On how to contain anomalous objects

As soon as Elijah got out of the car, he couldn't help but retched a few times while leaning on an ancient tree. The wild racing just now made him a little motion sick, and he was feeling sick right now.And Yi Dizhi was standing on the other side of the car door and was about to make a phone call when he patted his shoulder heavily with both hands, making him almost jump up on the spot in fright.

"Mr. Wutiao!"

"It's so slow, I'm about to fall asleep." Instead of looking at the assistant supervisor who was sweating, the white-haired man went around to the other side, and reached out his hand to hook Elijah's shoulder familiarly: "How is it? Didn't prepare well for your interview?"

"...Mr. Gojo." Elijah dryly imitated the assistant superintendent's address to this person, thought for a while and struggled to squeeze out a sentence from the daily Japanese expressions he learned during the assault training in the past few days, "Good morning. "

The hand on his shoulder paused, and with a sudden force, he completely hooked him in front of him.Elijah stared in bewilderment at the white-haired man who looked too tall even compared to himself, who was 1.8 meters tall, leaning over, completely covering him in the other's shadow, the lips on the lower half of his face that were not covered The thread is tightly packed, looking serious and scary.

"Classmate Elijah."

"……Yes, it is?"

Gojo Satoru was silent for a while with difficulty: "Your Japanese pronunciation..."

"It sucks."

He commented ruthlessly: "The tongue roll is too strong, I can't understand what I'm saying at all, ah ah, it won't work if you go on like this, you must practice speaking more, come on, learn from the teacher—— ” He opened his mouth exaggeratedly, deliberately so that Elijah could see his lips and tongue working.

"Read it with me—I like Teacher Wutiao the most!"

Elijah: "...I thought I hadn't passed the college interview yet?"

"Oh, it's okay, the language teacher is also a teacher, hurry up, follow me-"

"I like Teacher Wutiao the most!"

Elijah stubbornly pursed his lips, but his character of not being good at rejecting others finally made him open his mouth in a low voice in shame: "Do you like Teacher Wutiao the most?"

"No, it's going to be sweeter, full of true feelings, straightened tongue, come, come, come again—"

"Wu, stop making trouble." An unfamiliar deep voice rescued Elijah from the situation where he was so ashamed that he wanted to run away. The middle-aged man, while the other party gave him a complicated look, regardless of what he was yelling over there. This is a three-year-old child who is cultivating a relationship with his beloved student in advance, and asked in a deep voice: "Elijah* Khajlovich Smirnov?"

"Yes." Elijah was a little nervous, Mr. Principal looked very fierce, like some kind of gangster.

"Wow, principal, you actually pronounced Elijah's name correctly at once! To be honest, how many times have you secretly read Elijah's name in hiding in your room?" Unwilling to be lonely, Gojo Satoru sprang out from the side again, and the night moth Zhengdao had bulging veins on his forehead. If he hadn't been in front of the freshman, he would have wished to punch the older child next to him in the head: "Remember the student's name! This is obviously the most basic thing, right? !"

Gojo Wujo, who no longer cared about his anger next to him, Ye Mo Zhengdao solemnly stared at the awkward young man on the opposite side, and thoughtfully switched to English: "Satoru has already told me about your situation, now I There's only one question." He stood on the steps, staring down at Elijah.

"What are you here for?"

……

"Principal, principal, I found a super-interesting seedling! Help!" In the middle of the night, five savvy cats groped into the principal's office, and excitedly shook the night moth that was about to fall asleep.

"...Is this why you called me up at 01:30 in the morning?" After punching the problem child hard as usual, Ye Mozheng looked at the documents brought back by the other party with a dark face. After looking at Bo's resume, he couldn't help but frowned: "...Why are there so few files for freshmen? Or are you a victim? It's not easy to recruit people."

"That's right, except for the past half a month, there is no trace of the past, isn't it amazing? It's like suddenly appearing in this world." Gojo Satoru, who didn't know his truth at all, picked out one with great interest. A photo of a young man with flaxen hair staring at the camera with a cautious expression. This is the only ID photo sent to him after the other party called him a week ago.

"Mr. Gojo." The child stuck with the three-day deadline and called him through Yidizhi.Even though he knew that the opponent's best choice was only this way, Wujo Wu couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief.

"Mr. Yidizhi has explained to me the magic spirit and the world of magic, including what is the body." The other party on the phone asked hesitantly: "But my personal situation... probably is a bit special, and it is not convenient on the phone. Would you please come over?"

"Let's put it this way, this kid is completely the curse killer, even if it's the kind that surprises me when I see it, let alone those old oranges." Gojo Satoru propped up his chin, and while making a joke, he rushed at his old principal Showing a mysterious smile: "I can't wait to see the ugly expression on their orange peel faces~"

Elijah, who was ignorant of all this, looked at him blankly: "... came for the interview?"

He still has his resume stuffed in his arms.

"Let's put it this way, why did you come to the college to learn how to exorcise curses, and why did you decide to become a magician?" Noctua Moth Zhengdao's expression became more and more serious, and he looked more and more scary.

"I came here to be taken in by your school." Elijah replied without thinking, as if he had practiced it countless times.But Noctua Zhengdao was convinced that the only two people who had contact with him were absolutely impossible to give him a thorough answer.

"Mr. Ichichi said that in a situation like mine, once out of control, it is likely to cause huge casualties. Originally, I should have been sentenced to death, but now being observed and detained in a high school is the best situation at present. "

Elijah stared earnestly and gratefully at the night moth with those gentle amber eyes and said: "As for becoming a conjurer, first, you can earn money to pay for my medical expenses in the hospital, and second, you can pay for my medical expenses in the hospital. Before I completely lose control, make up for the evil consequences I haven't committed, and atone for my future self."

"An out-of-control alien will inevitably die. I am very grateful to your school for giving me this opportunity and spending time and energy to contain me."

The young man's attitude was warm and sincere, Night Moth Zhengdao didn't even see any resentment or dissatisfaction from it, he couldn't help but slowly frowned: This child, he really wants to be accepted by a world that is so strange to him, Inexplicable, tough, depriving freedom directly like treating a heinous prisoner... He even felt grateful for this "leniency" from the bottom of his heart.

"Ah, I almost forgot to mention it." Gojo Satoru was about to leave the office, but he suddenly stepped back: "Student Elijah probably has a little problem with his mental state, principal, don't get too excited when you interview him. "

"I won't release water," Ye Moth looked at him seriously, "I won't let an unenlightened child step into the world of magicians."

"Oh, he's not this type." Gojo Satoru waved his hand, "It's better to say, he's too enlightened."

"—so much so that it makes me feel that it's a little disgustingly fake."

Time goes back to the present.

"...Is this all your personal thoughts?" Ye Mozheng stared at those amber eyes and asked, "Answer me after you think about it, I don't need a grandiose reason."

"It's my own idea, that's right..." The weird and creepy look just now disappeared from Elijah's face, and he looked around hesitantly at the different faces of the people around him: Uh, Mr. Principal's face looks like It's getting darker, Mr. Gojo's face can't be seen for the time being, and Mr. Ichichi's face standing far away can't be seen clearly...

"...I'm sorry, I messed up the interview, right?" Elijah slowly lowered his head in frustration: "I'm sorry for disappointing your expectations, Mr. Gojo..."

"No." Night Moth Zhengdao's lips moved, but he finally just took a deep breath: "You are qualified, welcome to the Conjuration High School."

Almost at the same time: "Here is my resume, can you please take a look and then... eh?"

"You still brought your resume?" Gojo Satoru rushed to Elijah, who was still in a daze, with great interest, and before he could react, he reached out and took away the paper in his hand: "Wow, it's still printed in color...Principal , he is the only student in this class who takes the interview seriously, right?"

"Let me see... well, hobbies, good at repairing cars and various means of transportation, good at mathematics, good at programming, good at instant memory and dictation..."

"Actually, the only thing I'm good at is car repair. Mathematics is able to score more than [-]% in each test. Programming can only be helloworld. Instant memory and dictation... Uh, if you memorize things before the test, you can remember it well until the end of the test. Prison, but the kind that will be forgotten once the exam is over..." Elijah defended in a low voice, and the nonsense made up on the resume was suddenly read aloud, and the embarrassment was no less than a public execution.

Gojo Satoru patted his thigh and laughed silently, while Ye Mo Zhengdao stared at him thoughtfully: "I remember you are not yet an adult, you probably don't even have a driver's license."

Elijah was silent for a while: "... I just worked in a car repair shop, and I learned the skills there."

Abnormality E006, the endless car repair shop, he once got lost in it for a full month when performing a certain mission, and he drove a carefully selected mount on a daily basis, with other large and small, which would suddenly lose control and catch fire Even exploding cars to play chase games.After he died three times, his mount would no longer inexplicably break down on the road, blow out four tires directly, or cause a fire due to overheating of the engine, because his car repairing skills have reached the pinnacle, and he even reached the level of 30 seconds alone. The brilliant record of changing four tires inside.His companions joked that after retirement, he would definitely be a professional disassembler for racing competitions.

"So in fact, I can only do a little bit, probably to the point where I can change a tire." Elijah finally concluded.

…………

exception file:

Anomaly E006: Endless Auto Repair Shop

Anomaly Level: Euclid [unpredictable]

Description: E006 is a car repair shop with infinite size, discovered in Bruven, Belgium on July 20, 7▉▉ [DATA EXPUNGED].

The researchers who entered E006 reported that there were an unknown number of vehicles in E006, with irregular models, colors, sizes, and whether they were damaged or not. Some cars in E006 can drive normally, but every four hours, about one-third of the cars in E006 will automatically turn on the intelligent driving mode. They will actively chase the researchers who enter E006, and take actions not limited to crushing, impacting, and explosions. , fire and other means to attack until the researcher dies.

E006 has not yet been found to operate, the mortality rate of researchers is 52%, and d-level research measures can be used.