Bizarre beater

Gojo Satoru looked at the messages and pictures sent by someone, and fell into deep thought.

Of course, he wasn't thinking about which one he wanted, but suddenly thought of something.

When he was walking on the road two days ago, he suddenly saw a man who looked exactly like Xia Youjie and told him to kill him.

He didn't look at the other person as a living person.

So he politely gave the other party a piece of chipper.

Gojo Satoru finished his memory and said calmly, "Conjurers can't become ghosts, so you only have one Xia Youjie in your hand."

Party B Yunhe handed the mobile phone to the 27-year-old Mr. Xia You, who also said calmly: "If the corpse is disposed of, there is no possibility of the magician becoming a ghost."

He sent the words to Gojo Satoru without any changes.

Wutiao Wudan, who was still slumped on the chair a moment ago, sat up, realized something, and immediately blacked out Party B Yunhe and pretended nothing happened.

After a while, Yuzu Yuren ran over to him and said, "Mr. Xia You's phone number."

Gojo Satoru hesitated.

After all, this was his only friend.

The last best friend was dead, and he had just been driven to the surface.

Hu Zhang turned on the speakerphone according to what the other party said, and Xia Youjie's cold tone came from the phone: "We are now tied up in the hole you blasted out yesterday, come and rescue us quickly."

Gojo Wu: "...Yunhe, the second party, you have such a vicious heart!"

Party B Yunhe: "Hee hee."

Although, Gojo Satoru still went.

Bring your own students together.

Near the end of the class, the first and second grades are all there, just neatly, sharing with each other.

A group of people stood on the edge of the deep pit, feeling that they were not far from being trapped.

Zenin Maki: "Why do we still listen to this guy? Aren't we promoted to escape his clutches?"

Dog Roll approves: "Salmon."

Yi Gu Youtai didn't quite agree: "It's not that I've been promoted to a higher grade, Teacher Wutiao is no longer our teacher, and he has always taken good care of me."

"Yes, yes, yes." Wujo Satoru agreed with Yi Gu's words, and then said, "Then the first step in our upgrade mission is to go down from here."

other people:? ? ?

This caught off guard and started the upgrade task?No, they don't have upgrade quests.

Facing their questioning, Gojo Satoru said: "This is different from the past, and now I have the final say in the High School of Conjuration."

Everyone casts angry glances at someone.

But seriously began to consider how to go on.

Nagasaki Ye Qiangwei leaned over the edge and looked down, but saw nothing, and asked, "How deep is it?"

Gojo Satoru gave a precise number: "51 meters."

Fu Heihui: "So you really made it, didn't you?"

Gojo Satoru: "Hey."

A certain people's teacher jumped down first, and fell directly into the big pockets prepared by the people below.

Here I would like to mention that Xia Youjie (18-year-old version, hereinafter referred to as Xia Youjie, 27th version as the leader) made a wish in the Niulang chapter: a sack that can hold Wutiao Wu and Party B Yunhe.

Items can be taken out in an instant, and Gojo Satoru is useless even if he has six eyes.

The leader who has not reached an agreement with them showed a smile: "You seem to be very skilled."

Yun He thought he was surprised that "I" would do such a thing, and said in agreement: "A certain person looks black on the outside, but also black on the inside, he can do anything."

Leader: "This is very good."

Xia Youjie tore open the sack and said to Wutiao Wu, "Did you hear that, he said this is very good."

Gojo Satoru puffed up his face, squatted down and reached out to close the pocket himself.

Over there, Party B Yunhe called Huzhang Youren, asked the other party to let him out again, and said in a vicious voice: "Your teacher is in our hands now, you..."

Fu Heihui: "He is at your disposal, take him away, thank you, goodbye."

Then hung up the phone.

Yunhe: "Tsk tsk tsk."

Xia Youjie: "Tsk tsk tsk."

The only mature and stable leader present opened the sack, released the person, and then disappeared in the blink of an eye.

The people on the top of the pit were planning to go down in batches on Fu Heihui's feet, but in the blink of an eye, Fu Heihui disappeared.

Gojo Satoru tied Fu Heihui to a chair, and his movements were extremely quick.

Fu Heihui: "...you are all accomplices, there is no one kidnapped by another, right?"

Just know how to have fun! ! !

Yunhe denied: "At least I only thought about tying Xia Youjie."

Xia Youjie was also very innocent: "I only tied Wutiao Wu."

Gojo Satoru frankly admitted: "I want to join them myself."

benefit:"……"

Dirty adults!

At this moment, Party B's Yunhe called Hu Zhang Youren again, and before he could speak, the other party said: "The hands-free is already on."

"As expected of you, Mr. Huzhang, you will definitely have a bright future in the future." He praised, and then seamlessly switched the tone of the villain, "Fu Heihui is in our hands now, if you want us to release Pass him and jump right in."

In order to save classmate Fu Heihui who was brutally murdered, everyone knew that there was a pit ahead, but they jumped down without hesitation. ——The conjecture of classmate Knotweed.

The actual situation is:

Chanyuan Maki: "I'll count to three, and we'll dance together."

"3, 2, 1."

Otoko Yuta and Kojohito jumped down.

The two who plunged headfirst into Gojo Satoru's domain were rewarded with a set of chair ropes.

Party B Yunhe set up the lights, shook his head and sighed: "Students nowadays, the relationship between classmates is not sincere at all."

He had thought they would be better than their class.

In the absence of danger, it's half a catty.

Their class seemed worse, probably because there was no danger.

Yi Gu: "Mr. Yunhe... what are you going to do?"

Yunhe: "Do an interview."

He pointed to himself: "The one standing in front of you is a famous TV host of Tokyo TV."

Gojo Satoru: "What program?"

"Close to Science."

"Hahaha—" Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu laughed.

The leader also smiled: "You find a ghost and a group of conjurers to interview about science."

"This is the topic we need to study today—how to explain supernatural events scientifically. Don't be afraid to cheat. I can do post-editing and synthesis, so relax."

Professional hosts set the table, put up the sign, lights hit Gojo Satoru in the face, and a fight ensued as he tried to put the microphone in the opponent's mouth.

After accidentally beating Fu Heihui and releasing them to bite their dog, the two took a step back and sat back together.

Party B Yunhe began to ask questions to the interviewed suspect: "Mr. Gojo, did you make the huge pit in the suburbs of Tokyo?"

Gojo Satoru's blindfolded eyes revealed wisdom: "That's right, it's me."

Yunhe: "Then how did you do it?"

The other party began to gesture with both hands: "First this, then that, and then a perfect cylinder can be smashed out with a 'swoosh'."

"Please describe in detail."

Gojo Satoru immediately started to make gestures, and Fuguro Hui and Kojou Yuhito stretched out their hands to hold him down.

"Okay, in order to avoid secondary accidents, let's skip this link." The host said kindly, "Then how did you do it so well?"

He raised his finger and pointed to the prompt board on the back that said "100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, 10-kilometer long-distance running for more than 3 years, and absolutely no air conditioning".

However, the interviewee rejected the script and said directly: "It's natural, and others can't imitate it."

Yunhe: "Tsk."

Forget it, it's still post-synthesis.

"Then why did you suddenly do such a monstrous thing?"

"The one behind you told me to kill him."

The camera turned to the direction of the leader, but he couldn't take a picture of the other party, so he could only continue to rely on post-production synthesis.

The host who is proficient in programming didn't care about these details, and continued to interview: "Mr. Xia You, why did you let Mr. Wujo kill yourself?"

Leader: "I want to die cleanly."

Because there have been cases where conjurers became powerful curse spirits after death (two-faced sunuo), so since then, the corpses of conjurers have required special treatment.

Make sure that neither the curse spirit nor the curse spirit (probably the name for the ghost in the magic world) is produced.

However, Gojo Satoru probably didn't listen carefully in class, and hoped to give him a whole body, so he didn't take him away and hand him over to his family for disposal, nor sent him to be cremated, but buried him himself.

Then he was stolen by the long-watching Yansuo.According to the judging criteria of hell, this person is still alive, so even though consciousness can no longer dominate the body, it cannot be judged dead, and ghosts cannot be produced.

After the rope was gone, they cremated the person and reburied him in the Panxing Sect, and the other party's ghost transformation started again.

It may be because he was interrupted halfway, it took a long time this time, and he didn't regain consciousness until a few days ago, but no death came to take him away, he became a black household in the underworld, and could only float in the sun.

After the leader finished speaking, he sighed deeply and said, "But he can't kill me now."

Party B Yunhe: "Don't panic, my side job is the Lord of Hell, I can help you no matter how mature you want to die."

Gojo Satoru didn't speak, but took off his blindfold and gave him a small look.

Yunhe respects the old and loves the young to some extent, so he changed his words: "If you have any unfulfilled wishes in the world, this seat can also extend it for a period of time."

It wasn't that he refused to open the back door to persuade him to stay, but that the dead Xia You's situation was really special, and he couldn't get into the Shinigami account.

He himself probably hopes to die as soon as possible, or to accept punishment, but there is no punishment item in hell.

Sure enough, the leader shook his head after listening to his words: "He is very good, he has done much better than me."

The atmosphere gradually became gloomy and sensational, and Party B Yunhe couldn't take it anymore. He yelled "ka" and then patted the table and said, "Please respect the theme of our show and don't talk about 'ghosts'."

He wrote the script in a very short period of time: "In this way, Gojo Satoru will act in his true colors. As for you, the leader, you will play the role of Bai Yueguang, who died early in Gojo Satoru, and you will play the young clone. Hui Jun will play the cub of Bai Yueguang's family." , Polygonum cuspidatum enlightens the cub at home."

"As for the script, Gojo Satoru was distraught after killing Bai Yueguang with his own hands, and couldn't accept the fact that the other party was dead, so he made a clone of the other party's cells and let Jie take over Bai Yueguang's life... (five thousand are omitted below word dog blood plot)”

"Gojo Satoru smashed such a big hole in the ground yesterday because he was determined to bid farewell to the bad life now, and buried his best friend and double with his own hands. After mediation by the program team, he decided to let the double go for the sake of the children, but in the future I will take care of the baby by myself."

Everyone: "...yue"

Someone can always spoil the atmosphere.

It was really cold underground, so after a few words of nonsense, they went up with their equipment.

Others in the first and second grades are playing games online.

No worries about their safety at all.

Teacher Wutiao was very sad, and threw the tasks he saved to them respectively.

The only leader who really cared about the children hesitated for a long time, but followed Xia Youjie and Party B Yunhe to see Lailiang College very honestly.

It is a high school that seems to be playing very fancy on the surface.

Bosozoku is popular on this street, but at the top of the food chain are "headless horsemen", "blonde bartenders" and "information brokers".

The three giants in Bosozoku are two DKs and one JK who are easy to get along with.

Compared to Xia Youjie, who was worried about getting too messy, the leader approved of this configuration: "It should be quite appropriate."

That's how it was decided.

In the next few days, Yifang Yunhe visited the Conjuration High School again, and put on the school uniform stolen from Otoko Yuta, performed Saitama's daily exercise, and personally proved that human power is actually infinite of.

He had actually suspected it for a long time. When the system set him up, he copied Saitama's character set.

If that was the case, he would have to thank the other party for giving him a handsome face and thick flowing hair.