I Ran Away After Flirting with the Paranoid Male Protagonist

The boy's skin was dazzlingly white, like melting snow.

Seeing the light red roses blooming on the snow-white skin, Yu Yuan's eyes darkened.

Sleeping on the same bed with another person is a completely new experience for Yu Yuan.

The sound of Jiang Chuyan's clear and shallow breathing surrounded his ears, and the heat of his body was transmitted along the place where they were attached. He could touch the boy's warm skin when he stretched out his hand.

Too close a distance was completely unbearable for him in the past, but now he can't feel any disgust and anxiety.

Suddenly, Jiang Chuyan turned over, put his right leg on his waist, put his right hand around his neck, and burrowed into his arms like a kitten.

Yu Yuan instantly became stiff, and the blood in his body stagnated.

"Hmm..." Jiang Chuyan let out a muffled dream, and touched something hard with his fingertips, and Jiang Chuyan rubbed it uncomfortably, "What...it's so hard..."

Yu Yuan pulled out the things from his waist.

It was a pocket knife with a cold light on the handle.

A disgusting incident happened when he was ten years old, and since then, Yu Yuan has always carried a pocket knife close to his body.

After that disgusting incident happened, Yu Yuan escaped from home and had nowhere to go but slept in the bridge hole.He is young, there are always gangsters to bully him.Only by desperately beating him back with a knife can he barely avoid being bullied.

He has passed the age of being slaughtered, but this pocket knife has always been kept by his side, always reminding him not to trust anyone.Even his biological parents would abandon him, who else in this world is worthy of trust.

Jiang Chuyan frowned, mumbled in a daze, and his voice was aggrieved: "My husband...take it away...it's uncomfortable..."

... so squeamish.

Afraid of hurting the boy, Yu Yuan took out the folding knife at his waist, the blade was slightly rusted.

After Jiang Chuyan fell asleep, his cheeks were pouting slightly, he was cute and cute like a little angel, which made people feel soft-hearted.

Seeing the boy's peaceful sleeping face, Yu Yuan got out of bed and walked to the trash can, throwing the jackknife that had been with him for many years into the trash can.

Forget it, just believe it one last time.

Moonlight spilled into the room and fell on the posters on the wall.

The poster shows two men kissing with their upper body topless.

The naked upper body is like the rotten pus coming out of a wound, and it is also a disgusting brown color.

The red lips that stick together are like a poisonous snake spitting out a scarlet snake core, which is disgusting.

Yu Yuan only took a cursory glance, then hurriedly looked away in disgust, a physical dizziness hit, and a needle-prick pain came from his arm.

His face turned pale, he closed his eyes and clenched his fists tightly.

Intimate contact between the same sex, in his view, is extremely disgusting.

Back on the bed again, Yu Yuan burrowed into the warm quilt, and the boy's body temperature passed through the place where they were pressed together.Yu Yuan carefully hugged the boy's waist, and buried his cheek into the back of the boy's neck.

There was a faint smell coming from the nostrils.

The clear strawberry flavor, mixed with a touch of lemongrass, is inexplicably sultry.

From a distance, Yu Yuan sniffed the back of the boy's neck vaguely, the nausea that was churning in his stomach gradually subsided, and the stress reaction gradually subsided.

The fragrance of the boy's body can soothe his soul.

Yu Yuan tightly hugged the boy in his arms, with the tip of his nose pressed against the boy's snow-white nape.

A good night's sleep.

The morning light streamed into the room.

The high-pitched suona bell rang, the rhythm of the suona fluctuated from fast to slow, and the sound was clear and sharp, arousing the fragile nerves of people in deep sleep, and even the deaf people could be woken up.

Yu Yuan sat up and turned off the alarm clock neatly.

It was the first time he met the genius who set the suona as an alarm clock, and it was Jiang Chuyan.

Yu Yuan pinched his eyebrows.

He actually slept well last night.

For the first time since his rebirth, he had no nightmares.I didn't dream of grotesque faces, twisted and horrible corpses, and shrill and hoarse screams.Instead, sleep until you wake up naturally.

Suona's alarm clock rang too harshly, and Jiang Chuyan was also woken up, barely sitting up with his arms propped up.The boy had just woken up and had no strength, so he leaned against the person next to him limply.

The pajamas slipped off, revealing the delicate collarbone, and there were a few faint red marks on the fair skin.

Jiang Chuyan was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, and gave instructions casually in a daze.

"Hey, don't move around, let me lean on for a while."

The voice is soft and waxy with a touch of delicateness, not boring, but cute.

The young man has a fair complexion, with red marks on his snow-white cheeks, beautiful and delicate.

Seeing this picture, Yu Yuan's pupils darkened, and the corners of his lips tightened.

Jiang Chuyan had a splitting headache, he had nightmares all night last night.

In the dream, he was killed by the hero in a fancy way, and he died more than 100 times.

Thank you, I have experienced all kinds of death methods.

Jiang Chuyan rubbed his eyes in a daze, and his vision gradually became clear.

Caught off guard and suddenly saw the face of Death, Jiang Chuyan's pupils shrank suddenly.

"Yu Yuan???"

Jiang Chuyan widened his peach blossom eyes in horror, and reflexively said, "Please don't kill me!!!"

Yu Yuan's eyes became inquiring, and he said tentatively, "Why did the young master say that suddenly?"

He looked meek, "How could I dare to hurt the young master."

Jiang Chuyan: "..."

The dog hero is pretty good at pretending.

In the original plot, it was the dog hero who drained his blood and killed him cruelly.

Jiang Chuyan knew that the hero is more vigilant than a dog, so he must not be able to detect any abnormalities.If the male protagonist finds something abnormal, he may die faster.

"Honey, you were too strong last night,"

Jiang Chuyan's peach blossom eyes sparkled, and he bit his moist lower lip, "My life was almost lost."

His cheeks were flushed, his peach blossom eyes were full of mist, and his voice was soft, "That's why I said please don't kill me."

With such amazing on-the-spot reaction speed and superb acting skills, it's really a pity that he doesn't become an actor.

Jiang Chuyan silently regretted his talent for a few seconds.

Suddenly, there were coughing sounds from the door of the room.

Jiang Chuyan turned his head and looked over.

At this moment, a person came in outside, it was Jiang Chuyan's second brother, and the housekeeper and other servants.

The cheap second brother's mouth twitched.

The butler blushed.

The faces of the servants were distorted.

silence.

Dead silence.

……

Jiang Chuyan was stupid.

Help!So suffocating! ! !

Is it too late to buy a ticket to Mars now? !

The butler was the first to react, covered his ears and said loudly: "Master, please continue to do it, we didn't hear anything."

Jiang Chuyan was confused: "??? What are you doing?"

The butler blinked and hinted, "Do happy things."

Jiang Chuyan: "..."

Misunderstanding, this is all a misunderstanding.

The housekeeper turned his head and said tactfully, "Second young master can come back at another time, the young master is busy."

The cheap second brother Jiang Yueqi seemed to have overturned the color palette on his face, red orange yellow green blue blue and purple continued to alternate alternately, looking like a funny clown, "Jiang Chuyan, pay attention to your kidneys!!!"

"My kidneys are fine!" Jiang Chuyan couldn't help blushing, and covered his hot cheeks.

When everyone else left, a smile appeared on the corner of Yu Yuan's lips, and he asked with great interest, "Why didn't I know that I am so powerful."

Embarrassed, Jiang Chuyan wished he could dig a hole and bury himself. He blushed fiercely and said fiercely, "I just dreamed and accidentally dreamed. What does my dream have to do with you?"

Yu Yuan raised his brows slightly, with a smile on his lips, "The young master said that I was very good last night."

Jiang Chuyan's face turned redder after being teased, as if she had applied water red rouge.He became angry from embarrassment: "Oh, just you?"

"Dreams and reality are opposites."

"I heard that if you are still a virgin at 30, you will become a magician."

In order to express enough sarcasm, Jiang Chuyan deliberately glanced at the position below the hero.Not very lethal, but extremely insulting.

The smile on Yu Yuan's lips froze.

After the yin and yang strange anger was over, Jiang Chuyan regretted a little bit, and wanted to run away cowardly.

Any man can't bear this kind of ridicule, let alone the crazy criticism of the male lead who must revenge.The hero won't hold grudges against him, will he qwq

But he was right.

In the original book until the end, the hero is still a real virgin.

Is it wrong to tell the truth?No!

The butler broke the awkward atmosphere and handed out the invitation letter, "Master, Mr. Fu is hosting a dinner today and invites you to the banquet."

This Mr. Fu has a very good relationship with the original owner, and the two of them are almost in collusion.

Jiang Chuyan doesn't like socializing, "I don't want to go."

"By the way, Mr. Fu borrowed 5000 million from you and didn't repay it." The butler didn't finish speaking.

Jiang Chuyan stood up and hurriedly asked, "Is the car ready? Let's set off now."

Jiang Chuyan ordered: "Yu Yuan, you go with me."

Yu Yuan: "What are you going to do?"

Jiang Chuyan said seriously: "Go and save the world."

Yu Yuan: "..."

There was a lot of toasting at the banquet.

Jiang Chuyan was too lazy to deal with all kinds of strangers who praised him, so he found a quiet corner by himself, but many people still came to talk to him.

"Ah Chu, why did you come to the banquet? You didn't tell me before you attended the banquet." The visitor was wearing ripped jeans and a non-mainstream punk style. He was also Jiang Chuyan's ex-boyfriend.

The ex-boyfriend asked: "Ah Chu, why did you reject my pursuit?"

Jiang Chuyan didn't want to deal with these rotten peach blossoms.

He took a bite of the cake, the cream stuck to his moist lips, and said perfunctorily, "I have a husband."

The ex-boyfriend shyly said: "It's okay. I don't mind you having a husband. Ah Chu, it's normal for a perfect person like you to have many husbands. Am I lucky enough to be one of them?"

Hearing such strange remarks, Jiang Chuyan refused indifferently: "No."

"Give me a chance, Ah Chu!"

The ex-boyfriend said enthusiastically: "When you and other people do.i, I can stand at the door and let you know. My eyes are sharp, and my tracking skills are very good, and my letting skills are very slippery."

"My requirements are not high, as long as Ah Chu can send me a selfie every day."

Jiang Chuyan was dumbfounded in shock.

The world's great wonders.

Jiang Chuyan said with difficulty, "Thank you, no need. I don't have such a habit."

The ex-boyfriend asked persistently: "Ah Chu, why did you reject me? Can you make me understand!"

Jiang Chuyan was speechless, "I already have a husband."

The ex-boyfriend said generously: "As I said, your husband is not a problem. You can even have 108 husbands. I don't care about these details."

108 husbands...are they going to play Water Margin?

Jiang Chuyan pinched the center of his brows with a headache, a little impatient, "My husband is more handsome, taller, and talented than you."

The ex-boyfriend shook his finger, calmly said: "These are not problems."

"Appearance is not a problem, I can have plastic surgery!"

"Height is not a problem, I can put insoles on!"

"Talent is not a problem either. I'm going to Harvard now!"

The ex-boyfriend roared unwillingly: "How can I not compare to him?!"

Jiang Chu said the mask of pain, thinking that there is no end to it.

We must cut through the mess quickly, and we must not leave room for it.

In that case, don't blame him.

He patted the wooden table, gritted his teeth and said, "My husband's one is older than yours."

As soon as these words came out, the whole room was silent.

Everyone: ... This sentence is very informative.

Snapped!

The wine glass smashed to the ground with a crisp sound.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Chuyan turned his head and looked behind him.

Yu Yuan maintained the posture of holding the cup with his right hand, staring at him dully.

Jiang Chuyan: "..."

Husband, listen to my sophistry!

The author has something to say: Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: sparrow and one who urged the stronger one; thank you to the two treasures of the mine o(*≧▽≦)ツbobobobo!

Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of Lin Zhizhang and Sparrow;