Hairball Office
Chapter 18 Hairballs
Xiao Pangdun's mind is very confused now, he doesn't know if this great immortal is the survivor of that clan, he is very afraid, this great immortal is very powerful, he doesn't know if several elders can join forces to stop it.He remembered that they clearly sealed all the Vipers, did they escape?But it is impossible for the elders not to notice such a strong guy.The more the little fat pier thought about it, the paler his face became. This was no longer a matter of his own life. Zhulong couldn't take it anymore seeing the little monster whose complexion was getting worse and worse.
"Four-tailed rat shark."
Originally, Zhulong just wanted to stop this little thing's wild thoughts, he needed to confirm as soon as possible whether this little thing was the one he knew, and if it was, then he would be a necessary tool for him to unlock the seal.From the beginning to the end, Zhulong never thought that if the little fat pier is not, this little thing must be.
But it seems to have the opposite effect...
He didn't expect this little thing to be so timid, and he felt that he had never been so patient as he is now.
I don't know how lucky I am, but this time I was really scared. This great fairy actually knows about the four-tailed rat shark. You must know that the four-tailed rat shark is their ancestor. Years ago.
I heard from the elders that the ancestor lived in a volcano all year round, and was affected by the chemistry of the volcanic ash and the minerals in the volcano, which caused the ancestor to become a violent poison.Because he couldn't control the spread of his own poisonous gas, the vegetation around him was withered and lifeless for a hundred miles.And every year when the ancestor hibernates in the volcano, his snoring will also cause violent shocks of highly toxic gases, which will cause the volcano to erupt, and the final result is a barren.
Except for the monsters of the old ancestor's era, only the descendants of the old ancestor knew about it. It is impossible for other ethnic groups to know such a long time ago. The most important thing is that the complete group of the four-tailed rat shark has disappeared. !
The war of the ancient great immortals lasted for hundreds of years, and finally the side of the ancestors was defeated. Many monsters thought of various methods in order to keep their descendants alive, and their ancestors' method was to force themselves Cut into two halves, one half belonged to their clan of tailed rats, and the other half belonged to their clan of snakes.Xiao Pangdun shook his claws silently, if the one in front of him was really a disaster caused by the snake, then he must not die, and he must be sealed again.
"Answer." The cold voice came, as if piercing through the bones, the little fat pier who was still making up his mind just now was instantly frozen, and his head couldn't think anymore, so it was a conditioned reflex - yes.After saying this, the little fat pier completely turned into a sculpture.
He said it, he actually said it!What to do, will he eat himself after he uses it up? What about a seal? No, no, I’m still useful to him, so he probably won’t eat me, but what if it’s used up?That is edible.No, ah, it’s not right, if he is a viper, then he just wants to eat me, what should I do, I’m going to die, I’m going to die, Great Elder, Xiao Zhi made a mistake, Xiao Zhi shouldn’t learn from it Sealing Technique ran out for a walk, woo woo woo, Great Elder——
Zhulong looked at the little thing at his feet, his eyes were already steaming, he looked like he was about to cry, and he didn't know what he was thinking about.Anyway, that's not in his consideration. What he needs is the unblocking ability of this little guy. It really doesn't feel good to be hanging by himself. His spiritual knowledge is forcibly scattered, and he is seriously lacking in spiritual power. His power is probably less than One tenth, he must quickly find his other two spiritual senses.
"Wait."
After Master Zhulong finished speaking, he turned around handsomely and entered the room. Did he already regard Mo Yi's house as his den? To be precise, he regarded Mo Yi's bedroom as his den. Look at that familiar man Appearance, hey.
And the lonely and remorseful chubby who was left behind could only squat in the corner silently in fear, well, there is no silent, obvious fear, and the inability to move up to now is the most sufficient evidence!With a click, the front door opened, and a face that was clearly beaming with joy formed a stark contrast with the little chubby man. It was said that people are more angry than others, and this person is more strange than angry.
As soon as Mo Yi got home, he saw the little chubby sitting motionless in the corner, his eyes were wide open, but he didn't move at all, could it be——
Mo Yi didn't dare to think about it anymore. He didn't know why Zhulong took this little guy away. He thought that with such a little spiritual power as the little fat pier, he would definitely look down on him, but he looked at him without moving. Little Fatty, he felt that he was wrong, what's wrong with the lack of spiritual power, no matter how little it is, it is still spiritual power.
Mo also stepped forward and clasped his hands together. "Little Fatty, it's not that I didn't save you at the time. I couldn't protect myself. You must know that the Great God Candle Dragon is an existence against the sky. Don't worry, I will bury you well. I hope you will not be like this in your next life." Unlucky, Nanmo Amitabha."
When Xiao Pangdun heard this, he was not happy. Although he was not far from death, it was not so fast. It would be better to live a little longer.Ah, by the way, what did that human being say just now, God Candle Dragon?What!Candle Dragon!The little fat man jumped up suddenly, and now it was Mo Yi's turn to be frightened.
What-how-what's going on, is this the rhythm of suddenly cheating corpses, he doesn't know that scaring people can scare people to death, let alone you are a little monster, okay?
He patted his chest, calm and calm, why must he be calm, why don't he care about the fat man.After calming down, Mo Yi's head became much clearer, and he squinted his eyes at the little fat pier, hum, this little thing is quite smart, and he even knows how to play dead.
This really can't be blamed on Mo Yi, the chubby guy looks so unlucky, but fortunately he is lying upside down pretending to be dead, normal people would think that guy is dead.
And just when Mo Yi was still sighing that this little thing is not a fool, suddenly a white light "swipe" and flew past his eyes, and then there was a "bang" in his ear.Looking in the direction of the sound, ah, the little fat pier hit the door, huh?What is he going to do, tsk, could it be that he was frightened silly when he heard the word Zhulong just now, and now he is looking for death?
Mo Yi didn't know if he was thinking right or not, he only knew that this little chubby guy had been banging on the door, squeaking while bumping, how miserable the situation was.
Ever since, Mo Yi couldn't stop thinking wildly, he guessed that during his absence, something must have happened to these two guys, and the little guy must have provoked Zhulong, um, um, so it seems—— ——Mo Yi's another deduction came out, this little chubby prick is apologizing for death!
And the truth is—
"Master Candle Dragon, I don't know if it's my lord, I—I—I can break your seal, please don't eat me, really, my lord, please don't eat me, my lord—Master Torch Dragon— —.”
. ...the following loop
Finally, when Mo Yi couldn't stand the continuation of this tragic plot, in fact, his ears couldn't bear the sharp noise, and when he went to knock on the door, Zhulong just opened the door.
Zhulong actually didn't want to open the door at all, but he really couldn't stand such a thing yelling outside, he had never seen such a noisy thing.
He really wanted to kill this thing right away. In fact, he had already done so. As soon as the door opened, Zhulong raised his hand without looking at it. Mo Yi, who was about to knock on the door, glanced at his feet, and followed A beautiful arc appeared, followed by a shrill cry.
Zhulong's blow was really ruthless. Looking at the twitching little guy, Mo Yi knew that this little thing was in danger. Although he was scared to death, he rushed up immediately.Between the dying chubby pier and the hostile candle dragon, there was a pillar of a person. This person was really the Mo Yi who was scared to death.
Hey, everyone knows that once his head gets hot, his actions become chaotic, and he doesn't know what he's doing, let alone Mo Yi, who has had his head hot for countless times.
The result is that Mo Yi was frightened by himself. Obviously, the one in front of him is a door, why did he suddenly become the face of Zhulong God? Why do I still open my arms? the front!God, I want to turn back time, I'd better let Lao Tzu remake it!
Zhulong was planning to continue kicking that thing to death, although this little thing is still useful to him, but now he just finds him annoying, so he wants to eliminate the source of noise.
But now suddenly there is an extra human pillar, and the foot has been kicked out. In desperation, Zhulong had no choice but to deflect his foot by a few centimeters.It's okay for that little thing to die, but it's not okay for this one, at least not for now.
Glancing angrily at the human pillar with his eyes closed, he was obviously sweating in fear, and rushed to the middle. Zhulong didn't understand, and he didn't want to understand, but there was no doubt that Mo Yi's actions were right this time, this little guy After all, there is still some use, so keep it.
"Don't bother me."
After Zhulong finished speaking, he closed the door with a "snap", Mo Yi finally dared to open his eyes, oh my god, I was so scared to death.Damn, why does I always do such stupid things? It's really cheap. Thank God, thank the Virgin Mary, thank Buddha, and thank you Yama for your old dislike.
Huh——The lower respiratory tract finally returned to normal. When it was normal, the person relaxed, and as soon as he relaxed, he sat down on the ground.The hand is soft to the touch, ah, so soft.Um?ah!Mo Yi finally remembered the culprit who harmed him, wasn't it the soft thing at hand.
"Damn mouse, don't pretend to be dead. Listen, you will work hard for me from now on. If the work is not heavy, just clean this house well. I saved your life anyway. It's not too much." Well, Mo Yi That was the plan from the beginning, but now there is a better excuse.Looking at the little fat man who was still twitching, Mo Yi regretted a little, should I tell him later that it seems unethical to pick this point?
Cough cough, forget it, anyway, I said it anyway, little guy, accept your fate, anyway, that's what you usually do, do it well.
Mo Yi, who had only walked a few steps, paused, took a few steps back awkwardly, glanced at the pitiful and dying little fat pier lying there, and finally walked over, picked up the small thing, and dialed numbers.
"Hey, phoenix, I have a little guy who was injured by the candle dragon, come and see if there is any left."
The little chubby in his arms was depressed, this human being is so strange, why did he curse me to death again, he cursed me to death just now, but he ran out to save me by himself, what is he cursing me for?Little Fatty's IQ is not enough. Human thinking is really too strange and complicated to understand.
ah!Could it be that he is afraid that no one will clean the house for him when I die? Hmph, sure enough, what the Great Elder said is correct, human beings are ugly, and the little fat man just scorned and scolded Mo Yi in his heart, completely forgetting that he just rescued Mo Yi. His daredevil is the guy he's despising.
hiss - whirr - whirr - pain
Little Fatty is sad, it hurts!The little guy who was in pain began to lament his life.By the way, he didn't do anything bad, he really kept his duty, how could he be so unlucky to encounter such a thing.Could it be that the curse of human beings for so many years has finally taken effect, so it means that he has begun to evolve into a "broom star"?No, this, the more the little fat pier thought about it, the more sad he became, and the tears fell straight down.
Mo Yi, who was hugging the little chubby, suddenly felt that his arms seemed to be wet. Looking down, it turned out that the little guy was crying. Thinking about it, it was true. It was going well, but suddenly encountered such an incident today. I almost lost my own life, it's normal to be sad.
A certain person completely forgot that he seemed to have mixed it up too, just who told the little fat man to work obediently, alas, poor little fat man.
The author has something to say:
(Cute Little Theater)
- candle one!How many times do I have to say it, don't scare people casually!
-I don't
--you have not?Why was that little chubby lying on the ground convulsing and foaming? ? ?
- he is sick
——If you are sick, you will not be sick if you don’t perform gong casually
- i didn't work
——Didn't you put pressure on him just now?you liar
— Really not, you can ask him if you don’t believe me
- How dare he say no!
- dare not - but i really didn't
——Enough, you sleep on the sofa today!
——! ! ! ! ! ! ——
—I was wrong, I will definitely not release coercion casually next time—you!Um?Uh--, (Do you dare not to turn into a childish appearance every time you do something wrong--,)
— Mo Yi, don’t sleep on the sofa (hold tight to your thighs!)
- Hey, that's all
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——Master, you forgot Xiaozhi...
"Four-tailed rat shark."
Originally, Zhulong just wanted to stop this little thing's wild thoughts, he needed to confirm as soon as possible whether this little thing was the one he knew, and if it was, then he would be a necessary tool for him to unlock the seal.From the beginning to the end, Zhulong never thought that if the little fat pier is not, this little thing must be.
But it seems to have the opposite effect...
He didn't expect this little thing to be so timid, and he felt that he had never been so patient as he is now.
I don't know how lucky I am, but this time I was really scared. This great fairy actually knows about the four-tailed rat shark. You must know that the four-tailed rat shark is their ancestor. Years ago.
I heard from the elders that the ancestor lived in a volcano all year round, and was affected by the chemistry of the volcanic ash and the minerals in the volcano, which caused the ancestor to become a violent poison.Because he couldn't control the spread of his own poisonous gas, the vegetation around him was withered and lifeless for a hundred miles.And every year when the ancestor hibernates in the volcano, his snoring will also cause violent shocks of highly toxic gases, which will cause the volcano to erupt, and the final result is a barren.
Except for the monsters of the old ancestor's era, only the descendants of the old ancestor knew about it. It is impossible for other ethnic groups to know such a long time ago. The most important thing is that the complete group of the four-tailed rat shark has disappeared. !
The war of the ancient great immortals lasted for hundreds of years, and finally the side of the ancestors was defeated. Many monsters thought of various methods in order to keep their descendants alive, and their ancestors' method was to force themselves Cut into two halves, one half belonged to their clan of tailed rats, and the other half belonged to their clan of snakes.Xiao Pangdun shook his claws silently, if the one in front of him was really a disaster caused by the snake, then he must not die, and he must be sealed again.
"Answer." The cold voice came, as if piercing through the bones, the little fat pier who was still making up his mind just now was instantly frozen, and his head couldn't think anymore, so it was a conditioned reflex - yes.After saying this, the little fat pier completely turned into a sculpture.
He said it, he actually said it!What to do, will he eat himself after he uses it up? What about a seal? No, no, I’m still useful to him, so he probably won’t eat me, but what if it’s used up?That is edible.No, ah, it’s not right, if he is a viper, then he just wants to eat me, what should I do, I’m going to die, I’m going to die, Great Elder, Xiao Zhi made a mistake, Xiao Zhi shouldn’t learn from it Sealing Technique ran out for a walk, woo woo woo, Great Elder——
Zhulong looked at the little thing at his feet, his eyes were already steaming, he looked like he was about to cry, and he didn't know what he was thinking about.Anyway, that's not in his consideration. What he needs is the unblocking ability of this little guy. It really doesn't feel good to be hanging by himself. His spiritual knowledge is forcibly scattered, and he is seriously lacking in spiritual power. His power is probably less than One tenth, he must quickly find his other two spiritual senses.
"Wait."
After Master Zhulong finished speaking, he turned around handsomely and entered the room. Did he already regard Mo Yi's house as his den? To be precise, he regarded Mo Yi's bedroom as his den. Look at that familiar man Appearance, hey.
And the lonely and remorseful chubby who was left behind could only squat in the corner silently in fear, well, there is no silent, obvious fear, and the inability to move up to now is the most sufficient evidence!With a click, the front door opened, and a face that was clearly beaming with joy formed a stark contrast with the little chubby man. It was said that people are more angry than others, and this person is more strange than angry.
As soon as Mo Yi got home, he saw the little chubby sitting motionless in the corner, his eyes were wide open, but he didn't move at all, could it be——
Mo Yi didn't dare to think about it anymore. He didn't know why Zhulong took this little guy away. He thought that with such a little spiritual power as the little fat pier, he would definitely look down on him, but he looked at him without moving. Little Fatty, he felt that he was wrong, what's wrong with the lack of spiritual power, no matter how little it is, it is still spiritual power.
Mo also stepped forward and clasped his hands together. "Little Fatty, it's not that I didn't save you at the time. I couldn't protect myself. You must know that the Great God Candle Dragon is an existence against the sky. Don't worry, I will bury you well. I hope you will not be like this in your next life." Unlucky, Nanmo Amitabha."
When Xiao Pangdun heard this, he was not happy. Although he was not far from death, it was not so fast. It would be better to live a little longer.Ah, by the way, what did that human being say just now, God Candle Dragon?What!Candle Dragon!The little fat man jumped up suddenly, and now it was Mo Yi's turn to be frightened.
What-how-what's going on, is this the rhythm of suddenly cheating corpses, he doesn't know that scaring people can scare people to death, let alone you are a little monster, okay?
He patted his chest, calm and calm, why must he be calm, why don't he care about the fat man.After calming down, Mo Yi's head became much clearer, and he squinted his eyes at the little fat pier, hum, this little thing is quite smart, and he even knows how to play dead.
This really can't be blamed on Mo Yi, the chubby guy looks so unlucky, but fortunately he is lying upside down pretending to be dead, normal people would think that guy is dead.
And just when Mo Yi was still sighing that this little thing is not a fool, suddenly a white light "swipe" and flew past his eyes, and then there was a "bang" in his ear.Looking in the direction of the sound, ah, the little fat pier hit the door, huh?What is he going to do, tsk, could it be that he was frightened silly when he heard the word Zhulong just now, and now he is looking for death?
Mo Yi didn't know if he was thinking right or not, he only knew that this little chubby guy had been banging on the door, squeaking while bumping, how miserable the situation was.
Ever since, Mo Yi couldn't stop thinking wildly, he guessed that during his absence, something must have happened to these two guys, and the little guy must have provoked Zhulong, um, um, so it seems—— ——Mo Yi's another deduction came out, this little chubby prick is apologizing for death!
And the truth is—
"Master Candle Dragon, I don't know if it's my lord, I—I—I can break your seal, please don't eat me, really, my lord, please don't eat me, my lord—Master Torch Dragon— —.”
. ...the following loop
Finally, when Mo Yi couldn't stand the continuation of this tragic plot, in fact, his ears couldn't bear the sharp noise, and when he went to knock on the door, Zhulong just opened the door.
Zhulong actually didn't want to open the door at all, but he really couldn't stand such a thing yelling outside, he had never seen such a noisy thing.
He really wanted to kill this thing right away. In fact, he had already done so. As soon as the door opened, Zhulong raised his hand without looking at it. Mo Yi, who was about to knock on the door, glanced at his feet, and followed A beautiful arc appeared, followed by a shrill cry.
Zhulong's blow was really ruthless. Looking at the twitching little guy, Mo Yi knew that this little thing was in danger. Although he was scared to death, he rushed up immediately.Between the dying chubby pier and the hostile candle dragon, there was a pillar of a person. This person was really the Mo Yi who was scared to death.
Hey, everyone knows that once his head gets hot, his actions become chaotic, and he doesn't know what he's doing, let alone Mo Yi, who has had his head hot for countless times.
The result is that Mo Yi was frightened by himself. Obviously, the one in front of him is a door, why did he suddenly become the face of Zhulong God? Why do I still open my arms? the front!God, I want to turn back time, I'd better let Lao Tzu remake it!
Zhulong was planning to continue kicking that thing to death, although this little thing is still useful to him, but now he just finds him annoying, so he wants to eliminate the source of noise.
But now suddenly there is an extra human pillar, and the foot has been kicked out. In desperation, Zhulong had no choice but to deflect his foot by a few centimeters.It's okay for that little thing to die, but it's not okay for this one, at least not for now.
Glancing angrily at the human pillar with his eyes closed, he was obviously sweating in fear, and rushed to the middle. Zhulong didn't understand, and he didn't want to understand, but there was no doubt that Mo Yi's actions were right this time, this little guy After all, there is still some use, so keep it.
"Don't bother me."
After Zhulong finished speaking, he closed the door with a "snap", Mo Yi finally dared to open his eyes, oh my god, I was so scared to death.Damn, why does I always do such stupid things? It's really cheap. Thank God, thank the Virgin Mary, thank Buddha, and thank you Yama for your old dislike.
Huh——The lower respiratory tract finally returned to normal. When it was normal, the person relaxed, and as soon as he relaxed, he sat down on the ground.The hand is soft to the touch, ah, so soft.Um?ah!Mo Yi finally remembered the culprit who harmed him, wasn't it the soft thing at hand.
"Damn mouse, don't pretend to be dead. Listen, you will work hard for me from now on. If the work is not heavy, just clean this house well. I saved your life anyway. It's not too much." Well, Mo Yi That was the plan from the beginning, but now there is a better excuse.Looking at the little fat man who was still twitching, Mo Yi regretted a little, should I tell him later that it seems unethical to pick this point?
Cough cough, forget it, anyway, I said it anyway, little guy, accept your fate, anyway, that's what you usually do, do it well.
Mo Yi, who had only walked a few steps, paused, took a few steps back awkwardly, glanced at the pitiful and dying little fat pier lying there, and finally walked over, picked up the small thing, and dialed numbers.
"Hey, phoenix, I have a little guy who was injured by the candle dragon, come and see if there is any left."
The little chubby in his arms was depressed, this human being is so strange, why did he curse me to death again, he cursed me to death just now, but he ran out to save me by himself, what is he cursing me for?Little Fatty's IQ is not enough. Human thinking is really too strange and complicated to understand.
ah!Could it be that he is afraid that no one will clean the house for him when I die? Hmph, sure enough, what the Great Elder said is correct, human beings are ugly, and the little fat man just scorned and scolded Mo Yi in his heart, completely forgetting that he just rescued Mo Yi. His daredevil is the guy he's despising.
hiss - whirr - whirr - pain
Little Fatty is sad, it hurts!The little guy who was in pain began to lament his life.By the way, he didn't do anything bad, he really kept his duty, how could he be so unlucky to encounter such a thing.Could it be that the curse of human beings for so many years has finally taken effect, so it means that he has begun to evolve into a "broom star"?No, this, the more the little fat pier thought about it, the more sad he became, and the tears fell straight down.
Mo Yi, who was hugging the little chubby, suddenly felt that his arms seemed to be wet. Looking down, it turned out that the little guy was crying. Thinking about it, it was true. It was going well, but suddenly encountered such an incident today. I almost lost my own life, it's normal to be sad.
A certain person completely forgot that he seemed to have mixed it up too, just who told the little fat man to work obediently, alas, poor little fat man.
The author has something to say:
(Cute Little Theater)
- candle one!How many times do I have to say it, don't scare people casually!
-I don't
--you have not?Why was that little chubby lying on the ground convulsing and foaming? ? ?
- he is sick
——If you are sick, you will not be sick if you don’t perform gong casually
- i didn't work
——Didn't you put pressure on him just now?you liar
— Really not, you can ask him if you don’t believe me
- How dare he say no!
- dare not - but i really didn't
——Enough, you sleep on the sofa today!
——! ! ! ! ! ! ——
—I was wrong, I will definitely not release coercion casually next time—you!Um?Uh--, (Do you dare not to turn into a childish appearance every time you do something wrong--,)
— Mo Yi, don’t sleep on the sofa (hold tight to your thighs!)
- Hey, that's all
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——Master, you forgot Xiaozhi...
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