On how to contain anomalous objects

Elijah coughed violently. For the time being, he ignored his chaotic and drowsy brain, but propped up the broken stone slab beside him and spit out a large puddle of dirty seawater with a wow.The white-haired boy immediately jumped up in disgust, stepped back a few steps, and watched the man vomit until he even spit out bile.

...So weak, I feel like I can't even raise hostility.

Xia Youjie, who was rubbing the curse spirit over there, also came over. He looked at the young man who was sitting slumped in the ruins, his body was soaked and wet: "Wu, what's going on, didn't the venue be cleared just now?" ?”

When exorcising the curse spirit, there seems to be no place for water here.

"Who knows, it's probably because this guy is not human." The white-haired boy in a college uniform curled his lips, put his hands in his pockets and kicked the other person lightly: "Hey, you haven't answered me yet." , don’t talk about beating you, okay?”

"Don't do anything first, ask clearly before talking about anything else." Xia Youjie didn't doubt the other party's judgment, but still instinctively stopped his best friend.

...Maybe it's because this person looks so pitiful, especially when he was kicked by Wu, the emotions in those gentle and beautiful amber eyes even made him startled, and moved away subconsciously. out of sight.

"Huh? I didn't try too hard. If I did, it would have died already, okay?" From Xia Youjie's understanding of his best friend, he knew that this guy was definitely a little guilty, but this person still pointed at him stubbornly. Fired the cannon to cover up his embarrassment: "Jie, what are you pretending to be a good person here!"

Knowing the virtues of the other party, Xia Youjie still couldn't help showing a few veins on his forehead: "...Do you still want to fight again?"

The immature child's eyes lit up immediately: "Come on, come on, who is afraid of you."

Elijah was still coughing, his lungs were in severe pain like bursting, his drowsy mind gradually became clear, and the information from the surroundings began to be sorted out by the brain, as if the kiss was still protecting him gently .

When the suspected young version of the teacher was talking to him, he didn't have the strength to answer at all. He didn't instinctively look up until he was kicked lightly by the other party. When his heart caught those extremely familiar eyes, he violently He twitched for a moment, but relaxed at the moment he realized that this person was not his teacher.

Because of this, he missed the unnaturalness that flashed across the other's face.

But soon the young teacher from another world and the monk stopped arguing. One of them stood not far away indignantly, looking up at the sky with his arms around his chest, muttering something; Hand him a tissue.

"Clean it up, you don't look too good." Xia Youjie knelt down and approached the strange man with a calm and friendly tone.If this person hadn't always maintained the posture that was the easiest to attack, Elijah would have thought that the other person was a gentle and kind-hearted old man.

"Thank you." Elijah took the tissue, but rejected the supporting hand.He barely staggered to his feet, clutching his chest and coughing from time to time.

Are the world lines overlapping?Elijah thought with a wry smile, he was almost drowned when he first met the teacher, and now he was almost drowned when he saw the teacher from another world.

"Jay—"

Gojo Satoru over there stretched out his voice impatiently: "Hurry up and get rid of it, the dessert shop I really want to eat is almost closing!"

Xia Youjie sighed helplessly, he smiled gently, and calmly looked at this soft and handsome mixed-race man, who seemed to be almost non-aggressive: "You heard it too, I realized that guy is super headstrong, I don't care about him either method...so you'd better cooperate with our work, you have no choice anyway."

His tone was calm, but the deterrent murderous aura around him could hardly be concealed.

"...What do you want to know?" Elijah lowered his eyes and asked him docilely.

Xia Youjie smiled: "First, your name..."

"It's so annoying, how many times do I have to repeat it?" Wujo Wujo, who was still kicking stones not far away, suddenly appeared in front of the two of them. He was very close to Elijah, even snow-white His eyelashes could be seen clearly: "You, what are you?"

The six brilliant eyes behind the pair of sunglasses shone with inorganic cold light, scanning the soft white substance sharply like a searchlight.

"If you are not human, is it a special curse spirit? I advise you to admit that I can reincarnate you earlier, don't procrastinate-hey, wait, you are blushing!" Slowly opened the eyes behind the sunglasses, stared at the reddish ear tips of the other party, and said in a stiff voice, "I know I'm handsome, but I don't care about sex!"

Elijah:"……"

With a headache, Xia Youjie pushed away his best friend's big face that was about to get closer to others: "Shut up, you are so close and ask why people are blushing. When will you bastard learn what social distance is."

Elijah just wanted to sigh. The troubles of different worlds and returning methods were all messed up by these two people: "...I am not a curse spirit, but I am not completely human. You can treat me as a human being." It doesn't matter if you treat me as a human being or not."

The expression on Gojo Satoru's face disappeared: "Are you twisting your tongue? What's the difference between that and not saying anything?" He began to move his wrist: "Sure enough, let's beat him up first, and he will say everything after a beat up."

"...wait a minute." Xia Youjie suddenly reached out his hand to stop his best friend who was eager to try, frowning and looking at the wrinkled black clothes on the other side, even with salt particles on the surface.

Just now the other party was sitting in the shadows and couldn't see clearly, but now under the sunlight, this person was clearly wearing a high school uniform - although he didn't know what he had gone through to become tattered, Xia Youjie could recognize it. It can be said that he loves the school deeply, Ye Mozhengdao knew it and was moved to tears: "Are you also a student of Tokyo Curse High?"

Elijah: "...well."

Russian youths don’t want to reveal too much. Excessive interference in the historical process of an unfamiliar time and space is a taboo for time travelers. Whether history will correct itself or directly create a parallel world at a major turning point is still debated between the two genres, but Elijah does not He is unwilling to test the bottom line of the world's tolerance for him.

He didn't dare to gamble, and he couldn't gamble. The only thing he wanted to do now was to go back to another world. No matter how familiar the Gojo Satoru in front of him was, he wasn't his teacher.

...And this guy deserves a lot more beatings than his teacher, even a good-tempered Elijah has the urge to beat someone up.

Two voices sounded at the same time.

"Huh? You're so weak that you're also a magician?"

"Could it be the seniors in the third and fourth grades?"

Elijah was expressionless: "No, I have been expelled from school because I am too weak."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Xia Youjie: "..."

The logic is self-consistent!

In the end, the three of them sat in the dessert shop Gojo Satoru was clamoring to go to.

"I'm Xia Youjie, and he's Gojo Satoru. We're both second-year students of the Tokyo Magic College. How about you, senior?" Xia Youjie asked him with a smile, his manner impeccably polite.

Just listen to the talk about being expelled because he was too weak as a joke, and it would be a real fool to treat a guy who would be guarded by Gojo Wutiao as a weak chicken, and Xia Youjie is not a fool.

Gojo Satoru was in charge of eating a super-large ice cream and vaguely dismantling the situation for his best friend. He almost saw Elijah's toothache: "Jie, what can you introduce yourself, how can the magic world exist? Don't you know the two of us?" people."

"Elijah, Elijah Mikhailovich Smirnov." Elijah skillfully added, "Just call me Elijah."

Xia Youjie: "...Senior Elijah."

What a long name...Russian?He had never heard of such a number one person in the magic world.

Elijah propped his face up, leaning against a chair in the dessert shop, his warm eyes were drooping tiredly, and even his eyelashes were covered with a layer of white salt frost.He felt like he had a low-grade fever, his whole body was sticky, and he was stung by salt, just like a fish that was pickled in a can.

The embarrassed and tired young man sighed: "I'm not your senior, please don't call me that."

This man's yelling made him terrified, and he always felt that being called out would shorten his life.

"Okay, Mr. Elijah." Xia Youjie changed his address graciously: "Is Mr. Elijah no longer working in the magic world?"

"...Yes, I changed my career because I was too weak."

Elijah didn't want to talk to this guy who'd been running around in circles.His head hurts a lot, he just wants to find a hotel and get a good night's sleep, and set off to find Asakawa Town the next day, to see if the young boy Ze in this world can let him go home.

T002-1 is really tired now, and he doesn't have the strength to maintain his coherent manners, that is, for the sake of the teacher in another world, he left without standing up.

"Who's there?" Gojo Satoru bit his spoon and squinted at him, but hid under the table with one hand and typed frantically.

"Elijah." The Russian youth reminded him kindly.

"The name is too long to remember, so I'll call you Xiaobai." Wu Tiaowu rolled his eyes at him, and simply gave him a dog name: "Xiaobai, aren't you going to pay for the cute junior? Just now Because of your sudden appearance, even the account was destroyed, if Jie and I were scolded by Teacher Night Moth, it would be all your fault."

The white-haired boy opened his eyes solemnly and talked nonsense, and he didn't know who forgot to pay the account for the umpteenth time.

Suddenly realizing something was wrong, Xia Youjie kicked his best friend under the table expressionlessly: "No, why did Teacher Ye Moth scold me? Isn't it your turn to pay the bill this time?"

The three-year-old child began to mess around: "Ah, it's all this guy's fault anyway, Jie, why do you care so much, it's mother-in-law's fault."

"My mother-in-law?" Xia Youjie sneered, "Don't ask me to help you with the mission report this time."

"Jie?!" Gojo Satoru turned his head and glared at him in disbelief: "Are you still my best friend? I'm clearly blackmailing this guy, you don't want to help me, but you still want to take revenge on me?"

Because of being blackmailed with confidence, he suddenly realized that he had returned to Elijah before liberation: "...Sorry, I probably don't have any money."

The other party's words reminded him that the bank card from the future would not be able to get money in this strange time and space no matter what... Hell, he had to find a way to earn some travel expenses first.

"Huh? What kind of terrible adult speech is this, are you a pathetic social animal whose wife took away all the private money?" Gojo Satoru's eyes widened, which made him look like innocent and sweet blue eyes The kitten, but what comes out of its mouth is full of dog words: "You can't even afford ice cream, you are too much of a failure in life!"

Elijah:"……"

He is now beginning to wonder what happened to his teacher during his upbringing.

The author has something to say:

little bad cat

Elijah is very sensible, so modern food literature is impossible

JJ is drawn, and I can't save the manuscript. It just so happens that the stupid author is going to take the second exam tomorrow, so let's post it first, so as not to fail the exam tomorrow and cry in a storm, and don't care to update it (crumbs)

感谢在2022-01-2417:45:46~2022-01-2520:59:25期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of rain;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!