Marry an NPC if your EQ is low

Li Meng said: "If you know the answer, answer it. If there is anything you are not sure about."

Wang Tuantuan looked at Li Meng with a look of "you are old and useless" and said, "Think about the fill-in-the-blank questions you answered."

If it is a math question, everything from the name of the unit in elementary school to the opening and closing of the interval in middle school can kill you; if it is an English question, it is necessary to rotate the singular and plural tenses and voices again; after wrong answers to questions about literature and history The teacher has always said: "Hehe, you said the meaning is right? What do you mean the meaning is right?" After finally getting to college, the calculus teaching assistant will give you the final blow: "Written clearly on convergence and divergence, don't think that You can fool it by writing a ghostly talisman, and you will always be wrong!"

Sphinx is so reasonable, it gives you an interview, as long as you answer "person", it is correct; in contrast to the unreasonable and cruel ruthlessness of the mountain wall at this time, it actually has a written test, and all written tests mean "there is only one correct answer" .

Wang Tuantuan knew the answer to this crossword puzzle, but he didn't know the correct way to write the answer.She will constantly struggle: whether to underline, whether to add brackets, whether to write traditional or simplified or pinyin...won't it be represented by pictures?But there is no standard for the pattern. Could it be writing pictographs... This kind of mentality is generally called exam obsessive-compulsive disorder.

Li Meng silently stood in front of the mountain wall with an air of swallowing mountains and rivers, and said in a deep voice, "Tell me the answer, and let me fight with the dignity of a retired liberal arts student!"

Wang Tuantuan: "Bald."

Li Meng: "What?"

"Bald," Wang Tuantuan repeated, explaining, "Due to a typographical problem, the original sentence of this sentence has been disrupted. It should have been 'sunset/fragrance residue/wash away the mortal heart a little'. 'The sun' falls behind,'" "Xiang" will be crippled and become "he"; wash away the "fan" heart a little, it will be "ji", and the combination of "he" and "ji" will be "bald".

The few people watching suddenly realized.Li Meng wrote the word "bald" with her fingertips on the blank space at the bottom of the mountain wall.

Zhou Huahua's face was full of anger: "I won't talk about Fangzheng's young round body, what's the matter without leaving any trace?"

Li Meng felt that the dignity of his retired liberal arts student had been challenged, so he stood up and gave way: "Youyouup."

Zhou Huahua shook her head meanly, with a look like you are coming to bite me: "Nooup."

Everyone realized that guessing the crossword puzzle was actually only the first step, and leaving even marks on this mountain wall of unknown material was the second step.It is not difficult to leave traces, just condense the immortal energy on the fingertips, but writing this word requires a more precise control of power, and no one in the team is sure to try it.

Ji Han thought he couldn't do it, and subconsciously turned to look at his master.

With black eyebrows and thin lips, straight nose bridge, face as clean as jade, and body as loose as a pine tree, when his master stood still and didn't speak, he really looked like a Qinglingling fairy.

So you can't just judge people by their appearance, he thought silently in his heart.

Sensing his gaze, Bai Xiaoyi suddenly turned his head: "Han'er, let's try it."

Ji Han shook his head quickly: "I..." No way.Before he could say the last two words, he felt a gentle force pushing him directly to the mountain wall.

He turned around in astonishment, and saw his master gently saying to everyone: "Ji Han said he could try it."

The crowd applauded.

Ji Han was forced to bend down and put his right index finger on the blank space on the mountain wall, and he heard Bai Xiaoyi's voice in his ears: "Mentally recite the formula to condense the immortal power to the fingertips."

Ji Han closed his eyes and did as he was told. After a while, he felt his fingertips feel cold, and when he opened his eyes, he saw a hazy white light on his fingertips.Most people will feel warm when they feel their own celestial power, but Ji Han and Bai Xiaoyi are in the same line, so the celestial power also has a cold meaning.

The place touched by the white light was sunken visible to the naked eye, and Ji Han felt as if his hand was being held by an invisible hand as he walked downstream. He could only cling to and follow, but he felt like a fish in water, feeling natural and comfortable. .That kind of feeling is very subtle, just like when you were writing in the soil when you were a child, an adult suddenly came to hold your hand, help you control the strength and direction, and teach you to write beautiful words. After writing the words, the feeling of writing is long Keep it in your heart.

His master was teaching him how to control his strength. If Ji Han felt it, he turned around, only to see Zhou Huahua's shocked and bewildered face.She stared blankly at Ji Han: "...When did you learn to write Xingkai? It's almost as fast as Wang Xizhi..."

Ji Han was quick to wit: "I think I triggered the game's built-in completion system." He looked at Zhou Huahua sincerely with a "trust me, I won't hurt you" expression.

Zhou Huahua didn't pursue further, because the mountain wall suddenly became translucent and disappeared in front of everyone.There were two forks ahead.

Zeng Ba took out the compass, calculated it as it was, and then pointed to the right: "Go this way!"

Everyone silently turned their heads and walked to the left.

Ji Han took the opportunity to run back to Bai Xiaoyi's side. After deliberating for 5 minutes, he finally took a deep breath and whispered, "Thank you, Master."

Bai Xiaoyi turned his head to look at him: "It's nothing, you are my apprentice."

He glanced at Ji Han again, and said unhurriedly: "You guys went the wrong way again, this time that kid was right."

Ji Han tightly grasped his master's sleeve, looking at the road behind them that disappeared after they walked, his mood was indescribable: "Master, can you speak earlier next time?"

Bai Xiaoyi looked at the little apprentice's slightly distorted face, lowered his head and smiled silently: "Don't think so much before speaking next time, I probably have a chance to speak earlier."

"Follow Master, no matter what you say, just say it straight."

Ji Han silently reflected: Could it be that his master found out when he was a slanderer and couldn't just look at his appearance?can't you?

The road twists and turns, but there are no obstacles. At the end, there is a verdant courtyard. The exotic flowers and plants are dazzling, luxuriant and miscellaneous, the leaves are wide and shiny, and the color is dark green.The courtyard is vast and flat, and there is green everywhere, and the green grass is where you step.

Yu Hao, who was the first to walk in front, suddenly exclaimed: "Big dick!"

Zhou Huahua, who was following behind, looked at the blue-green peacock in front of her incredulously: "Big dick...I've wronged you..."

The peacocks didn't look sideways, and the birds didn't bother them. They jumped to a short tree aside, grabbed something from the low-hanging branches and began to eat.

This time, Ji Han noticed that there were many plants in the yard that he had never seen in real life, such as the extremely short "tree" in front of him, whose lowest branches were only ankle-high.

Yu Hao, who had been staring at their big chicken, suddenly pointed at the peacock eating on the ground and asked loudly: "Peacocks eat meat?!"

Looking carefully, on the grass, the food constantly being pecked by the peacocks is a small piece of red and white meat dripping with fresh juice.

Wang Tuantuan calmly walked over and knelt down to look at the peacock that ate raw flesh, and nodded: "Most people now think that peacocks are omnivorous, but in many myths and legends, peacocks are described as a fierce bird that likes to eat people. There is a saying that the peacock is revered as the mother of the Buddha, the Great Ming Bodhisattva, but it actually swallowed the Buddha by mistake, and later the Buddha broke the peacock's belly and came out. Because of the section of breaking the belly, the peacock is revered as the mother. "

All the fields are quiet, a strong wind blows through the courtyard, rustling the branches and leaves.Ji Han followed the wind and looked, but saw bloody fresh meat hanging on the branches of countless trees!Most of them are hidden in the dense branches and leaves, and only the tip of the iceberg is exposed when the wind blows away a little green.

According to legend, Shang Zhou had no way, so he built wine pools and meat forests for pleasure.No matter how cruel and tyrannical King Zhou was, he was still a human being when he exploited the people.At least he built a cooked meat forest.

This was the first time Ji Han and the others saw the so-called "meat forest", the raw meat forest.Behind this emerald kingdom, there are endless bloody animals, and the quiet beauty of the green leaves can't hide the hell of killing.

The wind brought away the smell of strangers, the branches and leaves swayed, one, two, three... two big chickens that couldn't be counted on hands quietly appeared, and pairs of bright and faint eyes like mung beans quietly looked at the chickens. incoming outsiders.