The love life of the widow king and ai

To be precise, Yin Nuo is still a baby.

Yin Nuo also dated male and female friends, but unfortunately they didn't make it to the last step.

Now is the era of same-sex marriage, everyone can love the person they like, and sexual orientation is not so important anymore.The vast majority of the group is bisexual.

The closest Yin Nuo was to hitting base was when he was taken to a hotel by his girlfriend a few years ago.

As a result, unfortunately, I met my menstrual period.

After that, the peach blossoms became more and more declining, and Yin Nuo lived a life of eating and waiting to die, so no one would come to him.

Yin Nuo leaned on the bed.The more he thought about what happened just now, the more irritable and angry he became, his cheeks flushed a little, and even the roots of his ears were radiant.

"Fuck, fuck, what's going on with this guy! He even turned on the light when he did such a thing"

Yin Nuo lay on the bed cursing, but felt that it was not enough, so he shrank himself under the quilt and covered him.

It was so dark under the quilt that Yin Nuo could hear his own heart humming.He counted the beating of his own heart and calmed down.

This night, Yin Nuo didn't rely on tranquilizers. Yin Nuo just felt tired and tired. He nestled on the soft bed and yawned several times in a row after a while.

Tears were secreting from the corners of his eyes, and he was really sleepy and a little unbearable.Yin Nuo fell on the bed and covered the quilt.

He rarely dreamed, but that night he had a dream.

It wasn't until the next morning that Yin Nuo woke up and felt that his pants were a little wet. When he touched the wet pants with a confused face, he remembered what he had dreamed about last night.

It seems that I dreamed that 0821 was hugging me

He still remembered that in the dream, 0821's light yellow hair was as soft as feathers, his fair face was flushed slightly, his body was soft and warm, and every word he said was murmuring.

The general memory is not very clear, the only thing I remember most clearly is that sentence.

"Hi, Yinuo."

The soft and smooth touch of the man's hair seemed to still be in his hands, and he couldn't help turning his hands away.

He recalled the gentle touch of that person's skin when he saw 0821 yesterday.

It is exactly the same as the real person.

Inexplicably dreamed of an unfamiliar man?What kind of strange operation is this.

Thinking of this, Yin Nuo couldn't help shivering, the scene from yesterday was swept into his brain together with the dream.

One night, I had a spring dream without a trace, and when I woke up, there was no trace at all.

He lifted the quilt and jumped out of bed with a dark face.

"..."

Almost quickly rushed to the bathroom, changed clothes, and took a shower along the way.

He specially boiled cold water just to clear his mind.

The cold water hit the body, dispelling the unreal feeling in the brain, and the feeling of being soft as if stepping on the cotton gradually dissipated.

He stuck to the cold tiles, washing the marks on his body without saying a word.

Bloody, the dream last night was too bloody.

Yin Nuo never imagined that he would have a sexual dream with 0821.

That man is clearly a robot?

Could it be that he is the king of widowed kings who are hungry?

Thinking of this, he unconsciously felt a strong dislike for himself.

After taking a shower, he went to the balcony to dry his clothes, and loudly expressed his unhappiness at the door of the house.

"Ahhhh!"

What I didn't expect was that a small head popped out from the opposite balcony, and it was fluffed with light yellow.

0821 seemed to see Yin Nuo's figure, opened the window and smiled at him brightly, seeming to be saying something.

Yin Nuo couldn't hear clearly, but judging from the shape of his mouth, he was probably asking about morning?

"..."

Yin Nuo retracted his head again, he suddenly felt that he was very unlucky today.

What is this called?

Everything is wrong.

Not only did I have an indescribable dream, but I also met the rightful owner.

He escaped from the window, and closed the curtains feeling inappropriate, and shrank in the darkness, as if he would not be seen by that person.

The top is up.

Yin Nuo reached out and knocked on his swollen and aching head, leaned against the wall panting heavily, and decided to go out after a long while to divert his attention.

But he didn't expect that when things went wrong, even when he went out, he would see a group of wild cats, you and me mixed together, and the two cats' bodies were clinging to each other and dawdling back and forth.

"...go...these days cats..."

He muttered a few words, as if his heart had been struck by lightning.I turned my head away and stopped looking at the cats snuggling together on the side of the road.Turning around and entering a supermarket, I decided to buy some fruits and vegetables.

I grabbed a cherry by chance, just wanted to see if it was delicious, but it turned out that it was twins.

Yin Nuo put him back to the original place sheepishly, turned around and went to the other side, and went to the side to pick other things.

"Can't I stop eating? Really..."

People are so unlucky that drinking cold water will clog their teeth.Yin Nuo feels that the world is currently against him.

The strawberry I picked up at random grew into a heart, and the edamame happened to have two nests in it.

Yin Nuo repeated the action of picking up and putting down in the supermarket.Finally, I finally chose some dishes that are not long enough to grow in pairs.

When he went to the counter to check out with a bunch of potatoes and eggplants, he squinted and saw the tea eggs beside him.

Thinking that he hadn't eaten these things for a long time, he excitedly asked for one from the guy at the counter, and even packed a cup of soy milk.

"Hi sir, today we have a big promotion in our store, buy one soy milk get one free."

Yin Nuo felt that his face was turning black and blue, but he saw that the teller brother had already settled the bill and was waiting to pay, and the soy milk was lying safely in the paper cup.

It was not easy to refund, so he had no choice but to give up, paid the money and passed the soy milk to the boy at the counter beside him.

"That... I'm only one person, so I can't drink so much. If you don't mind this cup of soy milk, I'll give it to you."

Yin Nuo wants to swear to the sky that he will never admit defeat.

If it's a pair, let him dismantle it into a single one.

He watched the teller brother nod with his own eyes, and only after accepting the cup of soy milk did he give up.

Just as he sat happily at the table beside him, he reached out and took out the tea egg and knocked it on the table.

The fragile eggshell shattered, and the white egg white with the yellowish lines of the tea leaves was immediately exposed to Yin Nuo's eyes.He peeled off the tea egg three times, five times and two times, put it in his mouth and bit off half of it.

"Hmm...delicious."

The egg yolk has a rich aroma that satisfies the taste buds.

He was lowering his head to take another bite, but he turned petrified on the spot.

What is more exasperating than buying one get one free soy milk just now?

Is this egg a double yolk egg?

The strong aroma of egg yolk in his mouth has not yet completely dissipated, and he clearly remembers that he just ate an egg yolk in one breath.

"???"

Yin Nuo waited for the egg yolk in his hand with a puzzled face. The current state can be described as egg yolk staring wide-eyed.

Oh, what a Mercury retrograde day today.

It seems that he is the only single dog in the whole world now.

Crazy. Crazy.