I'm a scumbag?impossible! [Quick Transmigration]

At the same time as the Taotie Building was offering discounts, the Zhenbeihou Mansion was also very lively.

Butler Li distributed the copper coins that had been threaded with red thread earlier to the congratulatory crowd outside the door.

Mrs. Hou was busy preparing for the entrance examination banquet, so the posts had to be sent to the various government houses in advance, and the attention was actually comparable to that of the two of them when they got married.

The maids and servants are also busy with the work assigned by their superiors, but no one complains that they are tired. You must know that this month's monthly money is doubled properly, and the master's family is honored. Their lives will be better for these servants.

At night, the Hou Mansion finally quieted down. In the Wuyou Garden, Li Ziyu and Wei Kangle hid in the room, enjoying the rare leisure.

After spending most of the day in Taotielou today, Li Ziyu invited a total of 18 people. When Dong Chen finally received the good news and won the 46th place in the second class, this group of people completely let go. It is also rare to drink a few more glasses, but fortunately the alcohol prepared today is not too high, and Li Ziyu is only slightly tipsy.

But this degree is just not high for him. You must know that Weihou would take him to have a few drinks from time to time on weekdays, and Li Ziyu's drinking capacity has long been practiced.

But the wine market in their Hou Mansion can't compare with it. The wine prepared by the Taotie Building today has reached 30 degrees, and most of the last group of new scholars were helped out by others.

"It's better for you to drink less wine in the future, you'll smell good all over your body!"

Hearing Wei Kangle's complaint, Li Ziyu raised his sleeves and sniffed it carefully, and asked in confusion, "Is there any? I've already bathed and changed clothes, and the smell should have almost dissipated!"

"You're still Tanhua in vain! Is the smell of wine only on your clothes?"

Hearing this, Li Ziyu slapped his forehead, picked a toffee from the box and threw it into his mouth, and ordered someone to boil milk tea and jujube milk.

When Qingmei came in with a tray, Li Ziyu first tested the temperature of the jujube milk before putting the cup in front of Wei Kangle.And carefully reminded: "It's a little hot, be careful."

What Wei Kangle couldn't resist most was Li Ziyu's inadvertent care and care. Hearing this, his earlobe was slightly red, and he carefully sipped from a teacup.

While drinking milk tea, Li Ziyu admired his brows and eyes blurred in the hot air, and felt that it was very beautiful.

Wei Kangle's heat was about to subside, but he felt the other party's gaze rise again, and finally put the cup on the table, and asked, "Why don't you drink tea well, why do you keep looking at me?"

Li Ziyu moved the chair to the side of the other party, and asked, "Lele, try it, do you still have the taste?"

After finishing speaking, without giving the other party a chance to refuse, he grabbed the bright red mouth, and first gnawed lightly on the periphery. Wei Kangle couldn't bear the gnawing biting and sucking, and just wanted to say something, Unexpectedly, the gate of the city was opened wide, and the city fell.

Li Ziyu looked at the other party's rosy cheeks, red eyes, and blurred eyes, and felt a small claw gently scratching his heart. "Damn!"

Seeing his daughter-in-law's blank expression, Li Ziyu directly picked her up from the table and walked towards the bed.

Wei Kangle looked at the other party's eyes like a hungry wolf, and finally came to his senses, and hid in the bed with his stomach protected. Li Ziyu saw that his face was full of black lines, like a bully bullying a decent woman and man.

While unbuttoning his coat, he raised his chin to signal the other party to come over.

Seeing this posture, Wei Kangle didn't dare to move outside.

"If the mountain doesn't come, it's me, so I have to come and go to the mountain." Li Ziyu sat on the side of the bed, and then leaned towards the other party. Looking at the other party's posture, Wei Kangle knew that he must not be able to escape.

Furthermore, the two of them haven't been close since they became pregnant. I have to say that he is also very moved, but he is still worried about the child. Li Ziyu didn't know what the other party was thinking, so he whispered in the other party's ear: "Don't worry Right! I asked Dr. Huo, and he said that there will be no problem if you have intercourse for more than three months, and you have been here for almost five months. "

"You, how did you ask the exit!"

Looking at his incoherent appearance, Li Ziyu felt that he was extremely cute, and deliberately said it as a matter of course, "Isn't it human nature! I've been a stranger for so long, and I miss you so much!"

Li Ziyu looked at the other party who was still hesitant, didn't say any more, and started directly. His hands seemed to have magical powers. Wei Kangle was like a cat basking in the sun, and his whole body was full of laziness. Full of energy.

Li Ziyu's movements were extremely gentle, Wei Kangle gradually relaxed his mind, squinted his eyes and began to enjoy, the two of them were getting better, but just happened to meet Li Ziyu's gaze, there seemed to be a fierce light in those eyes, Wei Kangle was clever, and he was quick to use his hands A paw came, and then both of them were stunned. Wei Kangle also realized that he had caused trouble, but he always refused to admit this kind of mistake, and even beat him back, "Who told you to look at me like that, I, I Can't help it!"

Li Ziyu touched the side of his neck and let out a "hiss".Said: "It seems that Lele is really not good! As a husband, I will punish you properly." Then he moved again.

Ever since his daughter-in-law became pregnant, his mind has been filled with medical materials, and no one knows his daughter-in-law's physical condition better than him.

With Li Ziyu's current medical skills, I am afraid Dr. Huo is far behind. He is only lacking in practice and experience now, but don't forget, he still has 009.

In the past, Li Ziyu was intentionally gentle because he was jealous of Wei Kangle, but now it seems that there is no need for it, this little thing is really happy!

The pride of the world is the spring breeze, and the passing of the birthday passes through the touch.

Slowly shake the willow face and lead the long belt, slowly shake the peach blossoms and dance broken red.

This love affair is really intoxicating, and when the clouds gather and the rain rests, Wei Kangle has already fallen asleep.Li Ziyu put on his clothes, went outside to call for water, wiped him carefully with a warm cloth towel, and changed him into a clean underwear, so that he could take care of himself.

Thinking of the surprised look in the servant's eyes when he saw his neck just now, Li Ziyu knew that it was going to be a lot of fun!I don't know what the Jinshi crown uniform given by the imperial court looks like, and whether it can cover him up. It's better to apply some ointment frequently these days.

On the second day, the inner eunuch of the palace came to the mansion to deliver the decree

: The emperor bestowed a first-class Jinshi to praise officials and parade through the streets, and gave a set of Jinshi crown uniforms.

After Li Ziyu thanked the emperor for his favor, he got up to accept the imperial decree, and helped Wei Kangle who was kneeling beside him. This sideways position revealed the wound on his neck.

This time it was Fang Neijian who was here to pass the decree, and also a capable person under Eunuch Liang's hands. At this time, seeing a few obvious scratches on Tanhualang's snow-white skin, his eyes seemed to light up a little.

Li Ziyu was terrified by his reaction, so he cast doubtful eyes on his father-in-law. Marquis Wei looked at his neck, and then at Fang's reaction, the corners of his eyes twitched uncontrollably.

You must know that Fang Neijian is a decent person and has excellent abilities, but he is too gossip.How much gossip?Sometimes the emperor was upset, and he would ask him to tell some gossip from various families to relieve his boredom.

Marquis Wei can imagine that within a day, his son-in-law will be caught by the people in the house and spread in the palace on the day the list is released, but he doesn't know what version will be spread in the end!

Thinking of this, he glared at Li Ziyu fiercely. This stinky boy usually plays the same game with him here, and his hands and feet are very flexible, but he was hurt by Lele several times, saying that he didn't mean it. Yes, he didn't even believe it.

He still knows his son well. Although Lele is sometimes naughty, he is still a good boy on the whole, and he doesn't know how the brat bullied him behind his back so that Jialele will lose his prize. Thinking of this, he felt ruthless in his heart He said harshly, "Yes!"

If Li Ziyu knew what his father-in-law was thinking, he might be wronged: Are you afraid that you have misunderstood the word cute?He gets along with his wife day and night, but he knows that his wife's obedience is just pretending to be obedient, and he doesn't want to be scratched, but sometimes when the emotion comes up, he will underestimate the extent of the little leopard's fur.

Wei Kangle also noticed the weird atmosphere, he was afraid that everyone would see something, so he lowered his eyebrows all the time, Mrs. Hou waited until Master Hou and his son-in-law led Fang Neijian to the main hall to drink tea, and then patted his son's hand , said meaningfully: "Don't let Qianhong's temper do everything!"

This sentence made Wei Kangle's face flushed with embarrassment, and he muttered for a long time without choking out a single word.

Not long after Fang's inner prison was sent away, Wuyou Garden welcomed Dr. Huo with a medicine box on his back.

Dr. Huo is very familiar with Li Ziyu now, and this person is a bit old and uneducated. When he saw the marks on Li Ziyu's neck, he immediately teased him: "Oh! Our Tanhualang is really adding luster and luster. A few touches are really the finishing touch, making us Tanhualang even more handsome!"

Wei Kangle was originally admiring the crown and clothes bestowed by the emperor, but when he heard this, he hid directly in the inner room.

Seeing his daughter-in-law hiding in, Li Ziyu stared at Dr. Huo and said, "What are you doing here?"

Dr. Huo was already very familiar with Li Ziyu because he talked about medicine and medicine, but being looked at by him like this, he couldn't help restraining himself a little.And from the point of view of giving lessons, Li Ziyu can be regarded as half of his master. Thinking of this, he coughed twice, and then said: "Madam asked me to come here to show my uncle, and said that he must not be parading in the street." Time to lose your ugliness!"

Li Ziyu heard the words and said: "If this is the case, you can go back. I have already applied the ointment. I think that after three days, I will not let others see the slightest clue when I meet the saint and parade in the street!"

Dr. Huo couldn't help being very curious when he heard what he said with certainty. You must know that this uncle of his family has a scarred body, and the scars are not easy to heal. His skin is so white that it's hard not to notice it.

"Didn't my uncle come up with some new tricks?"

Li Ziyu looked at Dr. Huo's eyes full of curiosity, and turned back to the inner room without hiding anything.

Li Ziyu went into the inner room and took two small jars. When he noticed that Wei Kangle was still angry, he put the jars down and sat beside him to comfort him.

Wei Kangle made him feel much better after coaxing him, but he still said: "It's all your fault, now the whole government knows what we did last night!"

"Then how is it possible, can't it be that I scratched it hard and scratched it myself?"

Wei Kangle smiled amusedly at these words.

Li Ziyu was relieved when he saw his daughter-in-law finally smiled, and said, "Let's live our own lives behind closed doors, and don't care what others think."

Wei Kangle pleased this "life" full of plain warmth, and when Li Ziyu left the inner room, he was still there foolishly.

When Li Ziyu came to the outside room, seeing Dr. Huo's teasing eyes, he just said, "Don't listen to indecent words."After that, he took the lead and walked out. Dr. Huo hurriedly picked up the medicine box and followed him all the way to the study.

Li Ziyu pushed the two jars over, and Dr. Huo opened them one by one. One of them contained brown jelly ointment, and the other contained white powder.

Dr. Huo picked out some brown ointment, tasted it, closed his eyes for a moment, and said, "Notoginseng, pistil, jiangxiang, madder, but why is it this color?"

Li Ziyu only uttered three words: "Bull dung fungus!"

Dr. Huo suddenly realized that cow dung fungus has a more popular name among the people, which is called horse dung bag.

This fungus is extremely delicious during the growth period. When it matures, the texture will become very light, and the outer shell will be thin and brittle. If you accidentally puncture it, there will be gray-brown powder floating out. Those spores have a good effect of stopping bleeding and dispersing silt.

But there is another point that Dr. Huo doesn't understand. For minor injuries, any of the ointments in this can can be used alone. Why do you have to add bovine dung fungus? Is it more visible?He thought so, so he asked.

Li Ziyu didn't speak, but just motioned him to look at the contents of the other can.

Dr. Huo picked a little bit and looked at it for a long time, and then crushed it in his hand. The texture was silky, a bit like talc powder, and it smelled a little fragrant. He wondered, "This, isn't this a fragrance powder for women?"

"It's about the same. I asked the maid to peel it out of the rouge beans."

Of course, Dr. Huo is not ignorant of what rouge beans are. Rouge beans are also called mirabilis and evening primrose. When they bloom, they are trumpet-shaped, clusters and clusters, which are really beautiful.When the flowers wither, a black seed will be produced. After drying and peeling off the shell, a white powder will be obtained.

It's just that Dr. Huo still doesn't understand what's the use of this thing?

Li Ziyu didn't say much anymore, there was a small mole on his wrist, he first picked a little brown ointment and applied it, and then spread the patch, the small mole was not so obvious against the brown ointment.

Then, he twisted a pinch of white powder and sprinkled it on it, and patted it lightly. After a while, he found that if the mole was not looked closely, there would be no trace at all. There is almost no color difference on the skin and surroundings of the ointment.

Dr. Huo is convinced now.Their doctors usually only care about curing diseases and saving lives, so why would they pay too much attention to such details?But letting Li Ziyu treat it like this can not only heal the wound, but also cover up the traces, which is really important for some specific occasions.

Dr. Huo seemed to see a new door slowly opening in front of his eyes.

Li Ziyu couldn't help feeling a little ashamed when he saw Dr. Huo's amazed eyes. He just borrowed the principle of the ancient oriental disguise technique.

You know, in his original world, it would be easy for an old woman in her fifties to transform into a young and beautiful girl in her twenties.

What he used here is only the most superficial method, which is too rough for those who strive for excellence and perfection.But enough is enough for this day and age.

The author has something to say:

I was so sleepy last night, time is not forgiving!