On how to contain anomalous objects

"What's the matter, Hui? Why are you staring at the rabbit in a daze?" The panda patted Fu Heihui's back hard, and sat next to the junior with a plastic bag of rabbit food.

Originally, Elijah planned to keep the rabbit in his own dormitory, but when Noctuma Zhengdao heard about it, he waved his hand, and simply found a secluded corner in Mangao, surrounded the ground with wire, and raised the strange rabbit free-range. rabbit.

"It would be too pitiful to be locked in a cage all the time." said the uncle principal who looked exactly like Mr. Wang, and bought a few ordinary rabbits at his own expense to accompany S009, and even poked a rabbit hole for them with wool felt.

"It's like a group of primary school girls visiting Rabbit Paradise."

This is the comment made by Chanyuan Maki after witnessing the scene where the boys came to see the rabbits in groups.

But later she herself became a frequent visitor of "Rabbit Paradise" - because S009's skills are so easy to use!

"Dog curly thorn! Did you secretly put mustard on the rim of my water glass this morning!"

Dog Curly Thorn shook his head in horror: "Mentaiko Dried Bonito!"

Rabbit: "Haha, yes."

Maki grinned grinningly and rattled her fists: "I! Just! I know! I know! Go to hell, you rice ball bastard!"

The dog curly thorn immediately hid behind Elijah, and shouted from behind Elijah, "Tuna with mayonnaise!"

The panda watched calmly on the sidelines: "What Thorn means is that Elijah said that the rabbit is only 80% correct. How can you be sure that he did it?"

Maki sneered sinisterly: "Okay, I'll let you know—Elijah! Ask!"

Elijah was caught between the two of them, unable to laugh or cry: "Senior..."

The panda continued to tell stories to the students enthusiastically: "It's really amazing. Everyone has tried it. The correct rate of other people's questions to the rabbit is 60% to 80%. Only Elijah's correct rate is 95%. %above."

"It turned out that according to Elijah, it was because he and the rabbit were good friends, and he told Maki that if they wanted to be friends with the rabbit, they had to come every day to groom it and feed it. What kind of naivety did Maki say? Who would believe it, but last night I saw her walking here with a comb...Hui? Are you listening? Are you distracted? "

Fu Heihui suddenly came back to his senses, and said perfunctorily, "Ah, I'm listening."

Rabbit: "Haha, yes."

panda:"……"

The panda slowly narrowed its eyes: "...It's really not my illusion. I always feel that the atmosphere between you and Elijah is weird recently."

"What happened, Hui?"

"...No, it's nothing, I'll take care of it, Senior Panda." Fu Heihui stood up and walked towards the dormitory. The panda found that the other party was still holding a small piece of carrot in his hand, and he probably came to feed the rabbit.

In the infirmary, Fu Heihui opened his eyes wide and stared at the other party helplessly: "You..."

But Elijah calmed down before he could say anything.He lightly opened Fu Heihui's wrinkled collar, and regained his soft and considerate appearance.

"I'm sorry, I said some strange things to classmate Fu Hei, please don't take it to heart." The man broke away from his nervousness, and turned into a young man with a temper so gentle that he seemed a little cowardly.But when Fu Heihui looked at him now, he just felt chills in his heart, as if he was looking at a... a lonely and pathetic alien who was taught to try his best to imitate the kindness of human beings.

This guy, what exactly has he been indoctrinated...

……

One week after the Sato Girls' High School incident.

"The FUJIYAMA Amusement Park in Yamanashi Prefecture is famous for having the world's largest maze of horror-like haunted houses. Due to the heavy flow of people for the [-]th anniversary celebration, there is a shortage of manpower. Now we need two conjurers without hindering the activities as much as possible. Clean up the curse at the scene, and go to the labyrinth to check the seal of the first-level cursed object "ruby"..."

"Hui, I'll leave it to you and Elijah to go to the amusement park—oh, yes, the most important thing! Don't forget to bring the cake from the pink brand SweetAnnie that has the longest line at the entrance to the teacher. The signature butterfly brittle in the store, if you want the strawberry flavor, you must buy it! That's it, hang up!"

"Dududu-"

Fu Heihui pinched the phone that was quickly hung up with a cold face, and now he just wanted to beat up the person on the other end of the phone: "It's such a troublesome thing again, that bastard..."

Elijah was squatting in the rabbit garden watching S009 nibbling carrots every bite, when he heard Fu Heihui calling him dryly from behind: "Hey, there's a new mission, let's go."

Elijah's fingers trembled slightly, and he turned his head and smiled at Fu Heihui as usual, with a gentle and peaceful voice: "Okay, please wait a moment, classmate Fu Hei."

But before he stood up and patted off the grass clippings on his body, S009, who was still gnawing on carrots just now, suddenly stood upright with his hind paws, and grabbed the hem of Elijah's clothes.

"What's wrong?" Elijah looked in surprise at S009, which rarely showed "personal" emotions, and reached out to try to touch it.The rabbit loosened the hem of his clothes, and lightly bit his finger again, his front paws scratching his palm anxiously.

"Are you feeling unwell?"

"Haha, no."

Elijah recalled what the rabbit heard just now: "...Do you want to go with us on this mission?"

"haha, yes!"

Elijah pondered for a while, and seeing that the rabbit was about to come over to chew on his clothes again, he quickly pushed away the other's furry face: "Do you think you can help?"

"haha, yes!"

"...But the amusement park shouldn't bring live rabbits in, right?"

The rabbit was very sad and angry: "...haha, yes."

"Then... if you play dead, can I use the excuse of "ah, this is a simulated rabbit doll" to bring you in?"

"Haha, no!"

Fu Heihui on the side really couldn't bear to see these two idiots playing the mentally retarded game of asking me to answer. He bent down and picked up the stupid rabbit that had been fattened up by the students these days, and said indifferently: " Don't waste your time, I have a solution."

In the end, S009 successfully sneaked into the amusement park by hiding in the shadow of Fu Heihui.

The curses encountered along the way are very weak, and those with poor physical skills such as Elijah can easily cast them off.Fu Heihui's face was always stiff, and he looked very out of place with the happy crowd around him.Elijah couldn't quite see his emotions, but the other party didn't propose to split up. This awkward atmosphere had to last for most of the amusement park.

Too bad, Elijah, the other party must have been disgusted by the emotional outburst last time, you are really...

"...Senior Panda said that you and Rabbit have a very good relationship and are good friends."

Elijah raised his head in surprise, the black-haired boy looked straight ahead and didn't look at him, as if he wasn't the one talking to him.

"...Ah, that's right."

"Can you tell me how you two met? Senior Panda is very interested in this."

He hastily added: "If you can't say it, forget it."

"No, there's nothing you can't say."

Elijah was slightly taken aback, and the clumsy and awkward kindness on the other side made him smile, which made him talk about the past with people in this world for the first time: "Professor Sechenov, Ah, it is my adoptive father, there are no children in the place where he works, so I have no playmates of the same age since I was a child."

"When I was 12 years old, a cute and harmless animal finally came to Yan's unit. I begged my adoptive father to let me raise it, and the rabbit became my only childhood friend."

【Professor Sechenov, can you ensure that T002-1 will not use S009 to harm the interests of the research institute? ! 】

屏幕对面是看不清脸的人影，对方的语气激烈而愤怒：【一周前T002—1还擅自向S009提问不相干问题，差点引起了骚乱！让T002—1这种高危异常和另一个异常一起收容的提案实在是太离谱了！】

[If something goes wrong, I, the director, will take full responsibility! 】The old man with a stern expression stood solemnly, his iron-blue eyes were as sharp as an eagle, and even through the screen he was still not at a disadvantage: [I have reported the specific reasons to the committee. T002-1 is only 12 years old now and is in the process of The rebellious period of human teenagers.Paying attention to T002-1's mental health and properly meeting the needs of the other party is obviously beneficial to the containment plan. I don't understand what objections you have - is it because of your "accidental" extra funds? 】

Elijah hid in the shadow of the shelf in the office and quietly watched Professor Sechenov quarreling fiercely with his colleagues. He didn't move out until the person on the opposite side pressed the communication button in a fit of anger, and tentatively grabbed A corner of the old man's white robe.

[Sorry, Professor...] He couldn't help sobbing as he spoke: [I was too impulsive, I messed up everything... I don't want to raise rabbits, you are right, I am willing to accept everything Containment Procedures...]

But Professor Sechenov didn't scold him as usual, he didn't even say a word, just sighed deeply, deeply, took off his medical gloves and touched the top of the child's head.

The tall and majestic Russian old man like a mountain seemed to be getting older at this moment.

Elijah's tone was relaxed and nostalgic, obviously this is a precious memory for him: "So I love it very much, and I am willing to give everything for it-ah, of course, now Fuhei and Maki-senior They are all my friends too, and I love you too."

Elijah looked at him again with the kind of soft eyes that made Fu Heihui's heart tighten: "Although it may be ridiculous or disgusting to say...but no matter what student Fu Hei thinks, I will still do my best to protect you ……I'm very sorry."

Fu Heihui: "..."

He didn't know whether to laugh or cry because he was treated the same as a rabbit, or should he be ashamed that this guy was full of love, friends, etc. Are all foreigners so enthusiastic and unrestrained?

In the end, Fu Heihui had no choice but to turn his head away with red ears: "You didn't do anything wrong... Tsk, it's up to you."

The author has something to say:

In fact, Elijah is also the King of the Sea in another sense. His criteria for choosing friends is very simple: always have goodwill towards him

PS: The amusement park that pinched him is the Fuji-Q Highland Amusement Park