savage planet

Human beings in the vast space are like travelers trekking alone in the Sahara desert. Everything they desire is blocked by the desert under their feet... If you can find a fellow traveler in the vast space, will you feel gratified by it?

Hu Bo is not pleased at all now!

Hu Bo has been living like a wild man since an accident last month brought him to this ridiculous world!With little clothing and no food to eat, bugs bite and mosquito bites, I wish I could have pimples all over my body.

"Hubo, Hubo, Hubo...do you eat, do you eat?" There is also the idiot around him, Hu Bo has a headache when he thinks of him.

Last month, he and his girlfriend drove a private spacecraft to Rhea for their honeymoon. Unexpectedly, when they passed through the wormhole, the stable hole was suddenly interrupted, forming two unconnected singularities.And usually only by hitting the singularity can one enter another dimension.

That is to say, what they end up in is another strange place, not the destination.

Of course, all of this is just Hu Bo's own inference.

Because he fell into a coma after that, and after waking up, he found that he had been sleeping in this inexplicable place for several days and nights... Because of the protection of the cockpit of the spaceship, even though the hull had become a pile of scrap iron, He remained unharmed.

However, it is estimated that his girlfriend is not so lucky.

He searched for a long time but couldn't find her figure, even if it was only a part of her body...

He doesn't have a good relationship with his girlfriend, they belong to the faint type, and can be regarded as the type of marriage for the sake of marriage.

Therefore, his girlfriend is gone, and he doesn't necessarily feel sad.

and!If it wasn't for her honeymoon, he thought, what would they be doing in bed by now!

With a few tools, Hu Bo began to explore the planet.He didn't expect any locator to work properly, nor did he expect the cockpit to send out a distress signal, and he left the pile of junk without even trying.

Because hitting a singularity may mean that you are tens of thousands or even hundreds of millions of light years away from the Milky Way... Even if you can send a distress signal, what's the use?

When people on earth receive it, they may have already turned into fossils.

What is the greatest enemy of mankind?Lonely……

After studying the surrounding plants, land, animals, and even built a log cabin for himself, Hu Bo finally couldn't stand this deathly environment, so at least someone could talk to him!Talking to himself like this, sooner or later he will find a rope and hang him on a tree.Anyway, Robinson still has Friday, so God will do it if he gives him a monkey!

So, God heard his prayer, and after talking to himself for 3 months, he met a fool.

At that time, he was taking a bath in the river when he suddenly heard the sound of "squeaking" from the river behind him. When he turned around quickly, he saw a foolish savage holding a black box... Seeing him coming, the savage also Instead of being afraid, he took out a few handfuls of wild fruits from behind, and said, "Do you want to buy it or not!".

Hu Bo was taken aback, and then the savage looked at him and continued, "I told you to go back and buy it!" "No! I don't have any jewelry when we get married!"

"Didn't you buy this spaceship!"

The idiot is still reciting like a book.

"..." Hu Bo remembered, this was obviously a conversation between him and his girlfriend!It may have been sent out from the black box, but unexpectedly he picked it up and imitated it!

Almost as a matter of course, Huber took in the curious savage.

This man who doesn't know his name, year and month here, covered in dirt, Hu Bo naturally classifies him as a "fool".

Of course, as a "smart person" on Earth, he quickly mastered the idiot's language, at least there is no problem with basic speaking.

"Hu Bo, eat and watch." Seeing that Hu Bo ignored him, the fool silently wiped the freshly picked fruit with his dirty cuff.Handing it to Hu Bo as if offering a treasure, "It's really delicious, do you want to try it?"

Greasy hair flicked back and forth on Hu Bo's bare |arm.

"Don't eat!" Hu Bo suddenly burst into an inexplicable anger, and threw the fruit far away with his hands. "Didn't I tell you not to get so close to me!"

"Woo..." Facing the sudden situation, the idiot's eyes were red, and he didn't know what to do for a moment.He looked at Hu Bo bewilderedly, with helplessness on his dirty face.

I don't know how long it took, after the fool tried his best to regain his emotions, he smiled at Hu Bo again, and obediently moved to the opposite place of Hu Bo.

"..." Hu Bo couldn't bear it anymore and turned around, opened his mouth to say something but held back.

In fact, he was not angry with a fool, but after the initial surprise, boundless disappointment followed.

The fool kept silent about the outside world, and he couldn't tell where the black box was found.When asked if he had ever seen a woman like himself, he also shook his head, knowing almost nothing.

It was only once that he mentioned the small town here by chance, saying that the houses there were very beautiful.As soon as Hu Bo heard the excitement, he asked him to take him there, but he immediately pretended to be stupid and refused to take Hu Bo there.

It looked like there was a ghost there.

The two have been fighting a tug-of-war over that issue for a long time... Hu Bo just doesn't understand, what kind of ghosts and monsters are there in the town that can make a fool frightened like this?

"Then Hu Bo, I'll get you what you want to eat." The fool rubbed his eyes and asked unwillingly.

"Can you just ignore me!" Hu Bo looked at the fool angrily, "Unless you tell me where the town is!" He felt that his patience had reached its limit.

"..." The fool stared at him again for a long time, his eyes dimmed for a while, Hu Bo almost thought he would cry...

But the fool didn't, he just closed those silver eyes again... He seemed to sigh lightly, and then walked into the depths of the forest without looking back.

No matter how good he was to Hu Bo, he would not budge on the "small town" issue.

……

Where has he gone?

Are you angry?

Hu Bo looked at the back of the fool who disappeared, and suddenly felt uncomfortable in his heart.

Looking at the back of the fool leaving blankly, Hu Bo closed his eyes, turned around silently, and ducked into the tree hole where the two of them were resting.

A low and depressing breath emanated from him.

For more than a month since he picked up the idiot, he has been sleeping with the idiot in the wooden house every day, and he has never been anywhere... he doesn't even know what the general situation here is.I just vaguely know that there is something called magic in this world.

There are still some things that make him feel astringent when he thinks about it:

First of all, the fool is not related to him, so how can he still treat him so well?No matter how much I abused him thousands of times, the fool still treated him like first love.You have to stick to him all the time. If he rushes the idiot out of the door in a hurry, the idiot will sleep next to the door.

It really makes people feel inexplicable.

Although he asked the reason several times, the answer was the same every time, "Because you smell good."

……

What reason!

A little depressed, he closed his eyes, Hu Bo's Adam's apple couldn't help moving up and down, and a soft sigh was slowly spit out from his chest cavity.

And the most important point is, whether he can find a girlfriend or not, can he go back to Earth?

If you can't go back, do you really want to stay here in the dark, playing games with fools every day?

Besides, if a fool one day gets tired of looking at himself, feels that he doesn't smell good anymore, pats his ass and leaves, wouldn't it be worse for him to be here?

In fact, Hu Bo has long been slowly trying to accept the fact that he is in this place... If he really can't go back, then it's really good to fight monsters and upgrade as in the novel.

Of course, it is best to match a beautiful woman.

So, I have to go to the small town to see the local customs and customs here, instead of nesting here with fools and eating bark every day!

All kinds of thoughts are circling in my brain...

In the end, he found that he didn't know what he was thinking at all, and he was about to sleep as soon as he turned around.

At this time, there was the sound of tree branches outside.

The idiot appeared in Hu Bo's field of vision in a state of embarrassment, holding a vine in his hand. The other end of the vine was shaking, as if it was tied to something.

"Where did you go? Why have you been here for so long?" Hu Bo asked in a calm tone, not worried about his safety at all.

"I brought you a toy. You must want to go to the town because you are lonely." The fool smiled bitterly, and pulled the vine from behind, and a little elf with wings was pulled out.

"How big of a child do you think I am!" Hu Bo frowned, and quickly turned his back.

Glancing at the elf from the corner of the eye, he felt even worse.

At least I thought he would bring some novelty back, but I didn't expect it to be the most common kind of elf.

This kind of elf is everywhere here. Although their bodies are only as big as palms, their eyes usually occupy half of their faces. If you have to describe that kind of scene, it is probably like two grapefruits growing on a person's face. s eyes.

The idiot didn't expect that Hu Bo didn't like it at all, so he explained clumsily, "It glows at night..."

……

Seeing that Hu Bo was still not interested, he had no choice but to sit lonely by the side of the tree hole, teasing the elf aggrievedly.

"..."

In fact, Hu Bo didn't want to treat him with this attitude, he also wanted to clap his hands and say, "Wow! It's really fun!"

But these days here really wore out his patience, and he began to become more and more irritable every day.

"I know you want to go to town..."

The fool looked very unhappy. He dropped the elf, buried his head in his arms, and spoke softly. "But I don't want to take you to..."

"Could it be that there are wolves, tigers and leopards there!?"

Hu Bo turned his head and stared at the fool fiercely.

Once again, he was so angry that he vomited blood.

"But there are a lot of bad guys there!" The fool raised his head sharply, his half-drooped gray eyelashes trembling slightly, looking angry and frightened. "There are obviously a lot of bad guys there! I don't know why you want to go so much!"

……

"Well, if you don't go, I will go by myself!"

Under the dim moonlight, the masculine and handsome face of the black-haired man was so stubborn and confident.

After speaking, he got up and left without looking back.

"Don't go! Stop!" The idiot dripped a drop of transparent tears on the back of his hand, and shouted helplessly, "I'll take you there and take you there!"

"I'll take you there!"

The idiot who is sad, that stupid and stupid man looks a little helpless and fragile at this moment, especially those trembling arms and drooping head for no reason, making him look very pitiful...

"Really?" Hu Bo's eyes flashed an undetectable slyness, then the corners of his lips curled slightly, and he looked back at the fool's eyes.

"..." The lonely fool stopped talking.

"Then since there are so many bad guys there, I'll be responsible for protecting you, okay..."

"..." The fool wiped his tears.

"Huh?" Hu Bo's voice raised a pitch.

"Okay..." Facing Hu Bo's persecution, the voice responded with some grievances.

Fearing that Hu Bo would be angry, he added, "I will listen to you for everything..."

"Let's go early tomorrow morning!" Hu Bo's mood suddenly improved, and he snatched the elf over, "You should sleep well!"

As for the fool's fragile expression, he instinctively chose to escape...

At this time, the pure sky does not have a trace of cloud, it is the soft tone of blue and gray blending; and as the air pressure decreases, thread-like floats gradually appear in the air, colorful, and they gather together like balls of jelly...