[Gintama] The bond of the soul

Enter the post-21st century world.

Due to people's bad idea of ​​patriarchalism, it has led to the status quo that there are more men than women.

As a result, many people cannot find wives.

Forget it, a few men robbed a woman, and there were frequent fights, which made the Shinsengumi one head and two big.

Ever since, in order to keep the peace of Kabukicho, the shogunate decided to promote homosexuality

That day.

The light spread out to every corner, the blue sky was cloudless, and the sun was unbelievably bright.

House of All.

After a silence.

"Ah! Sima first! I went to the wrong door!!"

A silver-white natural roll shouted loudly, turned around and walked away step by step, picking its nose.

But soon, Shinpachi, Kagura, Kondo, and Sougo were carried back like dismembered corpses.

What did you say that decided to let him marry Duo Chuan.

What a joke!

Is Yinsang my innocence sacrificed to maintain peace in Edo?

Wouldn't it be good to kill that kind of guy? !

It's none of my business if the world is broken? !

Yinsang me!

Is it straight? !

"Let go of me!"

Silver roared.

The four of them put Yinshi on the sofa.

They all lay down pitifully.

"Silver Sauce~ If you don't agree, I will burn your collection of Jump~ I also throw away the strawberry milk I bought, and the strawberry cake. It's actually just a fake marriage~"

"Yes, Eun-san, there is a contract~ Nothing will happen to you, you just need to play the loving role of the first husband in Kabukicho well, and we will do the rest!"

"Dana. Please!"

Kondo sniveled and burst into tears.

(Hey! Don't wipe the snot over here! Hey!)

Sougo took out the new marriage contract in duplicate.

(What is that!)

The four of them sang together and coordinated seamlessly.

Are you well rehearsed? !

gritted his teeth.

Gintoki snatches the contract from Sougo.

① You must live together after marriage.

② Both parties shall not interfere with each other's private life.

③His husband is Toshiro Hijikata.

Seeing this, Yinshi angrily tore the contract in half, and threw it on Sougo's handsome face.

"What are you kidding! Why me!"

Sougo smiled grimly.

"Isn't it because you guys do everything? Don't worry, Dana, the money will definitely be given to you."

"Huh? What am I when I am Ah Yin! How much is that? One million? Two million?"

"1000."

"make a deal!"

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