Bizarre beater

Mr. Kunikida's blind date ended with him tearing up those few pages about his future partner's expectations. After doing this, he gave off a disillusioned widow's air.

Party B Yunhe couldn't bear to see it.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Yunhe also rested for a few days.

The main reason is that the durability is about to drop, and the affairs of his customers have not been finished yet.

He follows the progress.

In the past month, he has probably received more than [-] orders, with a variety of contents, ranging from stealing the entire deposit of the guy who killed his wife to fraudulent insurance, to taking away three organizations.

After completing the list, the situation of the single owner is half of the death and half of the mental hospital, and some of them joined their counseling center.

90.00% of these guests regard him as a spiritual pillar and regard his words as the direction of progress.The remaining two or three are fanatical fans. He said that the sun rises at night and the stars fall during the day, and the other party can firmly believe it.

To be honest, it was a little stressful.

He ate the spicy rabbit head that his new brother bought for himself in Chinatown. He sighed and said, "Everyone is here to commit crimes, why bother? Besides, I am a person with no beliefs or pillars. I might as well go to the fortune teller at the street corner, they praise me better than me."

The younger brother said in the tone of "Master, I have realized it": "It is precisely because you cast aside your beliefs and do not use foreign objects as a pillar that you are firm and shining. You are the guiding star for people like us who cannot adapt to the absurdity of the world."

Party B Yunhe: "Tsk."

He was just going to be passive in business for two days, but the new customers who came to his door made him active.

The other party seemed to be a natural comedian. After so many days, he laughed out loud after hearing the story for the first time.

The story goes like this:

Xiaolin fell in love at first sight with someone on a blind date. After dating for three months and planning to get married, he was pleasantly surprised to find that the woman was five months pregnant.What is even more surprising is that Kobayashi is an FBI undercover agent, the woman is an MI[-] undercover agent, and the introducer is an undercover agent sent by the CIA to MI[-] and then to the Port Mafia. The child’s father is sent by the KGB to the CIA and then to the Port Mafia. undercover.

Under the guest's resentful gaze, he tried hard to control his expression: "I'm sorry, we are professionals, and we generally don't know how to laugh... Hahahaha, so who are you in the plot? Xiaolin?"

Guest: "I am the woman."

Yunhe: "Huh???"

He opened his eyes wide, looked up and down, left and right, and felt that the guest in front of him was a man.

Although the pectoral muscles are larger than some flat-chested women, the masculine features are still more obvious.

The other party continued to complain bitterly: "My ability is "Second Life", which can change into a pre-set appearance. Kobayashi is a high-level executive of the port mafia. I pretended to be in love with him in order to gather some information. I didn't expect that guy You're going to marry me after only three months of talking...fuck!"

Party B Yunhe: "Hahaha——"

Seeing that the guest was about to stand up and run away, he hurriedly asked to stay: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I won't laugh anymore, you can continue talking."

"How can I marry him? This dog man is more open than anyone else, but when he digs out information, he seems to be picking an iron cock for most of his life. In order to disgust him, I made myself five months pregnant. I originally planned to Said that it was my colleague—that is, the child of the introducer, who rejected me and recommended another reliable man to me... Then I found out that the man was the KGB undercover agent I discovered earlier.”

The older brother became more emotional as he talked: "After I found out about this problem, I started to doubt my colleague, so I went to investigate, fuck, he and Xiao Lin are in the same group, and the reason for this incident is to Gather information from me. And that KGB guy lied to both him and Kobayashi."

The amount of information in the guest's words is too large, and Party B Yunhe digested the meaning while checking Baidu.

Finally asked: "Ahem, so...you and that Xiaolin..."

Guest: "Slept with, don't ask, just ask, I have slept with all three men."

Yunhe: "Wow..."

As expected of a corrupt countryman!Cow wow!

The younger brother standing beside him took two steps back and said, "I'll get you some refreshments."

He was worried that his young and handsome younger brother would be seduced by this big-breasted man, so he told him that he wanted to eat the popular candy shop in Chinatown, and asked his younger brother to queue up to buy it.

Then he asked the guest with a serious expression: "So what is your appeal?"

Guest: "Let those three dog men pay the price, and get the information about the previous European spies from them by the way."

The spies referred to by the other party probably refer to Rimbaud Verlaine and their companions.

It seems that even after Rimbaud died and Verlaine defected, Europe has not given up searching for the "artificial ability" obtained from the experiment in Yokohama at that time.

Well, it may also be to test him.

After all, people with supernatural powers began to die again in London. Edward's speed was very fast. Under the cover of a professional team, he had already killed three people with supernatural powers.

The bell tower servants are suspected of being assisted by "paranormal crime consultants" (some of the captured people have exposed his new profession for his true colors).

"Thank you for the story you brought, we have accepted this commission."

Party B Yunhe took out a document and asked the other party to sign his name.

The guest took it over and read it carefully, and found that it was not a serious contract, but a questionnaire.

The content is "What do you think of the consultant's service attitude? A. Good B. Very good C. Impeccable" and other forced praise questions.

And the signature is the Emotional Counseling Center.

There is no flaw to say.

The guest said speechlessly: "Shouldn't there be some specific regulations and content that can provide protection for both parties?"

Yunhe was even more speechless: "We are planning a crime, don't promises and guarantees feel ridiculous?"

guest:"……"

"If you don't believe me, you can leave directly. Thank you for the joy you brought me today. If someone asks, in order to save you from being jailed, I will say that you are here to consult about emotional problems."

After a long silence, the guest still signed his name.

It's just the name of his identity in the port mafia, Maiko Kazama.

Yunhe: "It sounds like a suitable name for a heroine."

He took out his mobile phone, called his colleagues, and said, "Now there is an opportunity to attack the FBI and CIA, do you want to seize it?"

Toru Amuro: ?