terrible, mermaid and mermaid, is this a way for Mr. Ike to reject his master in disguise?What to do, what to do?Master, you must hold on, don't be so talkative that you even agree to such a thing.

"Why can't I understand what you're talking about?" Shang Qi asked him blankly, "It's my fault for not being able to protect you. If you really want to investigate, it should be because you are afraid of me. Why should I hurt you because of this fear?" ?”

"Why should I be afraid of you?" Ike was even more at a loss.

"Because I can't protect you." If you can't protect the mermaid you like, you have to be protected and taken care of in turn. No wonder Ike wants him to become a mermaid.It's really... Shang Qi always feels that he is with Ike, and the number of times he can't think of adjectives is gradually increasing.However, it is impossible to become a mermaid.

It is I who protect you, Ike looked at Shang Qi's appearance, and swallowed what he wanted to say with difficulty.The protection of mermaid cheating fathers here is too much. In a way, there is really no right to fish.Here, the mermaid needs to be protected, but it is really difficult for the mermaid, Ike, to change his childhood thinking and become a protected person.

However, Ike suddenly found that he was much more relaxed.The fish tail flicked vigorously, fully showing his good mood.

"Ike, it's been so long since we've been home. Won't you tell me what the hell is going on with your fish tail?"

"Tomorrow" met Shang Qi's eyes, and Ike changed his words, "Okay, I'll tell you now." After speaking, Ji Ji fiddled with his claws ostentatiously, "See, I've grown nails and webs."