The talented people in Jiangshan have put together a variety show

People who have not formally learned to fly a driver's license can't understand the buttons at all. It is very difficult to encounter the task of solving the aircraft flight crisis assigned by the program group.However, there is a special office next to them, and it is only a hundred and eight thousand miles away from the easy completion.

In the end, He Jun and Ye Hao's mission failed completely. When they got off the simulator, their legs were weak, and they landed successfully only by supporting the handrail of the simple stairs.

The two of them staggered down the stairs, as if they were revisiting the terrifying trip to the exciting playground that day. The enjoyment was not much, and the pain was really painful.

He Jun stared at the ground and stepped forward.He couldn't speak, for fear that what he said would spit it out on the spot.

Ye Hao is not much better than He Jun.Stomach tumbling, and walking on the road has the feeling of stepping on white clouds again.High-intensity turning training can make people doubt life.If it weren't for the fact that he was photographed crying a little too much on this show, he really didn't want to bear it now, he could cry on the spot and then go to the captain's revenge book to draw [-] strokes for the show crew.

The pain of the client is the happiness outside the camera.

The audience laughed wildly, especially when they saw the two stumbling around, their faces changed in the car, and they ended up without dinner.

"Miserable is really miserable, and funny is really funny."

"Hahahaha, why isn't Haohao crying! It's almost like a macho crying!"

"The people in front said no! But I like it."

"The program group eats delicious food and drinks spicy food, and the two of them hugged the salad plate. Laughing and comatose."

Fortunately, He Jun and Ye Hao really couldn't eat.

The dizziness simulator made them feel no hunger at all, and even frowned when they smelled the greasy food, and said: "Take it, take it quickly." "Don't let the food stain my eyes."

In the end, the two of them barely recovered from the fruit, slowly embraced the emergency strategy provided by the club and the simulator center, and continued to study there temporarily.The two of them plotted there, trying to cope with the next time by rote.

The text version of the teaching is more difficult than teaching on the spot. Ye Hao felt dizzy, and all kinds of strange thoughts popped up: "How about this, let's tie the **** and sit in the back at the beginning, and then we will start on our own." .”

It's best to succeed, and if it doesn't succeed, the three of them will crash together.

He Jun raised his head and looked at Ye Hao from the teaching: "I don't think your idea is right. You have to be responsible for guiding the work. Why don't you let him bring the program crew to experience it. If you want to crash the plane together, if you want to land smoothly, land smoothly."

After all, there is more than one simulator in the simulator center.

□□ Guidance will of course collect money according to the duration of the appointment, how can it be difficult to live with the money?

Ye Hao retaliated and suggested: "It's better to let them fail to land and not eat."

He Jun laughed: "Your thoughts are too repetitive. How do you treat them as the program crew treats you? You have to be more innovative."

The two got closer, secretly took off the microphone and plotted in a low voice how to innovate and toss the program group.

At this moment, the program crew was completely ignorant, and went to rest happily after eating a good meal. Only the cameraman on duty who was in charge of staring at the screen found that there was a problem with the radio, and fell into professional hesitation.

Reminder, it seems to affect the effect of the program.Don't remind me, he seems to be one of the people who was framed later.In the past few times, the captain was able to lead people to plan in front of the camera in an upright manner, but this time he even took off the microphone, which made him feel uneasy and kind.

The hesitant cameraman missed the best opportunity, and soon He Jun and Ye Hao put on the microphones again and went about their own affairs.

The cameraman is also not suitable for turning on the microphone to disturb people, so he can only huddle there quietly, waiting for his replacement to come over.As a result, I went back and was busy washing and chatting, preparing various tasks for the next day's filming, and turned around and forgot about it.

The next day, He Jun and Ye Hao went to the simulator again.

The two adjusted and sat down to discuss

This time □□ did not teach much, and seeing that the two of them became more proficient, they were much more friendly to them.He didn't do anything like a sudden punch, but taught some details a little deeper, and even joked with the two of them: "Be gentle with the simulator in your hands, just like a little girl. You treat the little girl It's impossible for the girl to want to break someone's bones, right?"

He Jun and Ye Hao were immediately amused.

□□Speaking of this, recalling the past: "The simulators I have seen before are often broken as soon as they come up. The fire alarm is too exciting, and the fire alarm lever can only be broken."

It's really exciting.

The two changed a route and flew smoothly in the sky.This time they flew a line with high mountains, simulating the towering snow-capped peaks below the camera.Those clouds are so comfortable as if they are real.

Various technical terms were communicated in the cockpit.

However, the barrage reads: "Ye Haohahaha sneaked a glance at halfway through the speech."

"There is a psychological shadow, and I dare not even look at the scenery outside the window."

"The captain is also very vigilant, I laughed to death."

He Jun said in a relaxed tone: "Good afternoon in Region C, the aircraft type is A320, and I am applying for a parking space."

The control tower and He Jun docked for a while: "Access is allowed, pay attention to the approach height. Runway 36."

When the plane officially landed, without even a "click" on the ground, and the silk slipped to the audience, everyone was shocked: "My God, this time it went too smoothly."

"Don't make trouble, everything is ok!"

"The program group that made trouble didn't renew the fee, right?"

When the plane officially stopped, the control tower did not know whether it was a fixed routine for this route, or someone added a line: "A320, I wish you a happy life."

He Jun didn't hear it a few times before, he was slightly taken aback and then smiled.

Life is of course pleasant.

He got up and went out and called, "Director Hong, is it convenient for you to come over?"

Director Hong was staring at the camera, but was suddenly called, no matter how much he looked at the screen, he couldn't see anything.After deliberating for a while, he still got up and went to the simulated cockpit: "What is it?"

He Jun pointed: "Just now I used too much force and broke a pole, look at it."

Director Hong was stunned.This is compensated by the program group.A simulator is expensive, and it can sponsor a variety show.

He hurried forward to find where the pole was, his heart ached so badly that he was bleeding.

As a result, He Jun and Ye Hao stepped out earlier, and said from a distance: "That's over there, hey, please point me out."

□□ who accepted the task early touched his nose, cleared his throat and stepped forward to put on a show: "It's easier to see this when you sit down."

As soon as Director Hong sat down, He Jun and Ye Hao immediately stepped out.

As soon as the door was closed, the entire camera shrank into a circle, leaving only Director Hong who turned his head at the sound of closing the door in a daze, and Mr. Wang with a smile on his face: "That's right. The two of you just said that the director must also open the door." Get off the plane, in case there is a chance to make a flight documentary in the future. Always understand."

Director Hong came to his senses and shouted angrily, "He Jun!"

He Jun outside yelled: "Director Hong hasn't experienced skydiving yet, let's experience it by flying a plane." As he hurried down the stairs, he even said to Ye Hao, "This is where we are."

At the end of the first episode, everyone burst into laughter.

"Dangerous, Hong Dao, Dangerous!"

"Damn it, how could it be broken here??!"

It's not enough for the inhumane program groups and artists to entrap each other, they must bring the audience to entrap each other.

On the spot, a group of viewers posted question marks under the account of the program group. Even though Director Hong was frantically flying the plane in the tidbits section, they did not attract too much attention from the public.

It happened that they didn't get together at the moment, but the five vacationers who watched the show together with Mai, and the other three became curious.

Guan Zhengyang was looking forward to it: "How did you cheat the program team? Last time, the captain and I just gave them some mustard."

Tong Wenle was also very curious: "Should I put it in the next episode, or in the sideshow? You cheated the program group, and the proportion of time in the entire episode should not be high, right?"

Qiu Feng had already finished recording, and he didn't particularly spoil his part.He was really embarrassed to tell the few people present, but in fact, his last period was not as miserable as the previous few people.

He was also curious about the part between the captain and Ye Hao, waiting for the two to explain.

As a result, He Jun and Ye Hao didn't explain at all.He Jun smiled: "I knew it from the beginning of the show."

Ye Hao also nodded: "Yes."

The five people will be busy for a while, and they don't have time to stay up late, so they quickly bid farewell to each other and hung up the communication, and each went to sleep.

The audience ushered in a new issue while reminding them and watching Ye Hao's new learning video.

The opening of the new issue is beyond everyone's expectations. The original pairing of young and old is not shown at all. Instead, it shows a variety of official aircraft, from ordinary airliners to rare fighter jets that will be shown to the public on National Day. Speed ​​up and skip .

The screen has changed from black and white to color. With the development of the country, with the clarity of the screen, it has also changed to the familiar appearance of today.

The title villain launches the title.

The audience was looking forward to how the duo would harm the program group, but it was a pity that the program group did not release the clip so early.

He Jun and Ye Hao finally finished simulating the plane. Although they are still a long way from being real pilots, their physical fitness is completely different from before after various exercises.

The two were sent to a new playground by the program team again.

This playground has more roller coasters.And the roller coaster it has is very personal.Some roller coasters are simply an arc. In addition to climbing and descending, they also descend after climbing.

Some roller coasters are completely wooden and look loose, making people worry about their lives at any time.

What everyone never expected was that when He Jun and Ye Hao got on the roller coaster this time, they were very arrogant, with contempt for the world written all over their bodies, and even the pace of getting on the car was a bit disrespectful.

He Jun smiled lightly: "It's just a roller coaster."

Ye Hao was also very calm, with a similar smile on his face: "It's just a roller coaster."

The expressions of the two were calm, and the expressions on their entire faces belonged to how they were on a roller coaster. After experiencing countless exciting sprints and accelerations, they maintained what expressions they were on.

Just after watching the airplane at the beginning, the next moment they entered the program to watch, the audience found out that the two artists who were soft-footed, jealous and wanting to vomit in front of them completely changed in the new episode: "This is unreasonable."

"? What's the matter? Why did the captain and Ye Hao suddenly mutate!"

"Where's my weak captain? Where's my crying little Ye Zi?"

The person involved got off a roller coaster and got on a new roller coaster, leaving the camera with a contemptuous low smile.Ye Hao snorted: "In the future, there will be one less project that the program group can entrap us."

He Jun's smile deepened: "No, just get used to this kind of roller coaster dizziness."

The program group that made the reference group of the first issue: "..." Damn it, it has been installed!