NPCs also want to fall in love [Sword Three]

Back at the home where he hadn't seen for two weeks, Ling Kun threw off his backpack and fell into the sofa, heaving a sigh of relief.

"Huh~ It's still comfortable at home, the golden nest and silver nest are not as good as our own doghouse~"

He looked so funny, like a big dog who finally found his beloved cushion, so Qiao Qi couldn't help but tease him, scratched his neck and said, "Get up, don't lie down."

"No, I'm so tired after flying for so long, I want to sleep." As he said, he turned over and buried his face in the sofa pillow and took a deep breath, and then it was a tragedy.

"Pfft! Cough cough cough!" The wonderful taste of being choked by dust after taking a deep breath made Ling Kun cough for a full 5 minutes before stopping, "Damn it!"

Having had enough coughing and cursing, Ling Kun raised his head and saw Qiao Qi smiling maliciously there, so he felt resentful.

"What are you laughing at? If you know it, don't remind me. You're happy to watch me play, aren't you?"

"No, I dare not!" Qiao Qi clarified with a wave of his hand, "Didn't I wake you up just now, because you didn't listen to me."

"Well, all right."

It was indeed his own problem, Ling Kun admitted his mistake, and stretched out his hand to ask Qiao Qi to help him.

"Pull me up, shit, Yu Jian is really tired after flying for so long!"

As soon as Qiao Qi pulled his hand hard, Ling Kun threw himself into his arms, the two of them were sticky and refused to let go, Ling Kun simply took off his shoes and stepped on Qiao Qi's instep, saying: " I am thirsty and want to drink water, take me to pour water."

"Okay!" Qiao Qiyu smiled, grabbed Ling Kun's waist and moved to the refrigerator to open the door step by step, and brought him a bottle of water, "Drink this first, I'm not at home for so many days, even if I can't drink straight Drink now."

"Ah."

Ling Kun took the water, but didn't get off Qiao Qi's body, and directly hugged his neck and put his head on his shoulder to drink the water.

The two were about the same height, Ling Kun stepped on Qiao Qi's instep, but his head rested on his shoulder.After he had drunk enough to quench his thirst, he poured another sip of ice water into his mouth, kissed Qiao Qi with his head sideways, and poured the ice water into his mouth. They kissed in a dreamy pose for a full 10 minutes!

Qiao Qi seemed to like this newly developed posture. When Ling Kun just let go, he wanted to get down, but he hugged his waist tightly, and even acted shamelessly, "Don't leave, I still want to drink."

Ling Kun stepped back a little, pulled off Qiao Qi's collar, stuffed the cold water bottle into it, and said, "Here, drink."

Qiao Qi: "..."

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

Ling Kun couldn't stop laughing, as revenge for not reminding himself that there was ashes on the sofa just now, Qiao Qi also laughed for a while, then his expression suddenly became very evil, he pulled out the water bottle from his collar, and pulled Ling Kun away. The hem of Kun's T-shirt stuck the entire bottle to his back.

"Ha..." Ling Kun's laughter stopped suddenly, and his expression became very distorted—it was so fucking cold!

"Do you still drink?" Qiao Qi asked.

"Stop drinking! Take it out!"

"No, I'm thirsty too, I'll take it away after I finish drinking." As he said, Qiao Qi bit Ling Kun's mouth and drank happily.

After drinking this for 5 minutes, Qiao Qi actually smacked his mouth and said, "Well, Jianxiu Mountain Spring is a bit sweet."

With a bang, Ling Kun's face turned red, and he said, "Sweet you, uncle!"

"Hahahaha!"

After the laughter, Qiao Qi grabbed Ling Kun's belt and went back to the sofa, "Put on your shoes quickly and get ready for the big cleaning."

"Well, can you scan it, let me see?"

"...how lazy are you?"

Thinking about it, Ling Kun felt that he was indeed a little lazy, probably because he had lived in the demon world for half a month and was spoiled by Chunming!

He and Qiao Qi both love cleanliness, and this is their shared home. You can't just let Qiao Qi undertake the labor tasks by yourself, just sit and eat melon seeds and watch!This is too bad, besides, Qiao Qi is not good at housework, if it is not for the sake of accommodating himself, he is a model of a successful business elite, and there is no need to learn to do housework.

"Let's do it together, but we can cheat a little bit." As he said, Ling Kun took the wet rag from Qiao Qi's hand and twirled it with his fingertips, "Wipe the dust in the living room clean." , will you?"

He was actually talking to this rag, but Qiao Qi had no doubts that the rag could understand this.

Sure enough, the rag flew away from Ling Kun's fingertips, and happily started cleaning all over the living room, and even went to the sink to scrub it when it was dirty.

Looking at this scene, Qiao Qi couldn't help but began to doubt life, "In this world, even a rag can be cultivated to become refined. My life is too private." Maybe even the condoms I bought are cultivated to become refined. , This made him even more uneasy-wouldn't it be cheaper to use these condoms, only he, Qiao Qi, could eat Ling Kun's tofu!

"What are you thinking about?" Ling Kun could tell from his expression that he was thinking wildly, "That's Dai Xue's consciousness attached to the rag, and his body is still in my sea of ​​consciousness."

"...You let a sword do the cleaning, what about human nature?"

"What's the cleaning? He even fought the battlefield for me."

"..."

"But don't worry, the few games I was with you were all in person, and I would only let Dai Xue play for irrelevant people."

These words made Qiao Qi feel a lot better, and kissed Ling Kun's mouth again, "Let's go, let's change the sheets."

"Yeah." Ling Kun nodded, and instructed Dai Xue who was attached to the rag, "When the living room is clean, go to the dining room and mop the floor."

Dai Xue said it was ok, no problem, then turned around and started to work diligently.

This sword is really nothing to say, except that it can’t cook, everything else should be considered omnipotent——Ling Kun dares to bet that there is no second sword like Daixue in the entire cultivation world, because other sword cultivators are not willing to let their own The sword does this and that, but I can't wait to hold it in the palm of my hand every day and take good care of it hahaha!

So, the Red Dust Sect is very annoying, and the head of the Hongchen Sect is even more annoying!

Leave the living room, dining room and other places to Dai Xue to clean, and the husband and wife are in charge of the study and bedroom, because these two places are their main revolutionary bases. Playing games in the study is a matter of course for adults. In the room!

In fact, Qiao Qi has always wanted to play in the kitchen, but Ling Kun, apart from being able to make some herbal tea and traditional Chinese medicine, would stay in the kitchen for a long time at other times, which made Qiao Qi less of a chance to start.

While changing sheets and quilts with Ling Kun, Qiao Qi was filling up some very unhealthy images in his mind. Then he thought about Ling Kun's preference for freshly ground and freshly brewed coffee. Time to play it?

During this wonderful process of brain supplementation, all the sheets and quilt covers were changed, and the two moved to the study room again.

Originally, the desks of the two people were side by side, and because of daily use, they threw a lot of things regardless of you and me, and put them together in a miscellaneous manner, including nail clippers, mobile phone power cords, charging treasures, etc., and even There is also a condom that has not been opened!

Qiao Qi held the dusty plastic bag in disgust, not remembering when he put it on the desk.

Ling Kun looked at him, then at the things in his hands, and raised his eyebrows.

"Hey!" Qiao Qi smirked, and threw the thing into the trash can, "It probably fell out of the wallet by accident."

Qiao Qi said this because he sometimes habitually throws his wallet on the desk. It is not surprising that a few coins or other things come out, but an unopened condom...

It wasn't too dirty, Ling Kun took out the thing from the trash can, looked it around, and asked, "Do you always take these things with you?"

"Ah!" Sensing his dangerous tone, Qiao Qi hastily denied, "No, how could it be possible to carry it with you!"

"Then you just said that it fell out of your wallet, were you slapping yourself in the face?"

"...Aren't I afraid that you might misunderstand?"

"That kind of answer just now will make people misunderstand. If you said that you want to have a hair with me in the study, so you always have this thing, it can be understood."

Ling Kun's words seemed to give Qiao Qi a bloodbath, his eyes, which had already been brightened by cultivation, became even brighter, and he looked at Ling Kun with a piercing expression, "Kun Kun, can you really be here? "

"Huh? What, I didn't hear clearly." Ling Kun pretended to be stupid.

"Don't pretend to be stupid, I'll take it as your promise!" Qiao Qi supported Ling Kun's shoulders and kissed him hard, "What are you doing, every time you sit next to me and command the battlefield arena, you look too serious like that It’s so beautiful, I almost couldn’t bear to press you on the table several times, and listen to your commands while fucking you.”

"..."

Ling Kun's expression was not right, and Qiao Qi immediately changed the subject, "Of course I'm just talking, and I will never mess around when you command the battlefield! My wife's famous and powerful image cannot be destroyed casually, my wife is nice Moans/groans only I can hear!"

"You can be more shameless, so..."

Ling Kun muttered a sentence, but Qiao Qi only heard the first half of the sentence, but didn't understand the second half, so he went up to say that he didn't hear clearly, and asked Ling Kun to say it again.

It's just losing my temper!Ling Kun threw the rag in his hand into the bucket, and regardless of how dirty the water was splashed on the ground, he almost roared: "Fuck, I feel what I said to you. In a word, it's better to do it Don't do it!"

"Of course!"

Following Qiao Qi's words, Ling Kun tugged at his shirt and said, "Come soon?"

This...this...this cheeks and neck that were slightly flushed because of embarrassment, Qiao Qi was really afraid that his nose would bleed, so he quickly pinched his nose and hugged Ling Kun Just go outside.

"Where are you going?" Ling Kun was puzzled, didn't he want to play in the study?

"Go back to the room. The study room hasn't been cleaned yet. There will be a long time ahead." While speaking, Qiao Qi had already pressed Ling Kun on the bed, leaned down and kissed his eyelids and earlobes, and whispered in his ear, "I think we'll change them later." Sheets once."

Ling Kun closed his eyes, his eyelashes fluttered slightly, and it took him a long time to shout to the outside: "Dai Xue, clean up the study."

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