[comprehensive] superior skills

Song Ci saw that the scholar who claimed to be Li Mao was full of evil spirits, but he didn't seem to be a person who talked freely, so he asked him to follow him back to the noodle shop to talk about it in detail.

Along the way, Li Mao did not dare to touch the shadow of the eaves and trees as he said, and could only walk in crowded places under the scorching sun.

Song Ci deliberately took a step behind to look at him, and found that the scholar's walking was not like ordinary people, his body was light and hairy, and he was still standing on tiptoe, and the heel of his shoe was always slightly raised.

Fearing that the two children in the store would get sick from Yin Qi, Song Ci went in first and drove Yan'er to the backyard before calling people in.

"Shangxian, the students dare not go in."

Li Mao stood motionless about an inch in front of the store door, "As long as the student's body is not exposed to the sun, it will shiver from the cold, and it is really unbearable."

"Then where do you live at night?"

Song Ci laughed and said, "God can't keep the sun from setting for twelve hours just because of you."

"Shangxian don't laugh."

Li Mao said bitterly: "Although the student is a stupid person, he is quick-witted. Ever since he realized that he couldn't avoid the lady at night, the student no longer dared to live in a normal house. He only hid under the land and the city god's temple. , although it is treating the symptoms but not the root cause, at least that lady Fu dare not go forward."

"If you had added some cleverness earlier, how could you not be here today?"

Song Ci waved to him, "Come in quickly, my shop is different from other places, besides, if there are people coming and going outside, it will be difficult for Master Fu to know if someone asks about it."

Hearing this, Li Mao fumbled a step towards the house, and saw that there was no cold air rising from his legs as usual, so he fled into the shop in a hurry.

"You said Master Fu harmed you, but why did he choose you, a poor scholar, for no reason?"

Song Ci gently pinched the big snake with two fingers and smashed the wooden box that held the big snake in place, and put some medicinal oil on its skin and festering neck, "Did anything strange happen before his family invited you?" No?"

Li Mao wanted to bow his hands again, "Shangxian..."

"Hey, don't call me Shangxian."

Song Ci hurriedly stopped him, "I'm just a cultivator in the mountains, I just know a little tricks that are not worth mentioning, don't compare me, an ordinary person, with the true god in the sky, God will blame you and me in the future Sorry."

"Since that's the case, the students should respectfully call you Daoist Master!"

Li Mao also knows how to respond accordingly, "The Taoist priest doesn't know something. Since the students came to Qiantang County, they have only taught and visited friends all day long to review their homework. They have never had any enmity with others. If someone hates me for being bad at speaking, I don't know how to study flattery. , It’s not like making fun of people’s lives. Even if you want to drive me away, it’s easy to frame me with stolen goods, why is this?!”

"Then where did the disaster come from?"

Song Ci shook his head, "There must be something important that you missed. Then Mr. Fu would have to go through three books and six ceremonies like Yang Jian if he chose you as his son-in-law. How can we get married without birth dates?"

"Students never told outsiders their birth date."

Li Mao's expression changed when he mentioned this, "In fact, half a year ago, a flower matchmaker wanted to protect the matchmaker for the students, but firstly, the students didn't care about it, and secondly, there was no reason why Gao Tang secretly decided for life behind his parents' backs, so the students declined at that time. her."

"Oh, the flower matchmaker recommended you the daughter of the He family?"

Song Ci also felt that the matter was too coincidental, "But Master Fu is marrying a daughter?"

"The flower matchmaker didn't say so clearly."

Li Mao slowly recalled: "I was studying at home that day, and the flower matchmaker congratulated me when she came in. She only said that a lady from a rich family fell in love with my character and talent. As long as I agree to this marriage, no matter if I marry a concubine in the future It is up to me whether to have children or not.”

"There is no reason to talk about marrying a concubine before the main wife comes in."

Song Ci touched the big snake entangled on the table, "Which lady can bear this kind of shame?"

"I thought it was weird too."

Li Mao also regretted it at the beginning, "but the flower matchmaker said that the reason for this was because the young lady was weak and sick and couldn't bear the pain of bearing children, and she was afraid that the incense of her husband's family would hinder her, so she allowed the concubine's room to enter the house. From then on, the two sisters were inseparable. I just thought it was too funny, so I listened to it for a while, if I knew it would cause a big disaster, I shouldn't have let that woman come to the house in the first place!"

"It's not just weak and sick women who can't conceive children in the world. I'm afraid the person that the flower matchmaker is referring to is this lady Fu."

Song Ci asked again: "Since you have married that female ghost, have you ever seen her memorial tablet?"

"Naturally."

Li Mao turned pale as he spoke, "I woke up in Mr. Fu's mansion that day, but I didn't want to, but found that I was sleeping in a boudoir full of red and white curtains. At that time, she had passed away for more than three years!"

"I haven't been reincarnated for three years. It must be because she couldn't bear the loneliness in the underworld before the time came. That's why she thought about choosing a son-in-law."

After pondering over the past and future events for a while, Song Ci saw through the ins and outs, "It must be that the Fu family bought your birthday horoscope with silver from somewhere, and then tricked people into getting married. Master Fu also knows about your life. You must not get rid of Fu Niangzi, so you are allowed to walk around."

"Daozhang, what should I do?"

Li Mao stumbled and sighed: "In the long run, let's not say that the student's life is in danger. With such an evil thing in the house, which good girl is willing to marry me? The student's family has been passed down here for nine generations. Do you want to die there?" The master can't do it? What did my Li family do in my previous life to let him harm me like this?!"

"The trouble should end it."

Song Ci softly comforted: "Now that the matter has come to an end, the only thing I can do is ask Mr. Fu. While it's still early in the day, you still go to the temple to seek refuge as before, and wait for the day when you feel that the yin energy in your body will dissipate." Come out again."

Li Mao was overjoyed when he heard the words, and immediately got up and bowed to the ground, "I don't want to thank you for your kindness. The students' whole family's livelihood depends on the Taoist priest!"

Seeing that the sun was about to set in the west, Li Mao didn't dare to stay any longer, and hurried towards his hiding place in a secret way.

Song Ci ran to the gouache shop next door as if he had nothing to do, and joked with the little lady who was watching the shop while buying balsam, and found out the address of the Qiaozui flower matchmaker in the county by the way.

At night, she dressed up as a romantic young man and knocked on the courtyard door of Mrs. Hua's house with a gift of thanking the matchmaker.

When Song Ci entered the room, the woman dressed in red and green was having dinner in the hall. A plate of fat duck was full of oil, which made her vulgar and vulgar.

"Tsk tsk, the young master is so good-looking! The old man said that the matchmaker has seen eight hundred men if not one thousand in the past 20 years, and none of them can compare to the young master!"

Granny Hua hugged the two jars of vintage wine on the table with a shy smile, "It's not that I boast about myself, no matter which girl you fall in love with, there will be no match that cannot be guaranteed in my Granny Hua's mouth!"

Song Ci smiled brightly, and said with something in his words: "Since I came here all night, I believe that the flower matchmaker has the ability to bring the dead back to life. However, I have a slightly different habit from others. I don't choose a wife based on beauty or family background. .”

"Oh?"

Hua Pozi was stunned for a moment, "I don't choose my color or my family background, so what else can I choose, is he only looking for a good woman from a scholarly family?"

"No."

Song Ci stood with his hands behind his back, "When choosing a wife, the first thing is to be courageous, no matter where you are, you can't panic and fear; the second is to have a thick waist. If it is too thin, it may kill her without tossing. As long as Satisfied with these two, no matter what the family background is like, I will immediately hire you with a great gift!"

"Hahahaha!"

After hearing this, Mrs. Hua laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist, "My lord, are you drunk and can't make fun of me? Such women are everywhere in Qiantang, even a widowed woman like me would dare Have the audacity to agree!"

"As long as Granny Hua can do these two things, it doesn't matter if I marry Granny Hua as my wife!"

As Song Ci spoke, he turned into a half-demon with a human head and a snake body, and hissed: "Let me first test whether Granny Hua's waist is thick enough to withstand my snake tail!"

Seeing the monster jumping up suddenly, Hua Pozi was so frightened that she turned over the banquet and sat down on the muddy floor dripping with wine and broken porcelain.

"Grandpa, spare your life! Grandpa, spare your life!"

After shivering for a long time, she finally woke up. The old lady Hua knelt down in front of the monster, and slapped herself on the face. The old meat is really unpalatable, if you are hungry and want a change, that man Yazi has fresh and tender young ladies in his hand, as long as you give the order, the old man will buy it for you immediately!"

"When did I say I wanted to eat human flesh?"

Song Ci deliberately bowed his head to scare her, "If I hadn't heard that Granny Hua used to love to be the matchmaker for that ghost ghost, why would I come all the way here!"

"Grandpa misunderstood!"

Mrs. Hua immediately swore to the sky: "I have only done one bad thing in my life, and that is being forced by the wealthy businessman, Mr. Fu, to secure a yin marriage for the gentleman in the academy. I only blame the old woman for drinking and doing things for the Fu family. When the son was a matchmaker, he told Mr. Fu the strange story about the crazy Zhang Zidan and the dead soul of Lu Gongnv, the magistrate of Linxian county, as a joke, and this made him think about choosing a son-in-law for his beloved daughter. The old man was not willing to accept this. However, Mr. Fu is rich and powerful and has a deep friendship with the magistrate of the county. If the old man offends him, he will have no way out in Qiantang County. Therefore, he had to use lies to deceive the scholar. It is a pity that the scholar did not intend to go to the end. But the rich and powerful Mr. Fu was bought by the servants of the Fu family from the master Qian's book, and he married the lady Fu who had been dead for many years."

She secretly groaned in her heart, she knew that she would provoke such a monster, so what if she offended Master Fu to death, at worst, she changed her face and went to seek a living elsewhere, at least she could survive.

Seeing that the woman was shaking like a sieve, Song Ci was almost scared to death, knowing that she would not dare to cheat on this matter, and then snorted coldly, "Since this is the case, I can't force it. However, if I know Hua's in the future The mother-in-law is only willing to be married to others but not to be a matchmaker for the subordinate, so she will definitely come to the door and explain the reason to you!"

After she finished speaking, she ignored the woman who was still kowtowing, turned around and swaggered out of the courtyard gate, and disappeared into the grass at half a person's height in an instant.

Threatening the flower matchmaker with threats, Song Ci turned around and went to Master Qian's house.

As early as when she was forced to ask for bribes that day, she had investigated the details of Qian Papier, and learned that there was still a son in his family who was spoiled and spoiled since he was a child and did all kinds of crimes. In this county alone, he has taken over many women from good families, because the Qian family has lived in Qiantang for generations. And in the imperial court, there are in-laws who take care of those suffering masters, so they have to swallow their anger.

Today, by chance, Song Ci fell into Song Ci's hands. If he hadn't found him a domineering and upright lady to suppress his temper, wouldn't he have received the kindness of Master Qian in vain.

She didn't touch the dirty money that was looted, but quietly stole the birth date of the youngest son of the Qian family, and then used a Chinese ink pen to erase the name under Fu Niangzi's tablet and replace it with the hatchback.

As the rooster crowed, Song Ci took Li Mao, who was hiding in the temple, to the ferry with his luggage, and told him not to return to Qiantang in his life.

Within a few days, rumors spread throughout the streets and alleys that Mr. Qian's son fell ill for some reason, and screamed coldly under the quilt in the hot weather.

Qian Huanzhe was lying dead at home, and the plainly dressed little ladies on the street became gorgeous in a blink of an eye, and Song Ci, who was sitting in the noodle shop, was so itchy and thought to himself When will I go back to the canyon to stay for a few days, so I can take the opportunity to change into those women's clothes that have been idle for a long time.

It really means that when Cao Cao arrived, she was thinking about entrusting Brother Yan'er to Li's sister-in-law to take care of her, when the rosy Li Gongfu walked in with a smile.

"Brother! My brother really deserves to thank you!"

Li Gongfu pressed an invitation card on the table as soon as he was next to the grand teacher's chair, "Double happiness! Not only did the old man praise my elder brother when Ku Yin was found, but even my brother-in-law, whom I raised since childhood, is getting married!"

Song Ci picked up the invitation card with golden happy characters printed on it, "Oh, but the Chinese brother of my sister-in-law's natal family?"

"Let me tell you, this man's luck is irresistible!"

Li Gongfu smiled wrinkledly, "It's like my brother, when I met you, I didn't have a virtuous brother to take care of me. At this time, I went to prison early. And my brother-in-law, Hanwen, although I raised him as half a son, how can I do it?" At worst, he can only ask his relatives and friends to send him to a pharmacy as an apprentice. Who would have thought that it was so lucky that Han Wen met a daughter of a rich man from an official family. Don’t look at her parents who are dead and helpless now. But that little lady is really a good wife and mother with a kind heart and a beautiful heart. The family has more money and doesn’t dislike my family’s shame in Chinese, so where do you go to find such a good thing?!”

"In this way, it is indeed a blessing from heaven."

Song Ci poured him a cup of tea with a smile, "Young brother must come to ask for a cup of wedding wine."

Since the family had a marriage to attend to, Song Ci couldn't send the child away to make a mess, so he had to postpone the time of returning to the valley for a few days.

Thinking that the brothers of the Xu family were apprentices in a pharmacy and had found a wealthy lady, they would have to rely on this line of business to find a way out in the future, so she chose some herbs of the right year as gifts.

On the big day, Song Ci, carrying a red silk gift box, and Li's neighbors, relatives and friends drove towards the wedding banquet in a donkey cart, but unexpectedly found that the driving route of the motorcade became more and more familiar.

It wasn't until the group of people stopped in front of the brightly decorated White Mansion that she realized that the Qianjin Miss Li Butou was talking about was the White Snake Spirit who had cultivated for thousands of years.

"It turns out that Xu Xian is the person to repay the favor that Senior White has been looking for."

Song Ci looked worriedly at the couple who were paying homage to the heaven and earth amidst the congratulations of everyone, and the young girl who was accompanying her with a cute appearance, "But this big married monster can really be as good as imagined." Is it safe and smooth to ascend to the heavens like that?"

If Bai Suzhen can't ascend, I'm afraid that the karma owed by her will have to be here.

"Hey, why are you here?"

Xiaoqing sent the newcomer into the bridal chamber, and when she came out to entertain visitors for her lady, she saw such a foolish guest standing there, couldn't help but slapped her and made fun of her, "Is this the first time I've seen a ladyboy get married?" Scared out of your wits?"

"Sister Qing'er!"

Taking advantage of no one's attention, Song Ci hurriedly took her to hide in a secluded place in the garden, "Did Sister Bai reveal her identity before she married Xu Xianggong?"

"Why are you talking about that?"

Xiaoqing was particularly puzzled, "My lady married him only to repay her kindness, and she will leave after her kindness is over in the future. What does Xu Xian have to do with being a human or a demon?"

"Oh, I made a mistake!"

Song Ci didn't know what to do at the moment, "There are many ways to repay kindness, no matter whether Xu Xian is seeking money or fame, he has his own way to make it up for him, why did he have to go with Sister Bai! Up to now, even if you want to break it up, it won't work."

There was no longer the joy on her face when she came, she just took out a stack of weird storybooks from her purse and handed them to the other party, "Sister Qing, if you have nothing to do, just think about the stories in these storybooks and read those stories." Some of the foxes and strange beasts who repayed their kindness got a good end. It’s not that I’m alarmist and deliberately said bad things about Mr. Xu, it’s just that the monster has a different way, no matter what happens, I have to let Sister Bai save herself first before talking about the matter of repaying the favor.”

On a happy day, some people do not know good and bad to make trouble. Xiaoqing wanted to get angry, but when she saw the fox demon who was skinned and burned to death on the cover of the booklet, she held back the sharp words that spit out of her mouth, "You little girl!" Monsters really look down on people, do you really think that my sister and I have practiced Taoism for thousands of years in vain? Ever since I heard you talk about Ku Yin that day, my sister also knows that the rules of conduct in the world are very different. After many inquiries, he changed his mind and asked Mr. Xu to beg his sister to come and ask for a marriage."

With a wave of her sleeves, she put away the scripture book, turned around and walked into the house, "You, if you have such leisure time, you should practice more exercises. There is no trace of demon power in your body, and you are ashamed to say that you know my family when you are away." Miss? There are still many guests waiting to greet you in the hall, you can do it yourself!"

Song Ci couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief when he heard that although the green snake spirit was boasting, he still took the matter to heart.

It's just that she, a little fairy, can't interfere with the decisions of the two great monsters after all. The only thing she can do is to burn a few more sticks of incense on weekdays and beg the blessings of the gods and Buddhas in the sky.

The author has something to say:

Song Ci: In fact, such things as repaying kindness do not necessarily have to be promised by body.

In addition, Mrs. Lu is a story that scumbag authors like. The old version of Liaozhai's adaptation is even more perfect than the original, so here is a cameo.

Ginseng doll, okay~~